On the way to Chengdu, the Azure Small Fish suddenly remembered something and turned to ask Azure,""Brother Tianqing, I remember that when we first met Sister Ziyan, you looked at her for a long time. She said that you wanted to be gay with her.”
Tian Qing looked up at the sky. Why is it that when I don't use forbidden words, someone else will start using them?
Alright, following his usual style of explanation, Tian Qing patiently guided him,""The meaning of being gay is-"
Xiaoyu listened attentively with his eyes wide open.
"It means to break the sleeve.”
Tianqing explained with a clear conscience. This time, I didn't have a green lake." Children who don't know the meaning of this word, please be free to ferry." This was what it literally meant. As for the extended meaning-why did a child tell her so much?
Xiaoyu replied with an "oh" before asking,""But you only looked at her for a long time. Why would she think that you wanted to break your sleeves?”
Tian Qing rubbed his head. This…was a little difficult to explain.
"Do you remember that the weather had already started to warm up?”
Xiaoyu nodded." Not only that. It was already very hot at that time, but we didn't have money. We couldn't afford summer clothes, so we could only wear the same long gown every day…"
Tian Qing smiled." That's right. At that time, everyone had already started to wear middle sleeves or short sleeves, but only the two of us and the one with the surname Si Kong wore long sleeves, right?"”
Xiaoyu nodded.
Tian Qing smiled in satisfaction. "We don't have money to buy new clothes, but Si Kong Nuo is so rich, she doesn't have to worry about food or clothes. Think about it, why does she wear long sleeves?”
Xiaoyu thought for a moment and asked,"Is it because she's a woman? Is it because she's too shy to be naked?"”
"She's even more manly than Blackie. I think she can't even remember her real gender." Tian Qing sneered.”
Xiaoyu thought for a moment and asked,""Because the lace on her sleeves is especially…uncanny?”She thought about it for a long time, but she really couldn't come up with any words of praise. However, she couldn't bear to attack Tianqing's terrifying aesthetic sense, so she could only choose a mediocre four-word idiom that was unclear.
"That's right!" Tianqing nodded vigorously. This was the truth! You also know that Si Kongnuo treasures her unique designs the most. Every sleeve of the clothes is unique, like making it into a morning glory shape or batwing shape or cutting it into strips of cloth. People like her are most worried about the sleeves being broken and affecting the overall effect of the clothes. So she was so nervous that she thought I was looking at her sleeve.”He shook his head. I can even make up such words. I'm really a f * cking genius!
"So what if you like her sleeve?”Xiaoyu still did not understand.
"Of course I tore it off and attached it to my clothes!”No matter how tattered the clothes were, as long as they were changed into some parts of Sikong's clothing, they would immediately become the center of attention, just like how Wu Dalang turned into Tom Cruise.
" Is that so…" There were actually people in the world who would tear off other people's sleeves for household use when they saw that they looked good. They even invented a term for this. Really…
"Yeah, you understand now?" Tian Qing asked her with an amiable smile.
"Then, when Big Brother Murong mistakenly thought that you were Sister Sikong and dragged you into the room, you also shouted 'gay' because you were worried that he would tear off your sleeves?”
" Yes, yes…" Why is your memory so good…
"But…it's very strange. That night, Sister Sikong gritted her teeth and told me,'If Xiao Qing and Mu Rongcheng really did have a homosexual relationship, Mu Rongcheng would definitely be the husband of the rabbit and would not be able to make a comeback for a hundred years!'，‘And what does 'Rabbit Husband' mean?" Xiaoyu repeatedly deduced, but he did not know.
"This…didn't she tell you?”'Don't do that. If this continues, will Xiaoyu ask me what's going on when she gets her period…'
"I did. Sister Sikong told me to come and ask you when I have time. She said that I would definitely get a satisfactory answer.”
"Sikong Nuo, you big belly!" I shouted at the sky.
"Black-bellied?"
"This is a term that transcends time and space. Let's not discuss it in this era for the time being.”
"Oh…Alright then. First, explain to me what the husband of the rabbit is, and why this word has something to do with being gay?”
"Cough cough…This means that gay sleeves can only be broken between men, not between men and women.”Forget it, this concept should stop there.
"Why?"
"Nonsense, do you think a man who breaks a woman's sleeve is going to bring it back for his wife to wear? How could a woman be called a woman if she broke a woman's sleeve?”
"Oh, okay, but I really didn't expect a man to be so obsessed with sleeves.”
"It's not just the sleeves. Men are also very obsessed with peaches. Peaches must not be shared between two men. I'll tell you this reason later.”Now, he couldn't make up so many lies at once…
"Okay, what do you mean, husband rabbit?”
"Why is your main building ability so strong…Alright, look at rabbits, they are usually snow-white, right?”
"Is this because Mu Rongcheng is also snow-white?”
"You're so smart. Look at his skin, isn't it much fairer than mine? It's not much different from Si Kong Nuo's skin color. A man with skin as white as snow is the least manly, so he's usually jokingly called 'Rabbit Husband' by the people.”
"Then why is it related to gay sleeves?”
"Think about it. It's fine if two manly men are gay, but a sissy man is snatching other people's sleeves. Isn't that more like those petty women?
"Yeah!" Perhaps because she had imagined Mu Rongcheng's arrogant manner of tearing at Tianqing's sleeve, Xiaoyu suddenly understood." Isn't this what they call a pretty boy?!"”
Tianqing nodded in relief." You can already draw inferences from one instance. I'm very relieved."
A few years later, the two of them entered Qiong Hua.
Xiaoyu was very attentive and noticed that there was a long tear on the left sleeve of Tianqing's clothes.
She said,"Senior Brother Tianqing, let me nourish you."”
However, Tian Qing was very busy. He was so busy that he did not even have the time to stop and mend his sleeves.
He was busy pursuing Sister Su Yu. He was busy teasing Senior Brother Xuan Xiao. He was busy drinking Senior Sister Su Shen's wine. He was busy peeking at Senior Sister Su Yao applying powder.
Hence, Xiaoyu was always worried about Azure's sleeves.
Some of the other disciples of Qionghua Sect came to ask her why she was always chasing after Tianqing.
"He's been gay for a long time!" she said, sounding terribly worried. I tried to persuade him every day, but he refused to change his mind…"
The words "let me fix it for him" had long been automatically filtered out by the listener in the rumbling thunder.
Who was most likely to be gay with Yun Tianqing? There was only one truth, Xuan Xiao. (Who asked them to hang out all day long)
Therefore, everyone suppressed their gossipy spirits on the surface and secretly paid attention to the two of them.
This one said,"I saw Senior Brother Xuan Xiao and Junior Brother Tian Qing drinking wine and admiring the moon today!"”
The other said,"I heard Junior Brother Tianqing say that he and Senior Brother Xuanxiao shared a bed today!”
This one said,"I saw them whispering in the shade of the drunken flowers..."
The one who said,"No matter what mission it is, the two of them will go together…"
This one said,"Every time I see Senior Martial Brother Xuan Xiao and Junior Martial Sister Su Yu together, Senior Martial Brother Tian Qing will turn around and leave…"
"Then, not long after, I saw Senior Brother Xuan Xiao sticking to Senior Brother Tian Qing and saying that he wanted to have a martial arts competition with him…"
All kinds of rumors were getting more and more evil, and the more they spread, the more twisted the personalities of the two parties involved were beyond recognition.
The long period of abstinence stimulated the intense cultural expression of everyone. Everyone's story could be compiled into a doujinshi.
A fan of " The Plum in the Golden Vase "" I heard Tianqing squeal and fall into Senior Brother Xuan Xiao's arms…"
A fan of 'Dream of the Red Chamber' said,'After Su Yu left, Xuan Xiao said sadly to Junior Brother Tian Qing,"'Don't you know how I feel?'”
A fan of the Records of the Three Kingdoms said,"Tianqing spat out a mouthful of blood in his palm and muttered,'Since green is born, why is the sky born...'"
A fan of Water Margins said," Xuan Xiao's tiger body shook. He lifted the 'mosaic' the size of a vinegar bowl and drove straight in, causing Tian Qing to cry out in pain..."
However, regarding the question of who was attacking and who was suffering, the XQ area of Qionghua's bulletin board had been arguing endlessly. Therefore, someone privately interviewed the first informant, Su Yu.
"You're closer to Senior Brother Tianqing, so you should know what he said about Senior Brother Xuan Xiao.”
Su Yu did not know about the conspiracy behind the scenes and thought it was just a normal chat, so she said without thinking,""He said that Senior Martial Brother Xuan Xiao looks like my husband.”
Who knew that the moment these words came out, it triggered another huge battle between the Green Cloud Party and the Green Cloud Party.
Green Cloud Party: See, see, see! Official evidence! The couple is irreversible! Green Cloud is the king, the heaven, the universe!!!
[Xiao Qing Party: So what? Don't you bunch of NPCs know that the most favorite thing to say is that you're the one who's attacking!]!!
Both sides were confident and confident, and they were engaged in a war of words every day. Occasionally, there would be neutral Sword Crafting Department members passing by calmly.
This matter would be known to the person at the center of the rumors sooner or later.
Tianqing's reaction was very calm." Everyone's writing is beautiful and imaginative. I'm amazed." However, Qing Xiao, Qing Xiao, you know who is attacking and who is taking the hit. This is a matter of principle. Please don't make a mistake.”
Xuan Xiao did not even finish reading a single page before he slashed the doujinshi into snowflakes and said,""…I'll go and explain to Su Yu first, then I'll settle the score with you bunch of shameless, bored people who write such nonsense!”
Miraculously, while JQ was making a big fuss, Su Yu, who was the tailor of Qiong Hua, was completely unaware of this matter. Therefore, when Xuan Xiao and Tian Qing finally found out who started spreading the rumors, she looked at the two mountains in front of her and thought that Xuan Xiao could not stand it anymore and dragged Tian Qing to mend his sleeves.
After a round of confrontation.
The two of them were thrown into the Valley of Thoughts like trash by Xuan Xiao.
Tian Qing rubbed his belly in relief." That's good. I wanted to suffer together with you, Xiaoyu. I didn't expect that the source of this matter was me. That's great. Now, I can come in with you openly."”
Su Yu looked at him and said,"I really didn't expect that after coming to Qionghua, I would have to live a life where I don't have a chance to eat…"?
Tian Qing's stomach made a sound at the right time. He simply lay down and chewed on the uprooted grass with relish.
"The Valley of Returning Thoughts is truly a paradise on earth…"
Night fell. The sky was filled with stars.
"Xiaoyu, think about it carefully. Other than that, have I taught you any other embarrassing words? The kind that sounds especially CJ…"
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