Hello everyone, I'm the host of " Elf CPN Ask ". Today's guests were the most rumored couple, Ray and Aksia.
1. Your gender?
Ray: " Snatch the microphone, hahaha! I, Ray the Thunder God, am a real man!"!!
Ling Yu Zhi Huo asked weakly,"May I ask whose husband are you?"
Ray: I looked at Aksia shyly…but I am a man!
Axia: Calm down, I'm a girl. Everyone knows that. Otherwise, she wouldn't have been involved in a scandal with this yellow-haired guy.
Ling Yu was speechless,[How can this pair make a mountain out of a molehill!]
2. When did they meet?
Axia: Uh, pull the claws one, two, three…ten, eleven…
Ray: Grabbing the microphone, yeah, probably thousands of years ago.
Ling Yu Nirvana: Are you sure?
Aksia: Yes, I counted. 5235 years, 6 months, 21 days, 4 hours, 25 minutes, 37 seconds, and 1 ms ago.
[Cold Rain Nirvana: Shocked]
The audience thought to themselves,"What's so detailed about fainting?"
3. How old are you? Because the data from the previous question was too shocking
Ray: I'm sixteen years old now.
Axia: 14 years, 2 months, 1 day, 5 hours, 59 minutes, 03 seconds, 06 milliseconds.
[Cold Rain Extinguishing]
Spectator: Awkward
[Ling Yu Nirvana: Didn't you guys meet five thousand years ago? Why are you only in your teens?]
Axia: Wrong! We met five thousand two hundred and thirty-five years, six months, twenty-one days, four hours, twenty-five minutes, thirty-seven seconds, and one millimeter ago!!
Ray: Finally, because every time an elf reaches the age of fifty, their age starts from zero again.
Ling Yu's Nirvana: Calculating
The audience was speechless.
4. Where did she meet him?
[Acacia: The Icefield of Cecilia with the mission file.]
Ray: No way? They had already known each other during the rehearsal.
Ling Yu was silent,[It's different no matter how you say it…]
5. The situation at that time was…?
Ray: " Stinky rice-washing. I want the elves and Ironhide to do that. Yes, Thale. Let's spread the gossip about the elves together. That's why I arranged this mission!" He even said that if he didn't show up, he would have his salary deducted for 50 years! My annual salary is 500,000 dollars! He also said that if he didn't show up, he would sell me a loaf of bread for five million dollars.
Axia: Taomi only told me that it was good to know Ray. Then, I saved this guy.
[Ling Yu Nirvana: Can you be any more indecent?]
Suddenly, Gaia appeared.
[Ling Yu Nirvana: Gaia, why are you on stage from the audience?]
Gaia: I'm just trying to explain this stupid duo. At that time, Ray challenged me to a duel, but he lost. He ran to Cecilia to flirt with Aksia. However, his experience was stolen by Blake, and he became a little Rey. He was frozen in ice and saved by Aksia.
In the audience
Blake: Achoo!
Back on stage
[Cold Rain Nirvana: Kick Gaia away. Thank you, Gaia commentator!] Let's continue the interview!
6. Why did Rey like Aksia?
Ray: Um…because Aksia is kind and cute…
"I'm touched!"
Ray: Helping others...
Axia nodded.
Ray: Nice figure!
Aksia: " Just as I was about to nod my head, I realized that I don't have anything to say to you…I kicked Rey away."
[The guest tracker on Han Rei tells us that Rei is on Mars!]
7. Why did Aksia like Rey?
[Cold Rain Extinguisher: Ray is on Mars anyway, so I can't interview him.]
Axia: Because he likes me. I don't care.
Ling Yu was speechless.
Ray descended from the sky
[Ray: Domineering because I'm handsome, I'm strong, I'm the Thunder God, I can act cute!] Pretending to be cute
Axia: Yeah, not only are you handsome, you're also a jerk and a loser.
Ray: Cry
8. Do you have childhood sweethearts? Who was it?
Ray: Yes, it's the magic flower fairy.
[Aksia: Before I met Rey, I played with Gaia.]
[Ling Yu Nirvana: What the f * ck…]
[Ray: Humming Jie Zhang's " childhood sweethearts " has a kind of freedom, called youth, a kind of love, and doesn't need to be a lover…]
9. Other than the current CP, who else would she want to be interviewed with?
[Axia: Merciless Gaia!]
[Ray: Magic Flower Fairy…]
[Lingyu Nirvana: Since the guests have said so, then please look forward to the future chapters of " Thunder Devil " and " Gaishi "!]
In the audience
Gaia: Sigh, I want to be with Ray! I'll apply for it tonight.
10. The other party's hobby is…?
Acacia, pick up girls.
Ray: Fight back, Punk.
The best combination ~
11. Asking Aksia what his opinion of the War God Alliance was…?
Axia:
Ray: Really?
Ling Yu's Nirvana: Can you comment on them one by one?
Aksia: Oh. Rey Baka, Gaia Baka, Cassius Baka, Black Baka, a group of Baka, four Baka.
Ray was speechless.
In the audience
Gaia, Achoo.
Cassius: Achoo!
Black: Achoo-
12. Say a word to describe ugliness.
Ray: It's easy. Ugly to the point of Mars.
Axia: Pointing at Rey like him.
Ling Yu Zhi Jue,[I thought you guys would answer the same question in tacit understanding!]
[Ray Aksia: I don't want to have tacit understanding with them.]
13. Asking Aksia what he thought of Rey fighting beside him…?
Axia: Well, I'm worried about him…
Ray: Touched
[Cold Rain Extinguishing: Pay attention, there seems to be an ellipsis at the end of Aksia's words, right?]
Axia: It's affecting my TV series.
Ray: I was purely protecting you.
14. If you could get a present you wanted, what would you want?
[Acacia: The complete collection of Acacia's Biography.]
Ray: Of course I want to be intoxicated by little Ark ~~
[Ling Yu Nirvana: I won't explain anymore, right?]
In the audience
[Gaia: Angry Ray, why don't you want me, boohoo ~]
15. If the other party asked you for a gift, what would you give them?
Axia,"I'll give him a word."
[Cold Rain Extinguisher: Say it, our student Rey is looking forward to it.]
Ray: Biting the handkerchief, could it be 'IloveU'?
In the audience
Gaia: Ray is mine, okay?
Back on stage
Axia: Let's see what Rae got me first.
Ray: I'll pack myself up for you!
Aksia: " What I wanted to say to him was…go do your exercises."
[Ray: Petrified]
16. What if Gaia fought with you for Aksia?
Ray: Evil doesn't beat him, it's gay with him…
[Ling Yu Nirvana: Can't you be more filthy?]
Ray: In that case…
[Ling Yu Nirvana: Gaia will fight with Aksia for you?]!
Axia:
Ray: Medicine, Chek Nao!
17. What would you do if the other party died one day?
Ray: I didn't hesitate to die for love.
"Let's see if we can get his body, or else I won't be able to explain it to the other three babas." Then bury him and call Sanba Gaga to mourn for him.
Ray: Ake, how could you…you are my CP!
[Cold Rain Nirvana: Actually, Aksia has a sharp tongue but a soft heart.]
18. What do you want the other party's bag to be filled with?
Ray: Filled with love for me, or something related to me.
Axia: Anything that has nothing to do with him. Then pat Ray on the head
Ling Yu Nirvana: Look, how compatible!
19. What do you think of the "tigers and sparrows in the same cage"?
A group of vermilion birds and a group of white tigers in the same cage? Oh, assuming it was all Uncle Tiger, 4x legs, minus the original number of legs, the remaining legs would naturally be the length of the Vermilion Bird ~ Divided by the difference of (4-2), Uncle Tiger only counted, and Aunt Vermilion could also count birds.
Ling Yu was speechless. Ray, what do you think?
Ray: Put on the glasses. I, Ray, have developed an algorithm myself! This is the benefit of Ake asking me to do the exercises! The things in the cage, listen up. Every time I blow the whistle, you raise one foot. I'll blow the whistle again, and you guys raise one more foot. Then, Auntie Que " Pia " sat on the ground while Uncle Hu struggled to support himself with his two feet. At this time, there were still 2x legs left. Dividing by 2, it was Uncle Hu's number. Auntie Que was naturally good at divination.
[Ling Yu Nirvana: Are you stupid? Why do you talk so much nonsense?] The show was almost over…
There was only half a minute left before the show ended…
20. Do you think the show is over?
Axia Rey:
then
[Lingyu Quietus: That's all for this " Elf's CPN Questions ". Thank you for coming, honored guest!]
When the song ends, everyone leaves, leaving Lei Xi in a daze
Gaia: Those days are gone…
part。1
Ray: Gaia, I just turned in my homework.
Gaia: →_→
Ray: Hey, why don't you hand it over…
Gaia: ⊙ Omega ⊙
Who's the homework?
Ray:
part。2 (Spring Festival Version)
" Ray as the customer, Gaia as the boss."
Gaia Talent Market
Ray: Hey boss, it's 200 sprite coins per night, right?
Gaia was speechless.
Ray: Anything?
Gaia was speechless.
Ray: (This guy must have facial paralysis…) Erm…did I ask you to use tonight to buy me a ticket to Herka for 200 too? Or help me call the customer service for the ticket. It's also 200? Oh right, could you help me see if you can squeeze into the railway network and book a ticket for me?
Gaia was speechless.
Ray: It's okay. 400 or 800 is fine.
Gaia: If you buy a ticket, I'll be your slave for a month. If you get through customer service, I'll be your slave for three months. If you squeeze into the railway network, I'll be your slave for a year!
I can't get a ticket during the Spring Festival... Rey is desperately trying to find a way to return to his hometown.
part。3
Ray: Don't tell me to turn back... I can't and won't turn back...
Gaia: Why? Could it be that Aksia…had fallen to the ground overnight?
Ray: o()o Sigh…Last night…I had a stiff neck…
Gaia:
part。4
Ray: Back then... I was class president for 12 years... six years in elementary school, three years in middle school, three years in high school, and now I'm a freshman
Gaia: I just patted Ray on the shoulder and showed sympathy for my brother. Good stamina…I can't do it.
part。5
Ray clenched his fist and said firmly that he was a freshman now and wanted to find a girlfriend, Aksia. Anticipation excitement, second year, find another girlfriend Gaia: What was wrong with this guy…? Finally, I will let my two girlfriends become husband and wife! Then…find a boyfriend…
[Gaia: Vomiting blood _ *]
part。6
" Gaia as the teacher, Ray as the student."
Gaia: Listen up, those who don't pass will stay after school. Ray, tell Aksia!
On the blackboard behind him: English test for next class
Aksia came back from the student union.
[Ray: Xixi, Teacher Gaia said that those who are not afraid of death should stay after school ~]
Aksia:
part。7
Ray: Let's test our chemistry ~ Let's see if we're good friends! I'll count to three and then call out a type of sprite at the same time ~
Gaia:
Ray: 3, 2, 1…
[Gaia: A type of elf…]
Ray: →_→
part。8
Ray: What do you think can drive me, Lord Thunder God, crazy?
Gaia: Yes. Two types.
Ray: Tell me about it, Nani.
Gaia thought, The first is to not finish speaking…
Ray: And the second?
[Gaia: I'm not telling you ~]
Ray: Red-eyed ing
part。9
" Gaia as Grandpa, Ray as Grandson."
Gaia lies in bed
Gaia: Cough cough…Heart attack again…Medicine, medicine…Where is it? Cover your left chest
Ray heard the voice and came over.
G-grandson…medicine, medicine, medicine…
Ray: Che...ke... trouble?
She sang the most dazzling ethnic style, letting love sweep away all the dust ~!!!
Therefore…
A certain black and white Gaia was locked in a photo frame, looking at Ray and the incense burning in front of him with resentment.
part。10
" Ray and Gaia as two hunting bears."
Ray: I'm hungry…
Gaia: Me too…What do you want to eat?
Ray: Catch two elves and eat them.
Aksia and the magic flower fairy are playing on the swing
[Gaia: Eat them!]
Aksia and the Demon Flower Fairy noticed it in time and fell to the ground, pretending to be dead.
Ray: Eh, it's not moving?
Gaia: It must be dead after smelling it.
Ray: Eating rotten meat makes you sick. Then let's bury them.
Ray and Gaia dragged Aksia and the Magic Flower Fairy into the wild, dug a big pit, and gently placed the two elves in, filling it with soil.
Axia: Ray, you want to die!
Demon Flower Fairy, Gaia is so loving…
Ling Yu was silent,[Poor child…Don't you know that cremation is popular in the elven world now?]
part。11
Ray: Blushing Gaia bro, do you know why I'm always with you?
[Gaia: I don't know.]
Ray: Because... every time I say " I'm hungry," Mom always says " I'll make you something to eat," Dad always says " Let's go, son, let's go to a restaurant," Girlfriends always say " Me too," and only boyfriends... ask " What do you want to eat?"... So, I choose you.
part。12
" Gaia as the underworld boss, Ray as the powerless otaku."
[Gaia: Kid, I'm in a good mood today, I've caught you!]
Ray: (It's my first time being kidnapped. What a strange feeling.)
Gaia: You look like an otaku, so you probably don't have much money. If you want to live, I'll lend you my phone and you can call someone. If he comes to save you, then you can leave. If you don't come, I can't do anything about it…
Ray: " I took the phone weakly and dialed the number. Hello? Is this KFC delivery?" I want a family bucket, a French fry, and a Colonel's chicken nugget…I'm on XX Street!
Gaia was speechless.
part。13
" Gaia as Hou Yi, Ray as Chang'e."
Gaia: Why are there ten suns in the sky? F * ck, so many days!
Director: "Hey, Hou Yi, we're going to shoot 'Hou Yi Shooting the Sun'!" (Boohoo, it wasn't easy to hang nine poached eggs in the sky.)
Axia: Wow, not good, Houyi! Your wife ran away! They had arrived at the Moon Palace!
Gaia: Ah, why did she (he) not want me anymore? choked
Axia,[She (he) heard that you were going to "Hou Yi Shooting Sun"…]
Gaia: Cry Pi_Pi
part。14
[Ray: Stare at Gaia, stare at Gaia-]
[Gaia: Finally scolding your sister!]
Ray: See your sister? Look at "my" sister! So you're my long-lost sister!
Gaia was speechless.
part。15
" Gaia as the teacher, Ray as the student."
Gaia: Please write down the words that describe 'ugliness' on a piece of paper and hand it in later.
Ray: Meditation, eh, just write one!
Gaia flipped open Rae's paper
Paper: Just like you! Rey
[Gaia, Devil Transformation, hehe…]
part。16
[Ray: Brother Gaia, Wa is hungry…]
Gaia: Little brother Ray, what do you want to eat?
Ray thought about Yangzhou fried rice.
Gaia, OK! Help! She put on an apron and peeled the carrot.
Ray: Salute! Yes, sir! After skinning, what happened?
Gaia cut it into cubes.
[Cold Rain Nirvana: Alright, cut the carrot into diced meat…What a familiar line ~]
part。17
[Ray: Pointing at Gaia Gaia domineeringly, my IQ is definitely hundreds of times higher than yours!]~
[Gaia: 1 1]
Ray: Look at your silly face, my IQ must be more than a few hundred times higher than yours! It might even be a few thousand times!
Have you ever thought that Gaia's IQ is 0?
Gaia silently took out an appraisal report. After testing, Gaia's IQ was negative.
[Ray: Suffocate]
[Cold Rain Nirvana: Multiplying a negative number by a positive number will turn into an even bigger negative number…It's even more awesome than 0, meow ~]
part。18
" Gaia as the waiter, Ray as the customer."
[Waiter!]
Gaia, Hello. What do you need?
Ray: Pushing the pile of plates in front of me, I got stuck eating. Why don't you put toothpicks in the toothpick bucket? Pointing to the empty toothpick bucket
Gaia: Sorry, sir. We've let it go many times, but we never put it back every time the customer used it.
Ray:
part。19
[Ray: Keep an eye on Gaia Diaper.]
Gaia: You're the one who's wearing diapers.
Ray: I don't care about low IQ.
Gaia: You're the one with low IQ.
Ray: Humming buddies.
Gaia: You're the gay friend.
Ray: Gaia.
[Gaia: You are Gaia.]
Ray rolled his eyes. I called that pig.
[Gaia: Angry, he went to torture pigs.]
Ray: Curious. What are you playing with that pig for?
Gaia, None of your business.
Ray: I'm talking to a pig!
[Ling Yu's Nirvana: The relationship between the two gay friends doesn't seem to be very good recently!]~
part。20
Ray: " Take the lunch box from the cafeteria. There's only so much food in school recently. It's so expensive. I can't eat enough. Sigh…"
Gaia,[I just finished eating. I'm burping and wiping my mouth. I'm so full!] patted his belly
Ray: You can eat your fill?
Gaia: It's very simple. There were three buttons on the top right corner of the lunchbox, which were to minimize, enlarge, and close. Just click to enlarge it! There would be more food!
Ray: >>
Gaia: (I won't tell him that it was the demon flower fairy who gave me the bento to eat. That's why I'm full…)
[Ling Yu Nirvana: Gaia is really black-bellied!] He treated the lunch box as a dialog box…
part。21
" Gaia as the doctor, Ray as the patient."
Rey was sick and went to see the doctor. Gaia examined Rey.
Gaia: " It's okay, classmate. One injection will do."
Ray watched as Gaia wiped his arm with cotton wool repeatedly.
Ray: I'm not feeling well. I think I'm seriously ill. I'm worried about the doctor. Is the problem really serious?……carefully
Gaia: Seriously, it's just…Student, shouldn't you take a shower?
part。22
" Gaia as the mother, Ray as the child."
Gaia carried Ray to the children's hospital to see a doctor.
Ray: Innocent mom, mom, what are we doing here?？
Gaia: You're sick, so you're here for an injection.
Ray: Oh? Why did he need an injection? Did the needle make a mistake? Doesn't it hurt?
Come out after the injection
Ray: Roaring Mama! This is a needle hitting me! Needle me! (Bye bye) Bye bye
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