After Zhou Qin walked into the dormitory building, Li Yundong turned his head and said to the little fox,""Hey, he's gone. What are you still looking at?”
Su Chan sighed and praised with joy,""Your flesh and bones are well-proportioned, your eyebrows are thick, your nose is straight, your celestial heavens are full, your three courtyards are well-proportioned, your waist is wide and long, your sideburns are soft, your waist is narrow and your crotch is wide, and your spirit is full. You are truly a one in ten thousand Pure Yin Demon Witch.”
Li Yundong was shocked and subconsciously touched Su Chan's forehead.""Are you crazy? What are toot mumbling about? What good cauldron?"
"I'm praising her." Su Chan retracted her gaze and said.”
"Are you praising her?" Li Yundong asked with a strange expression. Was saying that a person was a good human cauldron a compliment? Hey, don't treat me like a fool. I know a little about what a cauldron means, okay? I've watched Huang Yi's " Overwhelming Rain," okay!”
"You know?" Su Chan blinked. That would be great."
The little fox pulled Li Yundong out of the crowd and looked left and right. Her eyes revealed a sly gaze and she whispered,"Yun Dong, go and pursue her. You can't let go of such a good cauldron!”
From the little fox's point of view, the Yin Qi in Zhou Qin's body belonged to the rare Pure Yin in the world, while the vigorous Jindan Yuan Qi in Li Yundong's body was the rare Pure Yang in the world. As long as the two were combined, the interaction of Yin and Yang would definitely benefit Li Yundong greatly.
At present, Li Yundong did not seem like someone who wanted to take the initiative to cultivate, and the little fox did not dare to take the initiative to confess. Therefore, she could only think of a way to help Li Yundong indirectly increase the Primordial Yang Power in his body.
Plucking Yin to nourish Yang was undoubtedly a good method.
However, the little fox's mistake was that she always used the thinking of a cultivator to speculate on the thinking of ordinary people.
When Li Yundong heard the little fox's words, he almost knocked his head against the wall. His expression was dull as he looked at Su Chan strangely. He was speechless for a long time.
What did this girl mean by that? She's actually instigating me to woo Zhou Qin?
Was she testing me? Was he still stupid?
Or could it be that she doesn't care about me at all? Otherwise, why would he incite me to pursue another woman?
Li Yundong felt depressed. As if he was chewing wax in his mouth, he walked back silently.
When the little fox saw Li Yundong's expression, it felt a little strange. As it followed behind him obediently, it muttered to itself, Did I say something wrong again? I didn't say anything wrong, this girl is the Pure Yin Demon Witch, a one in ten thousand good cauldron! If dual cultivators saw this, they would definitely fight over it!
Could it be that he didn't like it? No, this girl is so beautiful. Didn't Master say that men are all lecherous?
The little fox was full of doubts as it followed closely behind Li Yundong, its mind filled with wild thoughts.
Li Yundong's imagination ran wild the entire way. The two of them were trying to guess each other's thoughts. Along the way, they felt depressed!
After leaving the school gate, Li Yundong finally remembered. He slapped his thigh and cursed,"Damn it, these bastards made me throw away all my vegetables! What are we eating tonight?"
When the little fox saw that he finally spoke, she felt relieved as if a huge rock weighing ten thousand pounds had been removed."Then can't we go and buy more?"
"You're still going to that market?" Li Yundong sneered. Forget it, I don't want to go in this lifetime!”
Although Little Fox looked a little na?ve and dim-witted because her way of thinking was different from ordinary people, she was definitely not stupid. She realized that the cause and effect of this matter seemed to be her own doing.
Su Chan tugged at the corner of Li Yundong's clothes with a guilty expression." I'm sorry, I've caused you a lot of trouble…" As she spoke, she raised her head and looked at Li Yundong pitifully with her big eyes,""Go ahead and scold me."
No matter how angry Li Yundong was, he could not vent his anger on such a pitiful beauty. He sighed to himself. Don't be silly. How could I bear to scold you?
Li Yundong smiled." Let's go. We won't be eating at home today. I'll take you to McDonald's."”
"McDonald's?" Little Fox asked curiously. What's McDonald's?"
" It's fast food," Li Yundong said with a smile." Simple and convenient food."”
"Is it delicious?" asked the little fox.”
Li Yundong thought for a moment." It's alright. You'll know once you go eat it."”
The nearest McDonald's was very close to Tiannan University. It only took ten minutes to walk there.
Li Yundong brought Little Fox all the way to McDonald's. It was noon, and the sun was as bright as a roulette wheel. The white sun was so hot that the ground was steaming.
The little fox followed Li Yundong closely and looked around curiously. The high-rise buildings and heavy traffic in the city formed a sharp contrast with the deep mountains and forests where she cultivated previously.
The little fox pulled Li Yundong along the way and asked him all sorts of questions. To her, everything was new and curious. There was always a surprised smile on her face.
This kind of smile made Li Yundong feel cool and comfortable even under the scorching sun. The slight doubts and unhappiness he had before were quickly thrown to the back of his mind.
The two of them chatted and laughed as they walked to the entrance of McDonald's.
There was a bench at the entrance of the McDonald's, and on it sat a Ronald McDonald dressed as a clown. Li Yundong and Su Chan walked to the door and were about to open the door when they saw Ronald McDonald, dressed as a clown, jump up from the side with a strange scream. He was holding a toy with a mouse jumping out of a box.
Shocked, Su Chan subconsciously threw a punch.
Poor Ronald McDonald fell to the ground with his head back. The toy in his hand fell to the ground, and the mouse went in and out of the box.
Li Yundong was shocked and quickly went over to help him up. As he helped him up, he said,"Hey, are you alright?"
Li Yundong wouldn't have known if he didn't help him up. He only felt that his hands were soft. Ronald McDonald was small and thin, and he moaned,""It hurts…"
Hmm? A girl?
Li Yundong felt even more apologetic. He looked up at Su Chan helplessly."Aren't you going to apologize?"
"Who asked her to scare me all of a sudden?" Su Chan pouted.”
The McDonald's girl took off the fake nose she was wearing and rubbed her red nose. She said in a muffled voice,"It's fine. I'm used to it. A few more times, and I won't have to wear a fake nose and pretend to be Uncle McDonald anymore.”
Li Yundong chuckled. Why did this McDonald's restaurant hire a girl like you to pretend to be Ronald McDonald? It's such a hot day, and you're wearing so much outside. Can you bear it?”
The girl's face was painted with heavy oil paint. She smiled slightly."I want to earn money! Alright, I'm fine. You can go in. Remember to order more food, okay?”
"Of course. Do you want me to buy one for you too?" Li Yundong said with a smile. After all, it was our fault."
The girl waved her hand.”
Li Yundong stood up and walked to Su Chan's side when he saw that the girl was fine. He looked at her deeply and sighed.
Su Chan lowered her head like a child who had done something wrong. She looked up at Li Yundong from time to time.
She felt that she had been wronged. It was clearly someone else's fault, but in the end, it was as if it was her fault. The mistakes she had made in the secular world were simply more than what she had made in the mountains for ten years!
"Forget it, let's go eat." Li Yundong didn't say anything and just patted Su Chan's head.
The two of them walked into McDonald's. It was crowded. The little fox was pure and charming. Her classic and sexy appearance and attire immediately attracted everyone's attention.
The men looked at Su Chan greedily and looked at Li Yundong with envy.
Li Yundong found a seat very close to the children's area and sat down. He said to Little Fox,"Wait for me here." As she spoke, she stood up and walked to the counter to buy two sets of meals and two ice cream cones.
Li Yundong walked up to the little fox with a plate and handed her an ice cream cone. He smiled and said,"Have a taste."
The little fox took the ice cream cone curiously and stuck out its bright red tongue to lick it tentatively. It immediately beamed."So sweet!"
Li Yundong smiled." That's right. The ingredients for the McDonald's ice cream cone are shipped from abroad. It's much better than KFC's."”
The little fox kept licking the ice cream with her little tongue. How could she have the time to care about what Li Yundong said?
Li Yundong watched as Su Chan's little tongue licked around the ice cream. She looked so cute that he wanted to hug her in his arms and dote on her.
The girl's pink lips and bright red tongue formed a sharp contrast with the snow-white ice cream, especially when Su Chan sucked the ice cream gently and slowly. This made Li Yundong suddenly think of a dirty scene.
Li Yundong could not help but reveal a sinful smile on his face. He muttered softly,"If you can lick me like you lick this ice cream…then you'll really die in a peony dress, and you'll be a romantic ghost!”
The little fox heard Li Yundong's muttering. She felt that licking the ice cream was not enough, so she opened her mouth and bit half of the ice cream cone into her mouth. Then, as she chewed, she asked vaguely,"What did you say?"
Li Yundong looked at her actions and couldn't help but feel a headache. He subconsciously pinched his legs and said with a righteous expression,"I'm fine! Eat!"
The little fox looked at Li Yundong strangely and muttered,""What a strange fellow."
Li Yundong rolled his eyes in his heart. You seem to be even stranger!
Su Chan finished the ice cream cone happily, leaving only ice cream in her mouth. Li Yundong looked at her angrily, but he also smiled and handed her a napkin."Wipe."
Su Chan took the napkin in confusion, not knowing what it meant.""What's wrong?"
Li Yundong couldn't help but pick up a napkin and stand up to help the little fox wipe the ice cream off her mouth.
Su Chan looked at Li Yundong and asked him to wipe while giggling.""You look so silly now!"
"I'm stupid?" Li Yundong laughed. I think you're the one who's dumber. You're as silly as a little cat.”
Su Chan snorted." I'm not stupid. I'm a fox…I'm the smartest in my hometown. Even my master praised me!"”
The little fox almost blurted out her origin. After she finished speaking, she secretly grinned and stuck out her tongue.
"You're smart?" Li Yundong laughed. Alright, let me ask you, there are seven birds on the tree. If you shoot down one bird with a gun, how many birds are left on the tree?”
"You're testing me with such a simple question. Are you trying to anger me to death?" Little Fox said angrily. Of course, there are six left!"
Li Yundong laughed out loud." Stupid, stupid. There's not a single one left. The one that was killed fell down. Of course, the others ran away!”
The little fox was a little dumbfounded. Her eyes were wide open. How could she have thought that the brain teasers that those people who were so bored in the mortal world could beat her to death?
She bit her lips unwillingly."It doesn't count, it doesn't count.”
Li Yundong thought to himself," This kind of old-fashioned joke would be despised if it was told to others. Only when I tell it to you, this silly girl, will you be excited." He said,"Then let me ask you again. There are seven birds on the tree. If you shoot down one bird with a gun, how many birds are left?”
The little fox was even angrier. You can't look down on me like this! Of course not a single one is left!"
" Hahaha!" Li Yundong laughed." Idiot! Idiot! There's only one left!" The one under the tree!"
The little fox slammed the table and stood up angrily." You scoundrel! You clearly asked how many birds were left on the tree at the beginning!"”
" But I was talking about how many birds are left," Li Yundong said with a smile." Of course, that includes the dead bird on the ground!"”
The little fox's eyes widened.”
Li Yundong saw that she was dumbfounded and smiled."Then do you know how this bird died?”
The little fox was instantly furious. She opened her mouth and wanted to curse. You can't look down on people like this. Didn't you say that you killed him with a gun?
However, when she remembered the lesson she had learned previously, her anger dissipated immediately. She asked weakly,"How, how did he die?"
Seeing her like this, Li Yundong laughed out loud.""You idiot, of course you died from stupidity!”
The little fox was stunned. After a long while, she asked with a blank expression,"He was obviously shot to death. Why did he die of stupidity?”
After saying this, the other guests who had been listening to Li Yundong and Su Chan's conversation could not help but laugh.
Seeing her silly look, Li Yundong couldn't help but pinch her nose and say,""Didn't you die of stupidity?”
Su Chan cried out and slapped Li Yundong's hand away. She sat down angrily."I'm ignoring you. You're bullying me! You're the dumb bird!"
Li Yundong laughed non-stop, making Su Chan laugh until she became a little angry.
At this moment, the girl at the door dressed as Ronald McDonald walked in and started playing with the children in the children's area. The girl carried a fruit basket in her hand and asked the thirteen children in the children's area loudly,"I have eight apples here, but you have thirteen children. How should we divide them?”
McDonald's and KFC also had such activities. The girl only wanted to guide the children to learn from Kong Rong and give up on the pear. Those who did not get a share would naturally get a share later.
However, Su Chan, who had been teased by Li Yundong, could no longer hold it in. She could not accept the fact that she was an idiot, so she wanted to prove herself.
Su Chan stood up and shouted,""I know how to split it!"
The girl looked at her strangely and asked cooperatively,"How?"
"Kill five!" Su Chan said proudly.”
After she finished speaking, the McDonald's suddenly fell silent.
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