"Wait, wait, wait. Let me try first? Mm, as expected, he still hung up.”This was the first thought that came to the main character's mind after he tapped his feet twice. Why did he think so?
Speaking of which, this guy was originally a " boring " otaku. However, he actually managed to hook up with a pretty awesome girl on the internet. However, this guy kept saying that she wasn't as charming as the anime girls. It was fine if you said so, but why did you say it in front of her and say that any random girl was better than her? She was also a fair, rich, and beautiful junior high school girl who had a monthly allowance of tens of thousands. Moreover, she was the kind of good student who was embarrassed to say that she did 125 in Chinese and 120 in English. Her thesis had even been sent to the Education Bureau. However, she was actually hooked up with this guy. You should be honored. How could she let it go if you provoked her like this? But for some reason, that woman actually said that she was willing to COSPLAY or something. Damn it, this guy was in a trance. He went to the agreed place on the day of the appointment. He was still thinking about how to comfort the girl when he suddenly saw a bunch of people staring in the same direction. He turned around and thought,'Damn it. Although my breasts are small, why do they look so much like the five-river zither in the new " dating war "?' What? Even the hair on his head was on it? What brand of styling water could float? This guy was a decisive hooligan. He shouted and rushed over."Mine, mine! Don't snatch it!" What about yours? I said it was mine." "That's right, that's right. If you run fast, it's yours. Be careful not to kill yourself.”Perhaps this guy was from the Prophet. A small car crashed into him and sent him flying for 10 meters before he died. The owner of the car was also puzzled." What's going on? I'm not racing. How could a small car crash into him and send him flying for 10 meters? What's going on?"”The girl, who had a smug look on her face when she saw the otaku rush over, was stunned. She quickly ran over and held his head as she cried.
"Haha, my life is indeed tough. Your chest pillow is not good enough, but COSPLAY is very successful.”
"Are you alright? Don't say anything. The ambulance will be here soon.”The girl didn't expect the otaku to be able to stand up after flying so far, but she quickly lectured him when she saw his weak appearance.
"It's useless. I know. There seems to be something leaking out of my chest.”As he spoke, he coughed out a large pool of dark red blood.
"No, you'll be fine.”The girl was completely frightened by the blood and started crying.
"Xue, why do you like someone like me? There are better choices. It's not worth it, but I'm very grateful to you. Thank you for loving me. I know all about it. I was just playing online, but you actually fell in love with someone like me. Hehe, I'm considered lucky.”
"I don't know either. I had a boyfriend before, but he never touched me. We broke up after a month at most, but I don't know why we didn't break up even after three years together.”Snow seemed to have forgotten about his situation and complained about his lack of amorous feelings.
"Hehe, I still like anime. In my next life, I'll go to the world of anime. If I meet you again, I'll really eat you up.”After saying that, he closed his eyes.
"Nee, you said that you would eat me up the next time you see me. I'm not sad at all now because we'll meet again soon.”When she saw him close his eyes, her trembling body stopped. After putting him down, she left alone in the direction of the otaku's house.
"I say, why didn't I see it? What about my 2D?”The otaku shouted in the space and complained that there was no way to go to the 2D world. Nothing happened here? Where's your snow? Forget it?
"Brat, I've been paying attention to you for a long time. Not bad, not bad. It's been a long time since I've seen such a scammer. It's not exciting at all." At this moment, an old voice came from the space.
"I'm going. What's with that? Old man, do you know how to get to the 2D world? Let me go. When I'm rich, I'll give you two old ladies.”This otaku is invincible. When you're rich, you can give him a younger one, but you're giving him an old woman.
"Brat, you're quite shameless. I like it. You've been an otaku for so long, yet you've harmed so many girls on the internet. You've harmed about 30 of them, yet you wasted such a good girl in the end. Originally, you wanted to control the car to knock you away so that you wouldn't die for the time being, but I didn't expect you to only want to go to the 2D world.”
"I don't care about epiphany. Revenge? I'll definitely teach you a lesson. Forget it, just compensate me by going to the 2D world.”
"That's a good attitude, but you let me kill some time. I was the one who killed you, so I'll make it up to you with a system. How was it? Surprised, right? Hehe, that's something that can make you go to the 2D world.”
"Good stuff, give it to me, grandpa. I beg you.”
"Alright, alright. I've never seen anyone as shameless as you. Go to hell.”The old man kicked the otaku away.
"Damn it, do you have any? I'm a Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal after all, but that lord actually wants me to give him an otaku Master God? 'It's such a waste. Moreover, this guy is too shameless. I can't touch him yet. Next, I'll go find that snow. I think I'll send her there too. It's so troublesome.'”
"F * ck, it's black again. Master God, Master God, where is this?”
"Host, this is the world of dating wars. Your current identity is the prince of the Elf Kingdom. The Elf Kingdom is a rare race with less than 1,000 elves. They are not winged elves from other worlds but humanoid elves who have explored a trace of the law. However, their abilities are not strong and can only be comprehended through time. However, because of their great potential, they are often surrounded and killed by other races. As a prince, you have many laws. At the same time, because of the previous slaughter, your father was killed, and there are less than 50 elves left. You're the only male elf among them, so please attack as soon as possible.”
"I went. I'm an elf? And the leader of 49 girls? It was released, but the plot wasn't bad, right?”
"Host, the plot has not yet begun. The plot will start in 10 years. During this period, we must strive to become stronger.”
"That's right. If we don't have the strength, we'll be surrounded and killed by the AST when we go to the human world.”
"Your Highness, Your Highness? Are you alright?" At this moment, a pair of soft hands pressed against my back and gently pushed me. I wanted to feel it again before I remembered that I still didn't know what the girls looked like.
"Hmm? And you are?" Looking at the orange-haired, big-breasted beauty in front of him, he thought," Sure enough, all 2D people are beautiful. But you're cheating too much. Your breasts are so big."
"Host, the elves have always been famous for their beauty. This one in front of you can only be considered average among the remaining 49 elves.”
"That's it for the average level. Oh hoho ~" As she thought about it, the elegant expression she had when she watched romantic action movies appeared on her face.
"Your Highness, have you been provoked? Are you stupid?"
"Your Highness, Your Highness." Although he wanted to, he still had to wake her up.
"Oh, it's nothing. But you are?"
"Could it be that Your Highness has lost his memory due to grief? I'm Guimei, your maid.”Guimei looked worriedly at the cute little boy with a confused expression and quickly explained.
"Then…who am I?"
"Your Highness, have you really lost your memory? You are our emperor, your name is not something we can know. Before you inherit the throne, no one except His Majesty and the empress knows your name. I will inform the empress immediately.”After saying that, he rushed out. But why was he so fast?
"Host, your physical fitness is much better than hers. Moreover, she doesn't have many laws. She only uses energy. Among the remaining elves, only a few have touched a trace of laws. However, you don't have to worry. Even if you haven't touched it, the use of elemental energy is still a powerful combat strength. The elves in the original novel all touched a trace of the law.”
"Damn, is the protagonist's halo really that awesome?”
"Yes, host. In a world, if the world doesn't deliberately weaken, the original owner will be the strongest existence in the world. However, due to your arrival, the main character's luck has been transferred to you, and the original owner has been killed.”
"So heaven-defying? The system is indeed powerful."
"No, it's not the system. I don't know why the host's Life Providence is so powerful that the world will take the initiative to change its fate.”
"Wahahahaha ~ I didn't expect my life to be so tough. Is that what you mean? Hahahahaha.”
"Son, you're awake? Are you alright?" At this moment, a flurry of footsteps came from outside. Before I entered the room, the sound had already appeared in the room. I looked at the beautiful woman at the door with long golden hair that reached her hips. Her chest was even more muscular than Gui Mei's. She had a voluptuous figure and was stunned again.
"How unlucky. This is actually the mother of this body. I can't eat it ~ I regret it. If I had known earlier, I would have been a human.”
"Host, the system has found out that she is not related to you by blood. Her body is missing, and she has a very good impression of you.”
"What's going on? You can push it?"
" Alright, you're being perverted. If you're not thinking about why they're not family, then you can directly push them?
"I don't know the details, but it's really okay.”
"Thank God, Nancy."
"And you are?"
"Child, I am your mother. Have you forgotten about me too?"
"Yes, I forgot to accept it, but you're very beautiful.”
"Beautiful? Did her personality change? Didn't he dislike me sticking to him in the past? But I'm so happy! No, this wasn't the time to think about this.”When the Empress heard me say that she was beautiful, as a tomboy, she immediately felt smug. When she came back to her senses, she realized that it was not the time to fantasize.
"Child, are you feeling unwell anywhere? I don't care about amnesia. It's fine as long as you're fine.”Looking at the woman who hugged him tightly and said that as long as his body was fine, nothing else was important, his heart was filled with warmth. Even his usual H attitude was unknowingly suppressed.
"What's your name? I think I've fallen in love with you, but I don't want a mother or anything.”I felt that if I continued to be loved by her, my pervert heart would be obliterated, so I quickly interrupted her with "evil" words.
"You…What did you say? Do you know? Impossible! Guimei, you go out first." The Empress, who was happy that the child liked her, heard that she didn't want her mother and thought that he had discovered something. This was a secret of the royal family. She hurriedly chased Gui Mei, who was happily watching the " mother and son getting along ", out.
"You're not my biological mother, right?”
"You…how did you know? Did His Majesty the Emperor tell you?”
"Yes, I found it in his study previously. But why did you agree to be my mother?”
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