Actually, I knew very well that if I managed to invite Sister Lin to go to the beach with me, it would mean that we would break through that boundary. And I will also bear the infamy of my friends and daughter-in-law who betrayed me. I will be blamed by my moral mother's heart and fishing boat.
But I can't care so much. Adrenaline, hormones, and all the hormones in my body forced me to do that.
I don't care about the consequences anymore. This was the powerful chemical force produced by the eruption of androgens.
The above words could be simplified into a six-character children's song, which was: F * ck, f * ck, f * ck.
When I made this decision in my heart, I began to plan how to successfully trick Sister Lin out. Now, it could be said that the timing was right. The so-called timing was that Sister Lin also wanted to go on a short trip and had two days of vacation. The geography was the place that Z was going to travel to. When these two were no longer a problem, then the next step was to make peace.
This might be difficult for some people, such as CC. He had spent almost a year on Sister Lin, but he didn't even get the chance to take a walk with her. For me, it might be easy because I know how to deal with different girls. Of course, I only said maybe.
Next, let's put Sister Lin aside for the time being and talk about how to deal with the most important issue at the end of the century.
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Based on my understanding of girls, in the initial process of dating, as long as I think I can take it, I basically won't lose 80% to 90%. As long as I think I can't take it, I will rationally give up. Fortunately, Sister Lin is the type that I can take down.
To put it bluntly, my methods are two. First, he had to figure out what the girl wanted the most. Everyone, even a person with a heart of stone, would have weaknesses. He had to be accurate. A misjudgment would often lead to dust all over one's body. This required long-term experience. He also combined psychology, astrology, and personality colors to make a judgment. Likeme.
The second was to trigger the right event at the right time and place to move the girl. The vast majority of girls were emotional animals. However, the weakness of emotional animals was that they liked to be touched.
I remember watching a movie a long time ago. It was about a couple who were very close. Just because of a quarrel, the woman ran away from home. Then, a loser man accidentally did something that touched the woman. In the end, the woman had sex with the man! So, a woman must not be moved. Once she was moved, it would be over.
However, every girl was moved by different things. Some were easily moved by memories. These girls were usually the type of players who were sensitive to emotions. Some were easily moved by your actions. These were the type of players who were careless. However, no matter what kind of girl she was, if you wanted to deal with her, you had to have keen observation skills, thinking skills, memory skills, reaction skills, and most importantly, the ability to plan and plan. Likeme again.
Thinking back to when I was pursuing my wife, our relationship was naturally very good. The only problem is my mother-in-law. She won't allow her daughter to marry a poor loser. The most important thing is that my wife is a good girl and listens to her mother's words. SO……
This kind of drama was now common in movies and TV dramas. Most losers would choose to break up because they didn't want to drag the woman down. There was a kind of love called letting go! F * ck…If he couldn't handle it, then so be it! What's with the Q spirit?
Of course, a person like me wouldn't easily yield to a woman, let alone a woman in her forties or fifties. Let's talk about it when we're 30 years younger! Now is not the time for old ladies like you. If you make things difficult for me, I will definitely make things difficult for you ten times more…Who asked me to be a Scorpio!
That was why I had to make a beautiful counterattack when it came to the issue of whether my wife would stay or leave. Not only do I want to bring the beauty home, but I also want the beauty's mother to submit to me, hehe! Of course, the best way was to kidnap her daughter and run away from home for a few days.
As mentioned before, my wife is a super obedient girl. How obedient is she? Ever since she was young, she had never disobeyed her mother's wishes, nor did she dare to speak loudly to her mother. (F * ck, I still don't understand this.) When I was young, I often quarreled with my parents.）So, how difficult would it be to kidnap such a girl? Have you ever thought about the difficulty?
If you want to confuse others, you have to confuse yourself first. I remember that at that time, I had the determination to meet my wife for the last time. Here, when dating a girl, you must highlight the last side. This is what it means to be emotional!
What left a deep impression on me was that I took a few pieces of A4 paper and wrote down everything I wanted to say. He listed all the possible answers that the other party might give. He created a huge line chart. And memorize it!
I remember preparing many props, which are mainly divided into two types. One is a probation prop, and the other is a determination prop. The principle was similar to ion perm. One dose softened, and two doses set the shape.
The most memorable item was a box of apples, because my wife loves apples! This box of apples was made up of the greenest to reddest colors that I had walked through in the fruit market. Of course, when you took out the apple, you couldn't just say,'Here, take it'.
Instead, she had to say sadly,"We won't meet again, and I won't have the chance to buy you the apples you like to eat, so I bought all the apples in the world for you."
Then the other party would definitely be curious. Then, with a snap, a box of apples from green to red appeared. As expected, it contained the apples of the world.
The voting tool was very simple. When he bought the apple, he bought a fruit knife. After that, when the influence is almost over, it will be up to my wife to make the decision! Either she leaves with me and breaks up with her mother, or she breaks up with me. I'm also very straightforward. It's fine if you come with me. If you don't, I'll die for you to see.
There were thousands of ways to die, but one could never choose to jump off a building or something. That was too dangerous. What if the other party did not follow you? Or jump!
I have a silly schoolmate in high school who is chasing a girl. He stands on the top floor of the school administration building. When school is over, there will be a huge crowd! He was shouting and confessing to that girl. If he didn't agree, he would jump down. Of course, the girl didn't care about him! Later on, he was put on probation by the school, beaten up by his father, and laughed at by his classmates for three years. The price he paid was tragic.
Therefore, I usually choose to slit my wrist and control the depth of the cut myself. As long as it bled, it would be fine. If you bleed and your sister is still indifferent, then I'm telling you, you can wash up and go to sleep! You don't stand a chance with this girl.
So when I was preparing the knife, I even specially used a pen to mark where to cut and how long to cut. They were all accurate to the point of a millimeter. Who the hell would joke with their own lives?
Fortunately, when I took out the knife, my wife was in tears and decided to leave with me! The knife was just a decoration to scare young and ignorant girls.
After saying so much, I hope that the losers will gain something. Of course, this is just my sharing of experience! Everyone could absorb the essence and discard the dregs. In the end, he would reach the Supreme God Realm of why he was the only one who loved him when there were thousands of handsome men in the world.
At the end of the program, we will present a song from Lin Junjie's " Jiangnan "
Forced to this point, he was stuck, stuck to the longing of his * ss *** I'm sorry. Let's bring everyone a familiar song," Mouse Loves Rice "!
I'll stab you, stab you to death, just like a B * tch stabbing a b * tch. No matter how much wind and rain there is, I will still stick in…
Cough, cough, cough. Another season of nonsense ended. Everyone must be anxious from waiting…Don't curse!
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