The next day, Li Yundong took out the courage of a martyr and prepared to go to school. However, he did not expect the little fox to rush out of the bedroom when she heard that he was going out. She grabbed the corner of Li Yundong's shirt and said,"I want to go too."
Li Yundong didn't know whether to laugh or cry." My dear little grandaunt, I finally mustered up the courage to go to class, but you still followed me. If people saw you, wouldn't you be laughed at?" Let go, let go. If you make a scene again, I won't even have the courage to go to class today.”
Su Chan pouted and said angrily,""Who dares to laugh at you? I'll teach them a lesson!”
Li Yundong was both angry and amused. He patted Su Chan's head."Be good and wait at home. I'll bring you food after class. Eh, your braids aren't messy at all when you sleep?”
Su Chan tilted her head and dodged Li Yundong's hand. She grabbed the corner of Li Yundong's clothes tightly."No, I want to go with you.”
Even Su Chan couldn't explain why she had to follow this guy. Perhaps it was because in this unfamiliar secular world, the only person she was familiar with was this guy who had swallowed her Mortal Essence Golden Pill.
The little fox, who was extremely insecure, refused to let go no matter what. No matter how Li Yundong tried to persuade her, she just shook her head.
Li Yundong had no choice but to let out a long sigh and shout,""Alright, why the f * ck do you care what others think! Flirting with his own girl…cough, walking his own path, leaving others with no girl to…cough cough, leaving others with no path to go! Yes, let's go to the execution ground!”
On the way to the school, Li Yundong saw many pairs of students walking towards the school from the rented houses outside. The girls were cute and lovable, while the boys were hugging their beauties. Of course, he could occasionally see the boys who were cute and lovable.
Li Yundong really wanted Su Chan to hug his arm and he could hug her waist, but he was afraid that his lecherous nature would scare this little girl away.
Li Yundong kept looking back at Su Chan along the way. He saw her following closely behind Li Yundong. Her hand was still gently tugging at the corner of Li Yundong's clothes, like a child who had not grown up.
Li Yundong couldn't help but laugh.
After entering the school gate, Li Yundong and the little fox immediately attracted a lot of attention. The boys looked at the little fox with amazement. Occasionally, they would look at Li Yundong, who was not very attractive, with envy on their faces. Why did such a beauty follow such a guy? How is this guy stronger than me? Detestable, shameful, despicable!
The girls 'eyes flashed across Little Fox's body as they cursed in their hearts. Little fox, coquettish fox, you're so coquettish and you still want to show off!
However, most of their gazes fell on Li Yundong, and their hearts were filled with curiosity.
What was so good about this man that he could attract such a beautiful woman to accompany him?
In the past, there was a saying that a man's strength was measured by his opponents. A man's taste was measured by his friends.
But in fact, these girls were more willing to believe: A man's strength and taste were measured by the women around him.
A man of the same strength would have a woman of the same level by his side.
But where exactly was this guy's strength?
In the past, he had only heard that this guy was the school's Confession King. In a year, he had been given twenty-one good person cards, which could be said to be an unprecedented record in Tiannan University.
If he really had the ability, why would he be given 21 good person cards in a row?
The girls were puzzled, but they were reserved and would not take the initiative to approach and explore this problem. Of course, the main reason was that Little Fox was beside Li Yundong.
The little fox was still wearing an antique red dress, like a beautiful woman in ancient times from movies and television. However, others felt that this dress was extremely fitting for her. It was as if she should be wearing such clothes, classic and beautiful.
After walking around the campus for a while, something that Li Yundong did not want to encounter finally happened.
"Ha, isn't that the Cucumber King in the classroom yesterday?”Some of the students who had attended class with Li Yundong yesterday recognized Su Chan and Li Yundong and burst out laughing.
Even Li Yundong, who was usually known for being as thick-skinned as a city wall, could not help but feel a burning fever. He just straightened his neck and did not look at them. Hmph, you guys really want to. Do you have such luck?
Some of the students around them did not understand what they were talking about and asked curiously. These students who were usually bored to death also patiently explained, making these people understand."Oh, he's the one with the highest click rate in the school forum post yesterday, the Cucumber Emperor?”
Damn it, how did it get onto the school forum again? Li Yundong could not help but go crazy.
"Hey, Li Yundong, are the cucumbers delicious? Are you going to lower the fire or not?" A boy shouted loudly, and the crowd burst into laughter. The most ridiculous thing was that the girl's laughter was even louder than the boy's!
"Haha, cucumbers can also reduce fire. It's really a strange story!”
"I'm dying of laughter. So cucumbers can reduce fire. In the future, when I'm angry, I'll just eat a few cucumbers!”
Li Yundong's eyes twitched when he heard these voices.""Motherf * cker, calm down, you have to calm down! They are jealous of me, absolutely!”
If it was just laughter, it would have been fine. The problem was that this group of bored animals actually took the attitude of bystanders and followed Li Yundong and Su Chan, making fun of them as they walked.
Walking to the bottom of the teaching building, he was surrounded by people. Li Yundong was furious. F * ck, these guys, are they done?
However, he couldn't do anything to these guys, so he could only grit his teeth and endure it.
When Su Chan saw Li Yundong's expression, she thought of what her master had told her: If you wanted a man to remember you forever and be grateful to you, you had to stand up for him when he needed help the most and shelter him from the wind and rain.
Hence, Su Chan flew into a rage.
Furious, Su Chan rushed to the boy who was laughing the loudest with her hands on her hips and sized him up.
This boy was not tall and was quite handsome. His peach blossom eyes were very attractive to women. When he saw Su Chan rushing towards him, he thought that he had met a romantic encounter and quickly put on a smile that he was most satisfied with.
However, after the little fox finished sizing him up, she grabbed his wrist and started to take his pulse. After a while, she pinched his cheek and shouted,"Open your mouth!"
The boy was baffled and subconsciously opened his mouth.
The little fox sized him up and sneered."Your face is pale, your tongue is red, your pulse is thin and weak, your eye sockets are deep and black, your eyes are listless, your lips are light, and although your hair is shiny, your eyebrows are sparse at a young age. Do you know why?”
The boy was confused by the little fox and said,"W-what's the reason?"
Little Fox said loudly,"It means that your kidney yin deficiency is very serious!"”
The boy vaguely felt that this was not a good thing, and his face flushed red."What kidney yin deficiency? What did he mean? What nonsense are you talking about?"
Little Fox made a horn with both hands and placed it by her mouth."It means that you have kidney deficiency! Do you understand?"
"Wow!"
This sentence was too fierce. Everyone was in an uproar and exploded collectively.
All eyes shifted from Li Yundong to the man with kidney deficiency, causing his face to turn purple.
The boy only felt blood rushing to his head and his head was dizzy. He almost fainted. He stuttered and said in a hoarse voice,"You're slandering me! You, you're the one with kidney deficiency! I'm so young and strong, how could I have kidney deficiency!”
"Young and strong?" The little fox sneered. Haven't you heard of a hero falling to his death after drowning in a river? Did you have sex with a woman yesterday? And he's asking for it without limit?"
Make love! Unlimited demands!
Each sentence was fiercer than the last!
Everyone collectively exploded, and their gazes towards the kidney deficiency man became even more amazed.
The man with kidney deficiency had indeed spent a few days with his girlfriend last night. After being hit by the little fox, his heart twisted and he could not breathe properly. His eyes rolled back and he actually fainted.
"Hua! Something happened, something happened!"
There was an uproar among the bystanders. They wanted to gather around to see what was going on, but they saw Su Chan put her hands on her hips and shout,"Stop right there!"
Everyone immediately stopped.
The little fox squatted down and pinched the man's philtrum. After a while, the man slowly woke up.
Su Chan stood up and swept her gaze across the room. Her gaze landed on a tall boy wearing long sleeves and trousers. She quickly walked toward him.
When the boy saw Su Chan walking towards him, his heart started beating violently. It was not because he was looking forward to a romantic encounter, but because he was afraid. He was afraid that if this little beauty gave him a kidney deficiency like before, he would not be able to live anymore.
Su Chan walked up to the boy and said,""Give me your hand."
The boy quickly hid his hands behind his back and said with a terrified expression,“no!”
"Then open your mouth!" Su Chan said.”
The boy quickly shut his mouth tightly, wishing he could sew it up with a needle and thread. He shook his head like a rattle-drum.
"You think I can't do anything to you?" Su Chan sneered.”
As she spoke, she reached out and exerted force on the boy's shoulder, forcefully turning him over with his back facing her.
Little Fox pressed her thumb on the boy's spine 1.5 inches away from the Mingmen acupoint and said loudly,""Does it hurt?"
The boy thought to himself, Even if it hurts, I don't dare to tell you, let alone if it doesn't! Most importantly, he didn't know if he should be in pain or not!
Therefore, he made up his mind not to say anything even if he died. He looked like he was going to die a righteous death.
However, Su Chan's words soon made him open his mouth.
"You're not going to speak, are you?" Su Chan asked. Then don't blame me for making up random stories for you!”
The boy was shocked and quickly said,"It hurts, it hurts!"”
Su Chan thought to herself,'I pressed your Shenshu acupoint, and you said it hurts. Do you think I'm a fool?'
"Tell me the truth!" The little fox was furious.
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt!" The boy immediately said.”
"Does it hurt or not?" Little Fox asked angrily.”
"It didn't hurt just now, but you're making it hurt now."”
Su Chan snorted and loosened her grip.""What about now?"
The boy was tortured by Su Chan until he resigned to his fate. He said honestly,"It doesn't hurt. It's sore and swollen."
Su Chan pressed on a few other acupuncture points on his body and asked about the feeling. Then, she said,"Have you been having trouble sleeping recently? Are you feeling dizzy, with ringing in your ears, lumbago, and cold limbs?”
"How…how did you know?" The boy's mouth was wide open.”Soon, he shivered and looked at the little fox as if he was begging for mercy."I, I don't have kidney yin deficiency, do I?”
The little fox snorted." Of course not. You have kidney yang deficiency. You can also say that you have kidney deficiency!"”
Damn, it was still kidney deficiency! Everyone sighed.
The Yang Void Realm man shouted with an unyielding look,""I don't have a girlfriend. I, I'm still a virgin. How is that possible? Kidney deficiency!”
"Who said you have to have too much sex to have kidney yang deficiency?" The little fox sneered. You must often stay up all night, reversing day and night, resulting in the lack of yang qi in your body. Look at you, you're big and burly, and your face is as pale as a woman's!”
The Yang Void Realm man almost collapsed after being scolded by the little fox. The surrounding bystanders exploded their nuclear bombs again, especially when they saw that the boy, who was a burly man, was like a sheep being manipulated by the delicate little fox. They were all shocked.
The little fox put her hands on her hips and pointed at the Yang Void man, saying,""In the future, you can sleep according to your normal schedule. You can take the Golden Chamber Kidney Qi Pill on weekdays.”
Then, she pointed at the man with kidney deficiency who was lying on the ground with his eyes looking up at the sky."You, in the future, do not have too much sex. According to the records in the New Herbal Medicine, you can nourish yourself with lamb lung and winter melon soup.”
After saying that, she raised her head and looked at the surrounding bystanders. She said loudly,"Now, who still suspects that cucumbers are cool and sweet and can reduce fire? If you don't believe me, you can stand up!"
Everyone was solemn as they retreated!
Who would dare to say no!
If this lady came up with a "kidney deficiency", would he still be able to live in this school in the future?
The little fox put her hands on her hips. Seeing that no one dared to say anything, she snorted coldly and said loudly,"If you don't know, don't talk nonsense. Cucumber can remove chest heat, relieve polythirst, and dredge the water. It was recorded in Lu Chuan's Materia Medica that it could cure fever, thirst, and burns. It was recorded in the Materia Medica of Southern Yunnan that it could relieve spasms, heat toxins, and thirst. In Materia Medica Qiuzhen, it was recorded that the smell was sweet and cold, and could clear heat and induce diarrhea!”
"All the medical books say that cucumbers are cool and sweet, and can reduce heat and fire. You people are ignorant and incompetent.”The little fox scolded loudly, making the surrounding students blush and speechless.
Some of them saw that the little fox looked beautiful and young. She was at most fifteen or sixteen years old. How could she know these things?
The little fox saw the suspicion in everyone's eyes and immediately ran to Li Yundong. She held his arm and giggled."Yun Dong, do you think what I said just now was right?”
Li Yundong was already dumbfounded and could not come back to his senses. When the little fox shook his arm and gave him a meaningful look, he finally reacted."Ah, ah! You're right! Yes, that's right!"
The little fox smiled like a flower, a little bird and a person. Where was the fierce appearance of her hands on her hips and scolding just now? She giggled and said,"It's all because of you!"”
"Oh?" The crowd was in an uproar as they cast suspicious gazes at Li Yundong.
Li Yundong knew Chinese medicine? It didn't seem like it! Perhaps, he was hiding something?
Hmm, that's possible. Otherwise, why would a charming little beauty like her follow him? Yes, yes, it was very possible!
However, although everyone was skeptical, they did not find fault with her. Otherwise, if the little fox gave them another "kidney deficiency", wouldn't they be carrying lanterns to search for toilets and feces (death)? Which man could stand this? Not to mention men, even women couldn't stand it!
The little fox saw that everyone was still watching and whispered to each other. She straightened up from Li Yundong's arms and said loudly with her hands on her hips,"What are you still standing here for? If you're not convinced, come up. If you're convinced, quickly disperse! Or do you want me to show you more?”
Everyone immediately scattered like birds and beasts.
Only the Yang Void man and the Yin Void man were left with a group of their friends.
The Illusory Yin man was stunned for a long time before he suddenly jumped up and shouted hysterically,"I don't want to live anymore. I want to go to Foxconn!”
He clamored for a while, but when he saw that there was no movement around him, he could not help but turn his head and say angrily,"Hey, why didn't you stop me?”
"Why are we stopping you?" These people laughed. If you want to die, go ahead!"
The Illusory Yin man roared,"I'll drag you down with me even if I die!"”
After he finished speaking, someone pointed at the Yang Void man and the Yin Void man and said,""One of you has the Yang Deficiency, and the other has the Yin Deficiency. It just so happens that the two of you can combine with each other and complement each other. Wouldn't that be a beautiful thing? It would be a good story in Tiannan University!”
After saying that, regardless of whether they were men or women, all of them laughed so hard that they almost died.
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