This passage was selected from the Ten Thousand Years History of the Douluo Continent-Joking about the Dawn Qilin Emperor. It originated from the remnant of the memories of Liu Jin, one of the Shrek Seven Monsters and the vice-captain of the Shrek team,"Dawn Qilin Emperor".
Can you believe that a person who is usually stupid can actually adapt to the situation during a fight? Then, you and he will become partners, and you will experience all kinds of adventures and the protagonist halo together. In the end, like the various introductions, let's see how he stands at the peak of all living beings, laughing proudly in the universe! Let's see how he will run amuck in the other world and overturn the heavens! Let's see how he plays around with the officialdom and reaps the benefits from all sides! And as the main character, I will never be defeated!
However, I can't believe this kind of thing. People who think this way are really too shallow. The main character jumping off the cliff was an increase in strength, but the non-main character jumping off the cliff was a name report! Even if you are the main character of another novel, it won't do! Moreover, that stupid person was definitely not a normal person, and the things he encountered were definitely not normal. So I, Liu Jin, definitely don't want to meet this person!
One morning, when the wind was cold and the water was cold, I was sitting in a " small tavern " in the outskirts of Youming City for a meal. Then, I heard the people beside me say that the City Lord of Youming City was especially bad and had recently captured someone. I was about to teach the City Lord a lesson. I'm a soul master! Soul! Master!
At this moment, a strange person came to the hotel.
He (it could be her, but my first instinct was that he) was wearing a big cloak and a big bamboo hat. He wasn't tall, probably about the same age as me. It seemed like he was just a little kid. Of course, it could also be a dwarf. Oh right, I'm not discriminating against dwarves!
The peculiar little wimp found a corner and sat down. The hotel's waiter hurriedly went up to greet him. There was no doubt about this because this was the closest city to the Netherworld Cave, one of the Douluo Continent's Seven Great Forbidden Lands. There were so many strange people here that they were exhausted from curiosity.
After the little wimp said a few words to the hotel staff, the hotel staff hurriedly went to rush the dishes. Then, the little wimp took off his bamboo hat, and his dark blue hair fell down.
Hmm? She looked quite cute.
I felt that it was quite interesting and walked up curiously. -- I'm so stupid, really. If I hadn't been so curious to talk to this guy back then, none of this would have happened. It was a blatant lesson! Everyone must remember that curiosity killed the cat!
"Hello, little brother. My name is Liu Jin."
The little wimp glanced at me and replied indifferently,"Hello, I'm Bai Fu."
"White talisman? White Tiger? En, then this Brother Bai Fu, you…are you here to kill soul beasts?”There's a reason why I asked this question. There's a profession on the Douluo Continent that's related to hunting soul beasts. I just forgot what this profession is called (I specifically asked about it after I returned to Shrek Academy. This profession is called 'Soul Hunter'. Shrek also had a "Soul Hunting Department" specially set up for them.
Little wimp Bai Fu looked at the void expressionlessly and said,""No."
I didn't give up after being rejected. I continued to ask,"Then what are you here for?"
Actually, my question was a little impolite, but Bai Fu only turned his head around and replied with an empty gaze,"Murder."
" Murder?!" I was so shocked that I almost shouted. I quickly looked around and found that no one was paying attention to me. Only then did I secretly heave a sigh of relief.
"Then…who do you want to kill?"
"If I tell you, can you help me kill him?”
I'm so stupid, really. If this was the answer, most people wouldn't continue asking, but I…Curiosity killed the cat! This is a bloody lesson. My friends, please don't learn from me.
"If you don't tell me, how would I know if I can help you?”
Bai Fu was silent for a moment before he said indifferently," You Ming City Lord."
I was stunned. I closed my eyes and thought for a moment. Then, I said to him in a relaxed manner,"Alright, I'm going to teach him a lesson too, so I can help you. Let's go together. I'm a Soul Master!"
Bai Fu looked at me carefully after hearing what I emphasized. Her eyes were full of stars.
Hmph, I laughed proudly, I laughed proudly.
At this moment, the hotel staff came over and looked at me. Then, he said to Bai Fu,"Your fried pancake."
I casually threw down a handful of money and ran away with the white talisman. This little wimp didn't forget to use the 'Monkey Dishes the Moon' to take away his bamboo hat.
The waiter calculated for a while and immediately chased after him. He waved his hand and shouted,"Hey, little brat, you haven't paid me yet! You gave me the money to fry the pancakes! Come back!"
However, he couldn't catch up to me because I had already left with the white talisman in the afterglow of the setting sun…
Two hours later, Bai Fu and I leaned against the wall of an unknown building in You Ming City, gasping…gasping for breath.
"Liu…Liu Jin…So you…really are…a soul master!”Bai Fu looked at me excitedly.
"Um... um... yes." I looked at him with a depressed expression. He thought I was fake at first.
"That's…that's great." Bai Fu smiled like a fool and said,""With your…help, I…will definitely…be able to…take…revenge.”
Hatred?
What grudge was he talking about? Sigh, forget it. I'll ask later. My soul power is severely overdrawn now, so I'd better hurry up and recover my soul power through meditation.
"I need…to recover…my soul power, I need to meditate…for a while…don't disturb me.”
Meditation was a special method used by soul masters to cultivate and recover soul power. It was best not to be disturbed during this time, otherwise…it was nothing serious, except for meditation under certain circumstances.
"Um…don't worry…" As he spoke, he took off his bamboo hat and placed it on the ground with his mouth facing up.
Phew…It should be enough.
I closed my eyes and began to meditate.
Hmm? What a strange feeling.
I felt a warmth flowing in my dantian. And I could clearly feel that this warm current was golden in color-this was related to my own attributes.
The golden warm current slowly split and flowed to my five internal organs and four limbs. After a while, my whole body felt warm. I could feel that all the meridians in my body were flickering with a faint golden light.
This was…an increase in soul power!
It was a fulfilling feeling. I could feel the elemental aura around me rapidly filling me, and my pores instantly relaxed.
His soul power slowly recovered. Moreover, there was a slight improvement.
Ya ya, I actually felt my soul power increase so clearly. This is too unexpected!
Even though the increase in spirit power isn't large, it's still effective. Moreover, I can feel my meridians becoming tougher. Strong training could actually increase his soul power. Alright, I have to remember this method.
I was just about to open my eyes when I heard a voice that made me not know whether to laugh or cry.
"They're two good kids. Unfortunately, one is a fool, and the other is deaf and mute. "Sigh ~~~" Then, there was the crisp sound of coins hitting each other.
Eh…? I opened my eyes with a distorted face and saw the figure of an old lady leaving in the afterglow of the setting sun.
I was so ashamed that I almost buried my head in my pants.
Heavens! I, a dignified Spirit Master, was actually thought to be a beggar! This…was too embarrassing!
I looked up at Bai Fu and saw him looking at me expressionlessly.
"Have you been looking at me?" I took my head out of my pants and asked.
"Yes, from the moment you closed your eyes.”Bai Fu was still looking at me expressionlessly.
" Uh…" I suddenly felt the hairs on my back stand up.
Heavens! Could it be that he had such a hobby? Do you want to do a back-up? Oh, of course, I don't discriminate against this kind of love. Love has many forms, but I can't accept this kind of love.
"Here." Bai Fu handed me a white cloth bag.
I opened it and saw that it was fried pancakes.
"Thank, thank you. Have you eaten?"
He raised another white cloth bag and said to me,""I'll wait for you."
I nodded at him, and for some reason, we had a pancake eating competition to see who could eat faster. In the end, I used my soul power and ate half a pancake more than him.
"Alright, I'm full. Let's go.”I stood up and looked at Bai Fu."You should know where the City Lord's Mansion is, right?”
Bai Fu also stood up and nodded at me."I've asked. Go west."
"Okay, then you lead the way." I can't let him know that I don't know the directions!
Bai Fu nodded again and led me in a direction.
…We skipped the gossip and walked and walked. I finally couldn't take it anymore.
"We're almost out of the city, but we haven't reached the City Lord's Estate yet?”
Bai Fu turned around and scratched his head awkwardly. He said uncertainly,"This should be West, right?"
" Huh?!" No way! So he didn't know the direction either?
Speechless, I pulled a middle-aged man who walked past me and asked,""Uncle, may I ask how to get to the City Lord's Mansion?”
The uncle scratched his head and replied,""Go west."
"Then where is this?"
"Dong."
"Uh…thank you."
I let the uncle escape and stared at Bai Fu with a solemn expression.
Bai Fu scratched his head and turned around."Let's go."
Aiya, why did I find such a teammate? This was a lesson. It seemed that they should find a more reliable teammate to form a team. This kind of teammate was obviously either selling his teammates or giving them away.
Shaking my head, I sighed and followed.
…Dusk has arrived. The two of us have finally arrived at the City Lord's Mansion.
The white talisman dashed towards the gate of the City Lord's Mansion like a wild dog that had lost its reins.
"Stop! What do you do?" The mountain-like door guards on both sides asked.
"Kill…"
Seeing that the situation was not good, I quickly rushed forward and covered Bai Fu's mouth.
"Wu ~ wu ~" Bai Fu struggled with all his might, but he couldn't break free from my hand. After all, I'm a soul master.
I quickly raised my head and said to the two door gods,"Sorry, this is my brother. He had a serious illness when he was young, so his brain was a little that way.”As I spoke, I used my free index finger to draw a few circles on the side of my temple.
The two door gods looked at each other, then looked at me and Bai Fu. One of them said,"Okay, take care of your brother and go somewhere else to play.”These two actually believed it!
There was a reason why they believed him. First of all, Bai Fu's legendary set was very convincing. Besides, my and Bai Fu's clothes aren't that clean…
I quickly pulled Bai Fu and ran to a dark corner. It felt like I was a kindergarten auntie holding a child's hand.
"What's wrong with you? Are you crazy? What? Why are you so impulsive?" I hid in a dark corner with the white talisman and shouted crazily (in a low voice). Damn it, I really didn't know that this guy was such an impulsive person.
Bai Fu seemed to be a little embarrassed. He lowered his head slightly but did not say a word. At this moment, the stubbornness of a fool was displayed.
It seemed that this guy was still a stubborn fool.
"Then, you have to remember not to tell anyone that you want to kill the City Lord. Alright? No one. You must remember, understand?"
"Does that include you?"
"I already know, so I'm not included.”Does he want to kill me?
"Understood." Bai Fu nodded slowly.”Then he looked up at me. For the first time, I realized that his eyes weren't staring at the void.
"Other than my family, you're the first person to treat me so well.”
"Uh…really?" By the way, am I very good to him? Why don't I feel anything?
"Then say it, Liu Jin. How to kill the City Lord? I'll listen to you." As he spoke, Bai Fu's eyes burned with raging flames.
Wu ~ He was actually that kind of hot-blooded fool. This was really troublesome.
"Then…since it's already dusk, we might as well go in at night.”Actually, I still blame him a little. It was his fault for leading the wrong way. Otherwise, it wouldn't be so late.
Bai Fu scratched his head awkwardly and smiled like a fool." Actually, I already guessed that you would go in and kill them at night."”"…Yes, that's why I led the wrong way on purpose.”Bai Fu was halfway through his sentence when I interrupted to remind him.
"…Alright, alright, let's take a break first.”
Bai Fu nodded and said,"Alright."”
"…" I leaned against the wall and closed my eyes. Not dead! It was to take a nap! Don't misunderstand. Although the heroes in novels all die like this, I definitely won't!
……
"Liu Jin, Liu Jin, can we move now?”Someone patted me.
"Eh? What time is it?" I rubbed my eyes.
"It's already very late at night, around midnight.”Bai Fu replied expressionlessly.
"Ahem, it's already so late." I scratched my head awkwardly.
"Can we move now?" Bai Fu asked again.
"Yes, that's enough. Go."
Just as I finished speaking, I saw Bai Fu charge out like a wild dog. I stood up, stretched, and scratched my head. Then, just like Bai Fu, he dashed out like a wild dog that had lost its reins.
After a while, the two of us ran to the outer wall of the city lord's mansion.
"How is it? Can you go over?" I asked Bai Fu.
"I, can." Bai Fu nodded.
"Alright, then I won't care about you anymore." I put on a piece of cloth to hide my face, then looked up at the wall of the outer wall. The height of the outer wall was about 3.5 meters. So, please don't mind.
I was just about to jog and use the long-lost qinggong, Three Steps to the Wall (I just thought of it), when Bai Fu grabbed me.
"What's wrong?" I asked softly.”
Bai Fu looked at me and said," There are four small watchtowers inside. There are about two people on each watchtower. They are specially used to guard the outer walls to prevent outsiders from jumping in.”
He didn't quite get what he meant, but I still understood. I frowned again and asked,"How do you know?"”
Bai Fu revealed a foolish-like cunning smile and replied,""We saw it when we came here.”
I'm depressed. My observation skills can't even compare to a fool?
"Then how do you think we should get in?" I looked at him dejectedly.
"Hehe, look." After Bai Fu finished speaking, he pointed at a place." We can enter from here. We won't be discovered."”
"Hmm? Where?" I looked in the direction he was pointing and was instantly furious.
"You're the one who's going through the dog hole!"
"Yes, that's the place. Let's go." He completely ignored my words and took off his bamboo hat as he spoke.
" You…Sigh, alright." I compromised because I couldn't think of a better way." Hey, give me the thing. I'll hold it for you."”
"Oh." Bai Fu replied, then handed me the bamboo hat and the cloak that he had just taken off.
A weak golden light flashed, and these two large items disappeared from my hands.
"By the way, why did you get such a suit?”I teased.
"Yes, and it's something my parents left me, saying that it can be used to protect me.”
Can this thing be used to protect you? I think it's easier to be noticed with this thing. Could it be, could it be, a soul device? That was impossible. Could it be some kind of defensive equipment? Or some divine artifact that could avoid fire and water?
"Then why did Liu Jin disappear in your hands?”
"I'm a Spirit Master." I looked at him smugly and pointed at the ring on my left thumb." This is a portable storage soul device with a space of two cubic meters.”
Bai Fu chuckled, his eyes full of stars." Let's go in quickly."”
"..." My smug face instantly crumbled.
The white talisman quickly entered. I gritted my teeth and followed.
Heavens! I, a dignified Spirit Master, actually want to go through a dog hole! Father, please forgive me.
The place where Bai Fu and I entered happened to be a tall bush. I pulled the grass aside and saw a watchtower.
Cold sweat instantly flowed down from my temples. My god, if Bai Fu didn't see the arrow tower, I would have been discovered the moment I jumped onto the wall.
Bai Fu tugged at me, indicating for me to follow. I crawled along the grass with him.
Some of you may not have climbed through such tall grass, but I can tell you that this feeling is very uncomfortable. First of all, I was wearing a gray shirt that was not very white. This shirt left a black mark on the mud. Moreover, everyone who had a childhood should know what was in the grass at night. Those small insects were really annoying, and I was afraid of encountering snakes. In the end, the small branches of the grass were quite sharp. My pants were cut open at the left leg. It was really annoying.
The two of us slowly crawled to the edge of the grass. We pushed open the grass and saw that the courtyard was relatively empty. There was only one "person" patrolling. However, this "person" was too big. Although he was far away from me, I could still see that Bai Fu and I were not as tall as him. I estimated that the two of us would not be enough to eat this person.
"Liu Jin, how do we get in?" Bai Fu asked me in a very soft voice.
" Well, let me think about it…" I observed the giant and touched my chin.
Honestly speaking, if we were to meet force with force, even if I'm a Spirit Master, I still don't have the confidence to knock him unconscious in one blow. However, the neck seemed to have a very weak defense. Would the attack succeed if he attacked from there? Tsk, then he could only take a gamble.
"Bai Fu, how about this? I'll knock him out from behind, and then we'll run into that door.”I told him my plan in a low voice and pointed to a location.
Bai Fu acted as if he didn't hear me and asked,"How about we take advantage of the time when that person is used to turning around to patrol and hide behind him, then take the opportunity to go in?”Speaking of which, can't you use punctuations when you speak?
I barely understood what he meant. It was a good idea, but the difficulty level was not any lower than what I said. One had to know that it was very difficult to follow someone without being discovered. Otherwise, how could there be tracking and anti-tracking skills? So criminals were especially difficult to track nowadays. They had all learned-huh? What was I thinking?
"Okay, then we'll do as you say. If it doesn't work, we'll follow my plan.”
"Yes."
"Shh…that person is coming." I realized that the giant was walking towards me. I quickly moved to the side with Bai Fu.
"Whoosh ~"
Holy sh * t, this guy actually peed here!
After the giant finished enjoying himself, he turned around. Bai Fu pulled me, who was frowning, and then slowly climbed out of the grass to follow. I punched the giant and immediately followed. But unfortunately…the giant seemed to have noticed the commotion I made when I came out of the bushes.
The giant turned his head slightly and then turned back.
He actually didn't see me! Hehe, who told you to wear such a big armor?
Bai Fu and I tiptoed behind the giant. Both of our eyes were fixed on the giant's feet. We watched his footsteps and didn't dare to be careless.
He was going to turn around, he was going to turn around.
Bai Fu and I were muttering something in our hearts. With a swoosh, we flashed into the door.(Later, I found a similar building in a place and realized that this wasn't a door.) In fact, this place was equivalent to a wall that was not connected. The place that was not connected was an empty space the width of a small door. Generally speaking, it is used by some rich families for decoration. It is equivalent to an inner wall. However, our luck doesn't seem to be very good…There is someone!
That person was shocked and was about to shout. But I won't give him a chance.
In an instant, my arm grew and grabbed the unlucky guy's face. Then, I pressed him to the ground.
"Dong ~" This unlucky fellow must have suffered a concussion from this sound.
Bai Fu immediately lowered his body and pulled out the saber of that unlucky fellow with lightning speed.
You're quite fast at this time.
Bai Fu looked at me and whispered,"Let's go."”Then, he stomped on the unlucky fellow's illumination device that was modified from an abandoned illumination soul device.?
Strange, why did he look so familiar? He had never felt this way before.
I shook my head and walked inside. But I didn't notice…
" Wuuu
Oh no, I forgot about this. The alarm soul device!
"Damn it, I've been discovered." I immediately pulled Bai Fu and ran. Bai Fu shook my hand off and slashed at a guard who had just run over. Seeing the situation, I could only punch a nearby guard who had just arrived.
In an instant, more than ten people surrounded him. However, none of them are Spirit Masters. In my eyes, they can at most be considered as relatively strong ordinary people.
I first knocked down a person in front of me with a punch, then retreated quickly and stepped on a person's toe. Next, I knocked the chin of the person behind me. Then I rushed forward and elbowed another guard. Take this!
I turned around and kicked a guard with my left leg. I took the time to look at Bai Fu and saw him and two guards (Why are there so few people surrounding him!)）They fought with great fanfare and were not at a disadvantage at all. Moreover, they even had a slight advantage.
Can you believe that a person who is usually stupid can actually adapt to the situation during a fight?
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