I carried the cute Xiu Er and rode the horse leisurely, happily showing off my first-class ability to pick up girls. I put my mouth close to Xiu-Er's ear and sang the popular song I always sing when I pick up girls, Love You for Ten Thousand Years. By the way, he also explained that he was a loyal fan of Hua Zai, and he had heard about him since he was ten years old.
A beautiful and deep male voice sounded." The earth's rotation is a day, which means that there is no limit to loving you for a day, and there is no limit to loving you for ten thousand years. Love you can withstand the test." Xiu-Er looked at my affectionate eyes and listened to my moving song. She had already lost herself in some corner.
Her eyes were filled with little stars, as if she had just met me for the first time and couldn't believe it.
Gao Shun and the others also looked at me with admiration. Even the calm Hua Tuo looked at me with disbelief.
In my opinion, the two men looked at me with a very lewd gaze and thought,"Oh my god! They pulled at him like this and looked at him with those eyes. She was so frightened that her heart was thumping non-stop. They can't be love-struck, right? It's enough for Xiu-Er to be love-struck, but I'm only singing for Xiu-Er. Don't come! I'm not glass! I hate glass the most."
Gao Shun and the others noticed my frightened gaze and reacted.
"My lord, what are you doing?" he asked with concern. What's the matter? You look scared.”
I thought to myself,"Isn't it all your fault for staring at me with such lewd eyes?" I thought you guys had that kind of hobby. Now, he was pretending to be an idiot. He was really popular!”
She smiled awkwardly and said,"Oh!" It was nothing much. He just saw a few wild cats in heat. Let's hurry up and get to Yanmen.”
Gao Shun muttered to himself, somewhat baffled,""Why don't I see any wild cats in heat? Why would my lord say that? Could it be that my lord's martial arts have already broken through to the level of mortals? Can he see the distance that mortals like us can't see? My admiration for my lord is like a torrential river that flows endlessly, or like the Yellow River that overflows uncontrollably."
If I had heard Gao Shun talking to himself just now, I would have been shocked, because Gao Shun actually said the famous saying of the drama master Zhou Xingxing.
I suddenly thought,'Why isn't Xiu' Er in my arms making a fuss now?' Why was it so good now? Previously, when she was in my arms, she was either tugging at my clothes or twisting my waist with her little hands. He really wanted to cry but had no tears. Such a pure and cute little beauty was actually so vicious. But you tortured me to death. You really can't match your appearance! I looked down at Xiu-Er in my arms and saw that her big watery eyes were staring at me without blinking. Her face revealed an infatuated expression.
I knocked her head lightly with my forehead and she quickly reacted. Then, he started to torture me. He pinched my waist with his small hand and said fiercely,"Hurry up and tell me honestly. When did you learn to sing such a nice song? Other than singing it for me, have you sung it for other girls?”
I almost fell off the horse." What's wrong with this girl? She was originally a gentle and kind person, but now she's become like this." Han's wild girlfriend. God, you're playing with me. Even if you like to play, you don't have to play like this.”
My heart was filled with sweat. I turned around and saw Gao Shun and Hua Tuo, these two bastards, looking at me with a kind of gloating gaze, as if they were watching a big show. If I get them a few more tables and chairs and get someone to make them a pot of tea, then I'll be the most authentic actor.
Damn it, these bastards. I'm your boss! Hurry up and help me explain. I'm really going to die of anger.
At this moment, the little demoness attacked the soft flesh on his waist again." Hurry up and tell me, Brother Ah Bu, you haven't answered my question yet. Did you pull it or not!" I had the urge to faint again. It would be fine if I fainted. There was no need to say anything. Actually, I used to use this method of karaoke to pick up girls. She forced me to answer, which made me feel a little guilty. Anyway, I haven't used this trick on girls since I possessed Lu Bu. It's just so boring to kiss her first.
After thinking about it, I grabbed Xiu-Er's hand and said to her affectionately,"I've never sung this song to any other girl before. I created this song after seeing you. Xiu-Er, do you like it?"
Xiu-Er's heart was beating fast when I grabbed her hand, and now she heard my sweet words. She was already extremely happy. Suddenly, she used her red lips to gently tap on my face. Then, she shyly hid her head in my arms and said happily,"Brother Ah Bu, you're so good to Xiu-Er!”
Xiu-Er stole a kiss from me, and I was a little dazed. I reminisced about Xiu-Er's plump and warm red lips. The surprise she brought me was really amazing! This little girl really likes to play with fire. I really want to push her down right now and then hehe. Everyone is an understanding person, so there's no need to go into so much detail! I looked at Xiu-Er who was hiding in my arms again. The two small bags on her chest had just started to look better. Her face was still childish. She was clearly a little girl who had just started to develop! How could I have such evil thoughts? I'm an honest person. How could I destroy such a beautiful and cute little flower of the motherland like this? In my previous world, such a little girl would still be an adult girl in middle school. The crime was serious, and the consequences were severe.
The more he looked at Xiu-Er, the cuter she became. He shouted in his heart,'Take good care of yourself and grow up quickly. Come on, come on!"
At this moment, I heard a discordant voice."There's a clown in front of my lord, blocking our way. What do we do now? Can I kill them to clear the way for my lord?”
I felt depressed,"Why does Gao Shun always come to disturb my fantasies? I'm speechless!" You still have to trouble me for such a small matter. Your boss will be very busy in the future. He will be busy picking up girls, fighting for territory, and killing those generals. How can you be my number one general in the future? It seems that I have to hurry to Yanmen to find my number two hatchet man. Zhang Liao, this kid should be easier to order than Gao Shun, that blockhead.”
Even though I was angry, I still replied loudly,"Hurry up and chop them all. Don't waste time. Aren't they just a few stupid mountain bandits? There's really someone who's not afraid of death who dares to rob me. If I give him some face, he'll open a dye workshop for me.”
After Gao Shun heard my answer, he was delighted."Boss is really wise and mighty! He chopped them all at the drop of a hat. What boldness. Just based on this point, I knew that he was cut out to be a boss. As for me, I could only be a hired thug. Damn it, I can show my boss today. I've been putting in a lot of effort to practice martial arts recently. I'm sorry!”
After saying that, he told Hua Tuo and Pang Shu to back off, while he charged forward like a fierce tiger, slashing back and forth with his broadsword, causing those small shrimps to run away crying for their parents.
Just as Gao Shun was having fun killing, he suddenly shouted,""Whoever dares to kill my son, fight me three hundred rounds if you have the guts.”
Then, a burly man rode on a horse and raised a large knife to slash at Gao Shun. Gao Shun glanced at him and smiled contemptuously. With a loud clang, the two figures swayed at the same time.
Gao Shun looked at this person in surprise." Such great strength, not too far from mine." I estimate that it will take another 50 moves before I can cut him off from his horse. It really agrees with my lord's words. I have underestimated the heroes of the world."
Gao Shun thought so. Cao Xing was also shocked. He had always thought that his martial arts were outstanding and that he was as strong as an ox. The big man I met today was much more powerful than me. I had already used my full strength just now, but he didn't seem to have used his full strength to fight with me. It seems that today is not a good day, but I, Cao Xingyou, am not a person who is afraid of death. Today, it was hard to find an opponent, so why not die under his blade?
Thus, he once again rode his horse towards Gao Shun. Gao Shun originally thought that he was going to escape, but he did not expect him to charge over again. He sincerely admired him and said,"He's really a fierce warrior!"”
Thus, he also rode his horse and fought Cao Xing together. The more they fought, the braver they became. After more than 40 rounds, Gao Shun finally won. Seeing that he was weak, Gao Shun repeatedly struck out with a fierce move, knocking Cao Xing's saber away before using the saber to press against Cao Xing's neck. Then, he laughed loudly,"Awesome! Your martial arts skills are not bad, but your stamina is a little lacking.”
Cao Xing agreed. However, if he couldn't kill his opponent within a short period of time, he would definitely be the one to die. This could already be seen in this battle. Then, he closed his eyes and prepared to die.
He thought to himself,'To be able to die in the hands of such a hero is not a disgrace to my martial arts. He was convinced that he had lost. If they were fated to meet again in the next life, they would fight to the death.”
Gao Shun saw that he was such a hero, and his fearless style was very appreciative. Such a talent will definitely be appreciated by the lord. I should introduce him to the lord.
So, he slowly put down the knife and said,"This warrior, I have no intention of killing you. My lord has the heart of a warrior. Are you willing to worship my lord as your master?”
Cao Xing was shocked." Such a fierce general is just someone else's general. What kind of person can have such a fierce general?" In any case, his life was spared by someone else, if his master was really a hero. What harm was there in being a servant like him?”
"If that's the case, please introduce me to the hero, but if the other master isn't a hero, Cao Xing will never surrender."”
Gao Shun laughed out loud. He is the first hero of today. I am very honored to be accepted by the Lord as my general.”
Cao Xing was dumbfounded." A hundred times stronger than him? Is he still human?" Was there really such a hero in the world? If there really is, I would be honored to be his personal guard.”
I've been hiding in a corner watching Gao Shun. This kid has finally come to his senses and knows the importance of talent.
Yes. Not bad, not bad. Cao Xing was originally one of the Eight Great Masters of Lu Bu. He was also very loyal to Lu Bu. When Hao Meng rebelled, he cut off one of her arms. In the end, Hao Meng was beheaded by Gao Shun. He looked very impressive. He was a good fighter! After Gao Shun, Zhang Liao, and Cang Ba, this guy should be the martial arts expert! En, not bad! Barely accepted
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