"It hurts! Be gentle."
" I was already light enough, but I didn't expect you to be so 'injury'. It's obvious that the Queen is very angry, and the consequences will be very serious. Yes, His Majesty's Nine Yin White Bone Claw has surpassed Mei Chaofeng's.”
During lunch break, the classroom was empty. Everyone had gone to the cafeteria to eat. Guo Huang was sprawled on the table, revealing his back. The lolicon Wang Qing stood behind him, touching his back. It was a very visual illusion, and it made people think of something fujoshi. In fact, Wang Qing was just innocently wiping the crocus oil on Guo Huang's purplish back.
"Guo Huang, actually I think you deserve it. You should really train your EQ. You actually cheated in front of Her Majesty, so naturally, she was furious.”
"Steal your sister! Forging your sister! It's not that I'm too stupid, but women in reality are too difficult to deal with. I have many ways to deal with women in the 2D world.”
"Yes, yes. You can spend the rest of your life with your 2D girlfriend, ha.”
"Who is it?"
"What's wrong?"
"I felt like someone passed by just now.”
"So be it. What's the big deal?”
" You lolicon, don't you know that every person has a phone and a Weibo account? If we take pictures from different angles or photoshop them, we'll be famous. Sigh, if I had known earlier, I would have shamelessly asked Lan Xi to help me apply the medicine. Her hands are as soft and delicate as thatch stems, and her skin is as smooth as suet fat. It really matches the description in the Book of Songs. Her hands are as soft as a catkin, and her skin is as smooth as cream. It must be very comfortable to touch.”
"You know that well? You touched it?"
"Is there a need to make it sound so dirty? What's the big deal about shaking hands?”
"Is that so? I feel like I should tell Queen this. We grew up together, but I haven't even shook hands with her. I'm really worried for Her Majesty. I was actually fooled by your usual face. You said things like 'I'm not interested in 3D women'. In the end, not only did you drool over the princess, but you also hooked up with your deskmate.”
"Worry your sister, are you a eunuch?”
"We're close, but I can sue you for slander. Although I'm still a virgin, I'm still chaste for Queen.”
"Isn't there a saying that goes 'the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry?'?”
“……”
After the two of them talked about some meaningless things, they were about to go to the cafeteria to get food when a male student suddenly walked over from the door. He was a member of the class and said,
"Erm, Student Guo Huang."
"What's the matter? Student Wang Chao?"
"Someone gave you a letter."
Wang Chao took a step forward and handed an envelope to Guo Huang before running away. Guo Huang stared blankly at the letter in his hand.
"What's going on? There are still people who use physical letters nowadays.”
"Hehe, it can't be a love letter, right? Royal brother, your luck in love has been growing recently. It's very possible.”
"You seem to be very interested. If you want to see it, I'll give it to you.”
Guo Huang didn't even look at it and handed the envelope to Wang Qing. He hummed the tune of " YOU " and slowly walked out. When he arrived at the cafeteria, it was crowded. Guo Huang held the stainless steel buffet plate and didn't know where to sit. Suddenly, he heard someone call out to him,
"Student Guo Huang."
Guo Huang turned around and saw Lan Xi greeting him. He walked over and smiled.
"Didn't I say not to call your classmates? Call me by my name. Lan Xi, do you mind if I sit beside you?”
Guo Huang saw that there was no one beside Lan Xi. The dining table was broken, and the chair on the other side was broken. There were only two chairs left on the other side. They looked tattered. No wonder no one was sitting there.
"Yes."
Lan Xi blushed and nodded. Guo Huang did not stand on ceremony and sat beside her.
"There aren't many seats in the school cafeteria. It's dilapidated and doesn't have new equipment. We're not allowed to eat at restaurants outside. Monopolishness is domineering. Fortunately, although the food here doesn't taste very good, we're not allowed to eat sand or anything.”
Guo Huang found a topic to talk about as they ate. However, he was the one talking. Lan Xi only responded with a simple " hmm ". She ate very delicately and ate in small bites. She had the demeanor of a lady from a rich family. Thinking of a lady from a rich family, Guo Huang could not help but think of the golden-haired princess. He had never seen her eat before. Could it be that she did not eat lunch? Or they went out to eat.
Just as she was thinking about Guo Huang 'Mobile QQ, she suddenly remembered. She opened it and saw that it was a message from Nanako.
"Hiro, how about we go to the family restaurant for lunch?”
Guo Huang couldn't ask for more. Although the food in the school cafeteria wasn't difficult to swallow, it was impossible for it to taste good. Therefore, he stood up and said,
"Xi, I'm full. I'll go back to the classroom first.”
When she heard Guo Huang call her name, Lan Xi's face turned red again. She nodded lightly and nodded. Guo Huang went to the swill bucket to throw away the leftovers. After washing the cutlery, he left the canteen and began to walk towards the green belt behind the Wang Teaching Building, preparing to enter the two-dimensional world.
"Why did you call me here?”
Suddenly hearing a female voice, Guo Huang was stunned because he realized that it was Princess's voice. He immediately hid his figure and looked in the direction of the voice. He saw Long Yu's golden hair glistening under the sunlight in the corridor behind the classroom 30 meters away. She was talking to a third-year student. Because of the distance and the fact that Guo Huang didn't really care about the students in the school, he didn't recognize who it was.
" Mana Enhancement!"
Guo Huang immediately used his magic to strengthen his facial features, increasing his eyesight and seeing. He could see the boy's appearance clearly. He was 1.78 meters tall, and his hairstyle looked like it was designed by a professional. It matched his face very well. Guo Huang had to admit that he was a handsome man.
"Long Yu, I've liked you for a long time. Please go out with me.”
The boy went straight to the point. Guo Huang pursed his lips. So it was a confession. However, if Long Yu was so easy to get, he wouldn't be called a proud blonde princess. As expected, Long Yu said coldly,
"Is this what you mean?"
"That's right. These are the words that I've been holding back for a long time. Every day when I close my eyes, I see your shadow. Every frown and smile of yours reverberates deeply in my heart. Your appearance is an eternal legend to me. I feel that I can't live without you…"
Guo Huang felt goosebumps all over his body when he heard these words of love. He thought to himself that they were so mushy, but Long Yu still maintained her cold gaze. After listening to him seriously, she said,
"What do you like about me?"
"I like everything about you."
"This answer is really vague. Do you like my appearance? Character? Temperament? Connotation?"
"Connotation and temperament."
The boy answered quickly, his face full of joy. Long Yu didn't reject him immediately. Was there a chance? The next moment, Long Yu turned around and left. The boy was stunned and asked,"
"Dragon Jade…"
"Your answer is very hypocritical. Even if I have to force myself, I won't date a hypocrite. I'm known as the Golden-haired Princess, the most perfect gem of the Long family.”
"Uh, it's a precious and perfect treasure.”
" Wrong, it's an ornament. It's the same as a vase. I don't deny this. Even a vase has its own value and meaning. If you say that you like my inner qualities and temperament, then you're hypocritically denying my only value as a gem vase. It's unnecessary for you to recite a love letter of ten thousand words.”
Long Yu left after saying that. The boy was stunned for a while before he rushed forward and grabbed Long Yu's hand.
"Long Yu, don't go. Promise me, I really love you.”
"Let go!"
"I won't let go. If you don't agree, I won't let go!”
Guo Huang couldn't stand it anymore. Hey, hey, are you kidding me? Are you trying to be a scoundrel just because you failed your confession? Guo Huang took out a buckle from Xiaomi's phone and ignited his magic power to unleash the strength of a seventh-stage black belt. With a flick of his finger, the buckle shot out like a bullet, hitting the back of the boy's head. The boy only felt his vision go black and he fainted.
A blue light flashed in Long Yu's eyes. She was about to use a mysterious method to get the boy to let go, but she realized that the boy had fainted. As the boy fell, a finger-sized metal buckle fell to the ground. Long Yu picked up the buckle and saw the dent on it. She was smart enough to know that someone had used this to knock the boy out, so she came to the edge of the corridor and said,
"Who's there?"
However, no one answered. Long Yu grabbed the buckle and frowned. She took a deep look at the greenery, then turned around and left the corridor.
"West Mada! That buckle was Queen's 10th birthday present. She ordered me to bring it with me every day. It was terrible. But it seemed that the princess had a hard time. Not only did she often encounter confessions, but she also encountered people who failed in their confessions and were shameless or angry out of humiliation.”
Guo Huang stood up from the grass and hummed " YOU " as he left the green belt. He walked into a more remote corner and transmigrated into the 2D world. After Guo Huang did not see him come out, the golden-haired princess appeared again and watched him disappear without saying a word.
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