Jill had been lukewarm towards me for a few days, and there was a lot of ridicule in his words, which made me feel a little helpless. Losing Ea also made me feel a little empty.! Farewell, my Yanhuang Ancient Martial Art!
He seemed to have seen such a scene before when he was not a human. Was it a couple? The evil thoughts dispersed! The evil thoughts dispersed! That's right, that's right. This child has reached the stage of resistance!! But I'm about the same age as you, Jill!! Your father isn't dead yet, Jill! There's no generation gap between us, right?
* Cough cough *
No matter what happened in private, King Gill became much more domineering after hearing my words.
Yes, overbearing. Because in just a few days, no one among the ministers opposed him. The head of the opponent was stuck on the wooden stick at the city gate. He opened his eyes and looked at every passerby. There was an "S" on the left side of his face and a "B" on the right side of his face."Stop talking nonsense. The king has already surpassed the gods!!!”
Of course, I was the one who came up with the idea. Jill thought that if he didn't listen, he could just kill him. Wouldn't that be a waste of his corpse?
Wasting is shameful. I said before that I hate wasting the most! The head could be a warning, but the body could be a fester! You have to make use of trash, Jill! It was a sustainable development, Jill! Do you still want to contribute to the four modernizations?
Sigh, I don't want to be distracted on purpose. I should think about my own situation.
One night, in order to resolve the awkward situation between me and Jill as soon as possible, I came to his bedroom (he didn't look for me when I slept these past few days, so I'm really not used to it).
"Gill, the Sumer race is currently the strongest race in the world. The current King of Sumer is the King of the World. Are you interested in accepting this title with me?”
Even though he wanted to continue bickering with me, he was still a guy who was very loyal to his own desires.
"Oh? The king of the world? So I'm not? Then let us take back the glory we deserve! The seat at the top must not be abandoned."
The door opened.
I knew how to make him behave.
"Where are you going?" I looked at his back, a little confused.
"Your sleeping quarters, ha ~ owe ~~~ I'm so sleepy.”
Did he deliberately reconcile with me? What a dishonest fellow!
I followed him back to my bedroom.
"Move in a little! Take off your golden armor, it's too bright I can't sleep!”The feeling of ordering him was actually quite satisfying.
Lying back to back. (It has nothing to do with a certain mountain. If you don't understand this word, then check it out!)，Don't think that death is that easy.)
"Good night…Lowly peasants…"
"Good night, Sparkling Gold!"
Oh, oh! My waist, are you a woman?
Anyway, she was curled up into a ball. I looked at my lower body again."Good night, brother."
"Pervert!"
At this moment, at this place, I have nothing to say. I'm not sleeping alone…I'm not sleeping alone…
I wasn't sleeping alone…and guess what?
- and then I fell asleep. Although everyone should have guessed what was going on, who would do something that they liked to see? There was a great saying that went," Make me happy, and I'll share your happiness." I'm currently staying up late to write. Who can I tell when I'm full of pain?
Just like that, the unhappy Lord had to code the plot until the next morning. -- End (I really want to write this)
I woke up with a jolt. I dreamt that the world was really destroyed by me. Was it an illusion? (Um…)
I shook my head to dispel this ridiculous thought. My nose itched and I sneezed. He looked at the golden retriever beside him. What kind of spice do you think a grown man uses? The big gold chain around his neck was quite interesting.
Get up."My beloved consort, help me change. It's almost dawn. It's time for the morning court session. The military officials are already waiting. I'll come back to pamper you tonight ~~ Today, we still have to discuss a big deal. We can't let the other halls benefit. They're fat sheep. We can't wait anymore ~~ The children have already set up a pot to boil water. Don't worry, Lady Shi Ji. My son, Nezha, has just set off. Tang Sanzang will be here soon ~~~ May I ask how cooked do you want, Madam? I recommend 80%. 50% tastes good but slightly bloodshot. Why don't we order some desserts first? Avatar is good for your appetite. I know it's best if you have two together. This is the taste. I want to enjoy myself…"F * ck, what the f * ck is this? Who can stop my wandering thoughts!!!!!!!？？？？He had insomnia!
"Bang!" Beloved consort, how can you treat me? I rolled my eyes.
Half a day passed and it was almost noon.
Jill and I woke up almost at the same time and looked at him.
"Good morning!"
"Oh, B * tch…Min…Good, good morning. Did you sleep well last night?”
Not bad, this shiny golden cat knows how to care about people. With a smile on his face, I stroked his hair." You slept well. You've slept until now." He even dreamed that he had changed his name to Aisin Gioro Mountain Eagle Li Jingqi. What kind of name is this? It's too vulgar, don't you think?”
"Uh…uh-heh, it's quite vulgar. Then let's go eat ~~~o(> Omega>)o It hurts, it hurts! Stop!"
"I won't let you off even if you act cute! You can't have the Double Open Sword, understand? You'll be banned by the GM!" I clenched my fists and used the strength of grabbing milk to drill his temple with my index finger joints. This was called IQ EQ development.
"The weather is nice today, isn't it?”I was still smiling.
"Ah wu ~~~ Ah wu wu ~~~ Yes, yes, yes, the wind is gentle, and there are no clouds for ten thousand miles!”I finally know where his occasional Yanhuang accent comes from. It seems that I can talk in my sleep?
However, he had to admit that he was not the only one.
"You brat, it's cloudy today, and it's raining outside!!!”I'll continue drilling!
"Ziwei likes Fifth Brother, right?" Xi and I laughed.
"Pain, ouch…No, it's Falcon.”
"You bastard, you really eavesdropped on my sleep talk. I don't even know who they are!”Drill harder!
"No, no, I'm just spouting nonsense! I don't know who they are either!"
"Who is Fifth Brother? It's called Qianlong, right?" He suddenly asked!
" Nonsense, her name is Yongqi! Continue drilling…"
Little brat, I knew you didn't have the habit of lying! My methods are no joke. Although some people say that they are young, they are at least as young as Lebanon. Playing with me? Even if you were in kindergarten and met a pre-schooler, you wouldn't be able to beat them even if they were unreasonable.
"You're Jill, right?" I continued to laugh with Xi.
"It hurts, sob…Let me think…sob sob, I'm Jill!!!”⊙ω⊙
Not a bad expression, but!
"You bastard, your name is clearly Gilgamesh. Are you trying to fool me?”Drill!
"F * ck, you can f * cking play me to death. If it wasn't for the fact that I can't beat you, I would have f * cking stuffed you into my stomach and carried you for two months before pulling you out!!!!”Oh, he's gone crazy. Look, everyone, he's finally gone crazy!! He was finally going crazy here! (Is someone setting up a betting table here? Hei Guang expressed that the winner was lucky. He didn't intend to let him go wild. The main purpose of this time was to train him!! But, but again, just take it that I'm out of my mind…)
Did I just say that? The gender in the lines always felt subtle. It was easy to understand if he used "birth", or if he changed "stuffing" to "eating". What kind of IQ did you expect me to wait for? I'm not that ten-thousand-year-old death god primary school student with the Night Goddess Moon behind me!!!
That's right! F * ck! This is it! Black Light, didn't you say that only I can curse? You're violating copyright! I want to sue you!
Oh? You've already been taken in by the cops? Think about what I said last night? What was that advertising slogan?
Well, let's say that I traveled through time and space for a while and came back. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to continue the dialogue. Of course, the rest of the story was still as if I didn't wear it!! Remember, remember ~~~
He couldn't afford to throw away the pot! Hei Guang, you should hurry up and sleep. If you continue to spout nonsense, this book might really become a mess. You'll just have to wait for the f * ck mud horse to come and eat.
Enkidu, you don't know this, but I just figured out why the "Li Bai's 100 Poem of Fighting Wine"-whether drunk or suffering from insomnia-would make one want to sleep but not be able to. It's very likely that one would become a chatterbox!!!!!!
Suddenly!
The world fell into darkness…Time in countless universes actually stopped at the same time!!!
Now Hei Guang was really asleep…
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