Yes, yes, I've decided! As a man, I personally think that we can't rely too much on weapons. Therefore, I won't stab the heart unless it's a critical moment.
'Well, but I can't do it barehanded. Think about it, I'm riding Burned Cinder, clad in mithril adamantine armor, and the cape on my back is fluttering in the wind. My left hand is holding the reins, and my right hand…is still holding the reins…Is this an awe-inspiring knight?' Don't you think that if I don't use any weapon, other than the skin and the mount, my movements are the same as the old man riding a donkey? They can even do more tricks than me-ride backwards.
Therefore, I thought about getting myself another weapon. Of course, I didn't have to worry about Ea's power. Just thinking about it made me want to cry. If the average person's combat power was 5, then Jill's would be 10000. In my physical form, I would be 20000. The three Gods of Creation would have an average of 25000. If my arms hadn't been broken that time, just my combat power with Ea alone would have broken the record. Would I have died together with those three?
Jill, who was holding on to Ea for nothing…She was still human at that time, so she couldn't use Ea's full strength…Wait…She's not human anymore. Her combat power might have exceeded 100000 now. In other words, I'm actually weaker than my woman?？
I should just focus on leveling up…
After making up my mind, I casually forged two more swords with adamantine and mythril. I even made a scabbard for one of them.
According to the general rule, after getting the equipment, the protagonist should be sent off by a group of aunts and aunts, and embark on the journey of defeating the demon king, saving the princess, conquering the world, slaughtering the gods, and having sex. During the journey, they even humiliated the poor monsters such as Slime. Of course, the good friend must have offered his chrysanthemum to a small BOSS and exploded to death in order to help the protagonist establish the correct sexual orientation. In the end, the protagonist would occasionally think of this painful scene after opening the Crystal Palace.
However…
I'm just lazy…I didn't want to go out after getting the newbie godly equipment. You're asking me if I swore that I would become stronger? Well, there was plenty of time! You're asking me what I'll do if I encounter danger in the future with this little bit of strength? It was the least dangerous not to go out! What about my integrity? Would you believe me if I said I did?
That's it. I'm staying in this world again. I'm a little tired of this world. After all, I've been the king of the world. Am I supposed to find a mountain to fight for hegemony now? I'd better wash up and sleep.
The lake was unknown for how long, and this house was unknown for how many years.
One day, I was taking a bath by the waterfall by the lake while humming a tune.
On the right side of the left leg and the left side of the right leg was a white forest.
They're shiny and smooth
They're soft and tough
They live freely in the white forest
Their silk, their grease, their roots, they're all twisted
Oh, cute male elf
Oh, what a cute male elf!
They worked together and hid a big mushroom
They sing and dance happily
After finishing the song, he was about to sing it again when he heard a rustling sound in the grass. Someone was peeping!!
I was stunned! The person stopped hiding and looked at my lower body in shock."Are you the legendary Fairy of the Lake?!!!!!!”
'F * ck, I knew it. What would mortals say about her beautiful appearance and the unapproachable lake…'
"You're the fairy. All the men in your family are fairies!”This wasn't what made me the angriest." How did you get in, you old fart?!!”Yes, if it was a young and beautiful girl, I wouldn't blame her. The key was that this guy was a wretched old man whose wrinkles could kill flies.
"Oh, I'm a mage."
Tsk, my barrier magic can't be broken, but reality tells me that magic can.
"Yes, I didn't think it through enough. Who are you?”
"Although I don't really care, can you put on your clothes first?”He pointed at my lower body and continued,"It has seriously hurt my soul. Don't ruin the reputation of the Fairy of the Lake anymore.”
My entire body trembled, and my lower body swayed. What was this? I'm not even afraid of letting people see me, and I'm going to hurt your heart? Fine, I'll just put on my clothes. I feel like I'll lose something important if an old man sees me naked.
Under his curious gaze, my body emitted a burst of light. In the blink of an eye, the armor was on my body.
"Who are you?" He should have answered me this time.
The old man puffed out his chest and replied with a proud expression,"Merlin!"
"Oh."
"Merlin!"
"Oh!"
"I said my name is Merlin!"
"Nonsense, am I called Merlin? Then what? Don't tell me you're here for a walk."
"I am Merlin! The only mage in the world, Merlin!”Looking at my indifferent face, his face fell and he finally gave up."I'm here to explore."
"Speaking of secret realms, don't they all have treasures?”The old man looked at me with a fanatical expression." A divine weapon, a lost magic book, an ancient treasure, a beauty who has slept for a thousand years, and so on. You must have it! You've been here for so many years. You must be the guardian of the treasure, right? How did he pass? Guessing riddles or rock-paper-scissors? Wait…Don't say anything! Yes, you must be looking for someone to chat with, right? You must be very lonely. That's true. If I lived alone for so many years, I would definitely want to communicate with others. I'm quite good at communicating. The previous king was my friend. Heh, let me tell you a secret. Don't tell anyone. I even helped him seduce his subordinate's woman, and that woman was pregnant…Let me tell you a joke…That song goes like this…"
Damn old man…Looking at his beaming face, why do I just want to slap him?
"…The traveling poets all say that the lake fairy is incomparably beautiful, has a good figure, and has ample breasts and fat buttocks, so I thought I'd come over to take a look. It'd be even better if she's bathing, hahahaha…" Merlin had already entered his own world.
"Hahahahaha! Yes, I think that's better too." I also laughed. So that was what happened.
Hehehe…
Bastard!
He kicked him so hard that he was like a dog eating shit. This weird old man finally woke up.
"I'm really here to explore and search for treasures!”Merlin stood up with a carp jump.
He looked like a dignified old general. What do you mean by sanctimonious? What do you mean by knowing a person's face but not his heart? You've already revealed your motive!!!
Looking at my disdainful gaze, Merlin finally couldn't continue. His expression was as if he had been shot by an arrow. He slowly took a few steps back, found a tree, squatted on the ground, and started poking the ant nest with a branch.
" Anyway, I'm an old virgin. Even if I succeed in being a pimp, I can only be a lookout. Even if I'm called Grandpa Merlin, I've never seen a naked woman. It's not easy to see the legendary Lake Fairy naked, and she's a man…Anyway, I can only be a bachelor for the rest of my life…"
Looking at the old man's gloomy back, my mood suddenly improved. Hehe, I just like to see people who are worse off than me.
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