Lin Xun, who was still taking off his pants, was very embarrassed. His face turned red as if he was watching a romantic action movie for the first time. However, he immediately supported his waist and laughed dryly."I was practicing frog jumping on the bed. Shasha said that I jumped too hard and told me to take it easy. I scared her.”
Before Shu Liuying, who was avoiding his gaze, could say anything, Lin Xun jumped up, wanting to prove that he was frog jumping. In the end, his 80kg body smashed onto the bed, and the bed frame made a " crack " sound. He didn't know if the bed frame had broken, but the sound made Lin Xun even more embarrassed. Even the bed seemed to be saying that Lin Xun was lying, that he was just trying to insult Caisha.
"You left your lighter in my room. I know you like to smoke, so I'm afraid you'll start smoking, but it's better to smoke less.”Throwing the jerking plane onto the bed, Shu Liuying said," Thank you for caring so much about me, Brother Xun. You're my brother."”
"Brother?"
"Remember to close the door when you turn on the air conditioner. Don't just cover it up.”
Before Lin Xun could explain, Shu Liuying had already closed the door for Lin Xun. The sound of the door closing was a little loud, causing Lin Xun's entire body to tremble. He knew that Shu Liuying was angry and jealous.
Even if one didn't judge from the force of Shu Liuying's door closing, just the words " you are my brother " already showed that Shu Liuying was angry and jealous.
A woman who didn't like to be jealous suddenly became jealous. This was a rather terrifying thing, especially for a gentle girl. Who knew what kind of terrifying things she might do, so it became the most important thing for Shu Liuying not to be angry and jealous.
"What should I do?"
"This means that Grandpa will have to lock the door the next time he wants to do it." Caisha stuck out her tongue.”
"But I haven't had the time to do it yet!"
"If you dare to mess with your granddaughter, you will be struck by lightning.”After rolling her eyes at Lin Xun, Caisha slipped out of bed and took out a pair of pink underpants and a nightgown of the same color. She walked to the bathroom and said," Grandpa, I'm going to take a shower first. You can drink the bitter wine that you brewed yourself, haha."”
Hearing the sound of water being poured, Lin Xun, who was squatting on the bed, was extremely depressed. On one hand, he wanted to find Shu Liuying to explain himself, but he had been bumped into by Shu Liuying twice. No matter how Lin Xun explained, it was useless. Moreover, Caisha had lived with him for a while and had developed so well. Shu Liuying might think that Caisha's two big meatballs were made by Lin Xun every night.
Hugging his head, Lin Xun roared towards the sky,""Heavens! It was a sin not to tease a well-developed granddaughter! But why did he have to let the girl he liked bump into him!”
At this moment, Caisha, who was in the middle of her bath, poked her head out and said,"Grandpa, you have to marry Tang Yan.”
With that, Caisha closed the door again and sang as she rubbed the two fruits with a bath ball. They looked particularly attractive under the soft light.
"Women are really annoying, but we can't live without women. Otherwise, we'll become plane men.”Lying on the bed, Lin Xun was extremely depressed.
Not long after, Caisha walked out of the bathroom in a spaghetti strap nightdress. She sneezed because the room temperature was a little low, and her naked upper body emitted a wave of seductive breasts.
Seeing that Lin Xun was a little depressed, Caisha, as his granddaughter, naturally had to comfort him. So she sat in front of the computer and turned on Kugou, playing Lady Gaga's " Poker-face ". Then, she stood in the middle of the room, stomping her feet and shaking her head along with the prelude, not minding her two peaks shaking along with it.
After hearing Lady Gaga start singing, Caisha's body also twisted and said,""Grandpa, I'm here to watch my granddaughter's prize-winning dance in the sixth grade.”
Tilting his head, Lin Xun saw Caisha, who had a tender face but a good figure, twisting her body like a dancer. She shook her hips, puffed out her chest, and gave off electricity. She licked her lips greedily like a resentful woman who couldn't be satisfied. She even used her slender fingers to touch her lower abdomen. When she touched the lower edge of the Jade Maiden Peak, she deliberately stopped for a moment before moving her hand away. Then, she continued to dance like a dancer who knew how to please men with her dance. She was like a night elf.
"This is a small consolation for Grandpa. I hope Grandpa can pull himself together soon.”As she spoke, Caisha, who had a pure face but an extremely alluring expression, walked up to Lin Xun and swayed her body left and right, humming a tune. Her two hands were slowly moving down her face, and when the two hands that had obviously used some force to suppress the Peak of the Jade Lady swept across the Peak of the Jade Lady, the Peak of the Jade Lady that had regained its freedom visibly bulged, and swayed along with Caisha's delicate body that was shaking more and more violently.
Lin Xun was still lying flat on the bed, his head pressed against the side of the bed, only a few centimeters away from Caisha. Therefore, his gaze was fixed on the two peaks of the Jade Maiden Peak, which looked even larger from the bottom up. His eyeballs were swaying along with the peaks of the Jade Maiden Peak, and he was greedily swallowing his saliva. He had never thought that Caisha, who was only 17 years old, could actually jump out. This dance almost made his soul leave his body.
Lin Xun raised his head as much as he could and stared at the pair of triangular underwear under the hazy skirt. His eyes were almost on fire, and he even reached his hand into the skirt to caress Caisha's jade-like legs. However, just as he began to feel the delicate skin of the beauty after the bath, Caisha escaped like a goldfish and continued to jump a few meters away.
Lin Xun sniffed his fingers. Other than the smell of the kerosene stove, he could also smell the unique scent of Caisha, a virgin girl. This made his originally depressed mood improve a lot. He simply sat cross-legged on the bed and continued to admire it. That evil organ had always been in peak condition, but unfortunately, there was no muddy ground for it to release its masculine scent.
Caisha was dancing very attentively. Her entire body was moving, and her delicate body was covered in a layer of sweat. The sweat made her skin glow, and her subtle breathing echoed in the room like a soul-stirring song. It was even more seductive when paired with the song, so Lin Xun, whose mouth was dry, gulped down the water.
After the song ended, Caisha, who was still dancing, said,"Grandpa, please sing another song. It has to be more passionate and have a stronger sense of rhythm. Otherwise, I won't dance.”
"Alright! I'll be your exclusive DJ!" The excited Lin Xun immediately chose Luo Baiji's " Blow the Horn " and tapped his fingers on the computer desk.
"What an evil song, but as long as Grandpa likes it, Granddaughter doesn't mind.”With that, Caisha continued dancing.
Caisha's dancing ability was completely beyond Lin Xun's imagination. Every movement was completely in sync with the beat, and occasionally she would make some moves that made Lin Xun clap his hands. However, what made Lin Xun's soul linger the most was Caisha walking into the bathroom, using her legs to clamp the door of the bathroom and twisting her delicate body like a snake. That obviously inappropriate dance was from a 17-year-old girl, and this girl would occasionally hold the door of the Jade Girl Peak.
Any man with a normal body and mind would not be able to take it, not to mention that Lin Xun had not eaten meat for a long time, so he completely threw the thought of " Caisha might be his granddaughter " to the back of his mind. Like a lion eager to mate, he jumped off the bed and walked towards Caisha with desire in his eyes.
Caisha was still dancing calmly. Her purpose in dancing was not to arouse Lin Xun's desire, but to make him relax. So when she saw Lin Xun approaching, she was frightened.
"Grandpa, go back. Otherwise, I won't dance for you anymore.”
"I want your body to jump with my movements.”
Knowing what Lin Xun was referring to, Caisha, who couldn't run out of the bathroom, retreated backward. Her entire body was stuck to the wet wall, and she even used her hands to protect her breasts that were moving with her rapid breathing. She shouted,"Grandpa, you're not in your right mind. Hurry up and go out. I'm so hot. I want to take another shower. After I'm done, I'll smell good.”
"I'm hot too. We can take a shower together now.”Walking into the bathroom, Lin Xun's entire body was pressed against Caisha's body. One hand touched Caisha's red face, while the other hand moved up Caisha's thigh, slowly pulling up her skirt.
"Don't be like this! Grandpa! You're my grandfather!" Caisha was so anxious that tears were about to come out. Her hands kept knocking on Lin Xun's sturdy chest, but this could not change her fate of being occupied by Lin Xun.
Looking at Lin Xun with teary eyes, Caisha compromised,"I won't resist, but Grandpa, please be gentler, okay?”
Looking at Caisha's expression, which was like an injured cat, and seeing that Caisha was really crying, Lin Xun regained 80% of his rationality. He put down Caisha's skirt, then kissed the corner of Caisha's mouth and whispered into her ear,"Sha Sha, if I wasn't your grandfather, would you be willing to be with me?”
Worried that Lin Xun would act rashly, Caisha quickly said,""Of course I'm willing. When the time comes, I'll play with you however you want!”
"Okay, then we'll go for a blood test tomorrow. If there's no blood relationship, we'll continue.”
"Continue what?"
He turned around and walked out of the bathroom. Lin Xun, who was sweating from the heat, took off his shirt and said,"Let's continue what we didn't continue just now. The next step should be for me to lift up your pajamas and then suck on them like a baby.”
Grandpa, you're getting more and more disgusting." After a pause, Caisha burst into laughter and said," You're Lin Xun, so you're my grandfather. Even if my father hasn't been born yet, it can't change this fact. Besides, I don't want my father to be born from my stomach.”
With a frown, Caisha sighed."The relationship after time travel is really chaotic. Anyway, the woman you want to marry is Tang Yan, but I don't care who you want to date, but it can't be me.”
"Do you think you're happy with me?”
"If you were serious, I'd be so happy!”Caisha pulled the clothes that were stuck to her back and said gloomily," Grandpa, you're happy now, but I'm depressed. I'm wet."”
"Excited?"
"Look for yourself! It's so wet!" Caisha immediately turned around in a coquettish manner." I have to change into my pajamas again. It's all because of you. If you hadn't rushed over just now, I wouldn't have gotten wet. If you get me wet again, I'll teach you a lesson!" Humph!"
"In the future." " You'll still have plenty of chances to get wet by me in the future." Lin Xun smiled cheekily.”
"I don't want to wash clothes every day. Besides, I have to wash these pajamas by hand. I'm afraid they'll be ruined in the washing machine.”She found another set of pajamas and made a face at Lin Xun, who was sitting in front of the computer and smoking. Caisha then slipped into the bathroom. Then, she heard the sound of water falling into the water.
As he smoked, he flicked the ashes into the ashtray and logged into QQ to see if there were any girls looking for him. In the end, other than a few messages in the group chat, there were no girls or even men, which made him a little depressed.
"Looks like I can't stay invisible all the time. I have to go online occasionally. Otherwise, the girls I know in university will think that I'm missing.”As he spoke, Lin Xun changed his QQ status to online.
However, after Caisha came out of the shower, no one took the initiative to strike up a conversation with him. Unwilling to give up, Lin Xun sent a few emojis to the seniors, juniors, and girls of the same level in the university. However, after Caisha finished drying her hair and leaned against the bed with a magazine, no one replied to Lin Xun's message.
After extinguishing the cigarette butt, Lin Xun said indignantly,""Looks like there's something wrong with the internet. I can't even receive the QQ messages sent by the girls.”
Beep beep beep.
Seeing a girl's profile picture flashing, Lin Xun became interested. As he moved the mouse, he said proudly,"Look, once the internet is normal, girls will automatically come looking for me. Your grandfather is still very charming. In the past, when I was in university, I didn't know how many girls wanted to date me.”
Opening the message, Lin Xun's mouth was wide open.
Loneliness: " Handsome, are you free tonight? Come out and play. I live near you. My boyfriend is on a business trip. I'm so lonely and empty. I really want to find some passion."
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