"Robbery has techniques? Do you think it's a woman?"
"Have you slept with a woman before?"
Lin Xun's question caused the robber to grin and say,""I've slept with all kinds of women, from old women like my mother to young women like Xiao Ying. I've slept with all of them, and I don't want to sleep with them anymore.”
"Then let me ask you a very simple question.”After letting Xiaozhi sit in her original seat, Lin Xun pulled a chair and sat in the aisle. He crossed his legs and drank the bitter coffee. He asked," Why do you think the water that flows out when a woman is comfortable is sweet?”
"Sweet?" Several men present shouted out. Clearly, they did not agree with what Lin Xun said.
"Why is it sweet?" The robber thought about this, but it was still a tricky problem for virgins. After a while, he replied," It's simple. Because they have sugar in their bodies, the water flowing out of their bodies is naturally sweet and fragrant!”
"Like mints?"
"Yes!"
Looking at the robber who was full of confidence, not only Lin Xun, but all the men and women present had their faces flushed red. However, they did not dare to laugh. After all, this robber was a virgin, a very rare virgin.
"Congratulations, you got it wrong."
"How is that possible?"
"Actually, it's salty. If you don't believe me, go back and check Baidu.”After a pause, Lin Xun said," Actually, robbery is similar to having sex with women. Do you want to know more details?”
"Speak!"
"Then let that lady go first. There are people coming and going outside. If someone calls the police, you'll be in trouble.”
"She is my hostage! I won't let her go! Now, tell me your robbery skills!”
"Alright, alright." Lin Xun, who seemed to have become an experienced robber, said," First of all, you have to be very particular about your clothes. You can't wear too conspicuous clothes. That way, people will pay special attention to you. Which robber in the movies doesn't wear simple clothes? Why would I dress like Brother Sharp like you? Aren't you trying to attract attention?”
"Big brother, you woke me up! Continue!" The robber had already let down his guard. He didn't even look at the money and jewelry on the ground. His gaze was focused on Lin Xun, who was younger than him. It was as if he saw a robber running in the rain of bullets, snatching box after box.
"A person needs to have an aura. No matter what, even if it's a robbery, you have to have an aura.”Lin Xun slammed the coffee table hard and stood up. He grabbed the coffee cup and smashed it on the ground. He stared at the robber like a fierce demon and then shouted," What are you looking at! There was no robbery! Hand over everything valuable! Who the f * ck dared to hide! I'll bleed him!"
Seeing that everyone was staring at him and the robber had a look of admiration, Lin Xun said,"This is called an aura. An aura needs to be created in several aspects. On the one hand, it is the setting off of the environment. For example, when I smashed the cup just now, the sound of the cup shattering attracted people's attention. When he focused his attention on you, you have to act like a tiger. Your expression has to be fierce, your gaze has to be fierce, and you have to stand still. Only then can you subdue them. You definitely can't tremble like you do.”
"Brilliant! Continue!"
"I'll give you an example now. The one that will make you fear you from the bottom of your heart is to pretend to be a smiling tiger and eat people while laughing.”Picking up a piece of broken porcelain, Lin Xun revealed a very handsome smile and said," Everyone here, we robbers are actually just after some money, so don't resist, don't resist at all, because once you resist, something very bad will happen, right?”
He walked to a middle-aged man who was staring at him attentively. Lin Xun suddenly grabbed his collar and took out a broken porcelain piece, pressing it on his neck and slashing it to the side."Pretend to be injured and fall to the ground.”
"Oh, oh." The man who agreed fell to the ground with his hand on his throat and rolled around like a crazy person.
"This is a living example." Lin Xun threw away the broken pieces of porcelain and walked towards the robber with a smile on his face." Everyone, cooperate and hand over all the valuable things. We won't rob you of your money, not your beauty, nor your life."”
The robber's mouth was wide open. He nodded as if he understood something, but he held the kitchen knife tightly.
Knowing that the robbers had not completely relaxed, Lin Xun smiled at Yuan Ruoni and asked,""Are you willing to be my lover for a day?”
Although Lin Xun did not say it clearly, Yuan Ruoni knew what Lin Xun was trying to do. This made her feel a little pained because she did not want to obey Lin Xun and fulfill that unreasonable promise just to survive. However, she was indeed willing to make a bet with Lin Xun. No one forced her, so she was actually at fault.
However, no matter who was at fault, Yuan Ruoni was still unwilling to give up her body. After all, she was not the kind of girl who had been tainted by the corrupt society. She even chose to be the secretary of the female chairman because she was afraid of being violated. She did not choose to be the secretary of a male CEO or manager who had a higher salary. Therefore, if this man really wanted to defile her, she would never obey.
However, this man was still so calm in front of the robber, and he was even more wise than other older men. This was commendable. This also proved that this man actually had some heroic potential, so he shouldn't do anything wrong, right?
Yuan Ruoni wanted to think better of this man in front of her, but her fragile chest was still throbbing with pain. This made her look conflicted as if she was standing on a narrow path with a wolf in front and a tiger behind her. She would be the unlucky one if she moved forward or backward. However, she could at least choose whether she would be captured by the wolf with a full stomach or the tiger with a flat stomach that continued to feed.
Yuan Ruoni was very clear about the length of their lifespan, so she nodded and said,""I'm willing."
"Don't go back on your word."
"Definitely not this time."
Lin Xun looked at the robber and continued to walk forward.
As Lin Xun approached, the robber was a little scared. He was afraid that this man would suddenly slash his neck like what he had just demonstrated. So, he grabbed Yuan Ruoni and retreated. He shouted,"Don't go any further! I've heard enough! I want those on the ground now!"
Picking up a necklace, Lin Xun said," Actually, I'm a pauper. I was just thinking about how to make money. I didn't expect there to be so many valuable things on the ground. If I sell them all, I estimate that there will be 200,000 to 300,000 RMB. All I have to do is pick them up."”
"Put it down!"
"You should have heard of black eat black, right?" Lin Xun sneered.”
"Put it down! I told you to put it down!"
Picking up a lighter, Lin Xun raised his eyebrows and said,""Pure gold, this is valuable. When the limelight dies down, I'll use this to exchange for money to spend. As for you, the robber, you'll be arrested and sent to jail because you're the one who took the hostages and forced them to hand over the money. So, you, the robber, have become a snipe, and all the gains have fallen into my pocket as the fisherman.”
Seeing Lin Xun stuff the lighter into his pocket, the robber was furious and shouted,""If you take my things again! I'll let her bleed!"
"Then, you won't go to jail, but you'll be shot to death. At that time, your family, relatives, and even your classmates will be ashamed of you and erase you from their memories.”Lin Xun grinned, his gaze as cold as an ice mountain." Xu Wu, no one even remembers your existence."”
"Stop talking! If I can survive! I won't come to this! It's all because of this society!"
"Actually, it's just that you don't know how to fight for it. As long as your hands and feet are healthy and your IQ isn't too low, you'll have a way to get a job that will allow you to have enough food and clothing.”Lin Xun threw the necklace and lighter on the ground and walked forward." Society is very tolerant to everyone, unless you are not tolerant to yourself. If you choose to rob, you are not tolerant to yourself, or even your family. So put down the knife immediately. I will teach you some survival skills in society so that you can be self-reliant.”
"Self-reliance is useless! I don't have money to buy a house! If you can't afford a house, you can't get a wife! I don't want my wife to be with someone else!”The robber who was crying threw away the kitchen knife and cried," Buying a second-hand house in this city costs 300,000 to 400,000! I, a worker, can't afford it in my lifetime! I don't rob! How can I afford to buy a house and marry my wife?”
Lin Xun stepped forward and pulled Yuan Ruoni into his arms. He stepped on the kitchen knife and said,"I'm from the countryside, so I understand what you're saying. Let's have a good chat when we're free. We're all young, so it's not too late to start a business.”
"There's no way to start without funds.”The robber smiled bitterly.
"Catch him! He's a robber!"
"Take him to the police station! How unlucky!"
The robbers had no weapons in their hands, and everyone was like a balloon filled with air. Everyone puffed out their chests and sucked in their stomachs as they stared at the robbers. It was as if they had been revived on the spot after believing in Brother Spring.
He turned around and looked at the well-dressed people. Lin Xun smiled dryly. Then, he picked up the kitchen knife and threw it up. The kitchen knife was nailed to the ceiling. The blade shook and made a buzzing sound. This made the entire scene instantly quiet. It was as if they had been relieved by Lin Xun.
" The average wage is getting higher and higher, but the gap between the rich and the poor is getting bigger and bigger. When the gap between the rich and the poor is too big, the whole society will collapse. Those who are so poor that they can't even solve the problem of food and clothing will deprive the rich of their right to food and clothing, and even take their lives. So, please be more tolerant of the poor. Forgive them wherever you can. Otherwise, you won't even know why you were hacked to death on the streets.”
Hearing this, everyone present fell silent.
Waving his hand to Xiaozhi, Lin Xun pulled Yuan Ruoni with his left hand and the robber with his right hand as they walked out.
When Xiaozhi walked out of the cafe, the kitchen knife fell from the sky and nailed to the floor like a stabilizing needle.
Xiaozhi couldn't walk in places with too much light, so as soon as she walked out of the cafe, she waved at Lin Xun, who was not far away, and walked down another road with the excuse of going home first. Then, she disappeared without a trace in an empty place.
The mission was completed perfectly. Reward: 2000 EXP. 500 Reverse Wheel Coins. An additional reward of 500 Reverse Wheel Coins. The total balance of his account was 778 Reverse Wheel Coins. He still needed 2262 experience points to level up. You have received a virtual experience. I wish you a happy game.
Ten minutes later, at the Original Milk Tea Shop.
There were three people sitting in the corner of the milk tea shop. They were Lin Xun, Yuan Ruoni, and Chi Tong, the petty robber.
Chi Tong was dressed like Brother Sharp. Milk Tea Girl was initially unwilling to let him in, but when Yuan Ruoni took out a hundred yuan bill, Milk Tea Girl let him in.
While drinking her milk tea, Yuan Ruoni's expression remained conflicted. She really felt that this group was weird. One of them was the man who attacked her chest, and the other was the man who almost killed her. Yet, she was sitting with them like a friend, completely unguarded.
Chi Tong pressed his arm against the table and lowered his head."Big Brother, actually my parents are very good to me, and my wife is also very good to me. However, my wife is from the city, and her parents look down on me, a poor boy, so I'm afraid that her parents will ask my wife to find someone else, so I want to buy a house and marry her as soon as possible.”
"If your girlfriend is willing to be with you, you don't have to care so much. You're still young anyway. Take it step by step. Success belongs to the person who persevered until the end.”Holding Yuan Ruoni's fair and tender hand, Lin Xun laughed and said," Wife, don't you think so?”
"Who's your wife? Shame on you!" Yuan Ruoni rolled her eyes at Lin Xun, but she did not retract her hand. She allowed Lin Xun's wide and warm hands to touch her, and she seemed to have a little good impression of this man.
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