[Warm reminder: This chapter contains a little unreal Brokeback Mountain plot. Pure youths under the age of 18 should read it carefully. This book's orientation is normal. Please do not doubt it. Little Uncle is not rotten!]!!!
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"Kaido? "I didn't expect us to meet so soon." Yun Xuan's lips curled into a strange smile.
When the three of them set foot on the island, a beam of light pierced through the depths of the forest before they could stand firm.
"Who is it?" Yun Xuan turned his head slightly and shouted. The three of them stared fiercely at the darkness covered by the forest at the same time.
"Hehehe! He had just taken care of a few scums, and now there were a few more hotheads?”
A sinister laughter was heard, and a small figure slowly emerged from the shadows of the tree.
"Halt, this is the island that Lord Kaido has his eyes on. Fools, leave this place!!”
It had a small body, a long nose, a strange color, and many cracks on its body. It was holding a huge hammer in its hand.
A puppet!
The puppet made of steel, number 566!
" Is it a Demon Fruit ability user?" The Rain Guards asked in surprise.
"No, no, he was talking about Lord Kaido just now. As far as I know, Kaido is a person with superb transformation abilities. He should be his subordinate. The rumors of him being a pirate group are not in vain. Moreover, the name of Hundred Beasts Kaido is not for nothing. I heard that he has many animal-type aptitude users as his subordinates," Yun Xuan said softly and shouted at the steel puppet,"Where's Kaido?" He's on the island!"
"Bastard, how dare you call Lord Kaido by his name? Lord Kaido is one of the four kings of the new world. Do you think you can meet him just because you want to? Forget it, you're just a hothead who doesn't even have basic common sense. I'm in a good mood today, so I won't kill you."
" Wait, why don't you submit to Lord Kaido? If you can cross Fishmen Island and enter the new world, you should be a pirate group with some fame," the steel doll said as it took out a bounty order and flipped through it.
"Oh! Found it, 500 million…!" The steel doll glanced at Yun Xuan and flipped down again. When it saw the bounty on the Rain Guards and Qi Ya, it finally remembered the newspaper from a while ago and had a look of disdain. It was the Hunter Squadron that had been in the limelight recently! Don't think that you're so smug with just a few words from the navy. Do you think that the New World is so easy to survive? Was this child playing house? " Ha-ha-ha-ha…" The steel doll laughed in an unpleasant manner.
"You really have a lot of nonsense!" The Rain Guards smacked their lips.
" Bastard, Sir Kaido said that if we meet you, we will kill you all without mercy." The Steel Doll was indeed temperamental. Just a moment ago, he was still laughing happily, but in the blink of an eye, he was going to kill them all.
He raised the big hammer in his hand and saw a round black hole on it.
"Die!"
The arm holding the hammer shook, and a scorching light shot out from the black hole.
However, when the puppet wanted to enjoy the scene of being penetrated by the light and dying, Yun Xuan and the other two had already disappeared from where they were.
“？”
"Too slow!"
"Too weak!"
A voice that caused the steel puppet's heart to tremble sounded from behind. It turned around in shock and swung its claw, foot, and blade down forcefully.
Hong ~
With a loud bang, a flock of birds was startled.
"Sir Kaido, save me ~"
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On a small island in the New World.
In a dark room, there was a sofa. A man with an aquiline nose sat on the sofa, his eyes filled with ruthlessness and coldness.
The strongest creature in history, one of the Four Emperors of the New World, Hundred Beasts Kaido.
For some reason, Kaido felt a sense of frustration. Logically speaking, the Four Sovereigns had just stabilized their positions, so it should be a moment of comfort. Why would he feel this way?
"Dong dong ~ Lord, Bei Nu is here?”A knock sounded from behind the door.
" Come in." Kaido became even more frustrated when he heard the voice. He had a bad feeling.
The person who came in was not the great pirate on the bounty notice. He was wearing a blue and white maid uniform, with thick red makeup on his face and two small braids. But f * ck, can you shave off your leg hair before you disguise yourself? And that stubble on your face, so that you won't be disgusted.。
"What is it?" Kaido questioned impatiently. He really loved and hated the person in front of him. He loved his absolute loyalty and hated his creepy taste. That's right, he was a transvestite.
"Big brother, the research project on Smile has achieved a major breakthrough. The raw materials have been solved!”The middle-aged man winked.
"Bastard! "Don't do such disgusting actions that make me want to puke." It was supposed to be a piece of happy news, but Kaido, whose face was already full of black lines, couldn't help but roar.
"I'm…I'm sorry, my lord." The ladyboy uncle was so scared that his little heart was dizzy and he was about to cry. However, he really felt like vomiting. He bit his lips lightly and looked shy."This subordinate is willing to use my body to make up for my mistakes. Sir, please enjoy to your heart's content.”
"Crack!" With a slight sound, a black shadow flashed past, and the middle-aged man was pushed to the wall excitedly.
"Brother Kaido…what…what are you doing?”The transvestite uncle started to slowly shrink back.
Kaido walked to the side of the ladyboy uncle and whispered into his ear,""Marge, I will satisfy you."
"Brother Kaido ~" The transvestite uncle, Ma Qi, looked at him with eyes full of love.
"Oh... Oh..."
Kaido pressed down on Marge's shoulder and kissed his thick lips under Marge's expectant gaze.
Just as the flowers on Brokeback Mountain were about to bloom in an unsightly scene of a fiery stick grinding scene…
Kaido was so furious that he directly tore apart a certain rotten otaku's unscrupulous fantasy with unparalleled dominance."Impossible ~"
"F * ck, I can't take it anymore! Ugh…"
In front of Madge, Kaido's hands moved rapidly as he waved his fists. In the blink of an eye, Kaido had already thrown over a hundred punches. Even when he was rubbing against White Beard, he didn't have such speed. Every punch hit the flesh, and he vented his anger crazily...
Most people would have been seriously injured by this attack, but surprisingly, the ladyboy uncle actually had a look of enjoyment on his face. There was a faint aftertaste of climax on his face, all because he had eaten the Devil's Fruit--
"Haha…! It felt so good! Lord, use more strength, use more strength, ah! Yes! Ya Mie's father is going to die, ah! 'I'm going to die. I can't take it anymore. Daren is so awesome!' Ya Mie's father! Use all your strength to torture me! Ya Mie's father ~"
The pirates stationed outside the room listened to the charming screams with strange expressions on their faces…
"I didn't expect Lord Kaido, the Four Emperors, to have such a hobby." The pirates sighed in their hearts at the same time.
" Wait…" A flash of inspiration came to the pirates. They suddenly realized something." Could it be that the key to becoming one of the Four Kings is…the legendary gay…"
Putting aside the seductive guesses of the pirates passing by outside, Kaido would probably vomit blood and die if he knew the thoughts of the pirates outside!
He just wanted to vent his disgust crazily. He didn't use his full power and knew that his attacks wouldn't cause any damage to the middle-aged man. Instead, it would make the power accumulated in his body stronger and stronger, and the power he could unleash during battle would also be stronger!
"Bastard, get lost!"
"Bang!" There was a loud bang.
Kaido's fist landed squarely on the shaggy chin of the transvestite uncle!
The violent fist force instantly blasted him out of the window and sent him flying straight into the air!
"Sir, you always ignore my charm. However, Sir's rough appearance is really charming! Next time, you must let me serve you!" The transvestite uncle who had already turned into a star sent his charming coquettish voice over, causing Kaido to shiver for no reason.
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"Hulululu ~ Hulululu ~" A steel-like phone bug beside him rang.
"Oh ~" Kaido, who had just vented his anger, raised his eyebrows in surprise. Everyone around him had a special phone bug to contact, and it was not the time to contact this phone bug yet.
"Kukulido, if your words can't arouse my interest, then! "You'll be one more in the junkyard," Kaido said sinisterly as he picked up the phone bug.
He didn't make any sound for a long time!
"Kukulido ~ You…"
Before Kaido could fly into a rage, the phone bug narrowed its eyes and let out a strange, tender voice…
"Is this Mr. Kaido? We're really fated! Have you eaten?"
"Uhh…!" Kaido choked on the last sentence." Who are you? "You're not Kukulido, bastard. Since you know who I am, you're the first one to dare to touch my subordinates." Kaido's eyes shot out two rays of blood light.
"Haha…Mr. Kaido is really arrogant and overbearing! But we came here for your head. I didn't expect there to be only a strange mechanical puppet guarding the island! It's only a matter of time before we meet."
"Crackle crackle crackle"
The robot known as Kukulido was the puppet robot that Yun Xuan had seen on the island. At this moment, it was broken and missing. There were sparks flashing at the broken part, and its originally flashing red eyes had already dimmed. Yun Xuan was sitting on his cold metal body, and in front of him was a ferocious-looking phone bug.
"Take my head? You're from the Hunter Squadron! Good, very good. You chose me out of the four emperors. Do you think I'm a pushover? You can't wait to die. I might as well send you on your way. I'll let you know that the new world is not a place for you kids to play house and drink. Kaido stuck out his long tongue and licked it. He laughed sinisterly.
"Aiyaya! He actually had to trouble Sir Kaido to come and die! "That's great. Please hurry up." After being provoked by such annoying words, Kaido was definitely furious.
Yun Xuan smiled and suddenly became serious." The Hunter Squadron is now officially issuing a challenge to you, Kaido!!”
"A letter of challenge! Heyayaya, what a naive little wimp!”The phone bug narrowed its eyes and gave a cold glare." Wash your necks for me and wait there. I'm going to tear you apart, trash!!”
(To be continued)
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Kaido's ability was really hard to imagine! I can't enter the battle chapter for a long time
Friends who are looking for an outburst, I will not let you down.
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