"Hello, students. This is today's substitute teacher. Everyone, pay attention to the class and don't let down the teacher's expectations, understand?”Principal Yu Teng pulled Lin Xiao along as he introduced the students of the beginner class.
At this moment, Lin Xiao was already in a dilemma. Even if there was a bottomless abyss in front of him, he could only close his eyes and jump down.
Lin Xiao stood up straight and tried his best to act like a teacher. He smiled and said,""Hello, students. I'm today's substitute teacher. My name is Lin Xiao, and I'm in charge of teaching everyone today's class.”
However, the wealthiest young masters and princesses in the east of the country did not buy it. Lin Xiao had just finished speaking when the opposition appeared.
A long-haired child immediately asked,"Principal, this guy doesn't look much older than us. What right does he have to teach us?”
"That's right. Where did this nameless nobody come from? How dare he fool us?”
"Get out, we don't welcome you here!”
"That's right, get out! We paid the money to learn, not to see a country bumpkin like you.”
Principal Yuto shrugged his shoulders at Lin Xiao." You can handle it yourself. I can't help you." This made Lin Xiao very helpless. This old man had obviously sold him out. Not only did he sell him out, but he also had to clean up his mess.
Mai, who was peeking through the window, looked at the noisy students and asked quietly,""Daughter, do you think Lin Xiao will be able to do this? I'm afraid that he'll be beaten out by these students later.”
Mai aside, even her daughter herself felt uneasy, but she still whispered to Mai,"There shouldn't be a problem. Uncle is very powerful. Won't we know once we continue watching?”
The two of them looked at each other and continued to lean against the window to see how Lin Xiao would clean up the mess.
Lin Xiao was dizzy from the noisy students. In a fit of anger, he slammed his hands on the desk.
"Shut the f * ck up!"
Silence. All the sounds in the classroom had disappeared. At this time, even a needle could be heard.
Taking a few deep breaths, Lin Xiao pointed at the noisy students and said loudly,""What are you looking at? I'm talking about you. So what if your family is rich? Do you have the guts to live outside for a week without relying on your family's financial support? Bah! Why are you so arrogant when you have a few stinking money!"
"And you, you said that I'm not qualified to teach you?”
"When I was making food for hundreds of little elves, you guys were still peeing and playing with mud. How dare you talk about qualifications in front of me? Have you f * cking grown all your fur?"
"You! Don't talk to me about the breeder's badge. I'm telling you, I don't have that thing! I've been an assistant at the Oki Research Institute for five years, and I've always taken care of hundreds of Pokémon by myself. The breeder's badge in your eyes is worthless in my eyes.”
"Now, if you have something to say, say it quickly!”
Still silence ~
This group of pampered young masters and young ladies had never seen such a scene before. They were directly shocked by Lin Xiao's fierceness. They looked at each other in a daze, but no one spoke or objected.
Mai was so surprised that her mouth was wide open. She gently nudged her daughter beside her." Daughter, is this how your teachers teach you?" Are you sure you're in class and not cursing?”
"Bah!" His daughter spat lightly, her face slightly red, and replied angrily,"How is that possible? This is the most outstanding academy, not some rural, third-rate place. What's wrong with the liar uncle? How can you teach students like this?"
Looking around, the young master and young miss did not say anything. Lin Xiao nodded in satisfaction and clapped his hands to gather the students 'attention.
"Since no one has any objections, let's start the class now.”
"First of all, why do you want to be an elf breeder?”
The teachers were very quiet, as if no one wanted to answer Lin Xiao's question.
Just as Lin Xiao was about to continue, a small hand was raised.
The owner of the small hand was a delicate little boy. Under Lin Xiao's gaze, he said timidly,"Old... Teacher, I want to be a breeder because…because…。。。”
"Bang!" The loud noise made the little boy shrink back his words in fear.
"What's your name?" Lin Xiao looked at the little boy who spoke and asked seriously.
The little boy seemed to be frightened by Lin Xiao and stammered,""My name is…My name is Xiaosheng."
" Sigh…" Lin Xiao patted Xiaosheng's shoulder disappointedly." Although you're still young, you're still a man. How can you speak like a woman?" Since he was a man, he should show his manly spirit.”
"Tell me, are you a man?!!”
Under Lin Xiao's provocation, Xiaosheng clenched his fists and shouted,""I'm a man!"
"Louder, I can't hear you!"
The boy, whose face was flushed red, shouted at Lin Xiao,"" I'm a man!!!"
Lin Xiao clapped his hands in satisfaction and said with a smile,"That's more like it. As a man, how can you be so bashful? Now tell me, why do you want to be an elf breeder?”
"Because I want to make all kinds of delicious food and raise all kinds of elves so that they can live in harmony with humans!!!”
It was just a short sentence, but it was almost shouted out by Xiaosheng. Under the stimulation of his vocal cords, Xiaosheng's face turned red, and a few blue veins bulged on his neck.
The entire class stared at Xiaosheng in disbelief. This usually weak and timid person actually had such a domineering side. Many male students were thinking," Do men have to be more powerful and domineering? Should I change my style too?”
"Very good, very good."
Lin Xiao smiled and praised him." Xiaosheng, you did well. Men should behave like men. In the future, no matter what, you have to raise your head and chest and declare your dominance. Do you understand?”
"Yes, sir! Teacher, I will definitely do it!"
Receiving Lin Xiao's praise, Xiaosheng was very excited. He raised his head and puffed out his chest as he sat upright and looked at Lin Xiao with admiration.
With Xiao Sheng leading the way, the class quickly became lively.
"Teacher, what can I do to become a qualified breeder?”
"Good question."
"Actually, breeders and trainers walk the same path. You have to experience it with your heart.”Lin Xiao touched his left chest with his hand.
"The so-called feeling with your heart is to use your heart to feel the spirit of the little elf. The little elf has emotions like humans, and they also have their own favorite and hated things.”
"Fairies are like humans. They have their own tastes. It's very difficult to make all kinds of things that satisfy the fairies.”
"At this time, you have to feel the little elf's heart, understand its inner thoughts, and let it open its heart to accept you. If any of you can do this, then congratulations, you can already graduate.”
"As for how to make elf food, I think I'll just explain it one by one here. You can just buy a random book and learn how to make elf food. I don't think everyone is so stupid that they don't even know how to make food, right?”After saying that, she looked at the group of young masters and young ladies as if they were idiots.
How could the proud young masters and young ladies admit that they were idiots? They all reached an agreement." Teacher is right. How can we waste precious time explaining such a simple thing? If anyone doesn't even know this, I think they should just drop out of school and go home.”
"That's right. How can such a small matter stump us? We're geniuses!!!”
Amidst the chattering of the little boys and lolis, Lin Xiao announced the end of the class.
Many of the students looked at Lin Xiao with admiration as he left. This new teacher had such a personality. Compared to him, the previous teachers were all weak!
In fact, Lin Xiao was also forced into a corner. In a moment of desperation, he brought out the rules he had learned in the army. Who knew that he would succeed?
Lin Xiao, who had just returned to the principal's office, collapsed on the sofa. He lit a cigarette and took a few puffs. Lin Xiao secretly swore that he would never do such a thankless thing in the future!
Mai and her daughter sneaked into the office and looked at Lin Xiao in disbelief." I didn't expect you to be a teacher, Lin Xiao. Your lecture was quite interesting."”
"Yes, Uncle." Your explanation of feeling the hearts of the elves was really great. I wonder when I can do what you said?”
"Don't worry, under my guidance, I won't be able to reach that level as quickly as you.”
"Uncle, oh, no. Lin Xiao, is what you said true?" Her daughter looked at Lin Xiao with anticipation, waiting for him to continue.
"Of course…" Lin Xiao's smile disappeared in an instant. He waved at his daughter and looked at her as if she was an idiot.
"Of course it's fake! That was made up to deceive those little wimps, and you took it seriously? Are you out of your mind?"
"It's fake!" Her daughter's expectations turned into bubbles, and she was stunned and did not respond.
Only Lin Xiao was left sighing as he walked towards the door. He sighed and said,"" Sigh, kids these days are really thinking about unrealistic things all day long. I wonder if they've been living on Kati Dog for the past decade or so.”
By the time the daughter came back to her senses, Lin Xiao had already hidden in some remote corner of the mountain. Hence, the furious daughter carried a baseball bat and searched the entire academy for the swindler uncle. The daughter's appearance had frightened many students of the Little Sprite Academy. When they saw her, they all avoided her as far as possible, afraid that the fire would burn their heads.
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