Three minutes later, William returned to the campsite with a carp that had been washed. He looked at the other two staff members whose jaws seemed to have dropped. He raised his head proudly and laughed wildly."You guys take your time. There's no hurry. We still need to roast fish now.”
The three crew members looked at William, who was so proud that his tail was sticking up high. They gritted their teeth. He was too arrogant. This was the first time they had met such an arrogant person in the 30-odd seasons of filming. However, when they saw the fish in William's hand, they could only sigh in their hearts.
He walked to Jessica's side and showed her the fish. He said with a smile,""Let's roast fish and anger them to death.”
Jessica looked at the three workers who seemed to have a fire on top of their heads and covered her mouth with a smile.
Soon, the three fish were dressed. When the fish were about to be grilled, William's expression became extremely abnormal.
"What's wrong?" Jessica asked with concern.
William laughed, but his smile was abnormal. He looked at Jessica and said,""I don't know how to barbecue."
" Wahaha-" This time, it was the three staff members who started laughing. Little guy, who asked you to look down on us back then? This is karma. The three staff members let out a breath and smiled happily.
Jessica was stunned for a moment. Then, she smiled and took the three fish from William's hands. She gently placed them on the rack and slowly roasted them."But I will."
William chuckled and squatted beside Jessica. He watched the three fish turn agilely in Jessica's hands. He picked up the oil beside him and rubbed the fish. The oil dripped on the fire and made a sound. William looked at Jessica's cheek, which was red from the bonfire, and kissed it gently. Jessica smiled and ignored him. The camera beside him recorded the sweet moment between William and Jessica.
Not long after, the aroma of fish wafted from the campsite. The three staff members ate the freshly cooked noodles and looked at the three red fish on the shelf with red eyes. They swallowed their saliva but did not say anything.
William raised his eyebrows in the direction of the staff members. He had a charming smile on his face. However, the three staff members thought that this smile was the smile of a devil. However, it was detestable. How could he tease people like this?
Compared to William's passionate dinner, the other three couples did not look too good.
First, it was Zach. He had just found a suitable place to camp, but when he was about to start a fire and eat, he was also about to catch fish. Zach was slightly better than William when it came to catching fish, but after catching three snakeheads and preparing to barbecue them, Zach remembered that his barbecue skills were slightly better than William's, but it was definitely not something that ordinary people could eat. As for Vanessa, she was better. She did not roast very well, but she could still eat it.
It was much more fun on Tom's side. It seemed that the men had agreed to go and look at the bird's nest first before catching the fish. However, they couldn't climb up no matter how hard they tried. When they went to catch the fish, they finally waited for something that looked like a fish to pass by. With a swoosh, they picked it up. A turtle bit Tom's pinky. Tom broke out in a cold sweat and threw the turtle onto the shore. When he walked back to the camp, Tom and his girlfriend were dumbfounded at the turtle. How could they roast the turtle? Tom had eaten it before, but he did not ask how to roast the turtle. After feeling helpless, Tom could only go to the small river to catch fish again. It was only when the smell of fish wafted from William's base that he caught a medium-sized black fish. He even caught a goldfish, which amazed Tom.
It was even more fun on Brad's side. After he finished setting up the tent, he got into an argument with Angelina over the location of the tent. Brad mainly set up the tent in an open space, while Angelina wanted to set up the tent on the grass. In the end, Brad stretched out his hands and admitted defeat. The sky was already dark, and the fish could no longer be caught. As for the bird's nest, no one would risk the dark to dig out the bird's nest because snakes would start to appear at this time. As for now, it was March. It was unknown whether the Amazon snakes had woken up.
In the end, Brand spent ten dollars to buy the right to use a bullet from a staff member. He shot a cute little white rabbit in a very romantic manner, but the cute little white rabbit was no longer cute. It was a bloody mess. Under Angelina's seductive gaze, Brand ignored it and cut open the little white rabbit's stomach before lighting it up and barbecuing it…
As they ate the delicious grilled fish, William and Jessica leaned against each other romantically. They hummed a song that they had composed casually and ate the fish. William felt happy as he looked at the extremely cute Jessica. This was life. A little sweetness was enough to be remembered for life. As for the three staff members, they were ignored by William and Jessica.
"Squeak squeak!" A squeak that sounded like a mouse or a gorilla rang out above William's head.
With a fish in his mouth, William picked up Jessica and turned to the side. With a whoosh, an object fell from the sky and landed where William was originally sitting.
A 1.1-meter tall orangutan with red fur grabbed another small fish that had passed the test. It called out to William in a very human-like manner as if it was telling him to eat it. Then, it started eating.
"Vajra?"
"Gorilla?"
"So cute."
The three voices came from William, the staff, and Jessica.
William looked at the gorilla and uttered the word " King Kong ". When he saw the small fish that Jessica had roasted for him, he was furious." My fish, the fish that Jessica gave me." He looked at the gorilla that was eating the grilled fish leisurely. If it was possible, William would not kill him. He would bring the gorilla home and feed it vegetables every day. Then, when it was half-starved, he would give it a full meal and eat it to death.
The three staff members protected William and Jessica behind them. They looked at the gorilla warily. Although gorillas would not hurt people, who could be sure in this forest?
After the gorilla finished eating, it wiped its protruding lips with its shiny fur under the bonfire. It grinned at William, stood up, and jumped, patting its legs as it squeaked.
William gritted his teeth and looked at the gorilla who was acting arrogantly. He wanted to understand the legendary ultimate move that could kill a person with a single glance. Unfortunately, this was not a foreign world, nor was it a Wuxia world, nor was it a Xianxia world. Of course, it was not Zhang Kong. Alright, I accidentally let it slip. Zhang Kong is the main character of my urban novel. Don't let anyone else say it, understand?）。
When the gorilla saw the two shiny guns in the staff's hands, it giggled, grabbed a stone from the ground, threw it at William, and kissed Jessica.
William dodged the stone. His heart was burning with anger. This gorilla must have transmigrated. I'm going to kill him. Even a eunuch would have his male hormones stimulated when he saw his girlfriend being teased by a gorilla.
William did not transform into a Super Saiyan, nor did he explode like he did in King of Fighters 97. Instead, he grabbed a rock from the ground and threw it at the gorilla.
The gorilla tapped its long arm on the ground and jumped back. Then, it looked at William and opened its mouth provocatively. Then, it kissed him again.
"Dammit!" William was very angry. Just as he was about to challenge the gorilla, a staff member stopped William. When William's anger reached its peak, he said,"This gorilla is in heat, so its behavior is very normal.”
William wanted to say," Normal my ass." But he calmed down after looking in the direction that the staff member was pointing at. Half of the gorilla's butt was red under the light of the bonfire. It was a sign of the gorilla in heat.
"What do we do now?" William asked.
"Let's ignore him. He'll leave on his own later.”"I'm a forest ranger," said one of the staff members."No one is more familiar with the creatures in the forest than me.”
So, William hugged Jessica tightly and sat with the three staff members. He looked at the sky, but he was very vigilant as he looked at the gorilla who was performing a striptease.
Jessica felt sweet in her heart when she saw William acting like a child. She hugged William's waist and pressed her body against his chest.
After a while, the five creatures on the gorilla's side did not seem to see him. They hammered their chests angrily and squeaked. They picked up stones and smashed them. Then, they jumped onto the branch that had just taken the bird's nest. They swayed and left William and the others 'sight.
" Phew!" The staff members finally heaved a sigh of relief when they saw the gorilla leave. There was something they had not said just now. If the gorilla did not leave, it might turn into Superman and hurt people.
"Alright, go to sleep." William said softly as he hugged Jessica, who had fallen asleep.
At this moment, the staff took out something that looked like a TV remote control and handed it to William.""If there's any time in the evening, press this red button and I'll know from there.”
"Thanks." William said as he took the remote control.
He walked into the tent, turned on the electronic lights inside the tent, and sealed the tent. Then, he carefully put Jessica on the bed beside him. Seeing Jessica sleeping, he wanted to touch her, but when he saw the teeth marks on his left hand and touched his cheek, he finally chuckled and slept beside Jessica. He gently covered the bed with the blanket.
After the orangutan's chaos, William's nerves started to relax. He finally felt sleepy. Under the dim light, William slowly closed his eyes…
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