"Car? What does it have to do with the car?" I couldn't help but feel curious.
Sister Lin sighed and continued,""Didn't he take my car that day? Then, I went to refuel. In the end, his car scraped against an old lady's car at the gas station. You know that I hate arguing with aunties the most. I want him to be here and help me. But guess what? He went to reason with the auntie, but was ruthlessly ridiculed by the auntie, making me lose face! Later, in a fit of anger, I left him there and left on my own.”
So that's what happened. Although CC was 188 cm tall, he was skinny and gave off the feeling of a gentleman with a congenital deficiency. He was definitely someone who could be easily bullied.
However, what reason was there to talk to the auntie? No one in the world could beat a god-like character like that. It was fortunate that CC had the guts. If it were me, I would just curse and leave.
Although I said that, I said to Sister Lin,"Sigh! He was not that kind of vulgar person. You can't blame him for this!"
"You don't know this, but I hate men with no courage the most in my life. I don't feel safe at all.”
"Then what are you going to do? Finished with him? He's been messed up by you these past few days. If you don't pay attention to him, I guarantee that he won't live past this year.”I deliberately made it sound serious.
Sister Lin thought for a moment." Let's ignore him for now! Wait until I'm in a good mood."
"Yo! A goddess was indeed a goddess. Even her words were so domineering.”I teased.
"Don't say that. I'm just a loser!”Sister Lin actually said such a thing, which made me a little speechless.
However, I immediately retaliated." Is there a loser who drives a BMW like you? Don't talk nonsense. Have you considered BMW's feelings?”
Sister Lin seemed to be quite pleased with what I said and revealed a sweet smile.
So Sister Lin and I walked one after the other. The noon sun was quite bright, and I suddenly felt that this feeling was quite good. When I thought about how CC said that Sister Lin didn't even want to go out with him, I thought to myself, she doesn't seem like that kind of person!
However, Sister Lin was wearing high heels and was much taller than me. I couldn't help but feel a bit of a challenge. I'll make it clear here that height is my weakness. I remember one time when I asked Sister Lin what her naked height was, and she answered 170. I was proud of myself. Fortunately, he was a centimeter taller than her.
That's why I've liked to look for tall girls since I was young to satisfy my hurt heart. So, when I saw Sister Lin for the first time, I couldn't help but feel moved. I think this might be one of the reasons.
There was another specific reason why I liked tall girls. I remembered that during my military training in university, our school found a super beautiful freshman girl who was 170 cm tall to be a role model. That girl always walked at the front of the team with a spear in her hand. All the men below us jumped up and down when they saw her.
At that time, I even said to a comrade beside me,"Look, if I can f * ck that woman, it's worth it to lose ten years of my life. With my power, I can definitely make her die.”
However, he did not think much of it. He stretched out his index finger and shook it." No, no, no! This is impossible."
I hurriedly asked why.
However, he said seriously,"Look, such a tall girl with long arms and legs." According to normal proportions, her heart is also bigger than yours. Her lower part was also longer than normal girls. To put it bluntly, her hole was longer. And your penis is only that long, so you can't satisfy her!”
After listening to her words, I had a trace of doubt. If I grew taller, would the hole be deeper? I've always wanted to study this topic in depth. Unfortunately, although he had slept with many girls, none of them were above 170.
After that, I married a wife, but she was only 165. She still couldn't satisfy my experimental needs. I once had an idea, which was to mark the cucumbers with a scale and go deep into the girls until I couldn't reach them. Wouldn't he be able to test the depth this way? Unfortunately, he had never been able to put it into practice.
Some netizens and villagers might think that I'm dirty, but have you ever thought about the greatness of this project? This was related to the pace of human evolution.
Sigh! Anyway, you guys wouldn't understand even if I told you.
Let's continue with the main topic!
What about me? When I saw her smile, I couldn't help but say,"According to what you just said, am I still your ideal partner?”
Sister Lin rolled her eyes at me." Are you serious? She was already married and had a child. You're still joking."
"That's because I didn't meet you earlier.”I'll satisfy her vanity while I'm at it. "By the way, when do you plan to get married?
Why are you so picky? Aren't your parents worried about you?"
"Why aren't you anxious? My mom is worried sick. She's been urging me every day and even arranging blind dates for me from time to time. Sigh…"
"Then hurry up and get a look! However, if he was left alone, he might not be wanted by anyone.”
"Do you think no one wants me?"
"Since you're so confident, then tell me what your criteria for choosing a spouse are?”I asked.
Sister Lin thought for a moment and replied," I want to find someone who can take me crazy. I don't like to live a monotonous life.”
"Crazy people are usually very fickle! Likeme.”
"That's right! Therefore, the prerequisite is that you can only love me.”Sister Lin said this very seriously.
I nodded." If I love you, I can only be an honest man like CC.”
When Sister Lin heard this, she seemed a little unconvinced." Why?! Why can't I meet a good man?”I think she's a little competitive.
"Who said that? Isn't CC a good man?”
"I don't want that kind of good man."
"I know. I know you like good men who are funny, crazy, and family-oriented, but who only love you, right? There was! I know someone who might be able to satisfy your request.”
"Oh? Is that so?"
"That's right! It's me."
"Bah!" Sister Lin spat.
I chatted with her a lot that day, and all I could remember was the content above. Also, I originally thought that her only hobby was playing cards. After understanding her, I found out that she also liked cooking, food, and other things that housewives like to do. Hence, my opinion of her changed. It seemed that the goddess was quite down-to-earth.
In order to matchmake her and CC, I invited her, CC, and Fatty Jun to play mahjong tonight. I helped her so much. Although she didn't want to see CC, she was too embarrassed to reject me, so she agreed.
At night, CC came to find me early in the morning and went to the chess room with me. I took credit for it. He was also extremely grateful.
The two of them sat on the open-air bench in front of the chess room, waiting for Sister Lin and Fatty Jun. I asked CC,"I said you wanted to pursue Sister Lin. Did you find out about her past?"”
"What happened before? What is it?"
"For example, how many boyfriends did she have?”
"I asked her, and she said that she handed one over. But it seemed like she was deeply hurt by that man.”
I was surprised. A person like Sister Lin could be hurt by someone else? This was strange.
"When did this happen?"
"I think it was last year! She said that after they broke up, she had been in pain for a long time and had been autistic for a long time. It was only this year that she had recovered from her injuries and walked out of that haze.”
I thought for a moment." No wonder she's so cautious now. It turns out that she had a tragic past!”However, thinking about it, that guy was quite capable. He even dared to dump a perfect goddess like Sister Lin. How picky was he? What right did he have to be so picky? "This doesn't make sense! Even the goddess despised him? Could it be that Sister Lin had some unspeakable secret?”
"What do you mean?" CC asked me.
"For example, she has long chest hair or is a stone woman without a crack in her lower body?”I boldly imagined.
"Get lost." CC didn't have a good tone.
Alright, I admit that I'm vulgar. How could a goddess have chest hair?
Speaking of this topic, I thought of something interesting. When I was in my third year of high school, I once discussed this topic with my deskmate. It was what kind of conditions a true goddess needed to have.
Of course, we also listed a lot! For example, they could not have armpit odor, armpit hair, foot odor, foot hair, booger, or earwax. You can eat and pee, but you can't poop.
So thought about how it wasn't easy to be a goddess. Even if she had those things, she definitely couldn't show them.
In the past, when I was dating my wife, she was the perfect goddess. There was nothing indecent about her.
But now? In the middle of winter, when I was sleeping well, she would suddenly say to me,"The weather is so cold. Don't expose your head outside. Don't catch a cold. As you speak, cover my head with the blanket. I didn't even have the time to feel touched when she immediately let out a stinky fart under the blanket to kill you.
The next day, when I helped her wash her underwear, I saw the traces of her feces spraying on her underwear because she had overdone it last night.
Don't call her a goddess. She was just pretending. When you get close to her life, the goddess will also reveal her side of death.
After playing mahjong that day, the relationship between CC and Sister Lin eased. The two of them continued to have lunch together. CC seemed to be happy as long as he could do that. Sigh! Losers were destined to live a lonely life.
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