"Wake up, Little Jasmine." Tian Xiao Ping, who was awake, shouted.
"Alright! I'm not going to school today. I want to sleep a little longer. Sleep deficiency is a woman's natural enemy.”Little Jasmine, who was lying on the bed, said exaggeratedly.
"A lack of sleep is a woman's natural enemy. Why would you say such a thing? Who taught you this?”Hearing Little Jasmine say this, Tian Xiao Ping immediately asked.
"Hehe! This is what Sister Ino and the others told me.”Little Jasmine said with a smile.
"Sigh! Alright then! I'm really defeated by you. Go back to sleep! I'm going to cultivate." As he spoke, Tian Xiao Ping walked out of the door.
"Come back early!" Little Jasmine shouted loudly and immediately went back to sleep after hearing the sound of the door closing.
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"Sigh! Who is that person!" Standing on the top of a tree and looking into the distance, Tian Xiao Ping noticed a pair of sneaky eyes peeping at the side of the waterfall.
"Humph! That despicable pervert, I can't let him succeed.”After figuring out his plan, Tian Xiao Ping smiled evilly.
Standing on the cliff and looking at the falling water, Tian Xiao Ping jumped down.
"Plop!" With a thud, Tian Xiao Ping jumped into the water accurately.
The girls, who were still playing, immediately shouted when they saw Tian Xiao Ping jump into the water,""Ya! Ah!" They all fled from this place.
Tian Xiao Ping quickly got up from the water and shouted at the girls who were running away,""Hey! Beauties, don't run! I won't eat you."
Hearing Tian Xiao Ping's words, the girls ran even faster and disappeared in an instant. At this moment, an old man walked out of the forest beside the pool and looked at Tian Xiao Ping."Hey! Where did you come from, kid? How dare you ruin my view of beauties?”
Hearing someone speak, Tian Xiao Ping turned his head and saw an old man. He had a scroll on his back and a telescope in his hand. The word " oil " was written on his forehead. "F * ck! Wasn't this a lecherous immortal?”Tian Xiao Ping shouted in his heart.
"Hey! Why aren't you saying anything?" Zi Lai Ye looked at the dazed Tian Xiao Ping and said.
"Sigh! Are you talking to me?" Tian Xiao Ping looked at Zi Lai and asked.
"Nonsense, there's only you and me here. If I don't talk to you, would I be talking to a ghost?”Zi Lai also looked at Tian Xiao Ping and shouted.
"Haha! Sorry, I was thinking about something else just now, so I didn't hear your question.”Tian Xiao Ping said with a smile.
"You…" Zilai Ye was so angry that he pointed at Tian Xiao Ping and was speechless.
"Right, uncle, what did you want to ask just now?”Tian Xiao Ping said as he looked at the angry Zi Lai Ye.
"Uncle, you called me uncle." Zi Lai also shouted in an exaggerated manner.
"That's right! Is there something wrong with how I address you? Uncle." Tian Xiao Ping asked curiously.
"That's right! You're right. I'm at the age that an uncle should be. Fortunately, you didn't call me grandpa. Haha! Looks like I'm still very young!" After thinking about it, Zi Lai also looked at Tian Xiao Ping and said with a smile.
" I'm dizzy. Is there such a person?" After listening to Zilai Ye's words, Tian Xiao Ping said in his heart.
"Alright, I see that you and I are of the same kind. I won't pursue the matter of you scaring away the beauty.”Zi Lai also said generously to Tian Xiao Ping.
"What kindred spirit!" Tian Xiao Ping looked at Zi Lai Ye in confusion.
"Humph! Kid, you're still pretending to be confused with me. Of course, it's about what happened just now.”Zi Lai also looked at Tian Xiao Ping and said ambiguously.
Could it be that he was looking at a beautiful woman? Tian Xiao Ping couldn't help but think that Selai was a famous super pervert in Naruto. Moreover, the popular Intimate Paradise was written by him. He suddenly understood and looked at Selai."Uncle, you are right. We are indeed on the same path.”
"Am I right? When we have time, we can exchange our experiences.”Zi Lai also said happily when he heard Tian Xiao Ping's words.
"It's about time. Uncle, you're right. Oh right, uncle, there's a very popular novel called 'Intimate Paradise.' I wonder if you've read it.”Tian Xiao Ping looked at Zi Lai and asked tentatively.
When Zi Lai Ye heard Tian Xiao Ping mention Intimate Paradise, he immediately said happily,""Why do you know about this book?”
"That's right! Many people read this book in Muye!”Tian Xiao Ping said exaggeratedly.
"Really? That's great." Zilai also shouted happily.
"Uncle, why are you so happy?”Tian Xiao Ping looked at Advisor Zi Lai and said.
"Of course I'm happy. Do you know who wrote this book?”Zi Lai also looked at Tian Xiao Ping and asked.
After listening to Zi Lai Ye's words, Tian Xiao Ping pretended to shake his head and said,""I don't know."
"Let me tell you! I was the one who wrote that book, Intimate Paradise.”Zi Lai also looked at Tian Xiao Ping and said proudly.
"Ah! Really?" Tian Xiao Ping pretended to be surprised when he heard what Zi Lai Ye said.
"How is it, kid? You didn't expect this, did you? I'm a great writer!" Zi Lai also patted Tian Xiao Ping's shoulder and said.
Tian Xiao Ping immediately looked at Zi Lai Ye as if he was looking at his idol. Zi Lai Ye was even happier when he saw his expression. He looked at Tian Xiao Ping and said,"Kid, just based on this, you are my brother. Don't call me uncle."
"Damn! This works too." Tian Xiao Ping looked at Zi Lai and said,"Really?" You said your name is Selaiya, why does this name sound so familiar!”
"That's right! Let me tell you! Actually, I'm Immortal Toad Zirai from the Three-in-one of the Woodleaf Village.”Zi Lai also looked at Tian Xiao Ping and said his name.
"Ah! So you're the Immortal Toad from the Three Ninjas! He really didn't expect this. I actually became brothers with you, the so-called Immortal Toad. Is this true?”Tian Xiao Ping looked at Zi Lai and said happily.
"Of course it's true. I've always kept my word.”Zi Lai also patted his chest and said.
"Hehe, then you must be very powerful!”
"That's right! I'm one of the three ninjas!"
"Alright, let's have a fight!" Tian Xiao Ping suggested.
"What is it? Fight?" Hearing Tian Xiao Ping's suggestion, Zi Lai also shouted loudly. It was obvious that he could not believe it.
"That's right! I don't think you'll refuse my request, right?”Tian Xiao Ping nodded with certainty.
"Alright then!" After thinking about it, Zi Lai also agreed to Tian Xiao Ping's request.
In an instant, both of them revealed a powerful aura.
"Wow! This kid's aura is so powerful." As one of the Three Ninjas, Zilai was also shocked when he felt the aura coming from Tian Xiao Ping!
"Ha! As expected of one of the Three Enduring! He actually had such a powerful aura.”Similarly, Tian Xiao Ping also felt the power of self-improvement.
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