Jingjing and I sat together in the back row of a minibus. This was a position that had the best timing and location. The person in front wouldn't turn back, and there was no one behind. The two of them held hands and kissed. If she had been quieter, no one would have noticed even if she had taken a pair of scissors and performed a C-section on the seat.
Because we ran all the way here, Jingjing and I had already held hands tightly. Even when the two of them sat down, they did not separate.
If a girl from a good family was held by a boy, theoretically, she should have a red face, a shy smile, irregular menstruation, abnormal white discharge, and other conditions. For boys, when they saw a girl with the above symptoms, they would definitely be secretly proud.
People were really strange. What was there to be proud of? For example, when most men watched Japanese movies and saw the female lead's painful expression, they would definitely think that it was an extremely happy and comfortable expression.
I really didn't understand the reason behind it. In short, almost all of my female friends now have to squeeze out a painful expression to represent their happiness when they do it.
He had gone off topic! Back to the main topic.
He thought that in such a crowded environment, Jing Jing would be shy, coquettish, and coquettish. Unexpectedly, she widened her bell-like eyes and looked straight at me with a smile on her lips. This smile was quite a little,[Little guy, I'll give you a steamed bun and a flat golden mushroom later!] meaning.
I didn't understand, but one thing was for sure. Jingjing would definitely be a person who enjoyed herself. I couldn't wait to see the bus arrive at the station so that I could show my sword and fight with her.
People were often like this. The happiest time was not the matter itself, but the moment when they knew exactly what was about to happen. At that time, Jingjing was also considered an 80% female in my eyes. Her figure was even hotter. Now that they were on the road to sex, the losers would never understand their feelings.
The car finally started moving slowly, and Jingjing and I let go. I adjusted my sitting posture and prepared to sit properly. I calculated in my mind which techniques I should use during the battle in a while to subdue this little demon with deep cultivation.
Unexpectedly, just as Jingjing leaned back on the chair, she exclaimed,"Ah!"
"What's wrong?"”One had to know that the sword had already been unsheathed and was just waiting to ride into battle. Nothing could go wrong.
Jingjing bit her lips and frowned slightly. With a slightly embarrassed expression, she said softly,"My, my buttons are loose!"
I heaved a sigh of relief. I thought something big had happened! It turned out that the button was loose! "If it's loose, just tie it up!" I glanced at Jingjing. This guy was wearing a T-shirt today, so how could there be any buttons? Could it be the button of his pants? I subconsciously looked at her lower abdomen.
Jingjing felt a little awkward." Not there! Behind…" Behind? Behind him! Could it be the buttons of her bra?
"Then how did the button come loose?" I didn't understand. " I wore a smaller bra this morning. It must be too tight, so..." If that thing wasn't buckled up, would it fall off?”Even though I was happy to see Jingjing walking around with a pair of meatballs without any underwear, if anyone else saw this scene, I would still be unhappy. Men are like this, not to mention I am a Scorpio man, I am naturally possessive.
Jingjing was not conflicted." It's okay. There are still buttons on the shoulder straps. It won't fall off. It's just that the ones at the back are more difficult to tie. Can you help me?”
Help? How could he help? I've never tied that thing since I was young! He had solved many of them. Besides, if I do this in public, won't people think I'm a human trafficker who coerces underage girls to engage in underground lewd activities? For a moment, I didn't comment.
However, Jingjing was looking at me with a pleading expression, as if she would not be able to get married if I didn't help her. Let me think about it. I still have to play Pia with her later! If you don't listen to her now, she won't be happy and won't let you have fun. That would be a big loss for a small gain.
Thus, I gave her a 'leave it to me' expression. He reached out with his right hand and sneakily slid it down her back, groping for the two unbuttoned buttons. Jingjing cooperated and leaned against the front seat to make it easier for me to move.
When I touched the two straps, I looked sideways. Damn, the two ends of the strap were a palm's distance away. It seemed impossible for me to buckle it with just my strength! "It's so tight. How did you buckle it up in the morning?" she asked curiously.”If he wanted to button the button just by bending his hands to his back, it was simply a fantasy. It violated the basic laws of mechanics and was not scientific at all.
Jingjing was a little embarrassed." I turned it to the front first. After I buckled it, I flipped it over."”
I had an epiphany, sigh! It seemed that he had really underestimated a woman's intelligence. He really didn't know why she had such a big chest. Why was she tidying up her bra so tightly? Could it be that she wanted to make the cleavage on her chest deeper? Women were indeed incomprehensible creatures!
Seeing that I couldn't solve the problem with just one hand, I decided to ignore my image and lean against her back. With both hands, he used 80% of his strength to pull the two ends of the belt to the middle. At this time, I also noticed that Jingjing gasped.
No, I have to solve this problem quickly. I used all my strength to try to button up my shirt, but the heavens did not allow it. Because there was an obstacle between them, no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't button those terrible buttons.
Think of me as a seven-foot man, fearless of heaven and earth, able to climb a mountain of knives, eat hot pot, beat a seven-year-old child with my hands, and kick an eighty-year-old granny with my feet. Today, he was stumped by this small button. F * ck, is this still letting me live?! Seeing Jingjing frown, my hands started to tremble. In the end, the belt bounced back with a bang.
I looked at Jingjing awkwardly and shook my head."This is too difficult. I can't do it! Why don't you use the old method to turn it to the front, buckle it first, and then turn it back?”I suggested. As soon as I finished speaking, the scene of her doing this immediately appeared in my mind, and I couldn't help but laugh.
A girl wearing a bra strap on the bus? What a strange thing! If she were to make a video and post it on the internet, there would definitely be another 'Bra Miss'.
Jingjing rolled her eyes at me, then after thinking for three seconds, she said something that made me gasp,"Put your hand into my clothes and tie it!”
When I heard this, I admit that I was a little shocked. Into her clothes? What kind of concept was this? Although it was just a matter of buttoning up a button, as a boy, to be able to do such an obscene and slightly sacred thing to a girl. This matter itself was already somewhat legendary and extraordinary!
In addition, girls like Jing Jing were already good-looking. Presumably, there were many people who secretly liked her and regarded her as their goddess. If those people knew that there was a pair of demonic hands doing such a thing to their goddess at this moment, who knew how they would feel?
Thinking of this, I felt extremely happy. Therefore, losers would always be losers. He could only kneel and lick his goddess 'boots. In their hearts, the goddess was sacred and inviolable. The goddess had to be hidden and protected in the deepest part of their hearts for the rest of their lives. Every night late at night, he would always look at his goddess's photo while smiling blissfully and playing the familiar song,"Love's Offering."
But? What was Jingjing doing at this time? Perhaps she was in bed with another boy, having a good time with him! You have to know that the goddess also has needs, okay?
My mind was filled with these thoughts and I almost lost my mind. However, Jingjing's urging came from beside his ear,""What are you thinking about? Hurry up!"
Only then did I come back to my senses. Seeing her impatient look, I retreated instead.
"There are so many people here? It's not good, right?" It was said that girls were reserved, but so were boys? It was just that the boy's reservedness was just to make the girl more unreserved.
One had to know that when faced with a piece of meat that was delivered to one's doorstep, one would refuse to taste it. How much courage and perseverance did that require? Hehe…Of course, it's not that I refuse to taste it, but I want to let this piece of meat dry for a while more. This way, he could eat without any worries!
Think about it, if Jingjing wants me to take responsibility after this, then I can confidently push the responsibility back. Even if Jingjing's son wants to settle scores with me when he grows up, I can answer without any pressure,""Your mother forced you to do this."
"What is it? Did my mother force you?"
"Yes! It's your mother who forced me."“……”
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