[Little Fish Narration]
After we had collected 99 jars, Tian Qing jumped up and reached out to take a wine gourd. He pulled out the stopper and was about to pour it into his mouth.
"What are you doing?"”
He rolled his eyes at me. This wine smells so good. I must drink a few mouthfuls!”
I snatched the wine jug from his hand and smashed it down. The amazing thing was that not a single drop of wine splashed out when it landed on the ground. Not even a wisp of smoke disappeared.
He smacked his lips and said,"Ha, the twin brother of the Ginseng Fruit."”
"Have you forgotten the name of this wine?" A dream of a thousand years! A mortal like you can sleep until you die with just one sip!”
He looked at the bottomless Universe Bag (similar to Doraemon's four-dimensional space bag) with pity and muttered,""It can't be…"
When the 99 jars of wine were filled to the brim, Tian Qing looked at the Immortal Weng, who was drinking the wine as if it was fine wine, and swallowed his saliva with obvious jealousy.
"Give me back the Qiankun Bag, kids…" The Immortal Elder said leisurely. He accidentally caught sight of Tian Qing's wolf-like eyes and asked with a smile,"What's wrong with you?""Little girl, do you want to have a drink together?”
Just as I was about to stop him, Tian Qing untied a small wine jug from his waist and waved it at the immortal."Do you think your sour water is worthy of being called 'wine'? If you had tasted my mead, I guarantee that you would want to live another five hundred years!”
The immortal said nonchalantly,"This old man's lifespan is as long as the heavens…Burp ~" However, he couldn't help but be curious. He glanced at Tian Qing and saw that the child stuck out his red tongue and licked his mouth. A few wisps of bright liquid were sucked into his lips…
Wine Immortal Weng couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
I suddenly feel that this scene is a little strange…
Tian Qing smiled and generously handed the honey wine in his hand to the immortal.
A first-grade Immortal Elder was instantly overwhelmed.
I was bewildered. Was the wine in the human world really that good? Then what was he drinking every day? Horse urine, cat urine, or god's excrement? I can't take it anymore, I feel like vomiting…
Immortal Weng couldn't help but gulp down all the mead.
When Tian Qing saw this, he immediately shouted angrily,""Who allowed you to finish it? What? Why are you bullying the younger generation? Are you still worthy of being a god? You've already finished it, why should I drink? Do you know that if I don't drink mead for a day, I'll be so depressed that I want to kill someone?!”
I felt ashamed, how would I know…
Wine Immortal Weng scratched his head in embarrassment.""Uh…what should I do? Burp ~"
"I don't care! You compensate me, you compensate me! Otherwise, I'll drink all your wine too!”
I was sweating profusely,[Such a low-level threat strategy…]
Wine Immortal Weng, however, protected the wine cauldron with great heartache.""Child, don't be anxious. This is my life…How about this old man greet the God of Fortune and ask him to let you go? Looking at the poor faces of the children, they probably won't be enough for him to exploit…"
Tian Qing's face was full of reluctance. In the end, after Wine Immortal Weng's persuasion, he reluctantly agreed.
When they were about to enter the teleportation point, Tian Qing looked back and smiled brightly."If you're so obedient, I'll bring you some mead next time!”
When we were about to enter the next stage, we could still vaguely hear the immortal's exhortation,"Bring a few more jars! You're welcome to come again!"
We stood still and I said to Tianqing,"Looking at your performance just now, it's a pity that you didn't enter the pear garden.”
He proudly waved the two Qiankun Bags in his hands at me."Look, the old man forgot about this!”
I couldn't bear to say,"Actually, Immortal Weng looks like a very kind person…"
He stretched." Yes, that's why I reluctantly gave up what I loved and sacrificed my life.”
I asked,"Are you referring to the virginity?"”
He rolled up his sleeves and was about to start teaching his son when he suddenly heard a seductive voice."Who dares to talk about chastity with me?”
Looking up, we saw a beautiful woman who was also charming to the bone walking towards us. There was a mole under the corner of her right eye, which was soul-stirring.
Hearing her words, Tianqing and I thought that this person was possessed by Sikong Nuo.
The beauty blew on the balsamia juice that had just been applied to her nails and exhaled."I'm the master of this place, Fairy. You two go and find 44 Graceful Soul Grass for me.”
Tian Qing glanced at the eager Flower Devils around him, but he didn't move. Instead, he sized up the Fairy Maiden and smiled.""Today, I finally understand what it means to be as beautiful as a fairy.”
"Oh?" Fairy Fairy smiled.
Tian Qing laughed,"One point more is too long, one point less is too short; If you put on powder, it will be too white, and if you put on vermilion, it will be too red. His eyebrows were like green feathers, his muscles were like white snow, his waist was like a bundle of white silk, and his teeth were like shells. She smiled sweetly, bewitching Yangcheng and Xiacai.”
The Fairy Lady covered her mouth with her fingers and laughed."Little brother, you have the looks of Song Yu, but unfortunately, you're also a lecher.”
"Is that so?" Tian Qing automatically filtered out the second half of the sentence. Song Yu also came here to clear the trial?"
Fairy shook her head. " I think you're the most handsome person who's ever been to my sister's place. There was a younger brother who was on par with you before, but he looked a little kind-hearted and wasn't my sister's type.”
I interjected,"Isn't it better to be honest? Why did Sister Fairy like those who were lascivious?”
Fairy Fairy looked at me with a slightly sorrowful and sympathetic gaze."Good question, little sister. It has always been men who are not bad and women who do not love. It has always been infatuated women who are heartless…Sister, aren't you the same?”
I was stunned on the spot for a while before spitting out a few words,"Fairy, how did you know…that I'm a woman?”
Flying Fairy patted my head lightly."Sister has seen countless people and has sharp eyes. If you can't even see this, how can you survive?”
Tian Qing interrupted," What's so great about that? My sister is so delicate and pretty. Of course, everyone loves her. It would be strange if she was a man."”
"She's not your biological sister, is she?" Fairy Fairy laughed.”
"Yeah, it would be even better if you could inherit my excellent genes," Tianqing said.
Fairy Fairy giggled and said seriously,""Stop talking nonsense with me. You, hurry up and get me 44 stalks of Pleasure Soul Grass!”
Tianqing was helpless and waved for me to follow.
Unexpectedly, Flying Girl pulled me back and said,"You're a man, can't you go?" The little girl stayed here to chat with her sister.”
So we divided the work. After Tian Qing left, I heard Sister Fei Tian sigh."The two of them…are really alike.”
I looked at the human and demon fighting in the distance.），He shook his head." How is that possible? The Flower Fairy is much more beautiful than him."”
Flying Fairy giggled and tapped my forehead." Silly little sister, I'm not talking about them. I'm talking about your sweetheart and my sweetheart!"
I was silent for a long time before I asked,"Fairy sister's eyes are as sharp as torches, you can even see this."”
The Fairy suddenly turned back to her slightly sorrowful gaze."Because Sister is also a woman."
I asked,"Because Fairy Sister is a woman, so you can't let men talk about chastity here?"”
Fairy looked up at the sky and said after a moment,""It's something that happened so long ago…Forget it, let's not talk about it.”
I had to find another topic,"Sister Fairy, why do you think that you and I…are very similar?"”
The Fairy Maiden sighed again."It's been too long…I don't remember what that person looked like, but his temperament was like a piece of iron, not a bit off.”
I shook my head. Although Brother Tianqing looked indecent on the outside, he was actually not a playboy.”
"Oh?" she asked. How do you know?"
I thought for a moment and replied," I can't find any valid arguments for the time being, but I think he's a good person who will give his heart and soul to the person he really likes.”
Fairy Lady lowered her eyes." Since ancient times, many women have been defeated by their so-called accurate intuition.”
I said,"That's because they only know how to look with their eyes and not their hearts."”
Fairy Fairy smiled, but her smile did not reach her eyes."That's why he can't see your sincerity.”
I lowered my head." What does it matter? He's the best brother in the world. I'm content."”
As he spoke, Tian Qing ran back with small steps.
"How many are there left?" Fairy Fairy asked with a smile.”
"Ah?" Tianqing asked.
Fairy Fairy flicked his forehead. I asked you how many you have hidden?"
I sighed in my heart,'Women are indeed more observant than men. This person doesn't seem to be easy to fool.'
Tian Qing was stubborn." Even if I took one or two, as long as the mission you gave me is completed, why should Sister Fairy care so much?"”
"Are you going to hand it over or not?" Fairy Fairy's face darkened.”
"…Hand it over," Tianqing said.
When he handed the Pleasant Soul Grass to the Flying Fairy, he pursed his lips and said,""I just want my sister to become more beautiful, even if it's just a little bit of you.”
"Tsk, you don't care if she's good-looking or not!”
"She's my sister, how could I not care?" Tianqing said.
"Alright, then let me ask you, do you know her heart?"”
I interrupted Tianqing before he could answer,"Sister Fairy, this is my own business. It has nothing to do with others."”
Flying Fairy could only sigh and turn to Tian Qing and roar fiercely,""Little brat! "I'll give you a sentence: You can't tell with your eyes that a person who treats you well is sincere! He had to look with his heart! Do you understand?"
He covered his ears and shouted,"Understood! Listening to a beauty's words was better than reading a lifetime of books! Sister Fairy is really good to me, I don't need to see to know!”
Fairy Fairy turned her head. I'm not doing this for a playboy like you!”
I smiled." Sister Fairy is right, but there are some words that are meaningless if they are said clearly. It's not like you can say it out loud if you're good to someone.”
"It was made, right?" Tianqing whispered.”
I covered my face.
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