"Too lonely…too empty…my heart hurts.”
It was from a tragic man, a weirdo who had three girls at home but woke up hungry and cold.
Thump…clang…bang…
There was a slight movement in the bedroom. It seemed that they had already woken up. What happened just now? Were they eavesdropping on my thoughts? What's with this voice? Is it because she fell to the ground because of me? Women are all tsundere. They still care about me a lot…No…Ilia is ignoring me. I can understand that. Ling got to know the other two so quickly?
These three people…sat cross-legged on the cold floor that I had covered for the entire night. I had a bad feeling.
The Gates of Hell opened, and evil ghosts swarmed out.
" Good morning, Brother Fermat."" Good morning, Big Brother."" Good morning, dear. We'll go make breakfast for you." It seemed that my so-called premonition was wrong. I smiled. Yes, there is still true love in the world. My heart is extremely warm. How can I treat my beloved woman like that? I'm really too much sometimes. I closed my eyes and gently pinched the bridge of my nose. I seriously savored this rare feeling of guilt, and my eyes kept feeling sour.
Not long after, I was brought to the dining table by them. Looking at the results of their hard work, I really cried. After breakfast, I cried even harder.
Charcoal Series--Yours Truly, Elia. This was a large portion of food that I had expected. When Ilia first learned how to cook, this unknown substance often appeared. It had a crispy texture and a slightly bitter to extremely bitter taste. It was really irresistible. You never knew which bite was the most unpalatable... You didn't even know what ingredients the cook used. In short, the keyword of Ilia's cooking was mystery.
Fresh series---from Shelly. As its name suggested, the dish was very raw and fresh…because it was raw and had just been slaughtered…It really made me miss it, Ape Goat…I stared at the two lines of bloody tears under the eyes of the sheep's head that had died with its eyes wide open. I deeply understood its pain. From the bone fragments on the plate, it was dismembered alive by " Red Skull." The taste was fresh and juicy, and it made one feel full after eating it. It was also irresistible. Looking at the anus and stomach pouch on the plate made one feel so full that they wanted to vomit... Shelly, at least throw away the internal organs. To sum up, the keyword of Xie Li's cooking was wild.
The chemical industry series-- Seeing this colorful dish, my vision was greatly impacted. It was said that the raw material was meat, but the basin in front of me was liquid…What was even stranger was that it was boiling. Yes, it was still boiling after being served for more than ten minutes, but there was no fire under the basin. The texture was unknown, the taste was unknown. Even when it entered my mouth, the two kept changing, which made me unable to stop. Every time I tasted it carefully, it was probably already a different substance. By the way, the keyword of Ling's cooking was science.
What a touching breakfast. In just half an hour, I tasted life. He extracted rationality and creation from science, sensuality and destruction from wildness, and karma and the unknown from mystery. 'A mere breakfast is enough to reverse the chaos. If you give me an axe, I reckon I can really split the world apart…'
To be honest, this meal was not for humans. This is the truth, and none of the three of them really want me to eat it. But I did eat them-I had sealed their acupoints. Once again, he had to thank the easterner from Calward.
Do I have masochistic tendencies? That wasn't it. When I saw the table full of exotic dishes, my mind flashed like thunder. My chance had come!! Although I didn't know how Ilya managed to unite with the other two, one thing remained unchanged-even if Ling was included, they still had feelings for me. If the person you love was hurt, what would you think? If the person you love was hurt because of what you did, how would you feel? If the person you loved was hurt because of what you did, but still comforted you with a smile, what would you think?
The truth is, after dinner, I unlocked their acupuncture points and smiled."No matter what you make for me in the future, I will eat it happily.”
"Everyone here must not learn it. It will be life-threatening unless you are like me-the back of the esophagus is connected to the portable space. I'm going to take them out next time and see how much HP I can reduce when I'm facing an enemy…You're asking me why I have this idea? Hehe, I'm not afraid that you'll laugh at me if I tell you this, but these " food " only passed through my mouth and esophagus for a while, and I was bedridden for half a month…
The trio led by Ilia felt extremely guilty about this. I could often see six big watery eyes. But I don't regret it. There must be a plan in love. The result is good. They also knew that I was trying to hurt myself, but although it was a trick, it really hurt, so no one said anything.
From a certain point of view, I had no choice but to do this. Look at this combination-Ilia as the decision-maker, Shelly as the executor, and Ling as the think tank (multiple personalities, no fog). In the absence of such a situation where life and death could boost his favorability, was there a better strategy to make them feel guilty and reduce the resistance to him opening a harem?
Forgive my poor IQ!
Regardless of how painful I had been in the past half month, at least I had achieved my original goal. Ilia's attitude towards me had returned to normal. Although there were occasional sarcastic remarks, it was human nature. When the Iron Triangle was short of one, especially the axis, the Iron Alliance would collapse. Xie Li quickly forgot to hold Hua Xin responsible…How old is she? And she's not even my girlfriend, right? As for Ling, she probably just thought it was fun from the beginning to the end. It was obvious that she had mastered the superb skill of " building her own happiness on the pain of others."
The night before the end of the " half a month in bed ", Ilia came to talk to me about Ling's treatment.
"Let Ling stay in Krosbell. The education level here is quite good, and the political atmosphere in this city makes people mature quickly. " I think you've wanted to teach her martial arts for a long time," Ilia narrowed her eyes and smiled." It seems that the girls around you have to be able to protect themselves. She also soaked in that magical liquid this week. Since the foundation has been laid, I'll teach her. Arios can also help."”
" But Ling's parents…" I frowned slightly.
"If it's a hindrance, get rid of it."
As I looked at the blonde girl who was speaking with confidence, I couldn't help but feel as if life was just a dream. She had indeed grown up, Ilya. Since you've made up your mind-
" Then take this." Lying flat on my back, I took out a huge golden scythe from my Dimensional Pocket with great effort. Before she could ask, I continued,""I've already prepared Ling's weapon.”
That's right, the setting of the " original work " was very good. Back then, I didn't let Ilya get the Tiger Withdraw, and becoming a greatsword loli was an eternal pain in my heart. As a Chainsaw Loli, I'm very satisfied with Xie Li. How do I put it? The contrast is cute, right?
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