There is a fox fairy in the house
4 Buy a cucumber to cool down!

Han Yemeng

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Li Yundong stared blankly at the little fox not far away, and the anger in his body instantly dissipated. Unknowingly, he put down Wu Hui in his hand and stuttered,"You, you…"

Li Yundong never expected that this girl would actually chase him to school. His mind began to run wild. Why was she here? Did something really happen between us? Are you here to settle scores with me? Or…I, I, what should I do?

The little fox had been searching all the way here and finally found Li Yundong. This "Mortal Essence Golden Pill" that could move in her eyes was naturally uncontrollable. However, she quickly reacted and was secretly vigilant.

No, he couldn't get carried away! If he gave himself away and was discovered by him, it would be very bad!

The little fox remembered that when she was in the mountains, her master had once taught her: If you want him to ignore your background, you just need to use one move and you will definitely be invincible!

That was to pretend to be pitiful!

The little fox forcefully resisted the thought of quickly stepping forward and grabbing Li Yundong. She took small steps and walked in front of Li Yundong with a resentful expression. Her big eyes flickered as she looked at Li Yundong. Her gaze could almost refine a bronze arhat!

Wu Hui, who was standing at the side, stared at the girl in front of him with his eyes wide open. There was actually such a beautiful woman! There was actually such a beautiful woman!

The beauty of a little fox was destructive to men. For thousands of years, no one had ever heard of a mortal being able to resist the seduction of a fox spirit.

Whether it was King Jie of Xia, King Zhou of Shang, or King You of Zhou, they all fell into the hands of vixens like Meixi, Daji, and Baosi without exception.

Even the ancient emperors were like this, let alone university students in the ivory tower.

Wu Hui had just suffered a huge loss, but he seemed to have forgotten about it. His face turned red and he said loudly to the little fox,"This beauty, this guy is not a good person. He wanted to attack just now…"

Li Yundong didn't even look at him. He pressed his hand on his head and pushed his butt."Get lost!"

The surrounding students looked at Li Yundong and Little Fox as if they were watching a show. They whispered to each other and guessed the relationship between the two of them.

"I think Li Yundong must have done something bad to this beauty!”

"Brother, I support you! Look at his guilty face!”

"Damn you, are you blind? This beauty was top-notch anywhere. Compared to her, Fan Bingbing was trash! Would she like Li Yundong?"

"F * ck, you're the one who's blind! Didn't you hear me say that Li Yundong did something bad to her?”

"Damn, is there any logical connection between being blind and hearing what you said?”

"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss. Let's watch the show!"

These people discussed animatedly, but without exception, they guessed that this girl was here to find trouble with Li Yundong. Moreover, Li Yundong must have done something wrong to this beauty.

Some of the boys looked at the little fox's pitiful appearance and felt a sense of justice in their hearts. If Li Yundong really let her down, she would give him a good beating no matter what!

However, what happened very quickly made everyone's jaws drop.

The little fox gently pinched Li Yundong's sleeve with her fingers and shook it. She lowered her head and said softly,""Why are you leaving just like that?"

Li Yundong was also secretly uneasy. When he heard Little Fox's words, his brain suddenly crashed and he couldn't react."Ah?"

The little fox raised her head and looked at Li Yundong pitifully."You don't want me anymore?"

The little fox's words were too soft just now, so not everyone heard it. However, they heard this sentence clearly!

"It can't be, right? Was he offering her money? Are you kidding me?"

Everyone was in an uproar!

The boys suddenly mutated and turned into a group of horny animals. They glared at Li Yundong with red eyes. As long as the word 'no' came out of this kid's mouth, they would shout, I want it, I want it! Beauty, I want it!

Li Yundong's head was filled with mush, and his IQ had dropped severely. He could only stare at the little fox, unable to speak.

The little fox's tears began to well up in her eyes. Seeing that she was about to cry, Li Yundong came back to his senses."Okay, okay, don't cry, don't cry. We'll talk when we get back!”

Ding Nan, whose eyes were wide open and whose face was filled with disbelief, could not help but come up to the little fox and say,"Hey, do you know that this guy is…"

The little fox pressed her forehead and imitated the way Li Yundong pushed Wu Hui. Without even looking, she pushed him."Get lost!"

Ding Nan fell down. Although she was not as good-looking as Zhou Qin, she was still a belle in the school. When had she ever been humiliated like this?

She sat on the ground and looked at the little fox and Li Yundong in a daze. She could not come back to her senses for a moment.

Sun Li was much calmer. She said coldly,"I say, are you filming Qiong Yao's drama here? If so, please change to another place. This is a school!”

Li Yundong smiled at Sun Li. He had no choice. She was the class monitor. Although she was not an official, she should not treat bean buns as rations!

My academic credits for this semester are now in the hands of this little pepper! The class monitor's power was neither great nor small. It was her job to record attendance every day. As long as this little chili pepper used her power to take revenge, she would have studied for nothing this semester.

Li Yundong didn't know how to face the little fox, but with such a beautiful woman clinging to him, he was obviously secretly pleased. He coughed dryly and said to the little fox,"Wait for me at home. I'll tell you when I get back.”

As she spoke, she pretended to not be tempted by beauty and walked into the teaching building.

However, when he walked to the large classroom and sat down, he smelled a fragrance. It was the little fox following behind him like a bullied wife and sitting beside him.

Although Li Yundong pretended to be Liu Xiahui in front of everyone, he was very eager for the little fox to follow him in. When he saw it, he was surprised and happy."Why did you come in?"

The little fox thought that Li Yundong was going to chase her away, and her tears fell."Don't chase me away…"

Li Yundong's heart almost melted when he saw that.""Aiya, no one is chasing you away!”

The little fox raised her head and looked at Li Yundong eagerly."Really?"

"Of course!" Li Yundong nodded heavily.”

The little fox immediately smiled, her eyes turning into crescent moons."Chan 'er is so happy!"

"Chan 'er?" Li Yundong asked curiously.”

The little fox beamed and tapped the tip of her nose."Su Chan, my master gave me this name.”

"Your master?" Li Yundong asked curiously.”

Su Chan's heart tightened and she pretended to be innocent.""Yes!"

Fortunately, Li Yundong did not continue to ask. He smiled at the little fox and said,"My name is Li Yundong."

The conversation between the two could only be heard by the students in the classroom who were close to them. It seemed that this pair of people who were so desperate just now did not even know their names!

There were also some students who were indignant and indignant, wondering why such a top-grade beauty would fall for the most useless confession king in our school. How am I not as good looking as him? How was her figure inferior to his? How was his talent inferior to his? How could his family background be inferior to his? What did this beauty like about him? Was there still justice in this world? Was there still law?

The little fox Su Chan had finally achieved the first step of her goal: He had successfully stayed by this guy's side.

Then, she was about to fulfill her second step: She grabbed this man tightly.

Su Chan thought to herself,'Master once said that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first be obedient to him.'

However, what should he do to be obedient? He, he didn't ask for anything. What, what can I do?

The little fox quickly thought,"Aiya, I'm so stupid. If he didn't mention it, wouldn't I have taken the initiative to ask?"

Therefore, the little fox smiled ingratiatingly and asked, Yun Dong, are you cold?"

"Yun Dong?" Su Chan's shout almost made Li Yundong's bones go soft. He looked at Su Chan with a strange expression.

The little fox looked at Li Yundong timidly.""You don't like me calling you that?"

Li Yundong looked around and saw that all the boys around him were looking at him with disdain and jealousy. His male vanity was greatly satisfied."I like it!"

"Yun Dong, are you cold?" Su Chan smiled again.”

Li Yundong laughed in his heart," Tiannan City is a southern city. It's already the end of May. Are you asking me if I'm cold?"

"I'm not cold," he answered casually.

The boy sitting behind Li Yundong shuddered. He could not stand Su Chan's voice that could make a man's bones go weak. He muttered,"I'm going to die from the cold!"

Su Chan naturally ignored this boy who said grapes were sour when he couldn't eat them. She originally thought that if Li Yundong said that he was cold, she would snuggle up to him and give him warmth. However, when this guy said that he wasn't cold, her eyes rolled and she said,"Are you hot?"

Li Yundong didn't know whether to laugh or cry. There was air conditioning in the classroom, so how could it be hot?"It's not hot either."

Su Chan's mouth was about to curl up. She was complaining in her heart. It was neither cold nor hot. What exactly do you want?

However, Su Chan was indomitable and had a soft appearance but a tough heart. Otherwise, she would not have stolen the Mortal Essence Golden Pill under thousands of difficulties. She asked again,"Then, are you hungry?"

Li Yundong's stomach rumbled after hearing her words. His flesh and bones had been attacked by the Mortal Essence Golden Pill for three days, so his stomach was already empty. Previously, he had something on his mind, so he did not feel hungry. Now that Su Chan had mentioned it, his stomach immediately started to rumble.

His stomach rumbled like a drum, and the evidence was irrefutable. Li Yundong nodded honestly."Very hungry!"

"I'll buy you something to eat, okay?" Su Chan was overjoyed.”

Li Yundong smiled gratefully. He was not used to having such a beautiful woman being so considerate to him. He said somewhat bashfully,"Alright then."

Su Chan finally found an opportunity to flatter him. Overjoyed, she immediately ran out of the classroom.

Li Yundong looked at her back and didn't even stop her.""Hey, I didn't give you money!"

Su Chan ran out of the classroom, attracting the attention of many boys along the way. She rushed out of the campus under the infatuated gazes.

After leaving the campus, Su Chan looked around and suddenly realized that she did not know where to buy things!

However, this question was obviously not difficult for her. She wrinkled her nose and smelled the smell of meat in the air. Then, she followed the smell and touched it.

There was indeed a wet market next to Tiannan University. The little fox had been following the wind all the way, and as expected, she had successfully found her way here.

Although the little fox had never been to a market in the mortal world, she had never eaten pork before, so she had at least seen pigs run.

She ran to the meat stall with a smile and was about to buy a few catties of pork when she suddenly remembered. Fish produce phlegm, meat makes fire, this thing is on fire!

Li Yundong had swallowed the Mortal Essence Golden Pill, and his body was full of vitality. He had already broken through the limit that mortals could reach, so the fire in his body was naturally extremely strong.

To him, eating meat was absolutely harmful.

The little fox was so focused on pleasing Li Yundong that she forgot to think from the perspective of an ordinary person.

Did mortals eat raw pork?

Fortunately, Su Chan thought from the perspective of cultivation and finally did not buy two catties of raw pork back. Otherwise, Li Yundong would probably not know whether to laugh or cry when he saw the two catties of raw pork.

At the thought of this, Su Chan walked from the meat stall to the vegetable stall and pondered in her heart. Since this guy couldn't eat something that was hot, then he would eat something cool to reduce his heat!

Fish produces phlegm, meat makes fire, radishes and cabbages ensure safety!

Su Chan looked around the vegetable stall and chose a plump carrot. Then, she wanted to choose a bunch of cabbage. However, after thinking about it, she finally thought of something. I don't eat raw cabbage, but this guy probably won't eat raw cabbage, right?

Thus, Su Chan put down the cabbage in her hand, looked around, and chose a long and thick cucumber. She secretly thought of what the diet book said: Cucumbers are cool in nature and sweet in taste. They can produce saliva and quench thirst, relieve boredom and relieve summer heat!

It could fill one's stomach, reduce one's internal heat, and even be eaten raw!

Ha, I'm so smart!

The little fox was so proud that it almost wagged its head and tail.

The owner of the vegetable stall was a middle-aged woman with a fierce face. She was staring at the little fox and exclaimed in her heart, Oh my, how could he have such a beautiful daughter! She was so foxy! If that man came to her, wouldn't he be squeezed dry by her?

She saw the men around her drooling like cats smelling fish when they saw Su Chan. They wanted to swallow the little fox in one gulp.

Humph! Flirtatious fox!

The vegetable stall owner snorted coldly and turned around to see that his wife was also like this!

She was instantly furious. She reached out and grabbed her husband's ear, saying,"Do you want to call her home so you can take a good look at her?”

This uncle was obviously a henpecked husband. He immediately smiled apologetically and did not dare to look at her anymore. He only sized her up from time to time.

The middle-aged woman who sold vegetables mumbled and cursed. She watched as Su Chan picked a carrot and a cucumber before walking away. She was angry and secretly felt that something was wrong, but Su Chan's beautiful appearance still made her unable to react.

After Su Chan walked away, the auntie suddenly remembered something. She slapped her thigh and cursed,""This little slut, damn vixen, she actually didn't pay!”

After Su Chan left, Li Yundong sat in his seat. His mind was filled with Su Chan's every frown and smile. It was obvious that this little fox had stolen his soul.

It was not until someone poked him from behind that he woke up from his fantasy."Ah, what?"

The teacher standing on the podium said with a dark face,"Student Li Yundong, please come up and repeat what I just said.”

Li Yundong braced himself and walked up to the podium. He was tongue-tied. His mind was filled with little foxes just now. How could he say anything?

The teacher who taught the history of ancient Chinese literature was a bald middle-aged man. When he saw that Li Yundong was speechless, he immediately flew into a rage and lectured Li Yundong like an old teacher until he could not even raise his head.

Just as the Chinese teacher was about to send Li Yundong back, Su Chan rushed into the classroom.

Li Yundong watched as Su Chan rushed in. When she saw him, her eyes lit up and she ran to the podium. He had a bad feeling.

However, before he could speak, Su Chan raised her left hand proudly as if she was asking for a reward. Her voice was as crisp as a silver bell as she said,"I bought you a carrot and washed it for you! Hurry up and eat!"

As he spoke, he stuffed the carrot into Li Yundong's hand without any explanation.

The Chinese teacher was furious, and his face darkened. The surrounding temperature immediately plummeted.

The students in the classroom were all dumbfounded.

Li Yundong's back was immediately covered in sweat. The corners of his eyes twitched as he kept winking at Su Chan.

Su Chan blinked and walked past Li Yundong. She saw the bald Chinese teacher and smiled at him. She greeted him and said to Li Yundong,""Eat, why aren't you eating? Do you not like it?"

"It's okay, I still have more here!" As she spoke, Su Chan raised her right hand again and said something earth-shattering that would go down in the annals of Tiannan University.

"Recently, you…um, you might be more angry…so, I bought a cucumber for you to calm down!”

As she spoke, Little Fox proudly raised a thick and big…cucumber in her right hand!

At this moment, the classroom was completely silent.

Li Yundong's face was covered in tears.

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