A drunkard meets a ghost
The husband and his friend came home after drinking and whispered to his wife,"Honey, I have too many ideas today!" His wife asked,"What's wrong with you?"
I met a ghost. What? Where did he meet her? In the toilet. What was going on?
I wanted to go to the bathroom as soon as I got home, but as soon as I opened the door, the light automatically came on, and as soon as I closed the door, the light automatically went out.
Is there still a cold wind blowing
Yes yes, don't tell me you've also encountered:
His wife said angrily,
Bastard! Did you drink too much and pee in the fridge again?
ghost car
There was a man who was born timid. One day, he came home late from overtime. They had to catch the last bus because it was late and there was no one on the road. He stood alone at the station, frightened. At this moment, the last bus arrived. Strangely, he drove very slowly. Slowly, slowly. Although the man was scared to death, he couldn't go home. He braced himself and got on the bus. Soon he fell asleep. After a while, he woke up and looked around. There was no one around. The ticket collector and the passengers were gone. He quickly looked out of the car and saw that the car was still driving slowly! Heavens! He was extremely afraid! He jumped down recklessly!
At this moment, he heard a roar from behind the car. Do you want to fall to your death?
He looked back and saw that the driver, the ticket collector, and the customer were all pushing the cart with great effort.
Girlfriend Asking For Her Life
Once upon a time, there was a boy who loved his girlfriend very much. However, one day, his girlfriend betrayed him and got together with another boy. The boy was heartbroken and decided to kill his girlfriend first before committing suicide.
However, when he was about to commit suicide, he hesitated. He was afraid of death. In the end, he did not have the courage to commit suicide. From then on, he was plagued by nightmares every day. In the dream, his girlfriend was naked, her hair was disheveled, her red tongue was hanging on the ground, and her ten fingers were like hooks as she wanted to kill him.
The nightmare tortured him to the bone. One day, he found a Taoist priest and begged him to get rid of it.
The Taoist priest wanted him to do three things. First, bury his girlfriend's body properly. Second, burn the pajamas that his girlfriend wore when she was alive. Third, wash the hidden bloody clothes. Everything had to be done before midnight, or there would be a fatal disaster!
He followed the Taoist priest's instructions and did everything very carefully, but the bloody clothes could not be found.
It was almost midnight. Bean-sized beads of sweat dripped down from his face and soaked the carpet.
He found the bloody shirt when it was about midnight, but no matter how hard he rubbed it, it couldn't be washed off.
At this moment, a strong wind suddenly blew, and lightning flashed and thunder rumbled. The windows swayed left and right from the strong wind, and the sound of glass shattering made people's hearts jump. Suddenly, all the lights went out, and the entire house was dark. In the lightning, his girlfriend was wearing blood-stained pajamas. Her eyes were dripping with blood as she pointed at him with a ferocious face and said sternly,"Do you know why the blood can't be washed away?？”He was so scared that he couldn't say a word. His girlfriend continued,"Because you didn't use Diao brand washing powder, idiot.”
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