"Ah ah, as expected, leisurely days are the best.”
Luminous Moon was lying in the room, lazily basking in the sun.
" I feel the same way," someone beside Luminous Moon replied.
"Ka…ka…ka." It was the sound of a fatty eating.
The two people beside Luminous Moon were Shikamaru and Ding Ci.
"Hey, I heard that the Chuunin exam is about to start.”Luminous Moon suddenly said.
" Ah, I know, but it's really troublesome," Shikamaru said without any enthusiasm.
"Well, when the time comes, let's go decadent.”Luminous Moon said.
"Ka…ka…ka"
What the f * ck, your face is full of decadence. Who the f * ck can tell you what's going on with the dispirited Luminous Moon? Who can tell Kong Ming that I f * cking transmigrated?
"Eh? I think I heard the author's voice just now?”Moonlight.
"You might be hearing things, right? How could the author be here?”Shikamaru turned around and said.
F * ck, I heard your face wrongly. May your sister be with me, your sister.
"It's happening again. It doesn't seem to be an auditory hallucination. By the way, Shikamaru, when did you have a sister?”
"Ah, I heard it. As for my sister? The author probably had delusions.
Speaking of which, you still look so calm. Shikamaru, how calm do you have to be? Kong Ming wasn't delusional. Kong Ming was full of integrity. It was just a habit to throw it out and then pick it up again.
"Forget it, ignore him. I'll go shopping.”Luminous Moon stood up.
"Go, go."
"Ding Ci, a bag of potato chips." Luminous Moon walked to Ding Ci and took the potato chips.
Moonlight is walking on the street
"Boss, give me thirty skewers of meatballs." A bold female voice sounded.
Moonlight followed the voice.
"What are you looking at, little brat?" Red Bean picked up the meatball and said to Luminous Moon.
Luminous Moon smiled and walked over to snatch the meatball from Red Bean's hand.
Why was it a meatball? Shouldn't it be a lollipop? Could it be that the times had changed? Could it be that I'm OUT of date? How was this possible? Bilibala [The sound of a plate breaking behind the table that Lord Kong Mingjun flipped]
"Stinky brat, return the meatball to me." If Red Bean saw that her meatball was snatched away, what would she do? She immediately packed the meatballs on the table and chased after him.
Glancing at the red beans chasing after her and the meatballs in her hand, Luminous Moon couldn't help but smile.
"Damn brat, stop right there. You better not get caught by me.”
Upon hearing this, Luminous Moon stopped in her tracks. I turned around and looked at Red Bean.
bang
Red Bean did not expect Luminous Moon to suddenly stop. They bumped into each other.
"What are you doing, you little brat!”Red Bean was about to explode with anger. First, her meatball was snatched away. Then, she chased after the other party crazily. She did not expect the other party to actually stop so obediently. They accidentally bumped into each other.
"You were the one who told me to stop." Luminous Moon looked very innocent. The eyes under the mask were staring at the two white rabbits hidden under the red bean net shirt.
" As expected, I'm not wearing any underwear!!!" Luminous Moon's nose was already dripping.
"Stinky brat, didn't I say that I won't let you off?”Red Bean took out a Kuai and placed it on Moon Glory's neck. Her tone was extremely sinister.
"You seem to have said that before? Then what are you going to do to me?" Luminous Moon pretended to be a curious baby and asked.
Silly... Silly... There seemed to be a black bird flying over.
“欸？欸？Shouldn't you be panicking?”Red Bean grabbed her hair and was in a mess. This was someone holding a bitter herb against his neck. This was bitter herb, not a toothpick. You'll get pregnant if you cooperate. Can't you panic for a while so that I can teach you a lesson and then extort you for meatballs?？
Speaking of which, Red Bean girl, it's very dangerous to be held by a toothpick. What's with the sentence " cooperate and you'll get pregnant "? Did you transmigrate here? After teaching her a lesson, you still want to extort meatball. What the hell are you doing? As expected, there's no limit to the moral integrity in novels, right? He definitely had no moral integrity, right? Kong Mingwo was the one who should be in a mess. Who else could tell Kong Mingwo why the hell he transmigrated again?欸？Why did I use 'again'?
"Why should I panic? Could it be that you don't want to do that to me? I will never yield to you!”Luminous Moon looked confused, but then she seemed to have thought of something. She hurriedly covered her chest with her hands, as if she was facing a strong enemy.
"Who wants to do anything to you?”
Bang!
Red Bean couldn't take it anymore and punched Luminous Moon's head.
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts." Red Bean rubbed her swollen fist." You little brat, what are you wearing? It's so hard."”
"24K Refined Titanium Mask: Not only is it durable, but it's also anti-knock. It's a must-have for those who play dirty. One is only sold for 998 yuan. That's right, you're not wrong. As long as it's 998 yuan, you can have it too.”
What the f * ck, what's with the sudden appearance of the advertisement? I don't know when Kong Ming had sponsored advertisements. F * ck, you're advertising in my book? I'll definitely kill you!
"Since you're not going to do anything to me, I'll leave.”
Speaking of which, Yaoyue, why do you look so disappointed? Didn't he just say that he would never yield? Was the Brilliant Moon also doomed?
"Brat, you better not let me see you again.”Red Bean realized that she was already gone, so she could only say some harsh words to Air Monarch.
Little brat, you better not let me see you. Otherwise, I'll f * ck you a hundred times, then f * ck you a hundred times, then f * ck you a hundred times. Hmph, hmph.
As expected, the red bean mulberry tree had collapsed. It was empty, and my worldview was ruined.
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"Ahhhh, today is a beautiful and fulfilling day.”Lying on the bed, Luminous Moon recalled everything that had happened today and sighed.
Who could understand what this guy's worldview was like? As expected, you have to accept the punishment, soul.
"You won't understand my worldview even if I tell you. Anyway, as long as everything is fine, it's fine. Author, please go back and pick up your lost integrity.。"Go, go," Luminous Moon waved her hand at the void and said. Why did it sound like he was chasing away flies?
Regarding the 'everything is fine' of the Brilliant Moon, Kong Mingjun only wanted to say,""If you were well, how would you be?" Also, don't look like you're chasing away flies, damn it. Also, I've already picked up my integrity, damn it. I picked it up while throwing it away, damn it.
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Tsk tsk tsk, Kong Ming, I've already taken off my pants, but you guys still don't give me any comments?
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