President Yan hurriedly finished dealing with the company's matters and returned home at 11:30. When he got home, he saw Yan Junfang still lying on the bed. He touched her head and felt that it wasn't hot. "Are you still angry? You didn't even eat breakfast?" he whispered into her ear.”There was still no answer. It's time for lunch. I'll make something delicious for lunch and wake her up to eat!
Lunch was ready at around 12 o'clock. He leaned over and whispered into her ear,"The sweet and sour fish and lamb with scallion I made are your favorites. Eat them while they're hot!”Silence again. He held her in his arms and saw her eyes red and swollen with tears. Yan Yihu's heart felt like it was being stabbed by a knife, and he was filled with regret.
Yan Yihu wiped her tears and said,"Girl, I was wrong. It's all my fault. Please forgive me!"
Yan Junfang opened her red and swollen eyes and said,"No, I can't! You didn't do anything wrong. It's all my fault."
"What did you do wrong?”
Yan Junfang said,"It's all my fault for not being pretty enough and not being gentle enough to tie your heart." Isn't this my fault?"
Yan Yihu hurriedly said,"The girl is the most beautiful. In this world, the girl treats me the best."”
Yan Junfang said,"Since I'm pretty and I treat you the best, why did you go find a lady?"”
"My job requires me to entertain guests, so I have no choice!" Yan Yihu said.”
"You're the boss, who can force you?" Yan Junfang said.”
"President Fan, he…" Yan Yihu said.”
Before he could finish, Yan Junfang interrupted him. "Did President Fan put a knife to your neck?”
"No." Yan Yihu replied.
"Is President Fan's gun pointed at your head?" Yan Junfang asked.”
"No." Yan Yihu replied.
Yan Junfang said," President Fan doesn't have a knife or a gun. Why are you afraid of him?"”
"I have a big contract to sign with him, so I don't dare to offend him.”
"In order to sign the contract, you'll do whatever he tells you to do. I told you to break the law and discipline, and you did whatever you wanted? I told you to kill, and you shot?"
"He didn't ask me to kill anyone?" Yan Yihu asked. I definitely won't kill anyone."
Yan Junfang said,"I told you to sleep with Miss. You're very happy, right?!"”
"This definitely won't happen," said Yan Yihu.”
Yan Junfang said,"If I didn't look for you, the next program would be sleeping with Miss, right?"”
"Girl, how did you know?" Yan Yihu asked in surprise.”
Yan Junfang said,"See, I was right!"”
"Girl, it's not what you think." Yan Yihu said.”
"What did I think of you?" Yan Junfang asked. In the past, I thought too well of you. I treat you as a loyal, honest, upright, and humble gentleman. I even treat you as a saint. I didn't expect you to be so full of benevolence, righteousness, and morality. You're a thief and a prostitute. You're eating from the bowl and looking at the pot. You're using all sorts of methods to visit brothels to find prostitutes. I'm so disappointed!”
"I haven't told you the details yet," Yan Yihu said."Let me explain slowly.”
"Daddy, my dear daddy! What are you explaining? I personally saw you hugging the young miss intimately. What else do you have to say? I call you hubby, but you don't want to. It's still that hostess who calls you so affectionately and so melodiously!”
"Actually, I really hate those ladies.”
Yan Junfang said,"That's what you said verbally, but you still like it in your heart." Why don't you invite that lady to our house? It was inconvenient to be intimate outside, and it would be bad to be embarrassed and disappointed by others. Please come back to our house and you can hug her to sleep every day. I'll be your maid and serve you well. If I get caught by the police outside, I still have to pay money to redeem you. How disappointing!”
Yan Yihu said,"You can criticize me, scold me, or hit me. You can do anything, but don't be angry and ruin your health." I'll be heartbroken if you're so angry."
Yan Junfang said,"It's good to anger me to death. You don't have to think about chasing me away every day." If I die, how good would it be to have your sweetheart accompany you! She could sing and dance, be gentle and considerate, and call him hubby every day. How blissful! In the future, I'll give birth to a big fat boy for you, and your days will be more and more prosperous.”
Yan Yihu said,"Actually, I like you the most."”
"And that young lady, right?" Yan Junfang said. Since you can't bear to part with her and me, how about the two of us serve you together? At night, when they slept, they could hug whoever they wanted. Wouldn't it be great to have both? The emperor had three palaces, six courtyards, and seventy-two concubines. Why couldn't you have a polygamy? In the future, when you have money, find a few more wives. When you get off work, how nice would it be to have a group of wives around you!……”
"I know you're angry with me, so I'll listen to you no matter how you scold me. As long as you can vent your anger, you can scold me!”
Yan Junfang said,"How would I dare?!" You're no longer interested in me. In your eyes, I've already become an old hag. I need to redo 'Beauty Congenial'. I am facing the danger of being relegated to the Cold Palace, so I should be even more cautious, as if I am walking on thin ice, and be careful of my future. Not only can I not scold you, but I also have to pretend to flatter you in front of you to gain your sympathy and strive to give me a bowl of rice to eat.”
Yan Yihu said,"You will always be my favorite and will never fall out of favor."”
Yan Junfang said,"Look, he has the bearing of an emperor!" The emperor's concubines are changed batch by batch. Sooner or later, I'll be banished to the Cold Palace.”
"In my eyes, you're the best. No one can replace you."”
Yan Junfang said,"I think the young lady in the karaoke hall is younger and prettier than me. She sings very beautifully." I have to practice my singing properly in case I lose to her in PK. I'm going to do everything I can to keep my job.”
"She's a hostess. How can she compare to you?" Yan Yihu said.”
Yan Junfang said," What's wrong with Miss? She was also forced to do this because she had no choice. We can't look down on her."”
Yan Yihu said,"You're right. She really encountered a hurdle that she couldn't overcome. She was forced to become a mistress."”
Yan Junfang said," In the end, you still have a love affinity with Miss that is difficult to part with. When you see Miss, you feel very close to her. You hug Miss and kiss her. I can't bear to part with her. You're so sweet that you're like glue." I really regret it. Why did I foolishly kneel on the cold ground and beg when I was in trouble? Why didn't I become a prostitute? As a beggar, I can only get a few yuan a day after being humiliated. As a prostitute, I can earn a few hundred yuan a day. Why am I so stupid? If you had given me a reminder, I would have immediately become a prostitute.”
"You're not cut out to be a mistress. You definitely won't do those things." Yan Yihu said.”
"Yeah!" Yan Junfang said. I can't be compared to that young lady. I'm not as sexy, beautiful, and likeable as her. That's right! What's that lady's name?"
"Her name is Dai Xue, and she's also from the countryside of Fengyang County.”
"Dai Xue!" Yan Junfang exclaimed exaggeratedly. What a good name! Pure as ice and pure as jade in the snow, it was too wonderful! Daddy, change my name to Yan Xue! One was Yan Xue, and the other was Dai Xue. How good would it be if the two little wives were both snow! I knew you loved the snow. A few years ago, we were on the balcony admiring the snow and composing poems. A poem," Love in the Flying Snow," deeply touched my heart.
The sky was filled with snow and Wu Zhangkong,
Silver flowers quietly knock on the window lattice.
Yu Die hurriedly couldn't stop him.
looking for a pretty girl to report the spring breeze.
Today, I finally understood the true meaning of your poem. It turns out that the beautiful girl that Yu Die is looking for in a hurry is not me, Yan Junfang, but the treasure in the snow, Dai Xue. Dai Xue is the real beauty. I feel inferior now.……”
Yan Yihu interrupted her endless mockery and begged,"Girl, my little aunt, why don't you just beat me up! I know I was wrong, okay?"
"Big Boss Yan, how would I dare?" Yan Junfang said. If I hit you, someone will feel sorry for me. Dai Xue would definitely be heartbroken. Besides, you didn't do anything wrong! What am I? A crazy girl who crawled out of a grass nest. She was not gentle and considerate, did not know how to flirt, and was not likable. She should have left long ago. I can only blame myself for being thick-skinned. No matter what, I can't chase him away. The newbie was coming soon, and the old lady had to say goodbye.”
Yan Yihu said helplessly,"Girl, say it!" What can I do to make you feel better? I'll definitely listen to you.”
Yan Junfang said,"Invite Dai Xue to our house!" As long as she comes, I won't be angry anymore.”
"That's impossible!" Yan Yihu said. How can I bring a lady home?”
Yan Junfang said,"If you're embarrassed, I'll go invite her personally. I want to see what outstanding tricks Dai Xue has that can make you fall head over heels for her." I want to learn from others modestly and seriously to find out where I lost.”
"I don't know how to make you believe me, but I don't have any feelings for her at all, and I didn't do anything to her.”
"Do you think I'm a fool?!" Yan Junfang said. Your eyes lit up at the mention of Dai Xue. You've been listless when you see me recently, but you're full of energy when you come to the karaoke.”
Yan Yihu said,"I'm really wronged! I'm even more wronged than Dou E. From 10 p. m. to 7 a.m. in the morning, we were in bed for nine hours without being separated. I've become a pervert!"
Yan Junfang said,"Don't be so glib with your words. I was the one who took the initiative to hug you. You are always listless and perfunctory in dealing with me. It turns out that you have a new love in your heart.”
Yan Yihu said,"Little Aunt! I'm so wronged. I'm even more wronged than Dou E. I can still accept your criticism that I shouldn't have entered the karaoke hall, but if you say that I have no feelings for you, you're wrong. As for passion, I can't compare to you. Don't you see how old I am? How can I compare to a young man?”
Yan Junfang said," I'll immediately take Dai Xue over and stuff her into your bed to test if she's passionate. By then, you'll definitely be more energetic than the young man."”
……
Yan Junfang reprimanded Yan Yihu for an hour until he was so tired that his head was swollen. Yan Yihu responded patiently and did not dare to be anxious. When he saw Yan Junfang resting with her eyes closed, he quietly whispered into her ear,"Girl, have some food! Replenish some nutrition and rest for a while before you scold me. I'll be all ears and correct my mistakes.”
Yan Junfang didn't open her eyes and said coldly,""You go eat. I'm not hungry."
"Why aren't you eating?" Yan Yihu asked. Still not appeased?"
Yan Junfang said,"I don't dare to be angry at Dad. I'm angry at myself." I have to reflect on myself. Why don't I have any charm at all? Why can't I hold your heart?”
Yan Yihu said,"It's not that I can't tie my heart down. It's all my fault for making you angry."”
"Yes!" Yan Junfang said. Flowers at home don't smell as good as wildflowers! However, the flowers in my house are too unattractive. I must punish myself."
"How?" Yan Yihu asked.
Yan Junfang said,"I want to not eat or drink for seven days. I want to fast for seven days and seven nights."”
Yan Yihu said,"Won't you starve to death after seven days of hunger strike?”
Yan Junfang said," No, I won't. When I faint from hunger, I'll come back to life with some glucose."”
"Why are you doing this?" Yan Yihu asked.”
"I want to remember this lesson and never forget it," Yan Junfang said.”
Yan Yihu said,"The mistake is mine. I'm the one who will be taught a lesson, not you." You should punish me, not you.”
Yan Junfang said," I can't punish Dad. Dad is old and can't take it. Besides, it was not reasonable for a daughter to punish her father.”
Yan Yihu said,"Those who make mistakes are not punished, but those who don't make mistakes are punished. Is there such a reason?"
Yan Junfang said,"It's only right for me to be punished for my father. Punishing me is equivalent to punishing you."”
"Why?" Yan Yihu asked.”
Yan Junfang said," I haven't eaten for seven days. I'm dying. How can you not feel uncomfortable? Isn't that punishing you?"
Yan Yihu said,"Girl, you're too amazing!" If you let me suffer like this, you might as well let me starve myself for seven days.”
Yan Junfang said,"I've said it before. It's not fair to punish Dad." Father is old and weak, so he can't let you suffer from hunger.”
Yan Yihu said,"Girl, since you can't swallow this, I'll go on a hunger strike with you." If they lived, they would live together. If they died, they would die together. Let's begin now!" With that, he took off his coat and lay down with her.
Yan Junfang was also dumbfounded when she saw this. The two of them did not go to work and waited for death at home. What a disgrace. She had originally planned to teach her father a lesson so that he would learn from it. She didn't expect her father to take it seriously. He was too honest. Hence, he thought of another idea.
Yan Junfang said,"Dad, I really can't bear to let you suffer with me." I have another idea. If you promise me, I'll eat immediately and not starve myself.”
When Yan Yihu heard her say that she would eat immediately and not starve herself, he said happily,"As long as you eat, I'll agree to anything.”
"Dad, bring me the kitchen knife," Yan Junfang said.”
"What's with the kitchen knife?" Yan Yihu asked.”
Yan Junfang said,"I want to chop off a finger to punish myself."”
Yan Yihu was shocked. He thought to himself,'This little girl is a woman of her words. She's bold and daring. How can I bear to let her chop off a finger?”
So he went to the kitchen and took out a bright kitchen knife. His eyes were burning with anger as he gritted his teeth and said,"Girl, if I don't chop off a finger, I'll let you down!”As he spoke, he placed his finger on the table and raised the knife to chop off his finger. Yan Junfang panicked and jumped down from the bed. She grabbed her father's hand and said,"Dad, I was just teasing you. You're too honest.”
"As long as you're happy, a finger is nothing!" Yan Yihu said. It's not my head!"
Yan Junfang said,"I'll be very sad if I hurt your finger."”
Yan Yihu said,"It's best if none of us get hurt. It's better if we're safe and sound!"”
Yan Junfang said,"Dad, you should understand my heart. I'm afraid of losing you.”
"I will never leave you," Yan Yihu said.”
Yan Junfang said,"She didn't leave me, but her heart can't leave me either!"”
Yan Yihu smiled and said,"Did your heart run away after going to the karaoke hall for a while?"”
Yan Junfang said,"A thousand miles of dike collapsed in an ant nest. I had to take precautions. When it came to the time when you guys had a relationship, it was too late."”
Yan Yihu said,"I'm just an old man. Who would like me?"”
Yan Junfang pointed at her chest and said,""I like you! Perhaps some beautiful lady will also enter your heart.”
Yan Yihu said,"How can there be a silly girl like you in this world? Young man, don't insist on an old man like me!"”
Yan Junfang shook her head and said," I think the girl who hugged you and sang is very beautiful. Don't you like her?"”
Yan Yihu said," There are so many pretty girls on the streets. Whenever I see a pretty girl, I'll let my imagination run wild. I'm crazy!"”
Yan Junfang said," Don't change the topic. I'm asking if you like Dai Xue. Answer me directly!"”
Yan Yihu said," I feel that Dai Xue is very pitiful because her parents have no money to treat their illness. I don't really like her. I mainly pity her." Don't think too much!"
"Dad, I'm warning you!" Yan Junfang said. You're mine, and I won't allow you to like any woman. You are not allowed to have intimate contact with any woman. Of course, your wife Li Ping is an exception.”
"I promise I'll listen to you and not have intimate contact with any woman.”
"Do you still want to go to karaoke in the future?" Yan Junfang asked.”
Yan Yihu said,"I promise I'll never enter a karaoke hall again. Girl, don't insult me anymore." I already know my mistake."
Yan Junfang said,"There's nothing more important than knowing your mistakes and correcting them. It depends on your performance in the future!"”
Yan Yihu said,"Girl, don't worry!”
Yan Junfang said,"Dad, I'm hungry. Let's eat something first."”
Yan Yihu was very happy to see that Yan Junfang's anger had mostly subsided. He immediately went to the kitchen to heat up the food. Yan Junfang also came over to help. It was already three o'clock in the afternoon after dinner. Yan Yihu saw that Yan Junfang's emotions were more stable, so he held her hand and asked kindly,"Girl, are you still angry with me?"
Yan Junfang said," How could I dare to be angry at Dad? I'm just angry at myself."”
Yan Yihu said," And you said you didn't dare. Look at how badly I've been hurt. If there's a crack in the ground, I'll immediately crawl in." That's right! It's all my fault. I deserve it.”
Yan Junfang said,"Dad, I can't open my mouth to scold you. I can't hit you." I also wanted to teach Dad a lesson. I really have no other choice."
"As long as the girl is happy, I'll be punished however I want."”
Yan Junfang said,"I don't know how to punish other people's husbands who make their wives angry. Give me an idea!"”
"Haven't you watched television? Punishing her husband to cook, buy vegetables, and wash clothes, not letting her husband go to bed, punishing her husband to kneel on the washboard, and making her husband beg for forgiveness. There were all sorts of things. It depends on which punishment you like.”
Yan Junfang said,"You don't have time to buy vegetables, cook, and wash clothes. I can't sleep if I don't let you go to bed." That's right! Kneel on the washboard! I want to see if it's fun for you to kneel on the washboard.”
"We don't have a washboard!" Yan Yihu said embarrassedly.”
Yan Junfang said," If you don't have a washboard, then don't kneel on it. You just have to kneel in front of me and kowtow three times."”
Yan Yihu said,"As long as the girl can calm down, I'll kowtow thirty times!"”
"When does it start?" Yan Junfang asked.”
"Sit down on the sofa. We'll start now!" Yan Yihu said.”
Yan Yihu walked in front of Yan Junfang and glanced at the servant girl who was sitting upright."I have committed an unforgivable mistake.”After saying that, he knelt on the ground.
Yan Junfang hurriedly went forward to hug him and said,"No, no, no! I can't stand your big gift! You're not only my husband in reality, but also my father in my heart. Only a daughter should kneel to her father. How can a father kneel to his daughter?”
"Dad did make a mistake and deserves to be punished," Yan Yihu said.”
Yan Junfang said,"The purpose of the punishment is to let you accept this lesson and never make such a mistake again."”
"This lesson is already very profound. I mainly want to punish myself so that you can calm down. You'd better think of a way to punish me!”
"What can we do?" Yan Junfang patted her head and said. ------ I asked Dad to buy me something, and my anger disappeared.”
"What are you buying? Tell me quickly!" Yan Yihu said happily. I'll go buy it immediately."
"Daddy, you can't go back on your word!" Yan Junfang said.”
"As long as I can sell it, I promise to buy it."”
Yan Junfang said,"Please buy me three packs of sanitary pads from three different stores."”
Yan Yihu said with a sad face,"Of all things, you want me to buy sanitary pads for women?" I've never bought one before."
Yan Junfang said,"I'll make you remember it for the rest of your life."”
"I beg you, girl. Can't you buy something else?" Yan Yihu begged.”
Yan Junfang said,"If I don't buy it, the anger in my heart won't dissipate."”
Yan Yihu gritted his teeth and made up his mind."As long as you can calm down, I'll go buy it immediately.”
Yan Junfang said,"Let's go, I'll go buy it with you!"”
"If I go with you to buy sanitary pads, what will people think of me?" Yan Yihu said.”
Yan Junfang said,"I'm sitting in the car and won't get out. Go buy it yourself!"”
Yan Junfang drove to a small street in the suburbs and stopped. She pointed at a small shop by the roadside and said,"Dad, there's one in this shop. Go down and buy it!”
Yan Yihu grabbed his hair helplessly and closed his eyes to rest for three minutes. He tidied his clothes and walked to the Ministores as if he was going to the battlefield. After entering the store, he found a pack of sanitary pads and said to the boss,"I'll buy one pack. How much is it?"
When the boss saw him pick up a pack of sanitary napkins, he said angrily,"Don't touch that thing. If you touch it dirty, no one will want it!”
Yan Yihu said,"Just sell it to me!"”
The boss said disapprovingly,"Old comrade, you took the wrong one. It's this."”As he spoke, he picked up a pack of napkins and handed it to Yan Yihu.
Yan Yihu said,"I don't want to buy napkins. I want this!"”
The boss looked at Yan Yihu in surprise and thought,""Why is this old man buying sanitary pads? He's already so old. Does his wife still need sanitary pads?”
A little girl walked out of the shop and whispered,""Dad, you're being too naive. Old men nowadays are in the trend of having a mistress.…..。”
The boss suddenly understood and said to Yan Yihu with a smile,"Boss, I'm really surprised! You're really lucky with women. You're already so old, but you still have a little wife. You're too awesome!”
Yan Yihu said angrily,"You only care about selling your sanitary pads. Why are you meddling in other people's business?”
When the boss heard Yan Yihu's rude words, he said angrily,"Why are you scolding me? Even if you have money, you can't scold people!"
The little girl stopped the boss and said," It's not worth it to be angry with them. We only care about selling things to make money. We don't care about his wife." You go to the back, I'll deal with him."
The boss glared at Yan Yihu and turned around to enter the room behind the counter.
"Grandpa, this is a new high-quality sanitary pad," the little girl said. Using this kind of sanitary pad can eliminate disasters, eliminate diseases, nourish yin, nourish blood, enhance sexual function, and help you conceive. You can give birth to a fat boy. How many packs do you want to buy?”
Yan Yihu felt uncomfortable listening to these brainless words, but he still asked patiently,"How much is a pack?"
The little girl said,"I'll give you a discount of 100 yuan per pack. If you buy 10 packs, you can get a 20% discount." Buy a few more bags! Give each of your wives a pack, and I'll give you a bunch of fat boys next year.”
Yan Yihu's face turned red all the way to his neck. He angrily slapped a hundred yuan bill on the counter, grabbed a pack of sanitary pads, and turned to leave.
The little girl heard the sound of the door being slammed and quickly looked at the counter. After checking that there were no cracks on the counter glass, he smiled. She looked at Yan Yihu's back and shouted,"Save your energy and go home to hug your wife! Next year, there will be a chubby baby coming to my shop to buy toys! I'll definitely give you a 20% discount!"
Yan Yihu turned around and glared at the little girl before getting into the car.
Yan Yihu returned to the car and stuffed the sanitary pad into Yan Junfang's hand with a red face. He did not say a word.
"Dad, how do you feel?" Yan Junfang asked.”
Yan Yihu shook his head and remained silent.
"You should be happy!" Yan Junfang said with a smile. He was right! You should be proud that you have a beautiful wife at your age! Why do you look so sad?"
Yan Yihu lowered his head even more, almost reaching his crotch.
Yan Junfang said,"If Dad is in a difficult position, just buy a pack and go back!"”
Yan Yihu actually raised his head and said firmly,"No, I can't! If I don't buy three packs of sanitary pads, I'll let the girl down.”
Yan Junfang drove the car to the entrance of another Ministores.
Yan Yihu walked into the Ministores and saw a few girls buying shampoo and bargaining with the boss. He ignored him and shouted,"Boss, come over quickly. I want to buy something!”The boss and the girls stopped talking and came over to see Yan Yihu.
Yan Yihu picked up a pack of sanitary pads and asked,""How much is a pack of this?"
Before the boss could reply, a yellow-haired girl said,"Sir, do you know what this thing is used for? This wasn't a napkin for wiping one's mouth. It was a sanitary pad for women's lower body. If one bought the wrong one, they would be scolded.”
"I just want to buy sanitary pads. I'm not wrong!" Yan Yihu said firmly.”
"How old is your wife?" the blonde girl asked. You still need sanitary pads?"
Yan Yihu glared at her and ignored him.
Another red-haired girl said,"It's the trend now to have an old man and a young wife. Maybe my mistress is a little girl younger than you." What do you care?"
The blonde girl smacked her lips and said,"Look at how old you are! Can you serve such a young wife?”
The red-haired girl said,"Why are you worrying? It's also very comfortable to hold her as a granddaughter!"
The yellow-haired girl said," Old man, I'm still young. Don't make me feel wronged by being a widow. If my wife can't take care of her anymore, I'll find a young man to help you."”
The red-haired girl said,"Your boyfriend is big and strong. Please help him!"”
The girls burst into laughter, making Yan Yihu blush and feel very embarrassed.
The lady boss came out of the house and asked Yan Yihu,"Do you really have a wife? Can you bring it over to take a look?"
"Don't listen to those girls 'nonsense!”
"Who do you buy sanitary pads for if you don't have a wife?"”
Yan Yihu glanced at the lady boss and said,"You only need to sell your sanitary pads. Why are you asking me who I'm giving them to?”
The lady boss said,"You rich bosses rely on your filthy money to spend your time and drink. You find young ladies to raise mistresses, abuse young girls, and commit crimes. One day, you will suffer retribution."”
Yan Yihu was so angry that he stuttered,"You, you, you, who are you talking about…"
"If you weren't rich, how could a beautiful little girl be with you…" the lady boss said.
The boss felt that his wife's words were really unpleasant, so he interrupted her and asked,"How do you know that he has a mistress?”
The lady boss pointed at the car by the road and said,"Look at how beautiful the little girl in the car is. She's really a flower stuck in cow dung.”
The boss saw that Yan Yihu looked like an official and wanted to make a small fortune. He said to the lady boss,"That's too rude. How can you tease an old man?" Don't be a busybody. Go to the back and rest!”The Lady Boss obediently returned to the back room.
Yan Yihu did not have a good impression of the boss. He asked coldly,"How much is a pack of this?"
The boss said," These sanitary pads are for women. Women buy them at a discount. Men can't get a discount.”
Yan Yihu looked confused and asked patiently,"Why is the price different?"
The boss said," A big boss like you has plenty of money. Charging you a few yuan is looking down on you. You must have a hundred yuan bill."”
"I'm not a big boss, and I don't have much money!”
"Boss, aren't you being modest?" How could he have such a young and beautiful wife without money?”
"She's not my wife?" Yan Yihu retorted anxiously. She, she, she is…"
The boss said,"Look! It was hard to explain! Don't say anymore. It's rare for you to be muddle-headed. Just live your lives muddle-headedly!”
Yan Yihu was really anxious. He said angrily,"I'm here to buy sanitary pads. Why are you talking so much nonsense?”
"Yes, yes, yes! I don't care about your business. How many packs do you want?”
"How much is a pack?" Yan Yihu asked.”
The boss gritted his teeth and said,"500 yuan for a pack."”
Yan Yihu turned pale with fright and exclaimed,"Are you taking advantage of the situation to rob me? Do you think I'm an alien? A pack of sanitary pads only cost a few yuan, and you want me to pay 500 yuan? That's too much!”
The boss smiled proudly and said,"Let your wife buy it!" I gave him a discount of 5 yuan per pack.”
Yan Yihu didn't know whether to laugh or cry."How can you do business like this! You're clearly making fun of me!" He wanted to call Yan Junfang over to buy sanitary pads to save some money, but this crazy girl wanted to vent her anger on me. How could I not even do this?”
Yan Yihu deliberately turned around and said,"You guys are too much! I'm not buying!"
Seeing that he was about to leave, the boss hurriedly said,"Let's talk things over. We can discuss the price again!"”
"How much is the minimum price for a pack?" Yan Yihu asked coldly.”
The boss said,"I'll give you another 50% discount. 250!"”
"Who are you calling an idiot?" Yan Yihu asked with a livid face.”
"I'm sorry!" The boss said hurriedly. 250 doesn't sound good. I'll give you a discount of 200 yuan per pack. This price is fine, right?”
Yan Yihu took out two hundred yuan from his pocket and slapped it on the counter. He picked up a pack of sanitary pads and rushed out of the Ministores. The boss and the girls in the Ministores laughed out loud, swaying back and forth.
Yan Yihu opened the car door and looked back at Ministores. He saw that they were all smiling and waving at him. "Welcome, boss!" The boss shouted. I'll give you a discount of 100 yuan for a pack of sanitary pads next time!”
Yan Yihu stuffed the sanitary pad into Yan Junfang's hand and said,""Go ahead and find a shop. I'll buy you another pack.”
"How much did you pay for this pack of sanitary pads?" Yan Junfang asked.”
"Two hundred yuan," said Yan Yihu.
"Two hundred yuan a pack?" Yan Junfang exclaimed. They were robbers! No, I'll go down and return it."
Yan Yihu grabbed Yan Junfang and said,""It's worth it to spend more money to improve my memory!”
Yan Junfang said," You shouldn't have come forward for this matter. Asking a man to buy sanitary pads is really a strange story. It can be recorded in the Guinness World Records."”
"I'll never forget this lesson," Yan Yihu said."It's more effective than cutting off one of my fingers.”
Yan Junfang said," Daddy, just remember this lesson. Let's go back!"”
Yan Yihu said," I said I'll buy three packs, so I'll buy three packs. If I don't buy three packs, I'll be letting down my little sweetheart." Let's find another shop!"
The car drove 200 meters forward and stopped in front of a Ministores. Yan Yihu tidied up his clothes and combed his messy hair with his hands. He mustered up the courage to walk into the Ministores.
In the Ministores, a man in his fifties saw a well-dressed customer in a suit and leather shoes walk in and greeted him warmly,"What do you need, sir?"
Yan Yihu did not stand on ceremony and walked straight in. When she saw the sanitary pads, she picked up a pack and asked,""How much is a pack of this? I'll buy a pack."
The boss looked at Yan Yihu with a puzzled gaze and thought,"This person is gentle and doesn't look like he's crazy! How come he doesn't even recognize sanitary pads? It must be because he was old and his eyesight was not good!”
So she took the sanitary pad from Yan Yihu's hand and said,"Old sir, you took the wrong one! This was a sanitary napkin for girls, not a napkin.”
"Why are you all like this?!" Yan Yihu said impatiently. Even when I bought a sanitary pad, I was making a fuss and making things difficult for her. If I want to buy something, just sell it to me. Why do you have to do so much?”
The boss was so confused that he didn't know how he had offended the customer. So he said patiently,"Your eyesight is not good. I'll get you anything you want."”
Yan Yihu asked," Who said my eyesight is bad? I saw it clearly. I just want to buy sanitary pads!"”
The boss sized up Yan Yihu again and asked,"How old is your wife? You still need sanitary pads?"
"Are you the police officer who checks the household registration at the police station?" Yan Yihu asked. Why are you asking about my wife's age?"
The boss quickly apologized." I'm sorry. I was just afraid that you would get the wrong one and go home to be noisy. I didn't mean anything else."”
Yan Yihu picked up another pack of sanitary pads and asked,""How much is this pack of sanitary pads? I'll just give you the money. Don't be so long-winded.”
Just as the boss was about to bid, the lady boss came. The lady boss snatched the sanitary pad from Yan Yihu's hand and said,"Your service attitude is really good! He had personally bought sanitary pads for his wife. How heartwarming!”
"How did you know that this old man has a wife?" the boss asked in surprise.”
The lady boss smiled and pointed at Yan Junfang in the car by the roadside."The beautiful wife is hiding in the car. How can you ignore her? Is there something wrong with your eyes?”
The boss looked into the car and saw that there was indeed a beautiful little girl sitting in the car, so he patted Yan Yihu's shoulder and said,"Old Sir, you're quite lucky with women! At such an old age, he actually had such a beautiful wife. It was really enviable!。”
The Lady Boss's expression suddenly changed. She pointed at Yan Yihu's nose and shouted,"There are so many old lechers in Sanhe City! My niece was ruined by a big boss like you. My niece was abandoned by the boss after a year. She has a lot of problems and hasn't married yet.”
A customer who came to the Ministores to buy something chimed in,"These rich big bosses are too hateful. They use their stinking money to spend their time drinking and having fun to ruin little girls. Why isn't the government doing anything about it!"
The Lady Boss said,"Good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil. It's not that we don't repay them. It's not the time yet. When the time comes, everything will be repaid." These old lechers would not have a good ending.”
After hearing this discussion, Yan Yihu's face turned from white to red, then from red to purple. He widened his eyes and wanted to argue with them. However, these people did not mention him by name, and there was no way to reason with them. He thought to himself, I'm here to buy sanitary pads. I'm not here to argue with them. I won't lower myself to their level.”
Yan Yihu picked up another pack of sanitary pads and asked the lady boss,""How much is this pack of sanitary pads? I'll buy it!"
Because the boss lady's anger had not subsided for a long time, she vented it all on Yan Yihu. She snatched the sanitary pad from Yan Yihu's hand and said,"Don't take my things!"
"I'll buy this thing!" Yan Yihu said.”
The lady boss said,"You didn't pay, so this pack of sanitary pads is still not yours!”
Yan Yihu saw her rude attitude and was furious. He snatched the sanitary pad back from the lady boss. Because the lady boss held on too tightly, the outer packaging of the pack of sanitary napkins was torn.
The lady boss said angrily,"You tore my goods, so you have to accompany me!"”
"I'll buy this pack of torn sanitary pads!" Yan Yihu said.”
"Can you afford it?" the lady boss asked with a strange smile.”
"What's there to be unable to afford a pack of sanitary pads?" Yan Yihu asked. Speak! I'll give you as much money as you want!"
"This pack of sanitary pads is 1000 yuan!”
When Yan Yihu heard that it was 1000 yuan, he was immediately furious. He questioned the lady boss loudly,"This is really lawless. A pack of sanitary pads actually costs 1000 yuan! You're running an illegal shop? Or are you taking advantage of the situation?"
The Lady Boss did not show any weakness and shouted,"I can't be lenient to heartless beasts like you! I'm already being polite if I don't want 10,000 yuan!”
Yan Yihu calmed his anger and thought,"Why do I have to buy their things? You can buy it elsewhere!"
He glanced at the lady boss and turned to leave. Unexpectedly, the lady boss refused. She hurriedly pulled Yan Yihu and shook the torn pack of sanitary pads. She said fiercely,"You want to slip away after tearing my goods? No way! If you don't pay me 1000 yuan, don't even think about leaving!”
Yan Yihu broke free from the lady boss's hand and was about to leave when the boss ran a few steps to the door and blocked his way."You shameless old pervert! If you don't pay me today, don't think of leaving my house!”
Yan Yihu wanted to push the lady boss away and escape, but this woman was strong and strong. Yan Yihu was not her match at all.
Yan Junfang saw the lady boss and Yan Yihu arguing, so she got out of the car and walked to the Ministores. When the lady boss saw a beautiful girl coming, she let go of Yan Yihu's hand and looked at her carefully.
"Isn't this the little beauty sitting in the car?" The lady boss exclaimed. You are…"
Before the lady boss could finish, Yan Junfang held Yan Yihu's hand and said,"Dad, it's just a sanitary pad! What are you doing!"
"What, what did you call him?”
"He's my father. What can I call him?" Yan Junfang said seriously.”
"His biological father? Don't tell me you just acknowledged him as your godfather?"
Yan Junfang said angrily,"Are you crazy?!" Why are you so nosy! Just sell your sanitary pads. You're so full.”
When the lady boss saw Yan Junfang's rude words, she said,"He tore my goods and wanted to leave without paying. How can there be such a cheap thing in the world?”
"How much is a pack of your sanitary pads?" Yan Junfang asked.”
The Lady Boss thought,"What's the use of being young and beautiful? I'll still slaughter you!" Hence, she gritted her teeth and said,"A pack of sanitary pads is 1000 yuan. Take the money!”
The lady boss thought she could scare her by shouting such a high price. Unexpectedly, Yan Junfang took out 1000 yuan from her handbag and placed it on the counter without saying anything."Count the money and give me a receipt.”
The Lady Boss looked at Yan Junfang foolishly and thought,"This girl looks pretty, but she's a fool. She's willing to buy sanitary pads that cost 1000 yuan a pack. She must be a mentally retarded girl. No wonder her father has to buy sanitary pads for her. ------ Forget it, a pie fell from the sky and landed on my head today. It's time for me to be rich.”
The Lady Boss was overjoyed, and her eyes shone with a colorful light. She counted the money on the counter. It was exactly 1000 yuan."Fortunately, this silly girl still knows money and isn't an idiot who doesn't know anything.”
Yan Junfang gave the lady boss a smile and said,"Please write down the brand, model, quantity, and price of the sanitary napkin on the receipt and stamp it.”
The lady boss was overjoyed after eating the pie that fell from the sky. She didn't think too much about it and gave the receipt to Yan Junfang. Yan Junfang looked at the receipt and nodded."Yes, yes, yes! The receipt is very clear."
Seeing that things were going unexpectedly well, the boss was full of doubts."If there are idiots in this world, they can't be so stupid. Did this beautiful girl really not buy sanitary pads before? She was willing to pay 1000 yuan for a pack of sanitary pads that cost 5 yuan. I'll have to see why.”
The boss came to Yan Junfang and nodded."Please forgive us for our bad attitude earlier! If you have any opinions, feel free to voice them."
The boss wanted to test her reaction, but Yan Junfang shook her head and said nothing.
The boss then asked,"What else do you need?"”
Yan Junfang ignored him and asked,""Can I pay by card here?"
The boss said,"I can't swipe my card in this shop. I can only accept cash."”
Yan Junfang waved the bank card in her hand and said,"There is 100,000 yuan in this card. I want to buy 100 packs of sanitary pads. Give the receipt to my father first. I'll go to the bank in front to withdraw the money and pay for the goods.”
The boss and the lady boss were shocked. The purchase price of these 100 packs of sanitary napkins was only 300 yuan, but she gave me 100,000 yuan in cash! The two of them seemed to be floating in the clouds. The lady boss patted her forehead. She pinched her thigh and felt that she was not dreaming. She went to issue the receipt. The Lady Boss was stunned by this sudden huge fortune. She was so happy that her hands and feet trembled and she could not even write.
"Why are we so lucky today?" she asked the boss in a low voice. This pie is too big."
The boss leaned close to the lady boss's ear and said,"I don't think it's a pie. It's like a bomb.”
"A bomb!" the lady boss asked in panic. How did you know it was a bomb?"
The boss said," Look at their cars, their clothes, and their spirits. They are definitely not fools. How can I give you 100,000 yuan for nothing?”
The Lady Boss was stunned.
The boss thought about it and decided to spit out the bomb to eliminate the potential danger.
The boss's face turned from gloomy to sunny as he forced out a smile and said politely,"Haha! We were just joking with you. How could we charge you so much money!”After saying that, he stuffed 1000 yuan into Yan Junfang's hand.
Yan Junfang took a step back to avoid the money and said,"It's only right to pay for things. I can't take your sanitary pads for free.”
The boss said,"It's too much. Five yuan will do."”
Yan Junfang waved the receipt in her hand and said,""What you want is 1000 yuan. Is that wrong?”
The boss said,"My wife was too impulsive and misjudged the person. Please don't lower yourself to her level. Take this 1000 yuan!"”
Yan Junfang said,"Since you sold the goods, there's no reason to return them." You can also return the goods, but you have to go to the Municipal Bureau of Price Control to do so. Of course, this was not just a matter of returning the goods. Go to the fifth floor of the municipal government and pay a fine of 10,000 yuan. Then, write a thorough examination.”
When the lady boss heard that she would be fined 10,000 yuan, she was immediately stunned. He had thought that he would be lucky to have a big pie fall from the sky today, but he did not expect it to be a bomb. She sobbed and said,"Little girl, it's all my fault for being old and muddle-headed. Please forgive me this time!" I beg you!"
"Do you have a business license to open this shop?" Yan Junfang asked.”
"Yes, yes, yes!" The boss hurriedly replied. Look, it's hanging on the wall."
Yan Junfang said,"Take it down and take a look!"”
The boss immediately took off the business license and wiped it clean. He placed it on the counter and said,"Look, it's an authentic business license.”
Yan Junfang took out her phone and took a few photos of the business license. She also took photos of all the products in the store.
Yan Junfang looked at the photo on the business license and compared it with the boss himself."Alright, you must pay the fine at the Bureau of Price Control before 11 am the day after tomorrow. If you don't pay after the deadline, all your goods will be confiscated and your business license will be revoked.”
The boss and the lady boss panicked even more! The boss felt that this little girl was not easy to talk to, so he came out from the counter and grabbed Yan Yihu's hand."It's all my fault for not recognizing Mount Tai and not respecting you enough. Please be magnanimous and don't lower yourself to the same level as us ordinary citizens. Please give us a chance to turn over a new leaf. We will definitely operate according to the law.”
The lady boss also came out from the counter and stuffed 1000 yuan into Yan Junfang's hand. Yan Junfang refused and cried,"Little girl, I have eyes but I don't recognize gold inlaid with jade. Please have pity on this muddle-headed and ignorant old woman!”
The lady boss made Yan Junfang anxious. She shook off the lady boss and pulled Yan Yihu away, saying,"Dad, let's go! We still have to report this to Second Uncle from the Bureau of Price Control!”
Hearing this, the lady boss was even more afraid. Her legs gave way and she fell to her knees. Yan Yihu was an extremely soft-hearted old man who could not stand the attack of tears. He quickly came over to help the lady boss up and said,"Get up quickly! The ground is very cold."
The lady boss stood up and stuffed 1000 yuan into Yan Yihu's pocket."I know I was wrong! Please spare us!"
Yan Junfang saw that Yan Yihu was entangled by the lady boss, so she pulled him out. After the money was returned, the lady boss heaved a sigh of relief and let go of Yan Yihu.
When the boss saw Yan Junfang leave with the receipt in her hand, he shouted,"Give us the receipt!”
Yan Junfang turned around and shook the receipt in her hand. She smiled and said,"Evidence, this is the evidence that you are using to scam people by raising prices. How can we report this case without evidence?”
The boss turned pale with fright and hurriedly ordered the lady boss,"Hurry up and bring a box of sanitary pads over. I'll stop their car first!”
The boss ran over and stood in front of the car. He stretched out his hands to protect the front of the car and panted,"Old sir, take care! I'll give you a gift."
The lady boss brought over a box of sanitary pads and placed it in front of the car. The boss said loudly,"Please open the door. This is a little token of our appreciation!"”
Yan Yihu repeatedly refused to let the car go. In the end, he opened the car door and stuffed a box of sanitary pads into the car.
As the car drove away, the boss shouted,"Give us back the receipt!"
Yan Junfang stuck her head out of the window and said,"I won't sue you!" Don't cheat people anymore."
The car drove 50 meters away, and they could vaguely hear the boss shouting,"Thank you!"
Yan Junfang turned to Yan Yihu and smiled strangely."You gave us a box of sanitary pads for free and you still thank us? That's ridiculous!”
Yan Yihu said,"You're too cunning, you scared the hell out of me."”
Yan Junfang said,"The more polite you are to them, the more they bully you. When dealing with these profiteers, you should give them a tooth for a tooth."”
" Just teach them a lesson," Yan Yihu said." They shouldn't have taken a box of sanitary pads for nothing."”
"Dad, you're too kind," Yan Junfang said. You don't care if you suffer a loss, but you feel uneasy when you take advantage of it. I think you've gone crazy from studying.”
"How am I stupid?" Yan Yihu asked.”
Yan Junfang said,"You only needed 10 yuan to buy the first two packs of sanitary pads, but you gave them 300 yuan." I want to ask them for a refund, and you feel embarrassed. This time, I came forward to mess with them, and they obediently gave us a box of sanitary pads. You can't bear to take advantage of me. Actually, we are still at a disadvantage. Don't feel guilty.”
Yan Yihu said,"I asked for it. I can't blame anyone else for this."”
"Where do you get that from?" Yan Junfang asked.”
Yan Yihu said,"Look! If I didn't go to the karaoke bar, you wouldn't be angry. If you weren't angry, you wouldn't have punished me to buy sanitary pads. If a man went to buy sanitary pads, he would definitely be looked down upon. Wasn't this what he asked for?”
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