"You want to cut me? Are you planning to show off your unparalleled culinary skills again?”
"Fortunately, I'll only be your lover for a day! If he did it for a lifetime! I'll definitely be angered to death by you!" Looking down, Yuan Ruoni saw that the towel she had just bought a few days ago was wrapped around this stinky man. She even felt like dying. It was as if she had been ravaged by Lin Xun. She shrugged her head and walked towards the bathroom." I want to take a shower. If you are still a man…"
"Just follow them in?"
Yuan Ruoni rolled her eyes at Lin Xun and said,""Help me clean up the dining table and check if the sofa's condoms are dirty. If so, help me remove them and put them in that corner. I'll wash them later.”
Twenty minutes later.
Yuan Ruoni, who had just finished showering, poked her head out of the bathroom and said,""Lin Xun, help me get a set of pajamas. It's the one I wore at noon. I'll fold it and put it under my pillow.”
When Lin Xun handed the pajamas to Yuan Ruoni, Yuan Ruoni, who was worried that Lin Xun would force his way in, immediately closed the door without saying a word of thanks. However, a second later, she immediately opened the door and handed the pajamas out of the bathroom."It's not this set. It's the set under the pillow. Moreover, I clearly placed this set at the bottom of the wardrobe. I almost forgot about it.”
"I have ADHD." No matter what angle Lin Xun chose, he could only see Yuan Ruoni's snow-white arms and shoulders. He could not see anything else, which disappointed him.
"I don't care if you have ADHD or not, and I don't care why you touched my computer and wardrobe. Anyway, take this set of pajamas and give me a new set.”
Ten seconds later.
"Lin Xun, are you listening?”
Another ten seconds passed.
"Lin Xun, are you deaf?" Seeing that no one was paying attention to her, Yuan Ruoni, whose hands were sore from lifting her hands, poked her head out. However, she did not see Lin Xun, which made her a little depressed. However, when she saw that Lin Xun's leather shoes were still intact by the door, Yuan Ruoni knew that Lin Xun was still in the room.
As for why he did not make a sound, it was probably because Lin Xun was planning to pounce on Yuan Ruoni like a wolf when she walked out of the bathroom. Therefore, Yuan Ruoni would not let Lin Xun succeed. She kept looking around. However, Yuan Ruoni was not wearing anything and the room was a little cold due to the air-conditioner. The cold air caressed Yuan Ruoni through the gap of the door, causing her to shiver.
"Lin Xun? Did you go to get your pajamas?"
After waiting for a while, Yuan Ruoni still did not hear any movement. She wanted to rush to the bedroom, but she was afraid that the evil Lin Xun would use silence to stop her. So, she had to retreat to the bathroom and put on the pajamas that a mischievous friend of hers gave her on her birthday.
After putting on her clothes, Yuan Ruoni looked at herself in the mirror.
The pajamas were very thin and there were a few holes in them, so Yuan Ruoni's fair skin could be seen clearly. However, that was not the main point. The main point was that there was a line of English words written on the front of the pajamas: fuck-me!!!
The three large exclamation marks were even more eye-catching.
When she received the set of pajamas, Yuan Ruoni did not know whether to laugh or cry. Therefore, she had been keeping this set of pajamas with no intention of wearing it. However, Lin Xun went missing, so Yuan Ruoni had no choice but to wear it. Otherwise, she would have to stay in the bathroom or rush to the bedroom without wearing anything. Then, Lin Xun would bump into her, and then…
Yuan Ruoni sighed and shook her head as she recalled the image on the computer. She muttered,""I thought I could have some coffee to relax this morning, but I didn't expect to provoke this dog-skin plaster guy. I really hope it's just a one-day lover.”
Afraid that Lin Xun would see something he shouldn't, Yuan Ruoni spun around in front of the mirror a few times. After making sure that there was nothing wrong, she walked out. However, she was still holding a washbasin in her hand as she was worried that she would be exposed. The washbasin was placed in front of her chest, coincidentally blocking the two big meatballs. The two big meatballs were even slightly deformed under the pressure of the washbasin.
When she walked to the bedroom, she saw Lin Xun sitting on the bed, half-naked, reading a book. Yuan Ruoni questioned,""Why didn't you give me another set of pajamas?”
"Because I like your pajamas.”
"If you like it, you can wear it? Why do you want me to wear it?"
"You are my wife." Flipping through the book, Lin Xun said without raising his head," As my wife who shares the same bed as me, I naturally hope that you can dress to my satisfaction. That way, I can sleep more soundly."”
"You're shameless!"
"Actually, this is just the tip of the iceberg."
"I really feel sorry for the girl who looks exactly like me! If I were very familiar with her! I'll definitely ask her to break up with you! She has definitely been led astray by you! What two girls and one guy playing together! Heavens! Heavens! Such a thing actually came out of a girl's mouth! It's really terrifying!" Yuan Ruoni, who had lost her composure, was pacing back and forth in the bedroom as if she had epilepsy. She kept nagging at Lin Xun, scolding him everywhere.
Lin Xun was immersed in the plot of the book and completely ignored Yuan Ruoni's nagging.
Yuan Ruoni felt a little thirsty after she spoke. Seeing that Lin Xun was ignoring her, Yuan Ruoni placed the washbasin aside, picked up the cup, and gulped down the tea. However, after two sips, Yuan Ruoni spat the tea forward with a " pu " sound. The falling water mist even made a wet mark on Yuan Ruoni's chest, revealing her body. This made her extremely embarrassed as she hurriedly grabbed the washbasin to cover her chest. She stared at Lin Xun, who still did not look up, with her face flushed and her heart beating fast.
Clearing her throat, Yuan Ruoni asked,""Why is there the smell of cigarettes in my special cup?”
"Ah?" Lin Xun raised his head and asked," Isn't that cigarette ash?”
Seeing that there was a layer of black on the inner wall of the cup and a layer of water floating on the surface, Yuan Ruoni's stomach started to roll. She covered her mouth and rushed to the bathroom. Then, she heard the sound of flushing water and Yuan Ruoni's cursing. She, who had always thought that she was a lady, finally knew that she had a shrew side.
Back in the bedroom, Yuan Ruoni vomited so much that her legs were weak and her mouth was dry. She picked up the glass of water and gulped it down as usual. Yuan Ruoni was petrified when she realized that the water was full of ashes and rushed to the bathroom.
As Susan's secretary, Yuan Ruoni had always thought that she was very smart. Many tests proved that Yuan Ruoni was indeed very smart. However, the smart Yuan Ruoni actually fell into the same pit because she was too angry with Lin Xun.
Walking out of the bathroom, Yuan Ruoni leaned against the wall and mumbled,""Lin Xun is definitely my jinx. After tomorrow, I definitely can't see him again. Even if I see him, I have to hide far away.”
Seeing that Lin Xun was still engrossed in his book, Yuan Ruoni asked,""You sleep on the floor tonight?"
"Do you have the nerve to chase me to the ground?”
"You have the nerve to sleep with a good daughter like me?”
"I'm sorry, but this is necessary.”Lin Xun raised his head and said proudly," Who asked you to be my wife!”
"Don't think that you can play with me just because you saved me!”Walking to the bookcase, Yuan Ruoni stood on her tiptoes to grab the book on the top. However, perhaps because there was a man in the bedroom, Yuan Ruoni did not hold it firmly and watched as the 4cm thick book smashed into her face.
Yuan Ruoni instinctively retreated and the book hit her snowy peak. It bounced up and landed in Yuan Ruoni's hands.
Seeing this, Yuan Ruoni sighed,""It seems that there are benefits to being a little bigger.”
After closing the door, she climbed into bed and leaned against the headboard. She pulled up the blanket to cover the places that people would associate with her. Yuan Ruoni said,"I thought you didn't read any books. I didn't expect that I would have a book that you could read with relish.”
"How to protect yourself."
"Protect myself?" Yuan Ruoni, who did not remember that she had such a book, went over. However, after reading a few lines, Yuan Ruoni immediately snatched the book away. Her face was red as she said," This is for girls! Not for boys! You can't be so shameless!”
"Are there any similar books to read?"
"No."
"Then I'll go watch the movies I downloaded today.”
Yuan Ruoni handed the book to Lin Xun and said,""If you want to read it, then read it. At least reading this won't affect me. However, it's better for you to read less of these female books.”
"Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will win every battle."
"I'm not going to argue with you anymore." Yuan Ruoni flipped open the book and started reading. She added," Anyway, if you're serious, I'll let you sleep on the bed. Otherwise, I'll kick you off the bed like I did this afternoon. This time, I'll kick you in the most important part of your body. I'll kick you so hard that you'll hurt the chicken."”
As he continued reading Women's Mental Health, Lin Xun asked,""Where's your boyfriend?"
"If I had a boyfriend, do you think you would be able to enter this house?”
"Actually, your boyfriend is on the bed.”
"Hmm?"
“me！”
"A shameless person is invincible. I can't compare to you.”
"How old are you?"
"24, call me sister."
"You think I'm younger than you?"
"You look like you're at most 20 years old. If you look mature, you might be underage.”
"You guessed right."
"Are you really underage?" Yuan Ruoni was frightened and looked at Lin Xun with a face full of uncertainty.
When his eyes met Yuan Ruoni's, Lin Xun immediately acted like a boy who was about to be violated by a mature woman and said,""Sister, are you willing to take responsibility for me?”
"How old are you exactly?" Yuan Ruoni completely ignored Lin Xun's act of cuteness.
"Anyway, you're two years older than me.”
"Call me sister!"
"Honey."
"Forget it, pretend I didn't say anything." Yuan Ruoni hugged the book and asked," Why does your girlfriend look exactly like me? Even the mole on her body is the same. It's like magic. Can you tell me where your girlfriend's hometown is and who her family is? I want to see if she and I are twins."”
"You have a twin sister?"
Shaking her head, Yuan Ruoni added,""I don't remember her, but how can people look so alike? And it's not similar, it's practically the same. So I have the right to suspect that she's related to me. Maybe my mother actually gave birth to two, and one of them was taken away, so I have a long-lost twin sister.”
If Yuan Ruoni had this doubt, it would be easy for Lin Xun to get close to her even after they had been lovers for a day. Moreover, Yuan Ruoni was Susan's secretary. If he could build a good relationship with Yuan Ruoni, it would be easy for him to get close to Susan in the future. Therefore, Lin Xun said,"Actually, I'm not too sure about my girlfriend either because she said she doesn't want to talk about her past.”
"I see."
Seeing Yuan Ruoni's disappointment, Lin Xun went with the flow and said,""But she has a good impression of you today. She said that she hopes to get to know you more, so next time, I can ask her out. The three of us…"
"No threesome!"
"Do I look like that kind of person?"
"If I had a tape recorder, I would definitely let you listen to what Xiaozhi, who has been taught badly by you, has said!”
"I'm actually that kind of person." Lin Xun chuckled and continued reading." If you're tired, go to bed early. I slept too much in the afternoon, so I'm not sleepy yet."”
"I want to read for a while."
For the next hour, the two of them lay on the same bed like a married couple. They did not speak much. They were immersed in the world of their respective books. Yuan Ruoni even magically fell asleep as she read. Lin Xun even kindly tucked her in.
When Lin Xun's hand accidentally touched Yuan Ruoni's chest, Lin Xun really felt that the virtual character could not be compared to the real person at all. That touch was enough to let him reminisce for a long time. He even wanted to grab Yuan Ruoni's bouncy Jade Maiden Peak like he did in the morning. However, when he saw Yuan Ruoni sleeping peacefully, Lin Xun gave up on the idea. Instead, he stared at Yuan Ruoni's face like a boyfriend.
Gulp ~~
Swallowing his saliva, Lin Xun's heart raced as he bent down and kissed Yuan Ruoni's cheek. He whispered,""Goodnight, baby."
Early the next morning, Yuan Ruoni was awakened by the pain in her lower body. Her first reaction was that Lin Xun had done something bad to her while she was asleep last night. She did not see Lin Xun, so she immediately lifted the bedsheet and saw a pool of blood. The bedsheet was dyed red, and the source of the blood was the paradise area that she had been carefully protecting.
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