Hello, everyone. Everyone is welcome to take off your pants in time and stroke this Wen Kuang. Because he was busy moving bricks during the day. The foreman didn't allow them to rest. Therefore, the update during the day was delayed. After all, I had to move a whole truck of bricks. After work at night, he picked up the children, bought groceries, and cooked. Then, he fed the child and, without caring about his meal, he quickly lured his wife to the bed and f * cked her twice before knocking her out. He immediately grabbed the computer and updated it for everyone.
In the previous prize-winning survey, I asked everyone if they liked to listen to my nonsense. Some enthusiastic gay friends sent their valuable opinions one after another. I would like to express my gratitude to you. Before continuing with the previous story, let's talk about whether it's good for men to have sex or to have sex. Speaking of massaging! When I was in high school, I had the experience of living on campus. At that time, he was young and hard. The peerless age where he dreamed of love every night. Of course, it's not just me! Most of the boys in the dormitory were the same.
At that time, we had a dorm tutor who was a girl in her twenties. She looked pretty! I don't know if the school's leaders are out of their minds, but they actually sent her to manage our boys 'dormitory. On the first day I entered the dormitory, the female counselor told us that you were in puberty at this age. You had to restrain your thoughts and exercise more during the day. Sleep early tonight. We did as he said and worked out crazily during the day. However, they could not sleep at night. Sometimes, when he thought of that tutor girl, his lower body would transform uncontrollably. Back in our dormitory, we had a tacit understanding of what it meant to have a good time.
One night, I was lying down and sleeping! Suddenly, he felt the bed shake slightly. It was like a magnitude 3 or 4 earthquake. Damn it, I thought it must be the guy on the bed next to me who was massaging. At that time, I scolded him,"F * ck you, why aren't you sleeping in the middle of the night? Why are you hitting a plane?" That student XXX felt extremely embarrassed after being called by me. After scolding me, he stopped what he was doing. At this moment, one of the best men in our dormitory, Hei Zi, spoke. "Hey! Let me ask you guys, do you guys usually have sex in the dorm?”This was an awkward question, but once it was placed on the table, it didn't seem so awkward anymore. I replied,"Ah!" Who wouldn't? However, I only do it when I'm showering. "Shower? Me too!" The other two people also replied in the same way. Following that, Blackie said," I have an idea! It's super fun and extremely challenging. Do you dare to challenge me? Let me explain in advance! Whoever didn't dare to do so would be a bastard.”Young people! Who wasn't excited? We all rolled up our sleeves and showed our bravery.
"Look, what do you think of our tutor?”Blackie asked. "It's alright!" I replied. "Look! Anyway, we'll be divided into arts and sciences classes next semester. At that time, everyone would not be living together. I want to give the counselor a big mysterious gift before the class allocation.”"Oh?" We all expressed our curiosity. "Hey!" Blackie suddenly stood up and rummaged through the trash for a long time before he found a bottle from a farmer's orchard. "Look at this 600ml bottle. I'll put it in the bathroom. Next time, when each of us is playing with our tubes, we will shoot inside. When we get into the classes and dormitories, we'll give this beautifully packaged bottle of Manman's Grandson to the counselor anonymously. What do you think?”
When we heard that, although we were speechless, we felt very excited. They all nodded in agreement. In order to show his devotion, Blackie even got up and shot it into the bottle…When he came back, he took a little bit of the milky white liquid and showed it off in front of us. Sigh! At that time, I didn't have any ideas. Thus, in the following days, we tacitly shot inside. In order to prevent it from deteriorating, we even specially sealed it underwater. In the beginning, it was nothing. Later, the white liquid in the bottle gradually turned yellow and then faded. We all felt a little disgusted. I remember that it was about two centimeters deep. We'll never do it again. I said to Hei Zi,"Throw it away. If you don't throw it away, there will be worms." Blackie sighed in agreement.
Hehe, do you think the story ends like this? NONONO。At that time, the bottle was left in the corner of the toilet, and none of us paid attention to it. Although he wanted to throw it, he was too lazy to do so. Until one day, we were all in the dormitory. A roommate next door barged into our room with wet hair." Quick, quick, quick! I'm out of shampoo. Lend me some." Hahaha…Blackie was the first to rush into the toilet and take out the long-sealed orchard. She said to the man," Open your palm. I'll squeeze some for you."”The man's head was still wet. He bent over and did not suspect anything. Hei Zi was really generous, directly pouring it into her hands. The man wiped his hair, thanked him, and left quickly. At that time, all of us laughed so hard that our stomachs nearly exploded!
All gay men who were masochistic would face a problem, and that was the problem of the bladder. I remember back in high school, when we were bored at night, we would listen to the midnight radio station. Every time the advertisement was over, there would be a threatening man anxiously saying, Doctor Zhang! Recently, I've been having frequent and urgent peeing. I can't clear my bowels, my waist is sore and my legs are aching. I'm suffering from early defecation due to yang flaccidity! At that time, I learned that those symptoms were all symptoms of the bladder. For a while, it might have been because he had been playing with the pipe too often. I realized that I was actually showing symptoms of urine dripping. Every time he finished peeing and put on his pants, he would unconsciously drip a pile of water into his underwear. It made me suffer.
I asked my roommate, but he had the same feeling as me. However, seeing his face full of moles, I knew that he definitely had a solution. Hurriedly asking what to do? However, he said with conviction that it was actually very simple to solve this problem. When you're done peeing, don't put on your pants immediately. He left his penis exposed and took two steps on the spot. At this time, your bladder will think that you have already put on your pants, and the few drops of urine will drip out. After the drip is done, you can spin it dry. He put on his pants again. Wasn't this done? When I heard this, I couldn't help but marvel at the brilliance of human wisdom. A small bladder actually dared to compete with the brain. It was simply weak. However, after I married a wife, I was no longer afraid of such situations. Just go to my wife's place and get a few pads to put in your underwear. Sophie's three-dimensional protective shield, no matter how you move it, it won't leak…It's specially made for men. Yes! The majority of gay friends could give it a try.
Eh! He seemed to have gone off topic. Just now, he was about to ask if the topic was about the pleasure of having sex or having sex. Let me briefly analyze it. The senses between the two are similar. The only difference was the psychological difference. In other words, it was empty after a massage, but satisfied after a slap. She felt sleepy after the massage, tired after the massage, deleted the movie after the massage, and squeezed the milk after the massage.
Therefore, the best way to quit was to find a permanent plug. You know! Okay, let's continue the baby's story…
On the other end of the phone, the baby was sobbing very hard, as if he had suffered a great grievance. I've been with her for so long, but I've never seen the baby cry, let alone cry so badly. At that time, my entire body was simply fast?
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