Do I look like a big man who picks his feet?”? You Xi smiled faintly, and his eyes became sly.
" No... it doesn't look like..." The otaku god swallowed his saliva when he saw her gulping. F * ck, how big of a heart did she have to be to squeeze out such a bottomless trench? What goddess was weaker than her?
"It's good that you don't look like it. However, is the well that some people are talking about playing with this one in your hand? Isn't this a little too boring?"? You Xi pursed his lips and said.
"Um, Ah Le, I didn't expect you to be a woman.”The Otaku God's face turned red and he felt a little awkward. Who asked this guy to not have a girl?
"Not as much as you. You clearly wanted to use the figurine to hit the plane, but you said you were digging a well.”
"Well, I do want to dig a well, but I didn't tell you that you have to use a girl with a physical body to dig a well.”The Otaku God was so angry that he was really embarrassed. For some reason, although it was the first time he met the woman opposite him, Ouyang Yufei felt that he had seen her somewhere before.
As if he had read Ouyang Yufei's mind, You Xi chuckled and said,""Do you think you've seen me somewhere before?”
"Hmm, now that you mention it, I really think that you're my wife from my previous life.”Although Ouyang Yufei was coquettish and might be forced to say nothing in front of a girl, the other party was on the other side of the video call. He couldn't just reach out and grab her, right?
"Actually, I'm your mother? Do you believe me?"
"I believe you, Mom. I want to drink milk!”
"I can't stand you!" You Xi was speechless as he sighed,""My name is Ouyang Yufei. Yes, you heard me right. Remember not to call me You Xi. I'm actually your sister.”
"I bought a watch last year. How can a three-nothing product like me have such a monstrous sister like you? I don't believe it. I won't believe it even if I'm beaten to death. Look at how fake your name is. Can you please give it a better name?”Ouyang Yufei was speechless. How could there be a woman who was more deceitful than him? He was an orphan. How could he have an elder sister?
"The name is given by my parents. Although we are all gods, we can't change this rule. I'm telling the truth.”
"Tsk, only a ghost would believe you. You're so beautiful and you claim to be a goddess. I can barely accept it, but if you insist on being related to me, you can only marry me to enter our household register. You want to use such despicable means to take advantage of me?”
"F * ck, what do I have to do to make you believe me?!”Ouyang Yufei's eyes revealed a fierce light, looking like she was about to come over and beat someone up.
"Alright, if you want me to believe you, you have to show me some evidence. First of all, I'm an orphan. How can you be my sister? Besides, do you think the two of us look alike? I may think of myself as a talented person, but I'm still far from a monster like you. This is completely impossible. If you want to be my wife, just say it.”
"I'll take your sister. If you don't f * cking believe me, I'll beat you until you do.”
" Come on, come on, I beg you to beat me up, I beg you to ravage me, I beg you to be in a relationship…"
The Otaku God completely ignored this crazy woman. He shook his head in his heart. What a good girl. She's not bad to be a wife. It's just that her brain is not normal. Sigh, what a pity.
However, Ouyang Yufei made the most important mistake, which was to mistakenly think that the other party couldn't hit him, so what happened next was very tragic.
"Ah! Ghost, stop fighting…"
"Oh, big sister, that won't do. Oh…"
" Queen, I was wrong. Please don't bully…"
Ouyang Yufei hugged Eggy and stared at the woman sitting on him with two dark circles under her eyes. He felt the sadness of Eggy and had the urge to cry.
"Do you believe me now? You're just asking for it. Aren't you being honest now?”A certain woman sat on Ouyang Yufei's body without any regard for her image.
"Honey, I want to drink milk…"
Although it was painful and happy at the same time, the other party's methods were also unimaginable. He could actually send a video from the opposite side. He was simply more awesome than Sadako. However, there was no reason for Ouyang Yufei to not have thoughts when such a beauty sat on him. Alright, she said that she was his sister, but wasn't his sister more loving? Who knew where this sister came from?
"Aiyo, why did you hit me again…"
"I told you, I'm your sister."
"Alright, sister, I want to drink milk!"
"I have no obligation to feed you milk!”
Ouyang Yufei looked at the woman on his body aggrievedly. For the time being, he treated her as his sister." Well, can you get off me first?"”
"No!" A certain goddess glared fiercely at Ouyang Yufei.
Suddenly, a certain goddess stood up and pretended to be generous. She sized up the furnishings in the room and said,"Look at you. You're really depraved.”
Then, a certain goddess muttered to herself and told him about her background. To put it simply, she was his sister and a true god. As for how capable she was, he did not know. However, from the video of her transmigration, it should not be bad.
"It looks like your divinity hasn't awakened yet. As your sister, I feel very sad that you've actually fallen to such a state, so I've decided to help you.”
"Hey, hey, what do you want? Beauty, if you have something to say, say it nicely.”Ouyang Yufei almost jumped up. Just now, this goddess said it was ambiguous, but now she wanted to help him. He wouldn't believe it even if he was beaten to death. She was so fierce just now!
"Well, I won't say anything to you. Since you like anime characters so much, I'll give you a chance. I'll let you have the ability to travel through the anime world and take all the girls you like into your harem to change that boring habit of yours. However, I'm not letting you enjoy such great benefits for nothing. You'll receive the news when the time comes. Alright, enjoy your anime journey. Good luck!”
"Don't. If you throw me over, I won't be able to die inside.”Ouyang Yufei was both excited and nervous now. It was just that he was thick-headed. Ordinary people still could not come back to their senses now.
"Don't worry, is your sister that careless? Don't worry. I'll give you a super system and an initial bodyguard. Hmm, didn't I see you taking off the clothes of this figurine just now? You can't take it off, right? I'll give you a bonus now, go enjoy it slowly, hehe…"
"No, why are you smiling so cunningly…"
Ouyang Yufei was still in a faint sadness when he felt a strong light enveloping the room. A purple light drilled into the space between his eyebrows and he fainted…
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