Wei Niang was named Wei Niang by his alcoholic father when he was born. This name was originally nothing much, but ever since the term crossdresser was known by many people, Wei Niang would be looked at strangely no matter where he went to introduce his name. Especially since Wei Niang had a face that was 80% similar to his beautiful mother, no matter where he went, people would turn their heads. There was once a profligate young master who wanted to spend a lot of money to support him, scaring Wei Niang into staying at home and always playing games at home. He read novels, but fortunately, his family followed him. Wei Niang's family background was not bad either. His father opened a winery, and his mother opened a shop that sold perfume and jewelry for women. Sometimes, when they were too busy, they would ask Wei Niang to help. Fortunately, most of the time, they were regular customers and knew Wei Niang. They did not make fun of his name and appearance. Those gorgeously dressed beauties loved to tease this "crossdresser" who blushed easily.
What Wei Niang loved the most at home was to play with his little p, and he had a few of them: 1000, 2000, 3000, and PSP Go. His favorite was the custom-made aqua blue PSP 2000V2 with a metal shell that his mother had given him on his birthday. As for the 16G stick, he also had a few. He had collected many classic and rare ones. If he thought that he could continue playing, he would download them to his computer and then put them in the stick that still had space. If the stick was almost full, he would buy another one. Anyway, he did not lack this money.
What Wei Niang liked the most was not the mass-market gunfight FPS games or the futuristic mech warframes. Instead, he was more interested in the action fighting games that made people's blood boil. Especially when he listened to the characters '" ha, ha, hey " battle moves accompanied by roars, he would always wish that he could enter the game and replace the characters to fight and complete those cool and powerful moves himself. Unfortunately, that was just a thought.
On this day, Wei Niang was called by his mother to help again. Just as he was about to go out, his mother called again and asked him to bring an umbrella because it looked like it was going to rain under the gray sky. Wei Niang was a very obedient child. He turned around and went home to take an umbrella and walked to his mother's women's shop.
The sky gradually darkened. The sky was almost filled with dark clouds, blocking out the sun without a trace of sunlight. It began to drizzle. Wei Niang, who had forgotten about it for a long time, was also holding an umbrella on his way home. He looked up at the sky and the endless dark clouds in the sky. Wei Niang's bad mood, which had been exhausted for a long time, worsened.
Suddenly, a funnel-shaped hole appeared in the dark clouds that covered the sky. This made Wei Niang, who had been in the ACG world for several years, recall the phenomenon of breaking through the air caused by the super strength of those strong people when they hit their opponents from the clouds to the ground. This was something that had never happened in the real world.
Eh, isn't the direction of the tip of the loophole Wei Niang? Before Wei Niang could react, a ray of light smashed his umbrella into pieces. Even Wei Niang's clothes were tattered like a beggar. Wei Niang picked up the little P that had fallen out of his pants pocket and ran in the direction of his home. Fortunately, it was not far away and there was no one around, so Wei Niang did not make a fool of himself.
When he got home, Wei Niang put Little P on the bed and ran back to his bathroom. He threw all the rags on his body into the trash can and turned on the water heater to take a shower. Ten minutes later, Wei Niang appeared by his bed again. He looked at the mirror on the dressing table that his mother had helped him with. In the mirror, there was not a single scar on his body. He turned around and looked behind him, but there was still no scar. "This is strange. That speed and strength should have already destroyed my umbrella and clothes. I shouldn't be fine. What's going on? If it's a dream, why are my clothes and umbrella torn? If it wasn't a dream, then why was I fine? Sigh, annoying! He didn't want to think about it anymore. It wasn't easy to raise Cai Wenji to the maximum level. The last general in Wei had reached the maximum level. Next was Wu.”It seemed like Wei Niang was still thinking about the Three Kingdoms Warriors.
After casually blowing his hair, Wu You threw himself onto the bed and grabbed Little P beside him. Just as he was about to enter the game, he felt that Little P seemed a little different. He took a closer look. That was not right. Little P should have been the size of two palms, but now Little P, no, it should be called Big P, but it was not only the size of three palms. How did Little P become big P…
Looking at Big P's desktop, it was still the murals of Feng Qingxue from the ancient sword that he got from the computer. However, it was indeed very clear and no longer looked a little blurry. There should have been various menu items, but now there was nothing except for Feng Qingxue's murals on the desktop…
"The little P became a big P, and the little P system disappeared for no reason. What exactly happened to this PSP? Who can tell me?”Wei Niang roared towards the sky.
"Confirm sound activation, system activation begins!…System fusion begins!" A cold voice sounded, giving Wei Niang a fright.
"System integration complete. Personal fitness training machine model CV3275 has been activated. Scanning!…Scanning complete! Please proceed with the genetic verification!"
"What genetic authentication? Do I have to drip my blood on it? This is too ridiculous. The plot of a novel can actually come to me one day!”Wei Niang was speechless.
" Genetic authentication only requires you to place an object that carries the owner's genes in front of my main body, which is your previous PSP game console. There are many options for you to choose from, such as hair, blood, nails..." It was still the same cold voice, but it was already confirmed that it came from the " big P " in front of Wei Niang.
"In other words, I only need to put a strand of hair in front of you to verify it, right?”At this moment, Wei Niang was like a curious baby.
"Yes, as long as you pull out a strand of hair and place it in front of me, it will be fine.”
Wei Niang pulled Liu Hai down to a place where he could see him and pulled out a strand of hair. Since it had already happened, he would see what would happen next. He hoped that some great god was choosing an heir. As long as it was verified, there would be a lot of divine artifacts and cultivation techniques.
"Genetic scan in progress…Genetic scan complete! Gene certification in progress…Gene certification complete! Soul binding in progress…Soul binding successful, confirmed as master Wei Niang, serial number HX2185541, universe Milky Way Galaxy, sub-galaxy, solar system, Earthling serial number **, confirmation complete, master recognition successful! The training machine now had 100 crystals left.”
"What do you mean by soul binding and those numbers? Can you explain it to me?”Continue to be curious…
"The reason why master asked about soul binding is because there will be a situation where the body is damaged and the soul is in a deep sleep in the high-level universe. If it is only bound to the body, once the body is damaged, the training machine will enter an ownerless state. This is a loophole that only exists in the training machines before the serial number LV1000. As the latest model LV3275 training machine, it needs to be bound to the soul. Only when the master's soul completely disappears will the training machine enter an ownerless state. He was waiting for the new master to recognize him as his master. As for the universe serial number that Master asked about, Master, you don't have enough authority to answer. Master was the ** th baby born on Earth, so Master's serial number was **.”There wasn't a single ripple, and it was still as cold as ever.
"Not enough authority. Oh, forget it. It's probably related to strength. Then, what's your name? I can't keep calling you the LV3275 training machine, right?”
"I don't have a name. The names of the training machines are all given by the current owners.”
"Alright then, I'll call you Little P. Little P, what do you mean by the remaining 100 crystals?”
"The training machine needs energy to help the master carry out all kinds of training. There are many sources of energy. It can absorb light energy, electricity, heat energy, nuclear energy... As long as the training machine has enough energy, it can help the master travel through various universes for training.”
"Then how many crystals can you absorb with the current amount of electricity?”Wei Niang pointed at the socket on the wall." Then how many crystals do you need to travel through the universe?”
"Master's electricity can absorb 1 crystal of energy per hour, and universe travel depends on the universe level of the destination, level 1 universe only needs 1000 crystals, level 2 universe needs 10000 crystals, level 3 universe needs 100000…level 9 universe needs ** crystals.”
"There are many levels in the universe, 9. What level is the universe I am in now?”
"Master is currently in universe number HX2185541, which is a level 4 universe.”
"Then how is the universe graded?”
"Master doesn't have enough authority…"
"Alright then, I won't ask these questions that sound like a headache. Let me ask you, how do you know how to speak the language of our universe? How do you know our knowledge? Otherwise, how do you know about the PSP?”
"The country that Master is in uses the universal language of the universe above level 6, which is also the default language of the training machine. Therefore, Master can understand what I'm saying, and there is no barrier to communication. As for the knowledge that Master asked about, I had already scanned all the places on this planet when I first entered, which is why my main computer is currently lacking in energy.”
"Oh, then if you absorb energy from the socket, can you not let the power station know?”
"Master, I can rapidly absorb 1000 to 2000 crystals of electricity per second. During this period of time, with Earth's current technology, they won't be able to discover that I'm absorbing electricity.”
"Oh, okay then. You can absorb some electricity tomorrow. Now, you should organize all your information. I'll ask you something tomorrow.”
"Yes, my master. I'll start organizing all the information now so that you can read it tomorrow.”
"Alright then. I'm sleepy. What happened today is giving me a headache. I'll go to bed first.”
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