Then, I took out my phone and started sending a group message. Please note that I will be imparting another secret technique of mine: I won't tell others. Don't stop writing!
First, I sent a message to Mr. A: It's been a long time since we've gathered together. I've organized an activity tonight. Everyone can come out and have some fun. Bring your girlfriend along! This was a little more exciting.
Mr. A: Alright, alright.
Me: How about we have a big meal together tonight and then go sing together?
Mr. A: Goodidea
Me: I'll treat you to dinner and pay for the drinks. If the private room fee is not enough, help me pay for it. Money was a little tight for the past two days.
Mr. A: No problem!
One down, then Mr. B.
Me: Let's have dinner together tonight! It was a hot day, so boring.
Mr. B: Got it.
Me: Same old rules, split the bill.
Mr. B: Got it.
Then it was Mr. C.
[Me: There will definitely be a girl at night, eating and singing. Don't regret it if you miss it?]
[C: F * ck, is there such a good thing?]
Me: "You can come too. I'll pay for the meal and the private room. You can help me pay for the drinks." If you can, I'll count you in.
[C: That's f * cking awesome.]
D Jun
[Me: Last time you said you would treat me to a meal, but I waited for you for N years. Come out at night!]
Mr. D: I'm afraid I don't have time at night.
Me: I'm meeting a few pretty girls tonight. After dinner, we're going to karaoke. I'll pay for the karaoke.
Mr. D: What time…
The most crucial one was Mr. E.
Me: Do you have a girl?
Mr. E: " If there's a show, why are you afraid that you won't be able to get a girl?"
Me: A dozen. Tonight at the cash drawer.
Mr. E: Okay.
Just like that, his plan to gain something without doing anything succeeded.
Na na! From the above formula, it was not difficult to see that Mr. A would pay for the private room, Mr. C would pay for the wine, Mr. D would pay for the meal, and Mr. E would pay for the girl. Then the half of the meal that Mr. B and I split is still there. Our profit point is Mr. B's half of the meal.
Of course, to implement this plan, you must have extremely strong communication skills. You can't let them have the opportunity to communicate in private. Otherwise, the plan would be ruined.
At about five o'clock, I brought the baby and gathered with everyone in front of the Fushun Hotel. To put it bluntly, it was just a restaurant. Losers couldn't afford to go to a five-star hotel, so they could only go to these knock-offs.
During the meal, there were not many people who came. There were only a few men and Mr. A's girlfriend (aka gay daughter-in-law). Everyone looked at the baby beside me and started to drool.
Although the baby was not considered stunning, it was still quite a deterrent to the lonely otakus. Moreover, when the baby was not talking, she would really give people the illusion that she was a pure and innocent girl. However, the baby was born with a pair of seductive eyes. This kind of conflict often made men go crazy.
Fortunately, the baby always took care of his image and smiled without showing his teeth. When I saw the envious and jealous gazes of these little wolves, I felt proud in my heart. Who said that only women had vanity? Damn, men shouldn't be too vain!
After dinner, he headed straight for the KTV. Speaking of KTV, I wonder if everyone has discovered such a magical phenomenon. Around us, there was always a group of girls, aged between 18 and 20, who dropped out of school and were unemployed. Their lives were all about going to KTV every day and singing and drinking with all kinds of men.
After drinking and singing, he could even pack up these girls and take them away. As for what he would do after taking her away! Everyone imagined it themselves. If he really couldn't think of anything, he could also go and watch the movies that Teacher Cang starred in.
And there was always a super cool guy in this group of girls. This guy usually slept with all of their sisters and had the cloud sharing spirit of BitTorrent. As long as he sang, he could summon three to five girls at any time for everyone to have fun.
In the past, I was still very ignorant. When I went to sing, I would often spend money to call a prostitute for the sake of the HIGH atmosphere. I would spend three to four hundred yuan to call one over. They would drink your wine, eat your food, and not listen to your singing properly. Occasionally, when he was drunk, he would have to muster up 120% of his courage to touch her small breasts. If he touched too much, he would have to pay for it. The cost was huge!
Ever since I got to know Mr. E, I realized that I was too much of a pushover. After witnessing Mr. E's heaven-defying skills for the first time, I was filled with hatred! Why didn't he get to know such a god earlier…He didn't hesitate and directly called him brother. The two of them swore that in the future, their sons would definitely be gay. Their daughter would definitely make them lilies. If a man and a woman were to accidentally become siblings, they could only become siblings of the opposite sex.
When we first arrived at the KTV, I settled the money matters alone (I earned 100 yuan) and returned to the private room. When he went back to take a look, he couldn't help but be stunned. He saw that the young couple was talking to him. Those losers were actually pretending to be reserved because of the baby's presence. He was either looking at his phone or at the words "Do not take drugs" on the big LCD screen. The baby sat there respectfully like a primary school student. The atmosphere was extremely dry.
I thought to myself, You guys are really good at pretending. He was always like this when he saw his goddess. I'll force out the lust in your bodies!
So I went up to her and asked her what song she wanted to sing. Bao Bao shook his head and said that he rarely came to such occasions and did not know how to sing.
I opened a few bottles of wine and gave each of the men a bottle. He gestured for them to have a drink with the baby. However, the baby kept shaking his head and said that he didn't know how to drink. I patted her back and said in a manly tone,"It's okay. It's our first meeting. We won't drink too much.”
Since he had said that, the baby naturally had no choice but to drink. I poured her a three-point glass and drank with the three men present. Hence, I ordered a song for my gay wife. This guy was usually a mic hog, so I wanted to liven up the atmosphere first.
At this time, Mr. E arrived late (to show respect, he was called by his real name: Brother Bao). He was always the same. He lowered his head and looked at the phone in his hand. He kept typing, but no one knew what he was typing. In short, no matter when you saw him, he would always be in this position.
When I saw him, I immediately went up to him and asked,"What the hell, you're so late!"
"There was a traffic jam on the road."
"Why are you alone? Where are the girls?”I was extremely anxious.
Brother Bao looked at me and smiled." No! You haven't told me what you want! He looked at the current personnel and also looked at the baby!
"Eh? That girl is not bad!" he praised. I waved my hand and patted the back of his head." What nonsense are you talking about! Is that something you can see? I've already made a reservation." "Oh!" Brother Bao nodded regretfully, but his eyes immediately lit up." How about the three of us have a threesome?”I've heard that Brother Bao likes this before, but I'm not that perverted. Naturally, he rejected it on the spot. Hurry up and tell me about the girl!" "Then tell me, what do you want? I'll get it for you!”I lowered my head and thought hard." Then what choices do you have for me?”
Brother Bao thought for a moment and said,"Do you want the pure type or the mature type?" He wanted someone younger and more mature. Do you want one with big breasts or one with a good figure?”Brother Bao said a lot of options.
I couldn't help but feel a headache coming on. I didn't even feel so conflicted when doing the English cloze in the college entrance examination! "I want beautiful ones!"
"Beauty depends on one's taste. Besides, who can tell if she's beautiful or not with makeup on?”
I thought it made sense, so I said,"Then let's have a pure girl, a girl with big breasts, and a girl with a good figure!”I finally spoke.
"Three, right?"
"Yes!" I nodded.
“OK!”Brother Bao picked up the phone, pressed a few buttons, and walked out. About five minutes later, a girl's head popped in from the door. She had a pure and innocent face. His eyes swept over the few of us.
When I saw her, I immediately waved at her and gestured for her to come in. "This is the place."
Seeing that someone was calling her, the girl was not unfamiliar and walked in. I glanced sideways. He was 1.6 meters tall and scored 6 points. Her face is cute and tight, and she has two big dimples. She's indeed my type. However, I already have a baby now, so I can't have any more ideas about her.
I haven't even started distributing them yet. Mr. C couldn't wait to come over." Does anyone want this girl?”
"Not yet!"
"Mine!"
"Oh!"
Mr. C immediately stood up and pushed the girl to his side." Come, come, come. You'll be punished with three glasses of wine if you're late…"
The girl looked shy, but she didn't hesitate. She picked up the cup and drank three cups. Mr. C immediately got along with her. In less than half an hour, Mr. C's hand was already on her shoulder, and he was playing with her in his arms.
Less than five minutes after the innocent girl arrived, two more girls arrived with Brother Bao.
I took a look. Indeed, one of them was wearing a short skirt. Yes! To be precise, it was a short skirt. He wore mesh garters and a short shirt that revealed his belly button. She had wavy purple-red curly hair, a slim waist, and long legs. She looked rather ordinary, but her figure was really impressive.
I thought to myself, Damn, this body is like a model. He couldn't help but think that this little leopard was indeed reliable.
Looking at the other one, he couldn't help but break out in cold sweat. His chest was extremely large. How big is it? Have you ever eaten a small watermelon that costs one yuan in summer?
His thighs and waist were also bigger! F * ck, this, this is the best!
Mr. C almost drooled when he saw the woman in fishnet stockings. However, Mr. D would not let him get what he wanted. He hurriedly stopped the fishnet stockings woman. The remaining big-breasted woman could only be given to Brother Bao.
I thought to myself,'Creation is playing tricks on people ~'
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