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Su Ze was kissing Yifei affectionately. When he returned home, he saw Zhanbo staring at the phone with his hands clasped together. Su Ze walked over and said,""Zhanbo, what are you doing? Are you going to call a girl?”
"Wow, Teacher Su, how did you know?。”Zhanbo looked at Su Ze and said,
Su Ze looked at Zhanbo speechlessly. He thought to himself that he could actually guess correctly.。。
"I was just about to call Ada."
"Ah Da? Who is Ada?" Yifei asked.
"It's Ada. It was a girl. We worked in the same building. Yesterday, we met by chance in a cafe.”
"Alright, kid, so you hit on her?”Zhanbo smiled slyly.
"He even left you his phone number?”Yifei said happily,
"She said she would call me. But I think I'm a boy, so I should take the initiative. What do you think, Sis?”
"Wait a minute." Then, he ran to the cabinet and took out three incense sticks." Thanks to our ancestors, Zhanbo finally realized that we are a man," he said, bowing to the photo three times.。。
Su Ze looked at Yifei in confusion."Then why did you bow in Jay Chou's photo?”After being glared at by Yifei, she was speechless. Then, Yifei said to Zhanbo,""Alright, I feel like making a call. I want to witness this moment in history.”Then, Zhanbo called Ada." Hello, is this Ada? I'm Lu... I'm not married yet…I don't need a certificate... I'm sorry. I don't need a divorce certificate either...。After saying that, he hung up the phone and said to Yifei,"Sis, can you help me see if this is a 1 or a 7?”"This number isn't bad."**？”Zhan Bo thought for a moment and said,""Is there a problem…" Su Ze couldn't stand it anymore."This number is fake…Zhanbo, can you have some common sense?"
"Fake? How did this happen?" Zhanbo said disappointedly.
" It's normal. If I were a girl, I wouldn't give my number to a stranger," Yifei advised.
" It's normal. If there's a stranger who wants the number of He Dong's aunt," Xiao Xian smiled.
" Hmph, even if we want it, we won't give it to you," Su Ze said beside Yifei.
"Did you come to the wrong room, Zeng Xiaoxian?" Yifei also angrily said to Xiaoxian.
"I'm here to get something, okay?"
Su Ze looked at the disappointed Zhanbo and said," She might call you too. Doesn't that child like to take the initiative? That's why she's more reserved. That's why I don't like girls like her. Your sister is better. She can say whatever she wants."。"Hehe." Yifei looked at Su Ze with a dark face and said,"Are you praising me or insulting me?”
"Of course I'm praising you... Would I insult you? Are you kidding me?" Su Ze quickly said,
Zhanbo also believed Su Ze's words. He stayed by the phone and waited for Ada's call. Soon, the phone rang. Zhanbo quickly protected the phone like a hen protecting a chick and said happily to Yifei, Suze, and Xiaoxian,""What did I say? What did I say? She called.。”Then, he picked up the phone and said,""Hello, nice to hear your heavenly voice again.。。。。。。。。。”Xiao Xian gave Zhanbo a thumbs up, then walked out of the room and closed the door. Zhanbo immediately handed the phone to Yifei, who was looking at Zhanbo with anticipation, and said,"Mom called."
At noon, Su Ze was just about to go home from the gym when Zi Qiao called Su Ze and said,""Ah Ze, where are you?"
"I'm at the gym. What's wrong? Where are you?"
"Don't worry about where I am," Zi Qiao said excitedly,"I just saw a video of a group of sows lining up and falling into a ditch." I've already posted it on Youtube. Do you want to take a look? I'll connect it to you."
"There's such a thing? Give me the link, let me see…"
Zi Qiao suddenly fell silent. "You really want to see it?" she asked Su Ze excitedly.”
"Of course…"Of course I have to watch such an interesting video," Su Ze said matter-of-factly.
"I called all of them and they all said I was bored. You're the one who said you'd watch it. It wasn't in vain that I took the subway, took the ferry, and even took a long-distance bus to shoot the video."
"Did you really go so far just to let us watch such an exciting video? Er, Ziqiao, I have to say, you're really bored."
Ziqiao…。。。。。。。。。
Guan Gu and Mika went around saying that they saw cockroaches and rats, but no one believed them.
Zhanbo waited for a whole day for a phone call, but Zi Qiao made a fool of him. It turned out that Zi Qiao knew that Zhanbo was waiting for a girl's call, so she told Zhanbo that she had a friend who worked in the intelligence bureau. They had a population search system, but it would be illegal. However, Zhanbo agreed for the girl's phone call. Then, after being played by Qiao Zi for a long time, he saw a video of a group of sows jumping into a ditch.。
Yifei had taught Wanyu how to cook Egg-Fried Rice. However, Wanyu had always followed the principle that the student had surpassed the master, so she made her Egg-Fried Rice tasteless. However, it aroused Yifei's competitive spirit and made Zhan Bola come over to be the referee to taste their Egg Fried Rice because the two bowls were reversed. Zhanbo didn't know who made the bowl. Therefore, she accidentally chose Wanyu's. Yifei angrily locked herself in the bedroom with a pot of Egg Fried Rice. Zhanbo quickly pulled Su Ze over and asked him to persuade Yifei.
Su Ze walked to the bathroom and knocked on the door. He said to Yifei,""Feifei, come out first. You guys have a good purpose in this competition, but why did you find that idiot Zhanbo to be the referee? He was no longer human. You're his sister, but you don't even know. You should have asked me, a master chef, to be the judge.”
Yifei stuck her head out of the toilet and looked at Su Ze with a cute voice."Are you saying that you will choose me in one fell swoop and announce me as the winner?”
"Of course. Who am I? I'm your husband. You still don't believe me?"
Then, Yifei came out with two bowls. Wanyu's name was written at the bottom of the bowl. There was no name at the bottom of the bowl. (Su Ze didn't know which bowl was made by Yifei.) Then, Su Ze began to taste it. He tasted Wanyu's, then Yifei's. Then, she stopped looking at Wanyu and finished Yifei's food. He said to the three of them,"This bowl, this bowl wins." After the results were announced, Yifei won. After giving Su Ze a kiss, she ran away happily. "How did you know?" Zhan Bo and Wan Yu asked Su Ze.”"I've often eaten Egg Fried Rice from high-class restaurants," said Su Ze. So it's nothing, but your sister's Egg Fried Rice has a taste of love.”Zhanbo Wanyu looked at each other and then looked at Su Ze with disdain. "The most important thing is that I'm late for your sister's hair while playing with Egg Fried Rice."。。”Zhanbo Wanyu was speechless…。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
Guan Gu and Meijia's trap had finally caught the cockroach and rat. The next book had a pot on it. They were going to take it to the research institute to study it, but they saw Zhanbo on the way and told him about it. With Zhanbo's imagination, he believed it, but when he looked again, he found nothing inside. He realized that the cockroach and rat were still at home. Guan Gu immediately rushed back. When he got home, he saw Xian reading a magazine and Mika watching TV. He quickly told Mika what had just happened. Mika said nonchalantly,"I know. The moment you went out, that cockroach came out.”
" Where is it now?" Guan Gu asked anxiously.
" Over there!" Mika pointed at the balcony. Guan Gu Zhanbo was speechless. It turned out that Su Ze's left hand was tugging at the cockroach's tail while his right hand was recording a video on his phone.。。It turned out that the cockroach and mouse had come out when Guan Gu had just left, which gave Xiaoxian and Meijia a fright. However, Su Ze had just finished eating the Egg Fried Rice and wanted to come over to look for Yifei. However, he didn't see Yifei. Instead, he saw something that looked like a cockroach and a mouse. He guessed that this was the cockroach and mouse that they had been talking about. Then, he thought about how Ziqiao's video of a sow jumping into a ditch could reach the top of the homepage of Youtube, so this video of a cockroach and a mouse would definitely reach the top. Then, with the intention of showing off this video to Ziqiao, he grabbed the cockroach and mouse in his hand under the stunned gazes of Xiaoxian and Meijia, and then began the tragic filming.。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
After Su Ze finished patting the cockroach, he found that the hard shell on its back could be separated, just like wings for flight. He was curious about how far it could fly, so he called Xiaoxiangu Mika to the side and prepared to let everyone see this matter. At first, everyone scoffed at the fact that the cockroach could fly, but when Su Ze threw it down from the sixth floor, they realized that it could really fly. After patting it in flight for a while, Su Ze returned to 3601. Little did they know that the cockroach had flown back to Room 3602. Meijia, Guan Gu, and Xiaoxian shouted " Su Ze " and ran out of the room to tell Wanyu, Zhanbo, and Yifei. No one believed it, but Guan Gu said that Su Ze had a video, so everyone could only wait for Su Ze to go home and watch it.
At night, Zhanbo was still waiting for Ada's call. When the phone rang, Zhanbo quickly answered it and said,""Hello, is this Ada? I didn't expect you to call me. Yes, a little surprised…"But why does your voice sound so strange?" At this moment, Qiao walked out from the balcony behind Zhanbo and said in a low voice,"Is that so, Zhanbo? My throat is a little uncomfortable.”
"What's wrong? Are you sick?"
"That's right. I think so. Zhanbo, do you know that I've been thinking about you so much that my stomach is a little bloated?"
"Rising?"
"It's the feeling of being full.”
"I see,"
"Actually, I've been wanting to call you for a long time, but I was delayed by an accident just now.”
"What accident?"
" I saw a group of sows lining up and falling into the ditch, hahahaha!" Zi Qiao couldn't help but laugh after saying that. Zhan Bo also heard it and turned around to look at Zi Qiao angrily."Lu Ziqiao, I think you're the one who has nothing better to do, right?”At this moment, the phone rang again. Zhanbo said to Ziqiao,"Hmph, I won't fall for your trick again." Ziqiao quickly raised his hand and said,"I'll be fine."" I didn't do anything this time." Zhanbo quickly ran over to answer the phone."Ada, I knew you would call. Yes, we live in iPartment. You also want to rent a house…Alone? "Oh, you still have a lot of sisters who want to come over and take a look." Zi Qiao's eyes lit up as she quickly snatched the phone over and said,"I'm sorry.""Come over. We're having a party tomorrow. You can apply for membership through email, and we will draw lucky members to stay in iPartment for free. Me? I'm the landlord. My name is Lu...。。Xiao Bu, good. It's settled then, I'll see you tomorrow night at eight o'clock."
"What are you doing? Are you crazy?" Zhanbo Road
"This weekend is too boring. We need to have some fun. So now we need to find the opposite sex, a lot of the opposite sex.”
"But you can't tell them we want to have a party.”
"Didn't you hear Ada say that he has many sisters? On this planet, other than the seasonal sales, the only way to gather them all in one go was to have a party. Let me tell you, a party should be like an army crossing a single-plank bridge. The more you tell them that the threshold is high, the more they will break their heads to participate. It's like shouting "Beauty" on the street. No matter if it's a beauty or not, everyone will turn around. Who would be willing to admit that they were not qualified?”At this moment, Yifei ran out and said,"Who called me just now?"”Zi Qiao shook his head and Yifei walked back to her room.
"That's amazing. Then, are we going to hold a party there?”
"Of course I do."
"Everyone will be here tomorrow. They won't agree."
"Then don't ask for their permission to stop my son from picking up girls.。。。He broke the small house that Zhanbo had made with chocolate and biscuits with his wrist.
At night, Su Ze called Yifei when he got home. Then, Zhanbo, Guan, Gu, Meijia, Qiao Wanyu, Yifei, and Xiao Xian all ran out to look at Su Ze in a daze. Su Ze looked at everyone in a daze." I'm calling Yifei. Why are you all out here?"”Zi Qiao said to Su Ze,"Hurry up and show us the cockroach and mouse videos recorded on your phone."
"That won't do. I worked hard to shoot it. He was only going to show it to Feifei. "That's why it's so precious." After saying that, he gave the phone to Yifei and gave her a wink. Yifei also gave her a look that said 'you're sensible.' Finally, after everyone begged Yifei for a long time, everyone finally saw the true face of the cockroach rat.
(There was only one chapter today, so I was a little busy. However, the word count was the same as the two chapters, but it was combined into one page.) Thank you for your support.。。。。。。。。）
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