Sacrifice
A man knocked on a funeral supplies shop late at night, saying that he wanted to pick out some things to burn for his wife who had died tragically.
The shopkeeper received him warmly. After careful selection, he finally bought some ingots and candles.
However, after a while, he turned back and said that he wanted to exchange some Underworld coins.
The shop owner found it strange, but he still agreed in a friendly manner.
Who knew that not long after, the man knocked on the door of the shop again. He looked very apologetic and took out the Underworld coins, saying that he wanted to exchange for some paper clothes.
The shop owner still maintained his patience and agreed.
Half an hour later, the violent knocking on the door woke the owner up again. He opened the door impatiently and found the man standing at the door.
He said that he wanted to replace the things he bought with paper houses.
The shop owner finally exploded and said angrily,"What exactly do you want to buy?"
" Do you think I want to?!" The man was also angry. He turned around angrily and shouted across the street,
"Damn it, why don't you come in and choose yourself!”
Intestines
The canteen of a certain school used to be an anatomy laboratory, but medical students were bold and did not care about these things. In addition, the food in the canteen was good, so there were many people eating every day. However, no one dared to go to window 4 to get food…
That was because the chef who served food at window number four used to be the gatekeeper of the autopsy laboratory.
When he was getting food for his students, he would often ask,""Whose intestines are these?" "Whose liver is this?"
Husband and Wife's Grave
There was a lively graveyard, and the people sleeping underground were couples buried together.
At night, the shadows of the crooked trees swayed on the graves. This place was so desolate that even birds did not dare to stay.
However, there were always tomb guardians in the graveyard.
Every night, a dark, thin, and withered old lady would faithfully wait in the corner of the graveyard. She was like a frozen cicada, motionless and silent.
At the intersection of noon and noon, she would move to a messy grave, push aside the soil, lift up a coffin, and pull out an old man who was as black and thin as her, leaving only a handful of bones.
He said to the old man,"Old man, it's your turn. I'll go in and rest."”
Prison Break
Bored in hell, the panda, black bear, and polar bear prepared to escape.
On the first day, the panda walked to the gates of hell and said to the ghost soldier,""I'm the Black and White Ghosts. I'm going on official business.”The ghost soldier saluted, and the panda swaggered away.
The next day, Black Bear walked to the gates of hell and said to the ghost soldier,""I'm Black Impermanence, I'm going on official business.”The ghost soldier saluted, and the black bear swaggered away.
On the third day, the polar bear walked to the gates of hell and said to the ghost soldier,""I'm White Impermanence, I'm going on official business.”The ghost soldier raised his hand and gave the polar bear a slap."How dare you lie to me? People who carry out official duties wear black sunglasses!”
" Winning Requirement "
If a ghost won the grand prize, he could make three requests related to reincarnation in front of the King of Hell.
The ghost thought for a moment and said,"After I reincarnate, I want to live in a big house and sleep in a big bed."”
"Well said," the King of Hell said kindly.”
The ghost continued,"I need a beautiful woman to accompany me when I sleep at night."”
"That's easy to say," the King of Hell said.
The ghost finally said,"I don't have to worry about food and drink in this life."”
"Alright, I'll do as you say," said the King of Hell.
Just as Gui was feeling happy, he heard King Yama say,""Go to the female celebrity's house.”
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