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1 Loyal and benevolent people have come to the world of Conan

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Year 20xx.

In a certain city in China.

In a cafe, a young man and woman were breaking up.

"Lily, is there no way to salvage this?”The man, who was the protagonist of the book, was begging his girlfriend, Lily." We've been together for five years. Can't you make an exception?”

"Make an exception? What?" " I've already spent five years of my youth on you!" Lily said arrogantly, looking down on the loyal and kind people. Five years! How many five years do you think a woman can have? I'm twenty-eight this year, and you're thirty. If I'm with you, I probably won't be able to live in my own house for the rest of my life! So, it's better for us to break up as soon as possible…"

" But I'm infatuated with you…" The loyal man cried. He hoped that the woman he loved would change her mind and continue to be with him. He really loved this woman.

"Infatuation? " Hehe, in this society, the real obsession is money..." Lily sneered." Do you think there is really love in this world? Let me tell you, money is true love! My mom introduced me to a guy. He's a doctor from overseas, the CEO of a big company. You! After reincarnating for another eight lifetimes, come and find me when you're as good as him!”Lily stood up and was about to leave.

Suddenly, she stopped. The loyal and benevolent man was overjoyed, thinking that she had changed her mind.

" By the way, give me the key to the house I rented. It doesn't belong to you anymore..." Lily turned around and said.

" Hmm…" Loyal and Benevolent was stunned.

"Hurry up, I still have to eat with Ah Ming!”Lily said impatiently.

"Who is Ah Ming?" Loyal and Benevolent asked.

"My boyfriend!" Lily smiled happily. That smile was like a knife cutting through her heart.

Zhong Yiren gritted his teeth and handed over the key. Lily left without looking back. She did not look at Zhong Yiren again.

Zhongyi Renren really wanted to cry, but he couldn't…He stood up and was about to leave.

But…

"Sir, don't leave yet!" The waiter stopped him with a harmonious smile on his face.

"What's wrong? Are you going to criticize me for breaking up with my girlfriend?”The loyal and benevolent man said angrily.

" Of course not…" The waiter chuckled." Please pay for the coffee before you leave!"”

The loyal and benevolent man was speechless.

……

After giving the money and leaving the cafe, the loyal man walked aimlessly on the street and muttered,"Love is nothing…If you have money, you will be together. If you don't have money, you will break up. What…What kind of society is this? F * ck your mother's balls!"

It was already eight o'clock in the evening. The loyal and benevolent man walked aimlessly on the street, recalling every detail of his life with his girlfriend, Lily. He was an orphan. He had no parents since he was young. He grew up in an orphanage. He went to a lousy elementary school, a lousy middle school, and a university... F * ck, f * ck, he never got into a university!

Ever since he was young, he had grown up under the discrimination of others. However, he had always kept this discrimination in his heart and did not dare to announce it. Later, he met his girlfriend, Lily. He loved her deeply and was willing to protect her for the rest of his life.

She scolded him, and he responded with a smile.

She was throwing a tantrum, and he was coaxing her.

He had to learn what dishes she wanted to eat even if he stayed up late…

Everything he did was to make the woman he loved happy, hoping to be with her forever.

But…in the end, she still left him. All his years had been in vain!

The loyal man bought a bottle of wine and gulped it down. He shouted,"Ask the world, what is love? [My life and death my ass, you should be asking the world, asking what is it, asking people to pay with money!] That's right!"

" Help…" Suddenly, the loyal and benevolent man heard a cry for help. It was a girl's voice.

"What happened? Is there a rapist?" The loyal and benevolent man was shocked. Could it be that there were still thugs who dared to pick flowers in the dignified Huaxia Empire, a socialistic economic country?!

If it was the loyal and benevolent man of the past, he would definitely not have dared to meddle in this matter. However, the loyal and benevolent man at this moment suddenly had the courage to burst out from god knows where. He quickly followed the sound. He decided to be chivalrous and become Superman!

He followed the sound and soon arrived at a small alley. The loyal and righteous man instantly saw a burly man in the alley pressing a beautiful woman under his body. He took off her clothes and started to rape her. The girl screamed and struggled desperately, but unfortunately, she could not resist the ravaging of the crazy man. Her clothes were already torn apart, and her fair skin was exposed.

Perhaps he had drunk too much, but a strong blood rushed into him. He rushed into the alley and kicked the man to the ground, shouting,"How dare you, pervert! I, a loyal and benevolent man, will carry out justice on behalf of the heavens and save the young girl from danger. The criminal will be sent to prison…"

" F * ck you…You brat…" The guy stood up angrily and took out a flick knife." No one has ever dared to hit me!" I want your life!" With that, the man rushed forward with a knife.

When the loyal and righteous man saw the knife at this moment, he immediately sobered up and was scared out of his wits. However, before he could react, the knife had already stabbed into his stomach.

"Ah!" Loyal and Benevolent screamed as he was stabbed in the stomach and fell to the ground. The man snorted and turned to leave.

"Ah! I've been stabbed! I've been stabbed! Miss, I saved you. Call 120 for me!”The loyal man cried out in pain, hoping that the woman he had saved could help him.

"What's going on? Why is there no one here?!”However, the loyal and benevolent man immediately felt that something was wrong! That woman had actually disappeared. It seemed that after she kicked that man over, that woman had run away.

"Oh my god! "Good intentions don't get rewarded…" The loyal and benevolent man was so depressed that he felt like he was about to die.

His lower abdomen was in great pain. At this moment, he was almost dying of sadness.

"Damn heavens, how dare you treat me like this! It was too unfair! There's no benefit in being a good person in this world. I was kind to a woman, but that woman betrayed me! I saved a woman out of kindness, but that woman abandoned me and ran away! I'm not convinced! If there was a next life! I want to be a pervert, a bad guy, and play with all the beauties in the world!”Zhong Yiren's consciousness was getting more and more blurry. He cursed loudly, and soon, he felt his body go weak. His body went soft, and he didn't know anything else…When Zhong Yiren woke up, he found himself sleeping on a bed made of clouds.

Loyal and Benevolent thought, Didn't I just die? Where is this place now?" "Brat, you're awake! Why didn't you say anything?”An old man suddenly appeared in front of the loyal man and said,""Isn't it strange that you're here? Do you know where this is?”"Who are you? Why did you bring me here? Where is this place?"”

Ol 'Amos said proudly," This is the Creation Temple. I'm the God of Creation who can go up to the heavens and down to the earth. I'm omnipotent and elegant. I'm a hero in the eyes of men and a prince in the hearts of women. There's no such thing in this world. I'm the only Creation God in the universe." After saying that, he even made a 'V' gesture.”The old man saw that the loyal and benevolent man was still standing there, ignoring him, and said,""Kid, give me a round of applause! What kind of expression is that!"

"I'm from a mental hospital."”With one sentence, the old man fell from heaven to hell. (Audience: He has a temper. Even the God of Creation would say that.) [Protagonist: It's nothing. It's always like this in novels.] Sweat! So he learned it from a novel.)

The Creation God said angrily," Kid, are you looking down on me? I'm a Creation God after all. Why are you not giving me face?!"”Loyal and Benevolent said," You're the God of Creation. Why did you bring me here? To play with you!"”The God of Creation was surprised." Eh? How do you know? I'm looking for you to play with me all the time."”When the loyal and benevolent man heard this, he couldn't catch his breath and fainted.

The second time I woke up, the two of them spewed fire, to the Creator God;"What kind of bullsh * t god are you? If you want to find someone to play with, go find someone else. Why did you find me?”" I'm the dignified Creation God, not some bullshit god. It's your honor that I asked you to play. Why are you so fierce?"”One god and one person stared at each other with wide eyes.

After a long time, the loyal and benevolent man softened and said,"Old man, what exactly do you want? Tell me, if there's nothing else, send me back.”The God of Creation said smugly,"Kid, you look pitiful. Tell me, what do you want? I can satisfy you. Okay."”(Audience: The God of Creation also said OK. Creator God said,"Even gods have to keep up with the times. Otherwise, how can I woo my sister in the future?" Absolutely!)

"Really, you'll do anything I ask of you," said the loyal and benevolent man with shining eyes.”" Of course," the Creator God said." There's nothing I can't do. Why don't you take a look at who I am?"”Loyal and Benevolent said excitedly," I want to be like the ones in the fantasy novels. I want to have super perverted divine skills. I want to be able to go to heaven and earth, and I want to be omnipotent. I want to be immortal. I want to be able to travel through time and space and go to the novel world to pick up my sister."”

The Creator God said," I couldn't tell that you were really greedy. If you're really that greedy, why don't we exchange? How about you be my god?"”Loyal and Benevolent pretended to be disappointed." I knew it would be like this. It's obvious that I can't do it, but I still find other excuses to cover it up. So there are liars in God too."”The God of Creation said unhappily," Kid, who do you think can't do it? Who's finding excuses to cover up? Who's a liar?"”The loyal and benevolent man blinked his eyes and said,"Your eyes are on the horizon, and they are right in front of you."”

The God of Creation shouted," You said that I can't do it and found an excuse. You're a liar, right? Fine, I'll fulfill your wish. Damn you!"”Seeing that the God of Creation had taken the bait, Loyal and Benevolent said,""Alright! I'll believe you if you show me.”"Alright, let's start the training now."”A white light flashed in front of Loyal and Benevolent Man's eyes, and everything around him changed. He and the old man stood in a big circle. It was dark outside the circle and nothing could be seen. "Kid, I'll transform your body first." Close your eyes and don't think about anything.”

"Wait, if I stay here now, what about Earth?"”" Don't worry," the Creator God said." Time is forbidden here. Even if you stay here for 10,000 years, the time on Earth will not change. Of course, that includes the novel world you're going to."”"Are you prepared or not? If not, I'll send you back."”Now that he asked the loyal and benevolent people to go back, he would definitely not do it even if he was beaten to death.

"I'm ready. Let's begin!"”After saying that, he closed his eyes and waited for a long time. Why was there no movement? He opened his eyes and said,"Why haven't you started yet?!"”"It's already done."”"What? So fast? Why don't I feel anything?!"”The God of Creation said proudly,"That's right. Don't you know who I am?"”

"Then I can go to the novel world now."”The Creator God said," No, no, no. Dream on. You've just finished modifying your body. Don't you want perverted martial arts, peerless magic, and invincible divine techniques?”"Then why haven't you taught me?"”"You have to tell me which world you want to go to first so that I can arrange what you want to learn.”

Loyal and Benevolent thought for a moment and said," When you caught me, I was watching Conan. I was very unhappy that many idiotic girls in that world were being f * cked by the Japanese. So I decided to go there and transmigrate into Kudo Shinichi. I will take care of my sister. Not only will I take down Maolilan, Haihara, Suzuki Sonoko, and so on, I will not even let go of mature women like Akiko and Fei Yingli!”

The Creator God said," Good. You have ambition and have my style. I support you and will send you there." I can give you a lot of preferential treatment now. I can give you a cultivation technique. Cultivate it well. Not only will you be immortal and reach the highest level, but your mana will also be invincible in the six worlds and you will become a supreme Primordial Chaos Saint."

The loyal and benevolent man was overjoyed. He suddenly said,"My wife and I have intercourse. Does that mean that I can also live forever?"”"Yes, if you cultivate and have sex with your wife, she can also live forever!"。”

"Really?" The loyal and benevolent man said happily.

The God of Creation nodded in satisfaction." Seeing that you're obedient, I'll give you this storage ring. The space inside is as big as a universe."”The ring disappeared after he put it on. "Where did the ring go?" Zhong Yiren asked curiously."Why did it disappear after I put it on?"”

" The ring is hidden in your skin. Look at what's inside. Just inject some energy into it. If you want to use the thing inside, it will appear in your hand as long as you think about it."”The loyal and benevolent man nodded excitedly.

The God of Creation waved his hand, and an open door appeared in the temple."Are you ready?" Loyal and Benevolent made a 'V' sign and said,"“OK! Let's begin!" Just as Loyalty and Benevolence stood at the door, the God of Creation rushed over from behind and kicked Loyalty and Benevolence in the butt. A loyal and benevolent man was kicked in like a hungry dog. He could vaguely hear the God of Creation's disgusting voice,"Kid, I wish you a pleasant journey!"

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