MG High School Grade 12 (3) Class
"Students, please take out the [Elite of Common Clothes] and turn to page 384. Now, let's talk about how to pair up. Couplets could be considered one of the traditional classics of our country. To understand couplets, one must first understand the basic common sense of couplets: The first and second couplet should have the same number of words, the same structure, the same part of speech, the same meaning, the opposite tone, and no repetition of words. It was like the New in the Great Land versus the New in the New Era! In the college entrance examination, as long as the structure type was familiar and the part of speech was relative, one point could be obtained. Alright, now let's ask the students to match the couplet."
The Chinese teacher turned around and wrote on the blackboard,"The country is prosperous, the family is prosperous, and the country is prosperous.”
The students in the first few rows below the stage began to scratch their cheeks and grit their teeth as they pondered. Teacher Fan Tingting looked at the first few rows and revealed a gratified smile. However, when she saw the boys in the last few rows playing with their phones and sleeping, she could not help but raise her eyebrows.
" Hehehe…" A burst of lewd laughter came from the classroom. The noisy classroom suddenly became quiet. Except for a few students who had fallen into a deep sleep last night, the rest of the students put down their books or mobile phones and looked towards the source of the sound.
Teacher Fan Tingting walked down with a murderous look on her face.
Following everyone's line of sight, they saw Li Chen lying on the desk with his eyes closed and a lewd smile on his face. His saliva was dripping down the corner of the table.
Wu Xiaobin, the deskmate, saw Teacher Fan Tingting coming down aggressively, so he quickly put away his phone and pushed Li Chen with his hand.
Li Chen was preparing to enter the bridal chamber with Zhu Jinjin in his sleep. As soon as he moved his hand, he felt the image space collapse. He quickly opened his sleepy eyes and saw that Wu Xiaobin was stabbing him."What are you doing? You're courting death!"
"Bang!" Fan Tingting couldn't hold back her anger and slammed Li Chen's table.
"It's an earthquake!" Li Chen exclaimed. Earthquake!" It was only then that he realized that the whole class was looking at him. He only felt a chill at the corner of his mouth. He wiped it with the back of his right hand, and a stream of saliva flowed out like a silver thread.
Lin Xiaoqing, who was sitting behind Li Chen, quickly hid in Guo Shen's direction. Seeing this, Mr. Guo immediately opened his arms and hugged Lin Xiaoqing's soft body in his arms. His right hand even went around her arm and grabbed her towering D chest.
Lin Xiaoqing snuggled in Ms. Guo's arms, but she cursed in her heart."Fortunately, I dodged quickly. This stupid bear is too uncivilized.
Li Chen couldn't help but sneeze. Who the hell is scolding me! Li Chen's snot involuntarily flew a meter forward. Just as it was about to reach Fan Tingting's face, he gasped in shock. Good heavens, all of it was sucked into his nose again. Teacher Fan Tingting stared at him with her eyes wide open. Clearly, she was as scared as the other students!
After a long time, Fan Tingting finally reacted and shouted angrily,""Li Chen, stand up. I won't hold you responsible for sleeping in class, but you still dare to talk in your sleep.”After saying that, he turned around and looked at the labor committee member before continuing,"Wu Shushan, remember this. Li Chen will clean the classroom for a day.”Wu Shushan quickly took out the registration book and marked Li Chen's name with a big red tick.
Teacher Fan Tingting turned her head and glared at Li Chen, saying,""If you can't match this couplet, you'll have to stand there.”
Li Chen looked at the couplet on the blackboard and thought of a few key points of the couplet. Suddenly, a couplet floated to his mind, but this couplet seemed to be a little "shocking". Should he say it? Li Chen thought to himself.
"Have you figured it out or not? Don't shake your head and nod your head again and again. Do you think you're a shy young lady?”Teacher Fan Tingting looked at Li Chen's hesitant expression and said.
Li Chen steeled his heart and thought to himself,"I can't even get a bowl-sized scar on my head. I'm still the leader of the lecherous cult!" How could she be so pretentious? So he shouted,"Motherf * cker, motherf * cker, motherf * cker!"”
The students and Teacher Fan Tingting were petrified as if they had been hit by Queen Medusa's petrification technique. Then, everyone boiled over. Everyone was muttering, too talented.
Brother Ji shouted,"Yes, yes, yes. It's really brilliant!"”
Fan Tingting's face turned green as she pointed at Li Chen and threatened,""If you keep doing this, tell your parents to call me."
Li Chen's expression darkened and then disappeared. He said with a cheeky smile,"Teacher, I thought of something again."
" Be normal," Fan Tingting reminded." Otherwise, get out!"”
Li Chen looked at Fan Tingting and said,""The sky is gray, the earth is vast, and the world is vast.”
Fan Tingting nodded with satisfaction." That's more like it. But you still have to stand!"”
"Why is this?" Li Chen asked bitterly.”
Everyone saw that Li Chen, who was over 185 cm tall and had long muscles, was now showing his cuteness. In the huge contrast, they could not help but chuckle.
Teacher Fan Tingting was also speechless at his shamelessness. She chuckled and said,""It's fine if you don't stand!" Before Li Chen could be happy, she said,"Sweep the classroom for another day!"
Li Chen looked at the young and beautiful language teacher and felt that she was filled with a demonic aura. She held a whip in her right hand, and two sharp black horns appeared on her head. Long and thick fangs appeared at the corner of her mouth. She did not dare to say a word!
Teacher Fan Tingting walked to the podium and felt that the boys behind her were not listening to the lecture, so she scolded the students behind her,""What are you guys thinking?"
Lin Shilang was stunned at that time. He didn't know why but he said,"Miss you?"
The classroom was silent for a while, but pairs of eyes stared at him. Teacher Fan Tingting was stunned for a while, then suddenly pointed at him with infinite charm and said,""You're a stinky hooligan!"
" Pa, pa, pa, pa…" Li Chen led the whole class to applaud.
Huang Feng, who was sitting next to Lin Shilang, also encouraged,"Lin Shilang is 18 years old this year, unmarried.!!”
"Alright! Silence! Silence! Now, let's play another pair.”Then, he turned around and wrote on the blackboard,"The spring breeze is warm, covering the earth with tender green. That is the comfort of the wind to the earth."
"I'll give everyone five minutes. Silence!" Fan Tingting clapped her hands to signal the wolves to stop.
five minutes later
"Alright, now let's invite No. 13 from our class to answer this question.”Fan Tingting smiled.
Brother Ji tidied his hair that was no more than two centimeters long and stood up shyly. He said in a sharp voice,"This pair of words! It was very profound! Before answering this question, I have to say that pairing is a very long-standing traditional cultural activity…"
Everyone was speechless. Nie Xiaoqian, who was sitting in front of him, said impatiently,""Sissy, what are you talking about! Hurry up and tell me the answer!"
"Yeah!" Li Chen continued. Brother Ji, we don't have such a perky toy club like you. Sitting on a chair is like sitting on a sofa!”As he spoke, he gave her a fierce glance. As long as her chest bulged, she would have a standard S-shaped figure. Everyone laughed again.
Brother Ji ignored everyone's mockery and pinched his fingers."That's because you're jealous of her figure.”The last sentence was filled with meaning, and it shocked everyone.
Li Chen felt his stomach churn and he almost vomited. Even the language teacher joked,"Zhang Yingwen, you're too sissy! You really should go to Thailand for a sex change operation!”
Zhang Yingwen covered her face with her hand and said shyly,"Oh! Let me think about it!"
Everyone was sweating profusely! Goosebumps rose all over his body. His deskmate, Liu Xiaohuang, punched him and said,"You bastard! Don't say that I know you!"
"Alright, alright. Have you figured out English yet?”Teacher Fan Tingting patted the desk with her book.
"Aiya! You guys are so bad! They were the ones who interrupted what he wanted to say just now. Now, they were listening! I'll only say it once! The autumn wind was cool, covering the earth with a golden color. That was the comfort of the wind to the earth.”Zhang Yingwen said coquettishly.
Teacher Fan Tingting praised," Zhang Yingwen, you're so smart! He has opened six apertures from seven apertures!"
Zhang Yingwen was pleased with Teacher Fan Tingting's sincere praise and said without thinking,""I just don't know anything about it!"
"Brother Ji really doesn't know anything!" Li Chen laughed when he heard this.”
Zhang Yingwen laughed in the class and blushed. He sat down and hid in the arms of his deskmate.
Li Chen's eyes sparkled as he clapped his hands.""Brother Ji! Brother Ji! Brother Ji…"
"Oh ~~ Oh ~~~" Lin Shilang transformed into a wolf and roared continuously.
Teacher Fan Tingting finally managed to calm down the noise in the class. She raised her hand and said,""Alright, now let's invite Wu Shushan, the labor committee member of our class, to answer this couplet.”She wrote on the blackboard,"Looking at Chang 'an in the northwest."
Li Chen saw Wu Shushan's pitiful look and had an idea,""Poor countless mountains."
Teacher Fan Tingting, who was writing, couldn't help but shake her chalk. The class monitor was about to drink the water and couldn't help but spit it on Liu Nairong, who was sitting in front of her. The students below couldn't help but look at Li Chen with wide eyes in disbelief. Brother Ji's small mouth couldn't help but open slightly.
Fan Tingting turned around and said with a smile,""Student Li Chen, you really like answering questions this class!”
Li Chen saw her smile and felt that something bad was going to happen. Therefore, he quickly replied,"Teacher! I saw that you couldn't even answer this simple couplet, so I spoke up vivaciously. Otherwise, why would you ask a student to answer a question? Don't tell me that it's for the good of the students, because couplets are things that can only be understood but not explained in words. No matter how many examples you read, you might not be able to think of it when you pair couplets!”After saying that, he pretended to be deep and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.
Teacher Fan Tingting was stunned by him. Huang Feng shouted,""You're too fake!"
Teacher Fan Tingting saw that the classroom was not well-disciplined and said angrily,""Many students didn't study hard in this class and turned to the teacher's balls.”
"Teacher, you don't have an egg!" Li Chen said with a smile.”
The class burst into laughter again.
Seeing that he was causing trouble, Teacher Fan Tingting pointed at him and said,""Stand on the blackboard!”
Li Chen was shocked when he heard that. He knew that Ms. Fan Tingting was angry and quickly ran forward like a Winnie the Pooh.
"Hey, Li Chen, what are you doing?" Fan Tingting asked in confusion when she saw Li Chen crawling on the blackboard.
"Teacher, didn't you tell me to stand on the blackboard?" Li Chen said cutely. I'm climbing, don't mess around!"
Fan Tingting was so angry that she pointed at the empty seat next to the lecture hall and said,""Stand here, or you'll be responsible for the classroom's hygiene this month!”
The thick-skinned Li Chen immediately stopped climbing and walked to the empty seat. He turned around and saluted Teacher Fan Tingting,"“Yes,maiden.”Then, he turned around without turning his eyes. His feet were together, his hands were close to the outside of his thighs, and his thumbs were bent inward. It was a standard military posture!
Fan Tingting looked at the figure that looked like him and couldn't help but walk down and pat Li Chen's shoulder. She whispered,""Be good, this is the pillar of the country!”
Li Chen only felt a wave of fragrant wind blowing against his face. Her soft and boneless hands gently hammered on his shoulder a few times, as if it was a massage. He looked at her curved eyebrows, her diamond-like bright eyes like a deep pool, drowning people. The two small lips embedded in her jade-like cheeks were smiling. Her lips were slightly thick, making her look very sexy and seductive. Her pink dress accentuated her jade-like skin, her slim waist, and perky buttocks. She was a 33D figure that was seductive to the bone. Li Chen couldn't help but feel his heart burning. He couldn't help but whisper in her ear,""Teacher, you're so beautiful!"
Fan Tingting's delicate body trembled, and her face turned as red as an apple. Li Chen only wanted to bite her face, and Fan Tingting glanced at her with admiration. At this moment, the bell rang and she said," Class is over." She twisted her hips and left behind a fragrant wind…
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