It was almost noon, and everyone's stomachs were already protesting! I'll ask Jack and Robin to come with me to hunt some game!
What was that? Why not let Ander go? What a joke, what would he eat if he went over one by one with earth magic! Just wait to drink the northwest wind!
Perhaps it was because this was the area around the forest, there were many low-level Magical Beasts, such as Fire Rabbits, Arrow Pigs, and Five-Colored Chickens! Jack fired a Wind Blade at a Arrow Pig! In the end, I, the Arrow Pig, sliced his flesh and blood!
I smacked Jack's head."Damn it, can you even eat the things you hunt with this method?”
"Boss, I've never fought before!" Jack looked at me with a sad expression. Besides, who knew that it couldn't take a beating!”
I glared at him and said,"You foodie!" Watch me!" He said that the fireball was shot at the five-colored chicken that was still looking for bugs to eat! In the end, the feathers that filled the sky witnessed the existence of this five-colored chicken!
Jack looked at the feather on the ground and pointed at it while trembling."Boss, is this your five-colored chicken feather? Hahaha! He squatted on the ground and laughed maniacally!
I looked at Jack, who was laughing so hard that he was about to break out in laughter."What do you know! I was telling you that this method was not advisable! You have to remember!"
Jack held his stomach and said breathlessly,"Boss, you're really shameless!”
I leaned closer to Jack and said viciously,"Am I shameless?"”
Jack immediately stopped smiling and said fawningly,"That bastard said Boss is shameless! I want to duel with him! How could my boss be so wise and mighty and be so shameless! Who was it? Stand out!" Saying this, he even gestured twice in the air, as if he really wanted to duel with something! Robin, who was watching the show from the side, immediately rode his Nether Wolf to the side, looking as if he didn't know Jack. The Nether Wolf he was sitting on also waved its claws cooperatively!
After a while, the three of us returned to the camp! The hell wolf's body was full of prey! Helen ran to the hell wolf and patted its head gently. Then she said to me,"How are we going to eat it? Look, it's all furry!”
I was speechless! She looked at everyone and realized that everyone knew how to cook! It was no wonder. How could these pampered and pampered people do this! I smiled bitterly and shook my head.”I pointed at Jack and the others and said,"Go get some firewood!"”
Ander asked in surprise,""Are you really good at it?"
The corners of my lips curled up as I began to fiddle with the various ingredients! In a short while, these ingredients were placed on the fire! Helen squatted beside me and watched as I emptied the chicken. I wrapped it in oilpaper and covered it with a thick layer of mud."Are you sure you can eat this?”
"Hehe, little girl, just you wait! This was a famous dish! I guarantee that you'll have an endless aftertaste!”
Helen said in disgust," Humph! I won't eat this!" So dirty! Moreover, this mud was so smelly that it would definitely be inedible!”
I looked at Helen helplessly and thought, Little girl, you will have to beg me later! I'll bury a few five-colored chickens under the fire! He was flipping the roasted meat on top of it! As I busied myself, the aroma of roasted meat made these guys drool! I sprinkled the condiments that I had prepared for the medicinal wine and distributed them to everyone!
Jack took a bite of the oily roasted meat and said vaguely,"Mmm, it smells so good! I've never eaten such delicious food! Boss, give me another piece!”Everyone looked at Jack and tried it one after another. In the end, they all praised me!
I pushed away the dust and took out the five-colored chicken that I had cooked and threw it on the ground! The soil on the surface was instantly shattered into pieces! I opened the oil paper and a strong fragrance spread out!
Fei 'er looked at the fragrant food I mentioned and said,"Is this what you did just now?" I nodded and said to him,"This is called beggar's chicken!" It's a first-class delicacy!" Saying so, he tore off a fat chicken leg and handed it to Fei 'er.
Fei 'er bit down like a lady and almost bit her tongue off."Mmm, it smells so good! Fat but not greasy, tender but not burnt. Heavens, how did you make it?”
Helen heard Fei 'er's words and curiously grabbed a chicken drumstick.""I don't believe it's that delicious!" As he said this, he bit down! I'll destroy it in no time and then look pitifully at the beggar's chicken in my hand! Helplessly, I handed it to her. Helen was like a child waiting for her beloved toy. She quickly kissed my face and began to compete with the food in her hand! I picked up a few people and gave them to Jack and the others! Then, he tore off another drumstick and handed it to Avril. Avril thanked him in a low voice and started eating in a depressed manner!
Just as I was about to sit down and finish the food in my hand, I suddenly noticed a snow-white bird standing on a tree not far away. Its long tail swayed gently with the breeze! Its hooked mouth was picking the feathers on its abdomen! Fei 'er followed my gaze and couldn't help but say,"What a beautiful bird!"
I felt a wave of helplessness. This fellow was even bigger than a pigeon. How did it become a small bird! I waved at it and shouted,"Neiniao, come here!" Let me study it!"
It looked around like a human! He revealed a puzzled expression! I couldn't help but be shocked! Were birds from another world so human? "What are you looking at! Yes, you, come here!"
It glanced down and ignored me! I was instantly furious! This guy can definitely understand what I'm saying! "Are you coming over? If you don't come over, I'll use magic to kill you!”The bird chirped twice! It seemed to be expressing its disdain! Out of curiosity!
Helen shouted at the bird,"Beautiful bird, can you come over?" I like you so much!" Suddenly, the snow-white bird flew over and landed on Helen's shoulder. Helen laughed happily! He even reached out and touched the damned bird's head. The little thing squinted its eyes in satisfaction, and its expression seemed to be very comfortable! What the f * ck is this bird? I can't help but think!
I went to Helen and said to the bird on her shoulder,""Who are you!"
The bird opened its mouth and a crisp voice came out of it."Hey, bastard! Why are you calling me noble? And the noble me is nothing but an elegant thorn bird! Do you really admire the noble me?”When everyone heard the Thorn Bird's answer, they were completely shocked! This bird was also narcissistic?
I rubbed my dizzy head and said sternly,"You call yourself noble? F * ck you! I've never seen such a narcissistic and brainless bird like you! Little thing, get your filthy mouth off my woman's face! Motherf * cker, taking advantage of this young master's woman!”
The Thorn Bird looked at me angrily,"Have you ever seen such a beautiful and handsome Thorn Bird?" Have you ever seen a thorn bird that can talk after hatching for a year? Don't you think I'm a genius Thorn Bird? Don't you think, cough, bastard, what are you trying to do to me?”
I grabbed the Thorn Bird's neck. To be honest, I really had the urge to strangle it!
"Why does this bird look so much like a human?" Ander asked Jack.”
"You're as shameless and narcissistic as Boss!" Jack nodded. Uh, I didn't say anything!"
"How dare you strangle me so rudely! Bastard, you messed up my feathers! Let go of me!" Purple flames immediately appeared on the little thing's body! This little thing knows magic? Could it be a magical beast? But Thorn Birds could only live for thirty years at most! It could be said that other than her beautiful appearance, she was completely useless! How did this little thing know how to use magic? But this bit of magic isn't enough for me!
I grabbed it with one hand and used my other hand to slap the little thing a few times! In the end, the little thing's eyes were filled with stars! However, he still raised his head and shouted like a broken gong,"How dare you hit the noble me! You bastard!"
"You still dare to show off?" Pa, pa, I hit it twice again! Helen's heart ached when she saw this!
The Thorn Bird said in a daze,"The noble me will not yield!”But when she saw my raised hand, she hurriedly changed her tone."Can you not slap my face?"
"What do you think?" As he spoke, he was slapped in the face
"How is it? Does it feel good?" I rubbed my slightly sore palms and looked at the thorn birds on the ground!
The Thorn Bird looked at me in fear and thought,'A good bird doesn't eat its fill!' Looks like I'll have to endure the humiliation today! Thinking of this, the Thorn Bird flapped its wings and said,"You win, I…" Seeing my murderous gaze, she hurriedly changed her words."I'm convinced!"
"Do you have a name?" I asked.”
"My name is... Eh, I'm called Thorn Bird!" The little thing looked as if it was nothing!
I patted his head and said,"Listen, no matter what you used to be called, you are now called Xiao Bai!"”
"I don't want to be called Xiao Bai! This name…" Seeing that I was smiling at it with ill intentions, it could only droop its head and say,"Then let's call him Little White!"
I caressed its snow-white feathers in satisfaction."Stupid bird, follow me and I guarantee you'll have a good life! I can also help you find many little female birds!”I continue to tempt!
When Little White heard the name of the female bird, its eyes immediately emitted a terrifying green light. It said,"Really?"
"Definitely!"
"Alright, I'll follow you in the future!”Xiao Bai landed on my shoulder and said with a fawning expression! What kind of person deserves what kind of bird! Jack and the others thought silently!
Fei 'er stroked Little White's feathers and said,""I've never heard of or seen a White Thorn Bird. And he even knew how to use magic! This little guy is really strange!"
"Are you really a Thorn Bird?" I asked Little White.”
Xiaobai returned to her previous appearance and said with certainty,"Yeah, I was born white, different from other Thorn Birds! As for magic, I don't know! I become like that when I'm angry!”
I listened to Xiao Bai's answer thoughtfully. Perhaps it had mutated! Just as Ander was about to touch Little White, Little White flew away and shouted,""Master, someone touched your bird ~" Everyone was silent for a while before they burst into laughter!
(Sigh, it's not easy for Xiao Shuai. Everyone, please have pity on me. Flowers, anything is fine! But even so, Xiao Shuai is very grateful for everyone's support. Thank you, I will work hard to write and try my best to make the article more voluminous.）
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