"One tree, one bodhi. What was the last sentence?”A middle-aged monk asked while holding a book titled " Introduction to Buddhism ".
"Hmm? Before dinner, I was thinking that I forgot about it after drinking a glass of wine. Wait, wait…Oh right, I remember now. Two breasts and a beautiful woman!”A young monk said with a flushed face. It was unknown whether it was because he had drunk two glasses of wine or because he had made up an answer.
"Beauty! Beauty your head, you're still drinking! If Buddha knew, he would have struck you with lightning!”The middle-aged monk slapped the young monk's bald head and roared.
" Dad…" The young monk looked at the middle-aged monk with grievance." Didn't we drink together?" I'm already 24. Haven't you always been looking forward to my marriage? Last time, you said that you would introduce Benefactor Chen's daughter to me…You didn't keep your word!”
The middle-aged monk was stunned and slapped his forehead." Aiya, I'm sorry, son. Father forgot everything when he drank. I'll call Almsgiver Chen now!”
After saying that, he ran away…
The young monk rubbed his dizzy head and was speechless!
His name was Yang Haoyu, a pretty good name. He also had a pretty good profession, which was a monk! Monks were now a golden profession that was not too tiring. They did not have to leave early and return late, and they did not have to do things according to other people's expressions. As for eating meat, drinking wine, and getting married, they were not prohibited.'，He would definitely be sued to the Human Right Association!
A monk had a good job, high pay, and many benefits. Of course, not everyone could be a monk. If it was someone else, they would have to worship masters everywhere. It was even stricter that they would have to go to a Buddhist college to study. But Yang Haoyu didn't need to go through so much trouble. He was like the second generation of the rich and the second generation of the government. He was the second generation of the Buddha. His great-grandfather, grandfather, father, and several generations of people were monks. They were known as the family of monks. In this small city, which temple or small group would dare to not give their Yang family face!
Therefore, Yang Haoyu inherited his father's legacy and became an outstanding, glorious, and sacred…monk!
Yang Haoyu touched his bald head. The only drawback of being a monk was that he couldn't keep his favorite hairstyle. Fortunately, Yang Haoyu was bald, so he was not ugly. He looked very unique and could be the talk of the town.
"Amitabha, This Penniless Monk is sleepy…yawn!”Yang Haoyu yawned and was about to go to bed when he suddenly remembered that Naruto was updating today. He immediately became energetic and turned on his computer to watch Naruto.
There was nothing he could do. The monk was too free. If he didn't find something to pass the time, he would feel bored. His father was a regular at the mahjong table. Of course, it was just a small gamble. His father didn't have much self-control and wouldn't gamble until he lost all his money.
Naruto did not have many updates and finished reading it in less than ten minutes. However, it was only a short 30-page comic, so Yang Haoyu was very engrossed in it. He cursed that there were too few updates and smoked a cigarette to calm himself down…
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A few days later, Yang Haoyu returned home from his ritual. After memorizing the Earth Bodhisattva Sutra for a day, he felt his bones go soft. Before he could even drink a mouthful of water, his father ran up to him.
"Son, I've arranged everything for you. Don't forget to have a date with Benefactor Chen's daughter tomorrow morning! Do you have enough money? If it's not enough, I'll get you some!"
Yang Haoyu quivered and was no longer tired. He hurriedly replied,"Not enough!"
"You brat, I knew it. Take it! Remember, don't take the money and do nothing. Hurry up and get married. I want to carry my little grandson!”
His father took out a wad of money and handed it to Yang Haoyu.
Yang Haoyu took it and counted it. Ten thousand yuan, not a cent less. His father was usually very stingy. Ever since Yang Haoyu earned his own money, he never gave him money and spent it all himself. It wasn't that Yang Haoyu didn't have money. He could spend it by performing a ritual once a month. Moreover, he did not just do one game a month. He had plenty of funds in his little vault, but who would not want more money?
He couldn't wear 'work clothes' on a date or blind date. Yang Haoyu ran to the mall and bought a branded suit. Clothes make the man, and a bald man in a suit seems quite handsome…
He was rich and good-looking, so it didn't take much effort to get his daughter. Soon, both parties reached the point where they had to meet their parents and discuss marriage. His father would fork out some money, and he would fork out some. The money to buy a house was enough. With the house, the wedding was soon decided. After the banquet, Yang Haoyu was supposed to enter the bridal chamber, but he was drunk. How could he carry out the plan of giving birth to a little monk? The moment he entered the house and fell on the bed in the bridal room, he fell asleep…
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When he woke up and opened his eyes, he was still a little hazy. However, after seeing his surroundings clearly, he woke up and broke out in a cold sweat.
Because he found that he was no longer in the bridal room, but in a very strange room.
The bed he was lying on…could not be called a bed, it could only be considered a couch. The wedding photo on the wall was gone, and in its place was a huge 'Buddha' character. There was also an incense burner beside the bed, and wisps of white smoke floated out from it. The smell was not right. He compared it to the incense he had lit during the ritual and felt that the incense here should be very expensive…
Suddenly, he thought of a possibility and was shocked. He quickly put his hands together and muttered.
"Amitabha, Amitabha. It must be the Buddha who saw me getting married, saw me committing adultery, and sent me to the Western Paradise.”The more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible. The more he thought about it, the sadder he became. He could not help but shed two lines of tears. He raised his head and shouted in pain,"Dad, I've let you down. No, you've harmed me. I won't be able to see you again in the future, and you won't be able to see me either. Wuuu ~ It's too unfair, I haven't given birth to a little monk yet…"
Before he could finish, the door was opened.
Yang Haoyu was shocked. He thought that Buddha had sent Arhat to send him to the 18th level of hell. He hurriedly wrapped his body with the blanket and shrank to the foot of the bed. However, he did not expect that the person who came in was not a fiendish Arhat, but a young monk with a delicate face.
The young monk smiled and walked towards him. He bowed and said," Patron, are you feeling better?"
"Who…are you?" Yang Haoyu did not look like a fiendish person, so he mustered up his courage and asked.
"My name is Di Yun, a Ninja Monk. Don't be afraid, this is the Temple of Fire. My senior brother Di Lu was on the way back to the temple. He saw you fainted on the roadside, so he saved you. Please rest assured, we won't hurt you!”the young Ninja Monk replied.
Temple of Fire? Ninja Monk?
Yang Haoyu felt that this place sounded familiar and couldn't recall it for a moment. When he heard Di Yun say that this place was very safe and that it wasn't the Tempest Temple that he thought it was, he immediately felt relieved. He even despised Di Yun in his heart."You put it nicely. Didn't you just tell me that you picked me up?”
As a modern man, he had a very good skill, which was to put on a smile even though he was despising him in his heart. He also bowed and said," Thank you very much, your temple. This Penniless Monk would like to meet Master Earth Land and express his gratitude in person…Wait, Earth Land, Temple of Fire. This is Naruto, a country without fire?”
When Yang Haoyu mentioned the name of the land, he suddenly thought of the Twelve Ninja Guardians in Naruto. In addition, he had also read some transmigration novels on the Internet. He suddenly had a bad guess...
"Yeah, eh? Aren't you from the Fire Country?" Di Yun was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion.
"Yes…Oh, no, I'm not from the Fire Country. I'm from overseas.”
" Are you from the Water Country?" Di Yun asked. He was also surprised. The Water Country was currently closed off from the outside world. Foreigners couldn't enter, and locals couldn't leave. In his opinion, Yang Haoyu had either left the Water Country before it was sealed or escaped. It seemed like the latter was more likely. He was probably being hunted down or else he would be so afraid.
Yang Haoyu didn't know what Di Yun was thinking. He shook his head and replied,""This Penniless Monk isn't from the Water Country. My country is on a continent further away from the Water Country.”
In Yang Haoyu's opinion, he didn't have any proof of identity from the Naruto World. If he didn't have such a thing, it would be fine. If he did, he wouldn't be able to take it out at all. He might as well make up an identity for himself once and for all.
"A continent further away? Where is it?" Di Yun's eyes lit up as he asked Yang Haoyu.
Yang Haoyu shivered and moved away. He replied,""As long as we keep going east by boat, we will be able to find our continent.”
According to his knowledge, planets were all round. As long as there were other continents in this world, he would definitely be able to find them if he kept heading east. Even if the Temple of Fire sent people on a long journey, he would be able to prove himself if he found them. If he couldn't find them, he would just say that he might have remembered the wrong direction on the sea. What a good excuse…
"It's really amazing. Wait here for a moment. I'll go report to senior brother Di Lu.”Di Yun said excitedly. Before Yang Haoyu could answer, he ran out.
Yang Haoyu was stunned for a moment and thought to himself, How can he be so fast!”
Suddenly, he remembered that he was in Naruto, and the Ninja monks of the Fire Temple seemed to know ninjutsu…
When he thought of Ninjutsu, he thought of the Naruto World. Yang Haoyu felt sad again. He thought about how comfortable his life as a monk was. He was a modern person and did not have any big ambitions. His wife was pretty, and his salary and bonuses were considered well-off. He also had a benefactor to treat him to food and drinks every day. What a good life. There was nothing left in the Naruto world. He remembered that there were often wars in the Naruto world. If they were civilians, they might be killed by evil ninjas one day. Living here depended on one's character.
Thinking of this, he shivered. However, on second thought, there was nothing he could do for the time being. He could only take it one step at a time. The most important thing now was to think about how to survive in this world. Most of the civilians seemed to be farmers! Thinking about how he would face the dirt and face the sky, marry a black, poor, and fat wife for the rest of his life, and quarrel and scold every day, he firmly said no in his heart.
Just as he was worrying about the way out, he saw the word 'Buddha' on the wall and had a good idea…
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