Ol 'Zhou stood on the 25th floor with a sorrowful look on his face. He looked around at the dim lights and the ant-sized people and vehicles below. To Ol' Zhou, these people and things did not matter anymore. Everything was about to go away! The entire world would be gone! Because he was prepared to do the most exciting "free fall bungee jumping" in his life!
Old Zhou was in despair. His job was not going well, and his wife always thought that he was useless. He could not afford to buy a house, could not afford to drive a car, and could not even get his son to attend the city's fake Harvard kindergarten. He nagged all day and had nothing to play with. He was annoyed, sick, and tired! He wanted to end everything!
Old Zhou stood on the edge of the roof and took one last look at this world. This world that made him heartbroken and desperate, a world of luxury!
I'm leaving! You bastards! Old Zhou screamed hysterically.
Who was it? Why are you shouting so late at night?! Was he in love? A curse suddenly sounded.
Old Zhou was so frightened by this sudden voice that he trembled and his body fell forward. Old Zhou was dumbfounded. He did not expect that he would not jump down by himself, but was frightened by someone.
This wasn't considered suicide, right? It should be considered manslaughter, right? Your grandpa! This had to be compensated! Old Zhou cried out loudly, his heart filled with grief and indignation. He only hated that he didn't have a pen in his hand to write down the cause and effect so that the police could find the person who suffered a thousand knives after his death and make him pay a hundred thousand!
Old Zhou thought about it again. Forget it, he was going to die anyway, so let it be! He closed his eyes and waited for the moment he landed on the ground and shattered into pieces. However, after a long time, Old Zhou only felt the wind whistling in his ears. Why wasn't it over yet? Wasn't the 25th floor too high? He opened his eyes in puzzlement and was stunned! He was actually sitting on a windowsill, and when he looked down, he felt dizzy! His legs couldn't help but tremble. It was too f * cking high! That was so scary! Who was it? Who was so wicked! Why did he choose such a high place? Old Zhou's tears flowed down. He was so regretful and depressed! She had forgotten that he was committing suicide. She wanted to go to a higher position because she wanted to be more tragic. He had never expected that instead of a tragic ending, it would turn into a tragedy!
It was not easy to die! Old Zhou said with tears in his eyes.
Hey hey, you big man, why are you crying?
Old Zhou almost had a heart attack and fell down again. He turned around and saw a wretched old man looking at him with disdain.
" There's something wrong with this old man," Ol 'Zhou said curiously. He took a closer look and realized that this old man was floating in the air.
Was he f * cking playing acrobatics? What? This height should be at least 20 floors, right?
A ghost! Ol 'Zhou immediately understood. The thousands of hairs on his body stood on end. Ol 'Zhou screamed and covered his face with both hands. He turned his head away like a shy little girl, and his slightly plump body trembled.
The old man was so shocked that he dug his ears. He frowned and cursed hatefully. Hey, hey, don't be so f * cking shocked, okay? I, who was already dead, almost died again!
Aiya! Please don't eat me! I'm poisonous! Poisoned you, uh... No, what if I poison you until you have a stomachache? Old Zhou begged with a sobbing tone.
When the old man heard this, he laughed so hard that he swayed back and forth. The old man was in the mood to tease Old Zhou.
How could it be poisonous?
Aiya, you went early! You don't know, but I eat outside every day. The food outside is now filled with gutter oil, Su Dan red, tricyanide, poisonous bean sprouts, poisonous steamed buns, and poisonous chopsticks.! Old Zhou was still covering his face as he said in pain.
Haha... What were you thinking? How interesting! Haha... The old man laughed so wildly that he was rolling in the air.
It was true! The people of our country are now all gods of the five poisons and are immune to all poisons! Old Zhou revealed his face and said seriously.
Mm, that's true! The old man nodded in agreement.
Old Zhou also realized that this ghost did not seem to be very scary! This ghost gave him the feeling of Old Man Li next door. Although it was wretched and simple-minded, it was not bad. It even had a sense of familiarity. To have a sense of familiarity with a ghost, and an old man at that, just thinking about it made him feel disgusted! Old Zhou couldn't help but shiver.
Hehe, don't worry, I won't harm you! Let's chat? Since you have nothing better to do, why don't you tell me what's wrong with you? Why did you commit suicide? If it wasn't for me, you would have already become a meat patty. the old man said proudly.
Old Zhou flew into a rage. Ready... If it wasn't for your shout, would I have fallen down?!
The old man laughed awkwardly. Alright, alright, consider it as me atoning for my sins! My surname is Yang, you can call me Old Yang. What about you?
Just call me Little Zhou. Old Zhou was panicking. This was an "operation" at an altitude of 100 meters.
Old Yang saw through his thoughts and raised his hand in front of him. Old Zhou went up with a whoosh. Before he could react, he found himself back on the roof.
Old Zhou's face was covered in tears. It felt so good to have his feet on the ground!
At this moment, Old Yang floated to his side and took out a box of cigarettes from somewhere. He took out a small blue flame and lit it up. Then he handed it to Old Zhou. Halfway through, he took it back. He patted his head and said apologetically,"I'm sorry. It's not that I don't want to give it to you, but you can't smoke it."
Old Zhou waved his hand to show that he didn't mind.
Old Yang took a puff of his cigarette, his face full of gossip. What's there to be unhappy about? Just say it to make me happy!
Old Zhou couldn't help but feel angry. Look, he was right to say that he was simple-minded! What kind of person was this? He was even worse than Old Man Li next door.
Old Zhou told Old Yang the whole story and sighed." I don't want to live anymore. Don't worry about me. I'll rest for a while and find the feeling before jumping down."
Old Yang was silent for a long time after hearing this. He said,"Let's not talk about anything else. Do you want to know what it's like down there?"
Old Zhou's interest was piqued and he nodded quickly.
Old Yang lit another cigarette and sighed. The sky there was always gray and depressing. The people there looked quite scary. Oh, it should be a ghost. They were all dressed in black, which was the shroud. If you see it, you'll definitely lose control of your bowels.
Old Zhou's face darkened. Why did this old man never forget to make up stories about him?
Why aren't you wearing a shroud? Old Zhou looked at Old Yang in confusion.
Indeed, Old Yang's hair was parted slightly and he was wearing a set of clothes similar to that of an ancient yamen runner. He even had a tie around his neck, making him look out of place.
Hmph, this is my uniform! I'm a civil servant.
Ah, I didn't expect this old man to be a messenger of death! Old Zhou was quite surprised.
What are you mainly in charge of? Are all your clothes so stupid? Err... Cough cough, awkward?
Old Yang coughed a few times and said," The times are developing. The ancient and modern are combined." My job is mainly to copy documents and organize files.
Oh, understood. Old Zhou looked disdainful.
Old Yang couldn't help but be furious when he saw that he was being looked down upon. Did you think that anyone could be a messenger of death? The sweeper in Yan Luo Dian had to have a master's degree, and he couldn't have any blemishes in the human world.
Old Zhou was instantly dumbfounded. Was he going to let him live? He's still like this down there!
Old Yang was very satisfied when he saw his shocked expression. He coughed and said that if he became a messenger of death, he would have a legal room to live in! He didn't have to worry about being treated as an illegal building.
What? Could it be that he couldn't afford a house at the bottom of the city? Demolition? Old Zhou asked with his eyes wide open.
Of course! Right now, the price of the house was about 500 to 600 million yuan! It had to be from the World Bank, and the other banks had to be at least two to three billion!
F * ck! No way! Old Zhou was completely shocked!
Oh right, we don't need to buy a house, right? When we leave, we'll bring home appliances and things like that. Could it be that he couldn't take it away and that it was useless?
Old Yang gritted his teeth. As for whether the house is yours or not, I'm not sure.
Why? A ghost snatching it?
No, it depends on whether you have the property ownership certificate. Those that didn't would be dealt with as illegal buildings. There would be a group of perverted animals, such as dogs and pigs, who would be responsible for it. They were extremely ferocious. Their bodies could be large or small, and they were extremely strong. They relied on the support of the government to commit all kinds of crimes and were lawless. As long as they caught someone without a license, they would forcefully demolish them!
Did they still maintain law and order in the netherworld?
Yes, he would also take care of it.
F * ck! Isn't this the Town Security? Old Zhou felt like he was struck by lightning.
Isn't it easy to get a certificate?
Of course! The procedure was very complicated and time-consuming. The money he brought with him was probably just enough to send a gift to the door of the leader.
Old Zhou was stunned. What did they want?
Money, beautiful women, and a house. Didn't the second uncle of the municipal party secretary go over a few days ago? He sent a whole 20 trucks of money and 70 to 80 beautiful girls to get the certificate.
....
No one cared about this? This was blatant bribery! Old Zhou said frantically.
Tsk, this was considered light. It was nothing! Unspoken rules! Do you understand? Old Yang said disdainfully.
Old Zhou was completely speechless.
Eh... That's not right. Isn't it possible to reincarnate? Old Zhou asked suspiciously,
Yes, he could! As long as you're not afraid of a cheap life in your next life, you can go to any disaster! Old Yang said disdainfully as he blew out smoke rings.
What? What was going on? Old Zhou almost collapsed.
Before going to Old Lady Meng's place to drink the soup, they had to pass through the two ghosts, one tall and one short. They were in charge of what kind of life you would have in your next life. When they were in a good mood, you could have whatever life you wanted. When they were unhappy, it was hard to guarantee. You should have been rich and noble, but they would turn you into a beggar.
Err... Then there was no other way?
Stupid! Serves you right for being useless! Pay up! Some of them would directly give money to those who were unlucky, but it was useless to give them 10 or 18 million. No matter what, they would have to give them hundreds of billions! Oh, right, they only accept checks! He was from the World Bank!
Old Zhou was speechless.
Hey, hey, if you want to go over, you have to prepare well! Do you know? Don't go there and be blind. Don't blame me for not reminding you!
Old Zhou walked for a long time before he reacted. Uh…No need! Hearing you say that, I won't be able to live in peace even if I die! It would be worse than death! I suddenly feel that living is quite good! What am I doing? Aiya! I have to go back quickly. There's still soup brewing at home. Old Zhou seemed to have suddenly remembered something. His body was as light as a swallow as he walked away quickly.
Old Yang looked at his disappearing back and chuckled twice. He muttered to himself, what hurdle could he not overcome? If he wasn't even afraid of death, why would he be afraid of living?
Old Yang turned around and Sun Jian disappeared without a trace.
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