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Once upon a time, there were three ghosts. One day, they met God while shopping! They told God that they had all died miserably and hoped that he would let them go to heaven! God said helplessly that there were too many residents in heaven now, and it was already full. However, there was still one spot left! Tell me, whoever dies the most miserably will go to heaven!

Thus, the first ghost began to say…I was a cleaner when I was alive. Work is very hard! He was busy from morning till night! One day, I was cleaning the windows outside a building! It was the kind of high-altitude dangerous work that hung outside! On the 30th floor! Suddenly, my foot slipped and I fell! I think it's over! He was going to die! But my survival instinct made me subconsciously scratch! Luckily, I grabbed onto the railing of a balcony on the 13th floor. I think there's hope! Therefore, he wanted to wait until he had recovered his strength before climbing up!

Who knew that someone suddenly grabbed my hand and I fell down again! I think I'm really finished this time! However, I shouldn't die. There was a tent below that caught me. I was glad that I had accumulated virtue in my previous life! He wanted to wait until he had calmed down before going down. Who knew that a refrigerator would fall from above and smash me to death!

The second ghost said…I was a clerk when I was alive. Everything is fine. I have a wife who is very beautiful. She had a great figure! However, he was a little promiscuous. I have a mild heart attack. One day, I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it. As soon as he entered the door, he saw his wife's messy hair and disheveled clothes. There must be an adulterer. So I searched the whole house, the kitchen, and the toilet, but I couldn't find them. When I reached the balcony, I found two hands on the railing. An adulterer! So she shook his hand. He thought, 13th floor! See if I can't kill you!

In the end, when I took a look, he actually didn't die! He was caught by the tent! I was anxious, so I searched the whole house. I went into the kitchen and found that the refrigerator was big enough, so I threw it down. He was finally crushed to death! I was so happy! He laughed non-stop. Who knew that he would laugh so hard that his heart would swell up!

The third ghost said…I was a hooligan when I was alive, but I didn't do anything bad! One day, I went to a female friend's house! Just as she was done with her business, her husband suddenly returned! I need to find a place to hide. So I searched the kitchen and the toilet. In the end, I found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in the refrigerator! I don't understand how her husband knew I was in the fridge. He actually threw the fridge down from the 13th floor!

I fell to my death with the fridge!

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