Should we say," No wonder he's an otaku?”，"This situation that ignores all factors has already made us look up to it. It's too awesome, too heaven-defying. How could an ordinary person laugh so heartlessly after knowing that he was dead? He could even ignore his surroundings with a casual glance. Up until now, he had not shown any panic, fear, or unwillingness. We could only say,"Awesome, too awesome."
In fact, this guy really didn't think about things like panic, fear, or unwillingness. In his words," What's the use of thinking about those things! I'm already dead. What can you do to me? At most, he would be a good man again ten years later!”F * ck, this guy was still a premature type. He didn't even have to wait until he was eighteen. He was already a little adult at ten. He was ripe.
In Zhao Tianming's eyes, he was already the world's pig trotters. With the world's providence on him, any treasure should belong to him, especially the shining holy grail in front of him. As long as he took a fancy to it, it would be hers. Even if it wasn't now, it would definitely be in the future. Right now, he was thinking," Why hasn't this damned Holy Grail been gnawed on for so long? He even made Sir System twitch in discomfort. He clearly needed to be taught a lesson!”As he thought about this, a wave of resentment suddenly rose from Zhao Tianming's body. At this moment, the Holy Grail finally moved. It trembled slightly and absorbed all the resentment emitted by Zhao Tianming. It then emitted a voice that made Zhao Tianming's soul tremble,"You can fulfill three wishes, the first holder of the Holy Grail."”As soon as Zhao Tianming heard the voice he had been waiting for, his body, which was still twitching and coughing, immediately revived on the spot. He was in high spirits and his body was in excellent condition (even though he did not have a body now). At this moment, he was completely awake and returned to his normal state.
"Is it really the Holy Grail? Looking at the ancient and mysterious patterns and the ability to fulfill three wishes, it was much stronger than the one wish in those legendary cartoons. It was indeed the real deal, much more awesome than the knockoffs. And I am only the possessor, not its owner. Am I not its master? No way, how could the Universal Wishing Machine let it slip away? He had to obtain it and hold it in his hands. Fortunately, he had three wishes. He had to take a gamble no matter what.”Zhao Tianming thought to himself.
It had only taken Tianming Zhao 0.1 seconds to think of a countermeasure from the moment he heard the Holy Grail's words, and that was when he recovered from his convulsion state. It had to be said that this otaku was really heaven-defying. His thoughts were clear, his goals were clear, and his analysis was accurate. Even his ability to accept things was extraordinary. If it was an ordinary person, they might still consider whether the matter was true or not, or feel that they were still not awake. It was even normal for them to be in a daze. But look at this guy, he was indeed a god-defying otaku. There was nothing normal about him. It was unreasonable that he wasn't sent to a mental hospital. Let's just classify him as an " inhuman ", right?
"My first wish is to have a strong body that is so handsome that no magic or martial arts can be cultivated.”
" Fulfill your wish," the Holy Grail responded with an even more dazzling golden light. The space trembled, and all the drifting seven-colored gas was absorbed. Then, the Holy Grail burped and shook its body like a drunk person. Then, it spat out a ball of gray gas that was between white and black from the mouth of the Holy Grail. The gray gas instantly hit Zhao Tianming's soul and spread out, filling every corner of his soul. Don't underestimate this seven-colored gas. It was a mass of chaotic gas formed when the Great God Pangu split the world with the Pangu Divine Axe in ancient times before the world was divided. It then divided into Yin and Yang Qi, and finally turned into this seven-colored gas, which was also the legendary "nebulous gas". The grey gas was even more extraordinary. It was the "chaotic gas" that had been restored by the holy grail. It was the original source. Becoming a god with it? Little VS! Becoming a Saint? No problem! Becoming a Daofather? There was no pressure! In short, with it, anything was possible!
Moreover, after Zhao Tianming's soul was filled with this chaotic energy, his soul began to shrink, stretch, and transform. Zhao Tianming's soul also felt endless pain, and his entire body felt like it was being torn apart. The feeling of his flesh and bones being separated was extremely unbearable. He wanted to scream, but he realized that he couldn't speak. He wanted to tear himself apart, but he realized that he couldn't move his hands. His entire body was tormented by pain. In fact, Zhao Tianming's soul had yet to materialize. No matter how he trampled on an intangible object, he should not feel any pain. However, when this guy saw his body constantly changing shape, his idiotic illness acted up again. If it was someone else, it would be a matter of " not feeling anything ", but it was very different for him. As long as it was something that Zhao Tianming had set his mind on, then it was a completely true feeling in his body. His thoughts couldn't affect reality, but they could affect himself. He was indeed a weirdo. Shouldn't he be saying," No wonder he's an otaku. He's really heaven-defying?”However, this was not without benefits. After the pain passed, his soul would begin to feel corporeal, but it was still some distance away from corporeal.
Five minutes later, Tianming Zhao felt as if a century had passed. Fortunately, the pain had passed, and his new body had taken shape.
This body looked like a naturally formed sculpture according to the golden ratio. It had an inverted triangular torso, a strong chest, well-defined abdominal muscles, a strong back, slender arms, and strong thighs that were covered with a layer of armor-like muscles. It looked perfect and full of beauty and strength, but it was not as thick and scary as world-class bodybuilders. Zhao Tianming was very satisfied with this body. It was strong and not bloated, well-proportioned and not thin. Thinking about how he would have to date many beautiful women in the future, he couldn't help but look down. Then, he couldn't help but touch it. This guy laughed shamelessly. As a twenty-five-year-old bachelor, he was actually physically and mentally normal. There was nothing wrong with him at all. However, with this black-bellied, sinister, and venomous-tongued otaku's heaven-defying identity, would there still be a woman who would dare to get close to him? Not to mention that this fellow was especially picky. The minimum requirement was that if she wasn't a beautiful woman, she wouldn't disturb my peaceful life. Let's take a look at the conversations between him and the blind dates that were introduced to him for the first time.
" Although I don't care if you're beautiful or not, if you're too ugly, I can't eat in front of you." Actually, it was just that her nose was a little big.
"Although your body is very sexy and tempting, do you have the cheek to make me only look at your back every day and never dare to light the lamp at night?”In fact, she was just a little ordinary. It had nothing to do with her being ugly.
"Although your face is very beautiful, do you dare to be fatter? I almost can't find my waist. Alright, 165cm and 62kg, can you really be that fat?
"Although your face is very beautiful and your chest is very full, is this really called chest and not abdomen? It was already drooping to such an extent. Could it be that this would make it look even more special?”Alright then! Her breasts were too big, so it was inevitable that they drooped a little. After all, the pressure was too great. She should be thankful that she didn't have a hunchback.
"I'm sorry. In order to remember you deeply and look at you more carefully, I spent a little more time counting the spots on your face. I'm really sorry. Can you let me close my eyes and rest for a while?”Alright then! This time, she was in tears. There were only a few small freckles on her face, less than six in total. You spent half an hour and still haven't finished counting.
This could not help but make us say," He is indeed a black-bellied, dark, and venomous otaku." Since this guy had never even held a woman's hand before, this directly led him to develop into a coquettish type. Every day, he was talking about all kinds of mature ladies, San Wu, queens, masochistic, arrogant, loli, wives, and other two-dimensional beauties in movies, novels, online games, and anime. He even wrote his slogan on the wall in front of his bed: "As long as it's a cute thing, I'll show you everything except for a crossdresser." However, dreams were beautiful, but reality was cruel. So far, he could only play the game of "Five-Finger Mountain vs Jingu Bang" and get close to the fifth girl. Let us mourn for his unfortunate life for three seconds…
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