"It's actually Strawberry Fat Ci. Her golden and shiny taste is the same as Dongcheng Ling from Strawberry 100%.”
Guo Huang hummed a song as he walked to the classroom. He recalled that the scene just now was exactly the same as the opening of this classic harem manga. Unfortunately, Guo Huang felt that he had seen too many fat times recently, and he did not have the feeling of being unable to forget the male lead in the manga.
When Guo Huang walked into the classroom, the noisy classroom suddenly fell silent. Many people looked at him with all kinds of strange gazes, which made Guo Huang somewhat puzzled. However, most of their eyes were filled with surprise and fear. Guo Huang thought for a moment and quickly understood that it was probably because of the news that he had defeated Lee Zhenba.
Ignoring the gazes of these people, he went to his table and opened his bag. However, he suddenly frowned and realized that his books and bag were gone.
"What's going on?"
"That…Guo Huang, your book was taken away by a senior. He asked me to give this to you.”
A voice as low as a mosquito's could be heard. Guo Huang turned his head and saw his classmate sitting at the same table. He was a guy with a weaker sense of existence than Guo Huang. His biggest characteristic was his long hair and a pair of big glasses. His academic performance was average, and his sports were average. As for his appearance, Guo Huang had never looked at him carefully, so he was not sure. However, if she was beautiful, even if Guo Huang thought that he was not interested in the three-dimensional world, he would still have some impression of her. After all, they had been deskmates for two years. When it came to the second year of high school, the two of them sat in the same seat. Guo Huang remembered that her name was Xi, but he couldn't remember her surname.
"Kid, if you don't want your book to be thrown into the toilet by me, come to the 'cute' billiard room after school.”
Guo Huang took the note without saying a word and put it in his pocket. He knew that some people would be unhappy that he was in the limelight today. However, the third year of high school was the most important year for a student. The pressure on students was very heavy. Unless they had really given up completely, most students were fighting with all kinds of exercises. Who was so bored?
"Are…are you alright?"
Xi asked in a weak voice. She wasn't stuttering, but she was too weak to anyone. Guo Huang shook his head and said,
"It's fine. Maybe some senior is joking with me. However, there will be no books in class later. It will be troublesome.”
"Mine…I'll lend it to you."
"Yes, thank you."
"You're…you're welcome."
"Ha, Classmate Xi, don't be so nervous. We've been sitting together for two years, so relax.”
"Um…okay."
Guo Huang shook his head when he saw her expression. Suddenly, he thought of something and whispered into her ear,
"Let me tell you about Wang Qing's dark history.”
"What is a dark history?"
This time, the weak fellow was also interested. He finally stopped talking. Guo Huang smiled and said,
"It's the kind that can't be recalled. Let me tell you, this fellow has always hated Chinese. In the sixth grade, the teacher once assigned an 800-word essay with the title 'My Grandpa'. He went to look for the essay book, and there was a name of my sister on it. He changed the name of the sister to grandfather, and the teacher corrected it and let him read it aloud in class. I still remember."
At this point, Guo Huang pinched his throat and said,"
"My grandfather is a beautiful little girl. He often wears floral dresses and pigtails. He's so beautiful…"
Puchi...
Xi couldn't help but laugh. She didn't dare to laugh, but her shoulders were trembling and her face was red. At this moment, the bell rang. A middle-aged woman with short hair and a uniform walked in with a pointer and a class folder in her hand. A blonde figure followed behind her. It was Long Yu, who had just come downstairs, with a stack of papers in her hand.
"Student Long Yu, please put the test papers on the podium. Don't run around after the bell rings. Although there's a reason for this, you're the class monitor and the study committee member.”
The middle-aged woman spoke in a gentle yet stern tone. Long Yu nodded and said,
"Alright, Teacher Xiang."
The middle-aged woman was the math teacher and the head teacher of the class. Because of her strict teaching, she did not give anyone face. At the same time, her eyebrows were a little too long and she looked like a hanging ghost. It was unknown which wicked student had given her the nickname of Abbess Annihilation. She was also one of the few teachers in the school who would not give the golden-haired princess any discounts.
"Go back to your seat."
The golden-haired princess nodded and turned around to walk to her seat. When she passed by Guo Huang, she glanced at him and found him leaning against his deskmate, sharing a math book. He seemed to have said something that made the female student blush.
"Humph."
Long Yu snorted and went to her seat. There were 37 people in the class, and she was the only one sitting there, which showed that she was different from the others. Teacher Annihilation asked the group leaders to hand out the exam papers before officially starting the class.
"There are a few students who didn't do very well in this exam. They didn't reach the cut-off point, but don't be discouraged. I hope you can remember that when God closes a door for you, he will definitely open a window for you.”
The students said in unison,
"Got it!"
"Alright then."
Priestess Miejue pointed at the window and said,"
"This time, I will explain in detail where you made mistakes and the key points. If you still don't do well in the real mid-term exam, jump out of this window yourself.”
The classroom instantly fell silent. Everyone felt that this joke was too cold. Guo Huang shook his head and whispered,"
"Scores don't mean everything."
"I…I think so too. Teacher Xiang's words were a little overboard.”
Xi, who was sitting at the same table, said in a low voice. Guo Huang could not help but grab her hand and say,
"A bosom friend."
Xi's body stiffened from his actions. She tried to pull herself out but failed. Fortunately, Guo Huang did not really want to take advantage of her. He quickly let go and said,
"Oh right, Xi, we've been classmates for almost two years, but I can't remember your surname. What's your full name?”
"Lan Xi."
Guo Huang was about to say something when he felt a gaze coming from behind him. He turned his head but didn't find anything. He couldn't help but scratch his head. When the bell rang, Guo Huang heaved a sigh of relief. He had finally experienced the greatness of Einstein. An hour with Nanako was too short. 45 minutes in class felt like 45 hours had passed.
After stretching his body, Guo Huang said to Lan Xi, who was packing her books,
"Xi, I'll have to trouble you for two classes later. Oh right, to express my gratitude, I'll buy you a drink.”
"No…no need."
"Don't delay it. This is my gratitude. How about a bottle of soda?"
"Okay…thank you."
Guo Huang hummed the tune of 'Big Dough Clan' and was about to walk out of the classroom when three young girls suddenly arrived from the sect. All of them were dressed gorgeously. Guo Huang looked at their dyed hair colors, gold, pink, and red, and couldn't help but mutter to himself.
"Golden Fur, Pink Fur, Red Fur, we only need one more Green Fur to form a Monkey Soju (Magic Girl) team.”
"Lan Xi, come out for a moment."
When the weak deskmate saw the three Monkey Spirits, he immediately panicked and did not dare to agree. The fat golden retriever said,
"Are you deaf?”
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