"Bastard, bastard, bastard. Aren't there a lot of hooligans in the school city? Aren't there many incompetent groups? Why, why haven't I seen anyone after wandering around for the whole day! Bastard!"
There was no doubt that he was the one who had been tricked by his father into going to the school city.
What was the most unfortunate thing in the world? The person died, but the money wasn't spent! What was the most unfortunate thing in the world? That was:
He didn't die, but the money was spent!
As an outsider, he naturally didn't have a single cent on him. Although he had found a job, could he expect to receive a salary as soon as he started working? Impossible! And he was a foodie…
Therefore, he was hungry.
Therefore, he, who was penniless, had a bad idea.
Robbery…no, it was justice!
As a good citizen, it was impossible for Star Blue to do anything illegal. However, it was not a problem for him to educate the hooligans and collect some education fees. This could be considered as getting rid of evil for the people!
The truth was just as the article said. Not to mention the hooligans, there was almost no sign of Star Gray. This made him sigh at how good the atmosphere in School City was!
In fact, it wasn't because the atmosphere in the city was good, but because those hooligans had just been educated. They didn't dare to show up today, afraid that they would be charged for their education fees again.
He wondered if Cang Xing would sigh when he found out that there were people who shared the same ideals as him.
However, in reality, there was no shortage of bold people in the world. There was one person who needed to be taught a good lesson.
"Hey, that guy in front, come over here and give me some money to spend!"
A few golden-haired, red-haired hooligans with comb-like hair appeared out of nowhere. Not only were they dressed strangely, but there were also several holes on their faces. They surrounded Cang Xing in the middle.
The moment the hooligans appeared, Cang Xing was extremely excited. Without saying anything, he immediately began to educate them. After educating them, he began to collect education fees.
"It's not easy being an educating teacher!" Looking at the money in his hand, which was about ten thousand yuan, Cang Xing could not help but sigh. This was the first time he was working as an instructor, and he only had this much. His salary per hour was several times that of this.
"Brother, remember to bring more money in the future. Don't be so poor!”Cang Xing was unhappy. He had been busy for nearly three hours before he could get this little bit. Of course, most of the time, he was looking for gangsters. One second was an education.
The hooligans wanted to cry but had no tears. There were so many perverts, especially this year. They had met two of them on this night alone. Should he change his job? The hooligans thought at the same time.
As a great foodie, he pursued both quality and quantity.
Cang Xing touched the money in his pocket. Although he really wanted to choose quality, the conditions did not allow him to do so. Hence, he could only choose quantity with tears streaming down his face.
He casually walked into an ordinary restaurant and ordered. Of course, he didn't order a lot at once. Otherwise, he would definitely be seen as a monster. Even though he was a monster to humans. Eating at different restaurants not only prevented people from thinking that they were monsters, but they could also taste different flavors. It was really killing two birds with one stone.
"How unfortunate!"
Just as Cang Xing was enjoying his meal, a miserable howl suddenly came from the side. It would make anyone who heard it feel sad and cry upon seeing it…as if!
Xing Cang subconsciously looked to the side. It was a young man with a hedgehog head. He was touching his wallet that had been scratched. He wanted to cry but had no tears. It was obvious that he had been patronized by a thief.
Shangtiao Dangma felt that he was very unlucky. Since he was born, he had been enveloped by the halo of the God of Misfortune. It was not the first time he had lost money. Therefore, after he subconsciously shouted his slogan, he wanted to take the opportunity to get back to his nest and endure the pain of being hungry.
"That young man over there, if you don't mind, do you want to join us?”
Shaotiao, who was about to leave, seemed to have heard a voice from beyond the heavens. He instantly disappeared from his spot and suddenly appeared beside Cang Xing. He looked like a hungry wolf.
"Really? Are you really treating me?" The young man on the last page seemed to be in disbelief, and there seemed to be tears rolling in his eyes.
" If you don't mind..." As he spoke, Cang Xing pushed the noodles in front of him to the young man.
However, before he could react, more than half of the noodles had already disappeared. This speed had already broken through the sky.
"Boss, give me two more bowls…no, ten more bowls.”Seeing that there was an additional person, Cang Xing wanted to order two more bowls, but after seeing the other party's speed, he immediately changed his mind.
After that, the people in the restaurant stopped drinking tea and eating. They all stared at the two of them with their mouths agape because they had witnessed the reincarnation of a hungry ghost.
In front of Cang Xing and Shangjou, the plates were piled up like a small mountain, but the faces of the two hungry ghosts were still in the rice bowls, constantly fighting with the food.
" Ha! I'm full, I'm full!" Hedgehog Head put down a big bowl with a satisfied expression and exhaled.
Star Blue looked at the hedgehog head with disdain and said as he ate,"Young people should eat more. How can such a small thing do?"
The young man who was about to stop heard Yue Dongling's provocation. His eyes were burning with fighting spirit."Perfect! Who's afraid of who?"
"Pa, pa, pa!"
"Gulp, gulp!"
..............
"Woo. I can't eat anymore."
"Bastard. My stomach is so bloated."
Cang Xing and Shangjou sat on their seats with bulging stomachs. Sweat kept appearing on their heads.
" I didn't expect you to be so powerful," said Cang Xing, who was sweating profusely as he propped himself up on the table.
"You, you are." The young man placed his hand on his high belly and forced a smile on his face.
The time of struggle had miraculously created a tacit friendship between the two people who did not know each other. The two of them looked at each other affectionately, and for a moment, the restaurant was filled with gay love.
"I'm called Cang Xing, what's your name?”Xing Cang wiped his sweat and asked Shang Jao-shao.
"My name is Dangma Uejo.”Aunty Shangjo? There was actually someone in this world with this name? Cang Xing looked at the 'auntie' in disbelief.
"Hey, are you thinking about something bad?”The previous youth looked unhappy.
"No, absolutely not. I never thought that there would be someone in the world who would call her auntie.”Startled, Cang Xing subconsciously voiced out his thoughts.
"My name is Shangtiao Dangma, Dangma!”The young man was furious.
"I see. Dang…Ma." Cang Xing finally understood that he had made a mistake in his pronunciation.
"Seriously, get to the bottom of this!”As a healthy man, Dangma Shangjou could be regarded as a jinx, but he could not be regarded as a woman, and an auntie at that. He was a real man.
"Dang Ma, can I ask you something?”Cang Xing's expression suddenly turned serious.
"What is it?" Dangma Shangjo also became serious because of him.
"Excuse me…"
"Yes, yes, yes…"
"Are you a lolicon?"
Puff!
Shangjoudangma spat out a mouthful of blood and put on a serious expression. He thought it was a serious problem, but he did not expect it to be so deceptive!
"Let me ask you again, are you a lolicon?”Cang Xing continued to ask.
"Impossible!" In a fit of anger, Dangma Shangjo slammed the table and stood up." I'm a real big sister fan. My favorite is the big sister next door!”
"Sigh!" Cang Xing looked disappointed. It was not easy to meet someone who could eat as much as him. He thought that they were like-minded people, but he did not expect them to be the opposite. It really disappointed him.
In fact, it was Cang Xing who had made a mistake. The other party had not eaten any food for two weeks due to various 'accidents'. He could only drink water to satisfy his hunger every day. Now, he had suddenly erupted. Speaking of which, not starving to death after not eating for two weeks, and not dying after eating a hundred servings of food at once, this was not something that could be explained by a miracle!
"What's with your expression? Is it so strange to be a number-controlled big sister?”The previous post had tears on his face. Could it be that his misfortune had already broken through the sky and that he would even look down on a big sister?
Something's not right? His expression didn't look like disdain, but more like disappointment? Combined with his question just now, Shangtiao Dangma had completely understood that the person in front of him was:
"You damn lolicon!" When he understood, he looked down on him mercilessly.
He did not expect that Star Blue would not feel ashamed but proud instead. He proudly announced his hobby," That's right, I'm a lolicon!”
"..." Dangma Shangjo was speechless. The other party had admitted it openly, what else could he say? What can you say?
It wasn't that he wasn't good at mocking, but that the other party wasn't on the same channel as him!
"Damn, what's so good about being a mature sister? Why don't you change your profession and become a great lolicon?”It wasn't easy for him to meet someone with the same attributes as him, so he wasn't prepared to give up. He wanted to persuade the other party to change his ways.
"What's so good about a loli? Big sister is better.”The last article was launched when the cannon was fired.
"Lolita has three good qualities, Qingyin's soft body is easy to push down! What's so good about being an older sister?" Cang Xing was prepared to use facts to prove the benefits of a loli and make Dangma Shangjo give up on her older sister.
"Big sisters also have three of her, big breasts and thin waist!”Shangjou Dangma was so excited that he blurted it out.
Star Blue was shocked. He finally understood that even if the other party had the same attribute as him, they couldn't be the same type of person.
A masochist!
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