1. The architect
A lady called the architect and told him that her bed would shake every time the train passed.
"This is simply nonsense!" The architect replied," Let me take a look.”
When the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling of the train passing by.
Just as the architect lay down on the bed, Madam's husband returned. When he saw this situation, he asked sternly,""Why are you lying on my wife's bed?”
"Would you believe me if I told you I was waiting for a train?" the architect replied, trembling.”
epiphany
Some words were true, but they sounded fake. Some words were false, but there was no doubt about it.
2. Seduction
The English gentleman and the French woman were in the same box. The woman wanted to seduce the Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Sir gave her his blanket, but she still kept saying that she was cold.
"How else can I help you?" the mister asked dejectedly.
"When I was young, my mother always used her body to keep me warm.”
"Miss, I can't help you with this. I can't just jump off the train to find your mother, can I?”
epiphany
A man who was good at flirting was a good man, and a man who was not good at flirting was even better.
3. Spoon
Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter immediately brought it to him.
As soon as the waiter left, Mike shouted,"I'm sorry, I can't drink this soup.”
The waiter served him another bowl of soup, but he still said,"I'm sorry, I can't drink this soup.”
The waiter could only call the manager over.
The manager nodded respectfully at Mike and said,"Sir, this dish is our best and is very popular among customers. Could it be that you…"
"I mean, where's the spoon?”
epiphany
It was a good thing to correct one's mistakes. But we often change what is right and leave behind what is wrong. The result is that we make more mistakes.
4. Wearing the Wrong Clothes
In the dining room, an unusually humble man timidly nudged another customer who was putting on a coat.
"Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?”
"No, I'm not." the man replied.
" Ah," he said with a sigh of relief." Then I'm not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat."”
epiphany
It was not easy to be confident. People who are upright often lower their voices. And those who were unreasonable were as arrogant as an ox.
5. Call Back
A Scottish man went to London to visit an old friend, but forgot his address. He sent a telegram to his father: "Do you know Tomar's address? Tell me quickly!"
On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know."
epiphany
When we finally find the most correct answer, we find that it is the most useless.
6. Sad Story
Three people were on vacation in New York. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel.
One night, the elevator in the building malfunctioned, and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby.
After some discussion, they decided to walk back to their room and agreed to take turns telling jokes, singing, and stories to reduce the fatigue of climbing the stairs.
The jokes were told and the songs were sung. After climbing to the 34th floor with great difficulty, everyone felt exhausted.
"Well, Peter, tell me a humorous story.”
"It's not a long story," said Peter,"but it's very sad: I left my room key in the lobby.”
epiphany
We are in pain, so we are humorous; we are humorous, so we are happy.
Selling Books
A very famous author was coming to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with the author's books. When the author arrived at the bookstore, he was very happy and asked,"Does your shop only sell my books?"
"Of course not." The bookstore owner replied," The other books are selling very well. They're all sold out.”
epiphany
'Flattery' was a strange word. You seem to be flattering him and insulting him.
8. Help
In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely,""Sir, can you write the address on the postcard for me?”
"Of course you can." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked.
"Help me write another short paragraph, will you?" Thank you!"
"Alright then." After the middle-aged man finished writing according to the old lady's instructions, he smiled and asked,"Is there anything else I can help you with?"
"Yes, there's another small matter." The old lady looked at the postcard and said," Help me add another sentence below: Please forgive me for my illegible handwriting."
epiphany
If you refuse to help, they will hate you for a week. If he didn't help her perfectly, he might as well…
Where there is love, there are miracles.
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