" A ceiling I've never seen before…" This was the first thing I said after I woke up. Let me think about what happened before…
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I'm just an ordinary person. Yes, male, Han, blood type O, height 1.82 meters, weight 60 kilograms, unmarried, looking for a girlfriend all year round. See, these are all quite ordinary. They're not otherworldly people or mixed gods.
Like most ordinary time travel novels, there were no parents. They had disappeared two years ago, and of course, they were not given the heavy responsibility of paying off a huge debt like a certain Sa. The ordinary me lived an ordinary life of waiting for death. Having just graduated from university, I already had the mentality of a retiree. I didn't have any ambition and didn't know why I worked hard.
His hobby was to wait for death, his wish was to wait for death, and his favorite thing to do was to wait for death.
My name is Mo Fei. It's a pretty ambiguous word, right? I really don't know why my father gave me such a name. It sounds uncertain and ethereal. Could it be that he has passed the sixth level of Fraud Tian and has seen my carefree nature since I was born? More importantly, every time I hear someone call me, I'm always very depressed. I can't respond directly! Who knew if that was just a tone…
However, after a long time, there were some tricks. When the ending of "Mo Fei" was raised, it was usually used by others as a tone word. When it was lowered, it was usually used to call me. Do you have this feeling? Try calling me twice ~ Maybe I'll appear behind you ~~~~~
As an ordinary person, he had been in an ordinary relationship and had broken up. He had experienced the life journey that most people should have since they were young. (Enigmatic Voice: "I strongly request for a change in the main character. Everyone should be happy to see that he was born to jinx his parents to death and received a huge inheritance. He could awaken his supernatural ability when he was hit by a car when he went out. He could transcend the tribulation without being injured when he was struck by lightning when he walked. He was hit by a meteorite from the sky and even had a peerless cultivation technique. When the mysterious old man saw him, he said that his root bone was excellent. Even if he was unlucky and died, he could still pass through the tall, rich, handsome, and beautiful fiancée with a strong body." Even the more powerful ones were counted according to how many reorganized armies they had in their rear palace. Only then would they be worthy of being called the protagonist.
I can only say,""Vulgar, too vulgar!"
Do you know what's even more vulgar?
Just like in a time-travel novel, my hands trembled, the cup was poured, the water was splashed, and the power source was buzzing! Which irresponsible novel would say that there would be the smell of meat? F * ck, this smell is stinky--even though it's my meat.
I looked up at the ceiling in grief and indignation and let out a final roar."This man is going to transcend the tribulation! If I can't become a saint, at least let my soul become tall, rich, and handsome! I don't count on the King's Fist of the Transforming Super League, but at least use the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!!”
The lingering sound lingered in the air for three days. In short, I sigh, close my eyes, and sway my body. Hmm…there are signs of my soul passing away. Come on, let me have Yang Kang's face, Guo Jing's life, and Zhang Wuji's luck in love! I'll take it all!
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Just like that, I woke up and sighed at the ceiling that I had never seen before.
Sigh, it seemed like he didn't travel to ancient times or another world. There were fluorescent lights on the ceiling, right? He didn't feel anything in his body either. It was probably because his soul was still fusing after his soul transmigrated.
Well, it should be the parents with a lot of money coming to visit him next. Of course, there would be no lack of girls!
At this moment, at this moment, at this minute, at this second, a discordant voice came from beside him. An old woman's voice sounded,"Hey, my dear wife, can you see if the young man in the clinic is awake? I heard some movement just now. I haven't seen him open his eyes for a week in the hospital.”
Footsteps sounded. I closed my eyes again and didn't say anything.
A real man should be awakened by a girl-I always thought so.
"He's still unconscious. You must have heard wrongly.”An old man's voice sounded from beside his bed.
"Sigh, poor child. He's only in his early twenties. How will he live in the future? He got electrocuted once and his limbs were amputated.”The female voice sounded again.
Alright, I won't be delusional anymore. I'll accept reality.
To the God of Love and the Jade Emperor (When you see God and Buddha, tell them too): A week ago, I was living an ordinary life. An ordinary hand trembled, an ordinary electric shock, and then my limbs were cut off by an ordinary doctor using an ordinary technique. After a very ordinary coma for a week, I woke up as usual. After that, I would continue to live an ordinary life as usual. Most people would at most have their hands cut off or something like that. What kind of strange electric shock method could cause such an outcome?
Do you think I'll laugh after losing my limbs?"Hehe, fortunately, the fifth limb, the third leg, is still there.”Was he that optimistic? Do you want me to crawl forward in the future? Hawking can at least move his fingers. Am I luckier than him because I can still talk?
It's over, it's completely over. It's time to publish it in the newspaper. I don't know which page it'll be in. I hope it's not the entertainment section. I've even thought of the title-- I was wrong, Father. I shouldn't have called you a fraud. This is karma!
For a month after the amputation, I could feel my limbs most of the time. Yes, the unbearable phantom limb pain has always troubled me. Beautiful nurse, please give me two vials of morphines ~~
How long has it been since I accepted reality?
Yes, he had his leg amputated right after he was admitted to the hospital. After he woke up after being in a coma for a week, he immediately accepted reality. It was March now, and March was the big month. The big month had thirty-one days, which meant that--31-7=24.
I began to mutter to myself,"Ding dong ~ Pfft, you got it right. It's been twenty-four days. Oh right, I haven't played the Legend of Heroes 'Trails of Jade yet ~ Damn it, I've been waiting for so long ~ How am I supposed to touch the keyboard when I don't even have my hands? Sphynx cat control, I want voice control!”
Should he complain? Forget it. If I don't divert my attention, I'll go crazy. Maybe I've already gone crazy. Yes, very ordinary crazy. -- (If I really dared to upload it to everyone after finishing the book, I would become a legend!)）
In these unusual twenty-four days, I finally discovered the only unusual thing in my past life, or rather, I ignored it on a daily basis. I had the same dream from time to time: " It was a splendid moment. No words can describe the magnificent scene that I saw. After the brilliance that could burn through the eyes and roast the brain, it was a bizarre chaos. After such a long time that made people lose their sense of time, how could he describe it? The black velvet fabric was inlaid with dazzling gems? Well, let's get straight to the point-this is the universe.”
I was finally curious about this dream. In the past, I might not have done it once in a few years, but ever since I collapsed (probably forever), I have been doing it every day.
To some extent, dreaming had become the pillar of my soul. On the fifth day after I accepted reality, I found a surprise. The dreams I had every day were different, or rather, the dreams on the second day were always a little more than the first day. I also slept a little more than the day before, but I couldn't wake up no matter how hard I tried. I was looking forward to the future of this dream. Now that I could see the birth of planets, would I find Earth in the future?
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There were many planets in the universe that looked like Earth. There were really aliens! Of course, some of these existences would always make me pay attention to them…If I had to describe some of these aliens, just look at the measure word and you would know how subtle my mentality was. Alright, tell me about it."A pile of @#￥…a pool of %*…a bubble of #*%…a public servant ape…" Eh, did something strange mix in?
In short, it was hard to find a good word to describe these alien friends. Every time this happens, I want to compose a poem to express my admiration for the vastness of the universe and the infinite possibilities of biological evolution.
Li Ning, Adidas, you two are right. Well said, concise and comprehensive.
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Right now, I can only stay awake for less than three hours a day. The rest are all in my dreams.
What was that? You're asking me how I was taken in by the hospital for so long when I had no parents and no money?
"Let me tell you, the medical system in our country has been reformed again. It's now people-oriented. If you don't have money, you can see a doctor first, take medicine, have surgery, and be hospitalized before paying.
In short, I won't be discharged before I recover. In other words, I won't pay before my limbs grow back.
I'm being honest, I'm telling the truth, believe me--it's enough to prove that your IQ is below 30.
Child, this is an illness. It needs to be treated and hospitalized! 5 Ankang Lane, Desheng Gate, Xicheng District, Beijing City. Go ahead, Anding Hospital." I suggest you make an appointment first. Do you need a phone number?
In fact, ever since the hospital discovered my special condition and heard about my dream, they became very interested in it. They even reduced my medical fees. They wanted to use me for all kinds of drugs and electric shock experiments. This was considered compensation.
As for the later fees, they were paid by two kind-hearted uncles. They came to chat with me every two days. I met them under a bridge back then. One of them had a secret recipe for treating psoriatic disease, and the other had a unique skill for getting a certificate.
Now, they were celebrities. You could turn on the TV, tune in to CCLV10, and walk into the science section. One was a famous astronomy expert, and the other was a famous biologist (he proposed a different theory of evolution from Darwin).
Alright, this is really a friendly world.“Iloveyou,world~”
Now that reality was over, let's talk about dreams.
Recently, I discovered a blue planet with groups of happy monkeys on it. Alright, I apologize. I was presumptuous. They might be our ancestors.
Various facts proved that humans were creatures that could easily become addicted to one thing for a long time.
For example-
"Damn it, that bunch of bananas is mine!”
Uh, I admit that I was too invested. I'll reflect on myself again. (Let's say there were bananas back then. I searched Baidu for "When did bananas appear?", and most of the search results just wanted to tell me "When is the best time to eat bananas?"…According to ancient Egyptian murals, bananas existed 4,000 years ago, so I'll let it happen a few million years earlier ~ It's just a matter of details. Don't mind it, don't mind it (_))
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Comrade Mo Fei, a member of the Chinese Proletarian, a famous New Era citizen, a beneficiary of China's latest medical system reform, a close friend of China's famous astronomy expert @#$and famous biologist %*, *%$#*@ the holder of the record of full attendance in the hospital for the third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and twelfth months, the good son of Party, and a hardcore supporter of China, passed away in the Imperial Capital at 4:44 on January 14th, 2014 due to a dream. He was 23 years old.
End of the book (I really want to write this and become a legend)
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