The history that is not handed down and the song that is not praised
13 The king of the world and the highest shit

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Time was like dung---when you didn't think about it, it might attract flies, or it might turn into fertilizer or something, and eventually become nourishment to help you grow. However, whenever you wanted to sigh about it, it was usually accompanied by a feeling of nausea, diarrhea, and constipation.

Yes, it had been a long time since the battle of Kish, and all the cities had fallen. We have achieved our goal of conquering Great Sumer! All the treasures in the world have been taken by us-I take, Jill takes.

There was no need to describe the brutality of the war.

They could still see the twisted faces of humans before they died.

It was unknown if the gas he inhaled had blood mist.

Moaning, screaming, scolding, wailing, and wailing were still in his ears.

When he opened his mouth, he subconsciously wanted to say,"Kill!"!!!”

Blood rained down from the sky, corpses surged from the ground…

Pain in the balls?

Alright, I knew that I would only be serious for a short while…

"I haven't killed my big brother for many years ~" In the palace, I leaned against my throne and hummed softly. Yes, there were only two kings left in Sumer-two kings of the world. I killed all the big brothers of the other clubs.

"Report!" The guard entered.

"Speak!" Why was he overflowing with the aura of a king?

"A huge monster, FinBaba, has appeared in the forest west of the capital!!”

"Poop? What kind of vulgar name is this?!! Who pulled it!”I'm angry, this guy is courting death (shit?) '

"No…it wasn't me!"

F * ck, I was just saying it casually. I know it wasn't you! Is there an IQ lowering halo around me? So many people had debuffs!!

After killing my big brother, I finally have something to do! For the glory of Uruk, for the hygiene of Uruk (no fog), the operation begins! Codename "Feces Removal"!

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Jill was also bored, so he asked to go with them. Moreover, he seemed to have information about that "lump".

"Fern Baba guards a mysterious cedar forest. It has seven bodies and seven rays of light. The forest where it lived was about a month and a half's walk from Uruk. The forest where the monsters lived was said to be 1.07 million kilometers long. The entrance to the forest was equipped with a spell that would paralyze anyone who touched it, as well as a terrifying evil cloud that guarded the door. It was a terrifying monster that screamed like a flood, spewed fire, and could spit out poisonous air. Due to its huge body, the forest was a mess wherever it went. From this matter, it was speculated that it was a dragon-like snake. Also, it was rumored that it had the horns of a bison, the claws of a vulture, and the tail of a snake.”

"…How detailed. Where did you get it?”I admire him a little, a little, really only a little…really…

Gill's eyes lit up, and he took out a large clay tablet from somewhere." The Ballad of Gilgamesh!! Do you want to see it?"

F * ck! " Where did you come from??!!!" This man was furious!

" I just wrote it the day before yesterday, and the clay tablet was just yesterday..." Jill was a little shy.

Shy your sister! I'm not surprised, I don't want to get it!!! And is "kilometer" a word from this era???!! The Supreme King is not a professional joker!!!! He was not a professional troublemaker!

The happy daily conversation ended here.

A month and a half passed, and we arrived at the forest.

" One and a half months, really." Jill, you can predict??”I admire him again…

" I heard from the spy earlier…" Jill had been shy recently.

Then what?

I really f * cking kneel!

Don't say anything! I don't want anything either! There was a forest ahead! Should we go in? It was still early, so they might be able to have a picnic. When the forest grew bigger, there would be all kinds of birds-how rich the dishes were!

"Sou!"

"Whoosh! Whoosh!"

"Sou…Sou!"

"Swoosh swoosh!”

"Whoosh! Whoosh!"

The two of us zoomed into the forest.

The deeper I went, the more familiar I felt. What was going on?

He could not figure it out.

Could it be that I've never seen or heard of this place before? Even Hei Guang doesn't know whose Fourth Uncle lives here?

I have a premonition that I'm about to meet my family! It was so intense, so hot, so impatient--!

As expected, it roared! The sound waves caused the surrounding trees to sway, as if they were having a seizure. If it wasn't for his strong mental fortitude, he would have peed his pants from this sudden scream!

The main character had arrived.

Fenba, go!!!!

"Roar! Roar! Roar! Roar!" FinBaba shouted in front of Jill and me.

I'll go.

I was stunned. Gill shook the Ea in his hand with a serious and nervous expression.

"This ladle is not easy to open!" Jill's voice was so cold that it could scrape out ice.

It had seven heads!

Its body was thick and sturdy, its sixteen legs were like giant pillars, and the sharp talons at the end of its body were like eagles, emitting a cold light. It had six pairs of forelimbs-three of them were abnormally enlarged and had giant sickles that looked like mantises, while the other three pairs were slightly smaller and seemed to be able to shoot out poisonous needles like the tails of bees! Its snake-like tail was also covered with scorpion tail-like barbs. The seven hideous heads had different sharp horns on them, and they were wearing colorful crowns.

"Phew ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Jill, it's my turn this time."

"Oh? But you don't even have a weapon. Why don't I return it to you for a while?”

"No need, my weapon never leaves my side (If you think about it, go face the wall),""Besides, I was the one who pooped.”

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Answer me, Jill!

" How is this possible?!!" You could say that, or you could say calmly,""According to my observation, your chrysanthemum isn't that big.”

Don't be silent! It wasn't the literal meaning! Judging from your expression, you must have misunderstood. Don't look at me with such a respectful expression!!!!

She couldn't let him continue thinking blindly!

"Seven Sins Incarnation."

"Huh?" Jill didn't understand.

"That is the incarnation of the original sin that appeared in this world because of me. Pride, Envy, Wrath, Sloth, Greed, Gluttony, and Lust.”

"When humans were born with virtues, I couldn't help but give you these ~~"(?) ?)

There was no need to keep it a secret. Jill knew that I was extraordinary.

"Bang!"

"Don't you think it's great that beautiful things can survive through destruction?”I continued to spout nonsense with dark circles under my eyes.

"I don't need you to do anything unnecessary!!!~~~~”Jill was slightly frantic. Look, he looks like he wants to do it again!

"Heh * Xiu ~" I dodged it.

That was enough.

"Stop fooling around!"

I grabbed Jill's hand, which made him blush a little. He hasn't been able to control himself recently. Is the game about to end?

Let's get down to business.

He turned to look at Fern Baba.

"Look here, look here, there's goldfish ~"---that wasn't what he meant!!!!!!!!!

Ninja Technique-The Art of Calling Back One's Morality!!!

"Yo ~ Daddy will bring you home ~~~"~(? ▽ ?)~

…F * ck, do I need to show fatherly love to it?!!!!!

Again!

"Yes, you're already this big…I'll take you back. Not bad nourishment! Yes, yes! That's right! Only then would it be worth being eaten! Hehehe! Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The atmosphere suddenly turned somber.

Amidst my maniacal laughter, I extended my right hand towards my heart. A colorful ball of light slowly formed there…

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