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On this day, it was almost noon when Su Ze woke up. He had just opened the door when he saw Yifei and Xiaoxian sitting on the sofa, and Ziqiao just pushed the door open and walked in. She was wearing a green hat and singing happily. Then, she took a bottle of milk and left. Then, he walked to the sofa and looked at Xiao Xian and Yifei."What's wrong with Ziqiao? Are you addicted to being cuckolded?" "Ignore him, he's probably used to it. Maybe this isn't a problem for him anymore."
"How can that be? No matter what Ziqiao thinks, we have to fulfill our obligations as friends. Ah Ze, look at this. I found it in the trash can in Ziqiao's room this morning.”Yifei said excitedly and handed the note to Su Ze. Yifei was shouting in her heart (used to have something to do). Without a doubt, Yifei's hidden attribute of gossip had exploded.
Su Ze looked at the note in his hand,"I've turned my wounds into roses, my tears into rain, and I've already been reborn for the olive tree in my dream."
"Are you sad?" Yifei asked Su Ze. I told you that Ziqiao must have already known."
"I don't know if it's sad or not, but the writing is good." Could it be that the two of you have concluded that Zi Qiao already knows just because of these two sentences?”
"Did you just see him buy another green hat?" Yi Fei argued excitedly. And listen to his lyrics: There's a green light where happiness lies, Ziqiao must already know."
At this moment, Xian also said,"I don't know if you've noticed anything." Yifei and Su Ze looked at Xian with anticipation, waiting for him to continue.
Xiao Xian clapped his hands and looked at them." I think that's my milk." Su Ze and Yifei rolled their eyes at him.
Just as Xiaoxian was holding the psychology of abnormal psychology, Yifei was holding the psychology of mental illness, and Su Ze was holding the magazine, they began to discuss.
Xiaoxian was the first to speak." In my opinion, he's just in a temporary low tide. Men have those few days every month."
"Are you a man?" Su Ze asked.”
"Yes, men," replied Xiaoxian.
"You have one every month?" Su Ze looked at Xian strangely.”
"Yeah, what's wrong?" asked Xiao Xian, looking at Su Ze in confusion. "It happens when my work isn't going well." Su Ze was speechless. I just gave him a look of admiration
Yifei looked at the two of them and said,"We're talking about Ziqiao, alright?"”Xiao Xian and Su Ze looked at Yifei like that. However, Xiao Xian looked at her indifferently, while Su Ze looked at her with tenderness. Seeing this, Yifei had goosebumps all over her body. She quickly trembled and said to the two of them seriously,"According to my many years of clinical experience, suffering a major blow will cause the psychological adjustment ability to be disordered due to jealousy. This is a very typical depression.”Then, he read the book and said,"41% of them were caused by cheating."
Xiao Xian looked at Yifei speechlessly and said,"Aren't you teaching politics?" You know this too?"
Yifei looked at the book and said indifferently,"My family has a history of mental illness."
Xiao Xian and Su Ze stared at Yifei. As expected. Su Ze blinked and looked at Yifei,"It's okay, I don't care." Yifei was looked at until her hair stood on end and she shivered.
Little Xian looked at Yifei with an expression that said,"" No wonder you're so perverted. Haha!"
Yifei turned to look at Xiaoxian expressionlessly. Xiaoxian immediately lowered his head and flipped through the book.
"I mean, my aunt, uh, no, Zhanbo's aunt has a history of mental illness," Yifei explained.
"Isn't Zhanbo's aunt your aunt?" Su Ze asked shamelessly. She's also my aunt."
Yifei and Xiaoxian collectively raised their middle fingers at Su Ze. despise you
Yifei only explained," The situation is like this. In fact, my mom is Zhanbo's stepmother, and his dad is my stepfather. Although I've called his auntie since I was young, Zhanbo's auntie is only his own auntie, not my real auntie. My dad is an only child, so I don't have an auntie, understand?”Su Ze and Xiaoxian shook their heads in a daze.
Su Ze said to Xiao Xian,"Although I don't understand, her house is quite messy." Then he said to Yifei with a smile,"It's okay, I don't mind. When I go to a shop in the future, you can introduce them to me one by one."
"Go to the side, you flirtatious maniac!" Yifei gritted her teeth at Su Ze and said,""I know that it will be very difficult for the two of you to understand with your IQ. Let me put it this way. We reorganized our families from small matters. Zhanbo and I grew up together. Although we were like brothers, we were fundamentally different in terms of genes.”
"So Zhanbo isn't my brother-in-law?" Su Ze asked Yifei in surprise. He is your stepfather's son, so he is me.。。。Uh, uh, uh... He had to call her brother-in-law. Then where is my brother-in-law? Has your mother given birth yet?"
Little Xian and Yifei looked at Su Ze, who was still chattering non-stop. The two of them thought that this child must have eaten too much fake milk powder. Where did his brain come from? Moreover, it could actually make him the boss of one of the top ten corporations in the world? Wasn't this too much of a scam? In the end, under Yifei's violent threat, Su Ze finally stopped worrying about his brother-in-law.。
When Xiaoxian saw Su Ze lying on the sofa with a layer of black foundation (dark circles) under his eyes, he knew that the world was finally quiet. "You mean your aunt's illness has nothing to do with you?"”
Yifei said,"That's right."
"What does that have to do with Ziqiao?"”
Yifei clapped her hands and said," The symptoms are similar. When I was young, my aunt was also a good-looking person. She was smart and charming. Later, after a failed relationship, she fell ill."
"What illness does she have?" asked Xiaoxian.”
Yifei said,"He doesn't wake up during the day and doesn't sleep at night. He bought a little red riding hood and even chants every day. Later, he was sent to the mental hospital until now." At this moment, Zhanbo, who had been behind Yifei, spoke up."My aunt is only in the mental hospital?"
Xiaoxian said to Yifei cheerfully,"He doesn't know?"
Zhanbo walked over and said to the crowd,"But my father told me that she went to Narnia and lived a happy life."
Then, the "Narnia" that could not be found on the global map was confirmed by Teacher Hu Yifei to not exist.
After some discussion, Yifei was about to go downstairs to get her things. When she reached the door, she turned around and looked at Su Ze, who was unconscious on the sofa. She smiled slightly and then her face turned red.
When our main character woke up from his fainting state, he saw Yifei Xiaoxian about to go out and hurriedly ran over to say,"Where are you guys going? Bring me along. I want to cultivate more feelings with Yifei."
"Who wants to cultivate feelings with you? Did you not rest enough just now?”Yifei raised her fist and threatened,
"I don't care. Where are you two going? "I want to go too. Also, what was the result of our discussion just now?" Su Ze said.
Xiao Xian told Su Ze that the conclusion the two of them gave Zi Qiao was: Melancholy. [Solution: Ziqiao is very depressed and lonely now. He must be given the love of his friends.]
Su Ze looked at Yifei and said," Are you sure it's depression? Why do I feel like you want to find a companion for your aunt in the mental hospital?"”
"Go, go." Am I that kind of person? We're buying breakfast for Ziqiao now. Are you coming?”
When the three of them bought breakfast and walked into Zi Qiao's room, they saw that Zi Qiao was still sleeping. Xiao Xian and Yifei started to enlighten Ziqiao. As for Su Ze, after arranging the breakfast in his hands for Zi Qiao, he took out two game consoles from his pocket and stuffed them into Zi Qiao's hands. He took out a flower from behind him and placed it in the vase beside Ziqiao. Finally, he took out two bags of fruits, washed them, and placed them on a plate before Zi Qiao.
Zi Qiao, Xiao Xian, and Yi Fei looked at Su Ze, who could take out things everywhere like a magician, and were completely speechless.
After that, a series of psychological and financial consolations began, causing Ziqiao to almost think that he had cancer. Before he left, Su Ze kindly held Zi Qiao's hands and said with tears in his eyes,""Ziqiao, take your time to recuperate. If you're paralyzed, I'll take care of you.”He then placed his car keys in Zi Qiao's hands and said,"If there's nothing else, don't let me stay at home. I'm going out for a breather and a ride. There was no need to look. The fuel tank was full. Yifei gave Su Ze a look that said that she did a good job this time, causing the excited Su Ze to mistakenly think that Yifei accepted him. She rushed over and hugged Yifei. After all, Su Ze had lived two lives and had never dated.
Zi Qiao was even more confused. When she saw Yifei carrying the unconscious Su Ze out, she thought to herself,'I wrote a line in the lyrics saying that I have depression, but the feeling of being taken care of is too good.'
Yifei was discussing with Xiao Xian about hiring a psychiatrist for Ziqiao when Su Ze woke up. Yifei said to Su Ze,"Ze, it's good that you're awake. Drive Ziqiao to see a psychiatrist."?
Su Ze had just woken up and said in a daze,"What's wrong? What happened? Why is someone on the sofa?"
Yifei and Xiaoxian looked at each other and said,"No, you've been sleeping on the sofa."
"Why does my head hurt so much?" Su Ze rubbed his head. Why are you two looking for me?"
Yifei said,"I want you to send Ziqiao to the psychological clinic. I found that Ziqiao is getting more and more depressed." Yifei went back to take a look at Ziqiao and found that Meijia was scolding Ziqiao, and Ziqiao was especially depressed (pretending).
" Okay, no problem. My car keys are with Ziqiao. Let's go get them," Su Ze said.
Everyone told him about the matter in Zi Qiao's room. Zi Qiao agreed to their conditions with the idea of pretending to go to the clinic and then cheating a certificate so that he could be taken care of in the future.
After arriving at the clinic, Yifei stole a glance at Su Ze and said to Xiaoxian,"This doctor must be very handsome, right?"
When Su Ze heard this, he immediately rushed to Yifei and grabbed her arm, saying,"The most handsome man in the world is already in front of you. Other people are like floating clouds in front of me. Could it be that you like ugly ones?”
Yi Fei was a little happy when she saw Su Ze holding her hand. However, Su Ze's behavior clearly put her in a difficult position. Therefore, the people present were lucky enough to witness Yifei's unique skill, the Profound Bullet Flash. However, Yifei was unlucky. He grabbed Su Ze's right hand. Even though Yifei had used all her strength, Su Ze still felt nothing. He had no choice but to grab Su Ze's left hand. Su Ze, who was constantly paying attention to Yifei's movements, immediately took five steps back. What a joke. The usual dark circles under his eyes were just dark circles. Dislocated arms were not a joke, and the farce passed just like that. After a while, a fat man with a beer belly came out and led Zi Qiao in. Yifei looked at the doctor and then at Su Ze, comparing them. This caused Su Ze to almost lose control and push Yifei down. Then, he angrily said to her,"How dare you compare this black fatty to me?"
After a while, Zi Qiao came out crying," The doctor said that my illness is something he has never encountered before. I'm a hopeless person. I'd better prepare for my next life." Then he ran away crying.
When Su Zezi and Qiao Xiaoxian asked the doctor about Ziqiao's condition, the doctor clearly told everyone that it was a prank. Then, because no one cared about Xiao Xian when he was cuckolded, he thought about how everyone cared about him when he pretended to be sick. As a result, he became more and more agitated. In the end, he even told her that he was a cuckold. I'm looking at you...
At this moment, Xiaoxian realized that she had said something wrong. She asked Yifei and Su Ze,"What did I just say?" Yifei and Su Ze said in unison,"No!" At this moment, Xiao Xian covered his head and said, Worrying about others is, in a sense, worrying about yourself in disguise. You lack a sense of security in your heart."" You need treatment." Xiao Xian also covered his head and fell on the sofa.
When he woke up the next day, he saw Yifei, Xiaoxian, and Su Ze beside his bed. His hands and legs were tied to the bed, and only the bottom of his body was covered with a blanket.。
"The doctor told us yesterday that your depression is very serious."
Zi Qiao lay on the bed and looked at the three of them."Is that so? Let me go first, we can talk slowly."
Su Ze said to Zi Qiao in a wretched manner,"No, no, no. Due to your serious condition, you've already been labeled as a weirdo in psychology. The doctor suggested that we immediately use electroshock therapy."
"Hit?" Zi Qiao was surprised.
"Very popular, very violent!"
Yifei also chimed in,"No matter what, it's good for your condition."
"You're not joking, are you?" Zi Qiao said in a panic. Let me go!"
Yifei said," But we don't have a medical taser at home, but the doctor told us that we can use this instead. The effect will be the same. Xiao Xian, hold him down." Su Ze handed Yifei an electric iron. Xiao Xian stepped forward and held Zi Qiao down.
Ziqiao said in a panic," No, no, no, no. I'll tell you the truth. Actually, I'm not really depressed. The two pieces of paper you saw were actually the lyrics of Stefanie Sun. I told a girl that I'm the president of Stefanie Sun's fan club, so I've been memorizing the lyrics recently."
"Sigh, melancholic patients often have such strange fantasies," Su Ze said wretchedly to Yifei.
Yifei also said,"The patients in the mental hospital always say that they are not crazy. Ziqiao, we can understand your pain."
Zi Qiao struggled,"I didn't lie to you, what I said is true."
Yifei said,"Let's try a course of treatment first." Then she started to iron Ziqiao's chest.
At this moment, Mika pushed open the door and walked in.""Stop!"
Ziqiao looked at Meijia as if he had seen his savior and said,"" Mika, Mika, come save me, Mika!"
"You want to abuse Ziqiao?" Meijia asked Yifei.”
Ziqiao cried and nodded at Meijia.
Meijia's expression suddenly changed. She smiled and extended her hand to Yifei."Let me do it."
Meijia pressed the button without hesitation.。
Su Ze, who was behind everyone, said to Yifei,"Fortunately, it's not plugged in. Otherwise, Zi Qiao would really become an airport. I didn't expect Meijia to be so ruthless."
Yi Fei and Xiao Xian nodded their heads in a daze.
(Oh my, I'm exhausted. At night, he suddenly thought of posting another chapter. She didn't expect that she wouldn't be able to stop writing after she started writing. He wrote until one o'clock. Dear readers. If you have any opinions about Ruoxi, tips, or collections, you can voice them in the comments. Or add my Q number: ** or add my Y number: **, because I don't really like QQ, so friends who have YY, hurry up!!! Also, he didn't write much about his works. If he did, it would be a must-read!! Finally, thank you for your support. Although very few people have read this book, Ruoxi will persevere.
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