"You're going to be famous."
"Why would I be red? I didn't lose my 8 GB portable hard drive.”
(Source: While eating, a female colleague said worriedly,"I might be famous." Everyone was curious and asked,"What's wrong?”"I just found out that I lost a USB drive. It's the kind that Brother Guan Xi has, an 8G one…)
Guo Huang did not think much of his friend's mystifying words. Wang Qing slapped his forehead and said,
"My brother, you're too slow. Everyone has been talking the entire morning.”
"About me? Yes, yes, I got it. It's not that I specially changed my appearance today. I look especially handsome, and my eyes still have electricity?”
“……”
Wang Qing was speechless. Guo Huang laughed and said,"
"Alright, don't keep me in suspense. Just tell me what it is.”
"What else could it be? It's about you and Golden-haired Ji. This morning, you were talking and laughing with Golden-haired Ji.”
"Huh? Didn't he just say a few words to her?”
"Say a few words? Did she smile at you? Did she get angry at you?”
"There is, but…"
"Stop! There's no buts. You have a queen, and now you're trying to get your hands on a princess. You're two-timing.”
"F * ck your sister. It's all groundless accusations. Why did you drag Queen into this? You damn lolicon. I'm telling you, I'm not a sis-con.”
Guo Huang really wanted to strangle this guy to death. His reputation as a perverted sis-con must have come from him. This culprit didn't have any self-awareness at all. Wang Qing saw the killing intent on Guo Huang's face and hurriedly said,
"Stop! Alright, I'm not just talking about the princess. Hmm, no, it's also related to this matter. Fat Tiger has already said that he'll teach you a lesson!”
"Ha, why? Could it be that I injured him this morning?”
"Don't you know that Fat Tiger is a fanatic admirer of Blondie?”
"I don't know, but I'll know what it means to be a fat toad that wants to eat swan meat. Don't you think about his body? Even if the glittering young miss really likes him, wouldn't she be crushed to death in the future? There's a limit to a woman's tolerance in any aspect.”
Upon hearing Guo Huang's words, Wang Qing also imagined that scene in his mind. His expression was strange, and in the end, he couldn't help but laugh and slap the table.
"Haha, that's right. It's like an elephant and a little white rabbit doing that. This is already crossing the race. It's even more ridiculous than a wolf falling in love with a sheep.”
Peng!
The sound of a table being slammed rang out. The two of them stopped laughing and looked over. They saw that the blonde beauty, Long Yu, had slammed the table and stood up. She had actually returned to the classroom at some point and heard their conversation. Wang Qing's face instantly turned pale as he said embarrassedly,
"Guo Huang, I'm going to eat. Be careful.”
After saying that, she ran out without looking back. Guo Huang's expression was as usual. He put his books away and was about to go out when he heard a delicate voice say,
"Guo Huang, stop!"
Guo Huang turned around and said,"
"You called me?"
The golden-haired girl's chest heaved up and down, showing the anger in her heart. She said angrily,
"Apologize!"
"Apologize? No need. Although you threw the umbrella into the trash can, I remember saying that you could throw it away.”
Creak! Long Yu gritted her teeth. Why was it that she was the one apologizing to him? However, before she could flare up, Guo Huang said,
"I'm going to eat. If there's anything, we'll talk later.”
After saying that, he hummed and walked out of the house. As soon as he arrived downstairs, he saw Wang Qing waiting for him.
"Royal brother, come here, come here."
"What now?"
"That Fat Tiger has already brought people to block the entrance of the cafeteria. You can't go into the tiger's mouth. Give me your meal card and I'll bring you food to eat in the classroom.”
"There's no need. There are teachers eating in the canteen. He won't dare to do anything.”
"What do you know? Fat Tiger is called a little tyrant. When has he ever been afraid of a teacher? His mother, who was even fatter than him, was the deputy director of the Education Bureau. She was famous for being a shrew and a tyrannosaur who protected her children. For a small matter like a physical conflict like a fight, the teacher would at most criticize him lightly and ask him to apologize. What was the use?”
Guo Huang smiled and said,
"I'm fine. Don't worry."
After saying that, he continued to walk towards the dining hall. Seeing that he could not persuade him, Wang Qing could only give up and follow behind him. Soon, they were about to reach the dining hall. From afar, they could see a mountain of meat standing there. Wang Qing said,
"See, I'm not wrong, right? He's waiting for you.”
"He blocks his way, I eat mine."
"I'm just afraid that you won't be able to bear the consequences. Sigh, forget it. You're asking for trouble. As a good friend, you're practically my brother-in-law. I can't just watch you jump into the fire pit.”
"Brother-in-law's words were unnecessary. Besides, that's not a fire pit, but a mountain of meat. Ha, why are you closing your eyes?”
"I couldn't 'watch' you jump into the fire pit, so I closed my eyes and waited for you to jump.”
“……！”
Guo Huang was slightly touched by the White-Headed Grass Mud Horse. He continued to walk to the cafeteria, deliberately not looking at Fat Tiger Li Zhenba. Li Zhenba shouted angrily,
"Guo Huang, stop right there."
"Ha, this fatty wants to be with the golden and shiny young miss. Even the way he calls me is the same.”
"What is it? Student Li, if you think I hurt you this morning, I apologize. You can mail me the bill for the medical expenses.”
"Medical fees? Hehe, don't worry, I'll give you the bill.”
Roshan didn't say anything else and threw a punch at Guo Huang. This punch was so powerful that even a sandbag weighing dozens of kilograms would be sent flying. Some of the timid onlookers covered their eyes, not daring to look at Guo Huang's miserable appearance. Guo Huang also struck out with his palm, aiming at Li Zhenba's fist.
"You overestimate yourself!"
Li Zhenba increased his strength. Peng! Their fists and palms collided, producing a crisp sound. Ah! Lee Zhenba felt an unstoppable force surge through his body, almost cracking his fist. The next moment, Guo Huang's shoulder slammed into his body like a savage charge. Lee Zhenba felt as if he had been hit by the legendary deceiving horse, and the huge force sent him flying into the air. In the end, he crashed three meters away with a loud bang, sending a huge cloud of dust flying.
Kacha.
This was the sound of everyone's jaws being dislocated due to the excessive shock. Everyone felt as if their hearts were racing like a hundred thousand alpacas. They watched in disbelief as Guo Huang knocked down the little tyrant, who was more than twice his weight, with a single palm strike. It made them feel as if Sister Furong had suddenly become a beauty, and Sister Feng had suddenly married a **.
"Ah, why did Student Li fall? I was really careless. That kind person called the school doctor auntie, right? Lolicon over there, your eyeballs are about to fall out. Let's go."
Guo Huang pulled Wang Qing into the school cafeteria, leaving behind a group of students with dislocated jaws.
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