F * ck…I'm sorry Guo Jia, I'm starting to write discordant descriptions again. Alright then! He skipped this part!
Many men who saw this would definitely say, F * ck, f * ck, don't skip it! He was waiting to be rubbed! I can only say one thing to a kid like him: A moment of pleasure, a year of crematorium.
I'm not just saying this for nothing. I have strong evidence.
I haven't talked nonsense for a long time. Now, I'll give you a general knowledge lesson. A lifetime of masochism. What he said was true! There was absolutely no fiction. Liar, your JJ is 10 centimeters short! Of course, I have 30 centimeters. If it's 10 centimeters shorter, there's still 20 centimeters left. I can still make it live!
When I was still in elementary school, there was a mysterious person on our street! This person was so mysterious that it might have been difficult to understand at the time, but from the current point of view, this person was definitely one of the people who had the strength to establish a sect.
The man was not old, about sixty years old. His face was full of wrinkles, but his hair was black and shiny. His left hand was holding a rosewood cane with nine dragons protecting the pearl, while his right hand was often stuck in a mysterious place-his crotch.
Did you know? At that time, men did not have a zipper at their crotch, and they used the latest button-open crotch. He had to unbutton three buttons to take out the faucet.
However, this mysterious man never buttoned his shirt because his right hand was stuck in his crotch 28 hours a day. Regardless of whether it was in front of or behind, he always had this unrestrained and high-quality attitude when facing the mocking gazes of the world.
At that time! A group of children like us didn't understand either. We always saw his hands moving back and forth, so we gave him a nickname: "Old Bird Toucher!"
When the mysterious man heard this, he didn't respond. He only showed a pitiful smile to us children with a calm expression.
He often walked on the streets without any scruples, looking down on everyone around him with a lonely expression. But he was undoubtedly lonely. He didn't have any friends of the opposite sex, and of course, he didn't have any friends of the same sex. It was said that his family could not understand his rational and avant-garde self-liberation behavior. They regarded him as a foreign object and left him.
The only thing that made him feel gratified was that we kids were always around him, calling him by the intimate nickname of Old Bird Toucher.
Well, actually, our group's thoughts were also very simple. We just wanted to see how the old man's penis was different from a child's.
Finally, one day, we were playing in a school field. Old Bird Toucher quietly approached us and came to our side. He showed an expression that said he regarded the world as his own responsibility and said,"Do you want to see my good stuff?”
A group of boys and girls rushed forward and said in unison,"Yes!"
Old Bird Toucher had said that in the blink of an eye, he had pulled out that shocking little black penis with the speed of a lightning bolt! Moreover, his hands were still moving in coordination.
He clearly wants to shoot us in the face!
When we saw that little black dick, we were all scared and scattered. The girls cried and went back to see their parents, while the boys picked up stones from the ground to throw at him.
Only I seemed to understand something. What they see is obscenity, but in my eyes, what I see is a great way to f * ck off. He would rush home and try again. He didn't feel anything strange. (That's because he's too young and can't have a future.) He thought to himself, This jerk is always fooling me.
In fact, many years later, I finally mastered the great technique of massaging. Unfortunately, I didn't have the chance to thank my master.
Because not long after that, Old Man Lu Guan fell seriously ill because he lost his last group of friends, which was us. He finally understood that no one in this world could understand him, so he finally died of depression. They were sent to the crematorium and burned!
What a poignant love story!
This story tells us that a great man often did not receive any respect when he was alive. And the great brilliance he emitted could illuminate the advancement of this era.
For example, Old Bird Toucher!
At this point, he thought of another story that was worth mentioning. Of course, it was a true story! However, it was not miserable.
When I was in junior high school, I joined an art club. One day, our art teacher was just a young woman in her twenties! He brought us kids out to sketch.
When we arrived at a village far away from the hustle and bustle of the city, beside a green river. The scenery there was picturesque and beautiful.
What was more, there was a young man in his twenties swimming in the river.
So our teacher said,"Students, look at the beautiful scenery here!" There were people playing with water in the river. How about we draw this scene here?
We all agreed.
Thus, the group of more than ten people, both men and women, found a place to sit down. Facing the river and the person in the river, he took out his drawing board and started drawing.
At first, it was nothing, but when the man noticed that we were drawing him, he suddenly became excited. He performed all kinds of movements in the river, making us laugh and cry.
Then, something unbelievable happened that left a painful shadow in most people's lives.
The man suddenly shouted at all of us, Hey! It attracted all of our attention.
Then, he stood on the ground, and his entire body was instantly exposed to the water. This person's tough fat was immediately revealed in front of us. Of course, the most important thing was that this guy was completely naked.
A huge penis immediately shone brightly. I still have a deep impression of him. He was in an erect state.
I guess this guy must have rubbed himself in the water before coming out to show off.
Of course, that wasn't all. This guy was also swinging his body left and right at an extremely fast speed.
Therefore, under Newton's inertia, the big dick patted his left and right lower abdomen at an extremely fast speed and said, Slap! Slap! Slap!
This time, the entire place was in an uproar. All the girls were blushing. She screamed and covered her eyes with her hands! Of course, they were just putting on an act. They were still secretly peeking at the divine pillar through the gaps between their fingers.
The boy was screaming, but he was cursing in his heart. F * ck! It's so f * cking big! This was…
Our teacher was also panicking. Obviously, if there were no outsiders, she would be very willing to secretly hide in the grass and admire this strange divine artifact, but now it was obvious that she could not.
She shouted,"Students, run!"”He actually took the lead and ran away.
When we saw her running away, none of us dared to stay and ran away one after another.
After that, we parted on bad terms during the sketching session, and after that…our interest group never went out again.
When I was in the fifth grade, I already knew that this child was born by a woman, but I didn't know how it was born. Of course, the parents would definitely say that it was born in their stomachs, or in their armpits, or even more ridiculous that it was cut out from their calves.
He really didn't know what kind of IQ he had! Making up such a bizarre fairy tale, the shameful thing is that I actually believed it.
Once, when I came home from school with a classmate, that fellow asked me, Do you know how children come about?
My anus suddenly tightened, how did it come about?
It was pried out from your mother's lower body with a Screwdriver.
I panicked and said,"Wow!" So brutal?
Not only that, I was traumatized for a long time! She was glad that she was not a woman.
Things were different when he was in university.
Once, I asked my girlfriend from college," What do you girls talk about at night?
"Of course it's about men," she replied.”
"What are you talking about men?"
"The lower half of a man's body is so big. How painful would it be to stab it? They even said that they couldn't stand the pain even if they stuck their fingers in!”
"Oh?" Was that so? If there are any fingers that can't stand the pain, give me the name list!”He said,"I seem to know something…"
Hoho~ This episode of science fiction ended here. Welcome, everyone. I'll continue with the baby.
When the distance between my body and the baby's body is only-30CM, my heart is already very satisfied. His gay friend and his gay wife were sleeping beside him!
If we come here too enthusiastically, we'll always feel that we're disrespecting them.
But humans were very strange animals. How strange! I don't know if you've ever done an experiment, but you've put a dick
Every time I trick my wife into having sex, she always says, Next time! He was too tired this time.
So I would tell her,"It's okay!" If you're tired, you can sleep on your own. I'll put the things in. I won't move! If I want to move, I'm just a puppy.
And so, a minute later, I turned into a puppy!
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