I was thinking that it was really a little cowardly to live this life. I haven't done anything big yet and I have to return to the underworld. QuanBEn! CoM! Forget it, forget it. I'll hurry back with Big Brother Ox-Head and Horse-Face to report my work. I hope I can find a good family! However, I didn't expect a huge bolt of lightning to suddenly strike down from the sky and hit me. Damn it, this is really a sin.
Although I'm not a big good person, I'm still a small good person. Usually, I'm very active in doing small good deeds, such as voluntary blood donation, youth volunteer service organized by the school, and charitable donations. However, why didn't God have eyes and wanted to destroy my divine form? The heavens really had no eyes. Good people did not have good karma.
While I was still fantasizing about the heavens, a bright light enveloped my body, and then I lost consciousness. When I woke up again, I realized that I seemed to be in someone's body. Then, my head swelled up and the pain was getting worse. It was so uncomfortable that I hugged my head and squatted down. Then, a voice sounded in my mind."Who is it? Why are you in my body? Why do I feel like I can't control my body?”I was shocked by this voice. What's wrong? I heard someone talking to me.
I quickly looked around and found that there were only trees and stones. I didn't see anyone. This should be a wild forest. When I wanted to look around again, the voice came again."What are you looking at? Wasn't it just a few trees and random rocks? There was no one else. I was talking to you. I was in your body. You're not in my body.”
I felt a little confused when I heard this. I calmed down and thought about it slowly."Could it be that I transmigrated from my world to this place like the main characters in the novels I read together? He even occupied someone else's body, and this person's soul was still in this body.”
I was a little excited at the thought of it. After all, I used to dream that I would transmigrate to another world just like in the novels. In other words, my Divine Form hasn't been destroyed yet. I'm still alive and have transmigrated. Hahahaha, am I lucky? What I want to know now is, who is the person I am possessing? Where was this place?
"What's your name?" I asked. Where are you from? Was this still China? Which dynasty is it?"
I asked so many questions in one breath and waited for a while. "My name is Lu Bu," he finally heard the voice. He was 16 years old this year and was from Jiuyuan County, Wuyuan County. Because he had killed a few dog officials, he was now wanted by the government, so he fled to this mountain. What's your name? Where are you from? How did it get into my body?”
After hearing his answer, I was a little dazed and muttered,"You're Lu Bu, you're Lu Bu that Jiuyuan Lu Bu.”
"I'm Lu Bu. Do you know me? Are you possessed? Why are you in a daze?”Lu Bu asked.
Only then did I recover from my demented state and suddenly burst into tears.
"What's wrong with you? Why are you crying? Was he a lunatic? Aiya! It's over, it's over, my body! You're so pitiful. You're being controlled by an idiot. Heavens! How could I, Lu Bu, be so unlucky? I wanted to sleep, but when I woke up, I found that I couldn't control my body for some reason.”
I couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed when I heard his tragic words. "I'm not stupid," I quickly said."I often read Three Kingdoms novels in the future. I admire you very much. You're handsome and so powerful. He even slept with one of the Four Beauties, Sister Diao Chan, and killed the damned Fatty Dong Zhuo. You are simply the greatest hero in my heart! I was moved to tears when I found out that I could possess a hero. Did you know? This was my biggest dream in my previous life!”
"What do you mean by that? So you've already planned for my body! Damn it, he even said a lot of nonsense. What future? Diao Chanla? Dong Zhuola? Do you think I'm an idiot? I don't know any of the people you're talking about. I'm not interested in what you mean by 'sleeping with Younger Sister Diao Chan'. If I want to do it, it should be Sister Xiu-Er. We agreed to be husband and wife. Tsk, you still want to lie to me."
My brain immediately turned. He's only 16 years old, and he's still not the Flying General Lu Bu I know. Yi! He said he wanted to have sex with Sister Xiu-Er and be a couple. Who was this Xiu-Er? He seemed to be married to Lady Yan. Could it be her?”
"Who is Xiu-Er?" I asked curiously. Is she called Yan Xiu 'er?" "Bah! What Yan Xiu 'er? She was called Diao Xiu' er.”Oh, I just realized that now. Diao Chan's previous name was Diao Xiu 'er, and the name Diao Chan was given to him by Wang Yu. F * ck! So Lu Bu and Diao Chan were old friends. No wonder Lu Bu had killed that damned fatty Dong Zhuo without a second word. This was really shocking! I'm starting to daydream again. Wouldn't it be much easier to woo Diao Chan in the future? Hehe! This was really f * cking awesome.
Just as I was snickering, I heard Lu Bu say in a very weak tone,"It looks like I'm going to disappear soon. Since you say you are my fan, can you promise me three things?”
"Ah, why? Are you going to disappear? Of course I am a fan, and I am the most loyal fan. Tell me which three things you want me to help you with. I will definitely complete them, even if I have to risk my life.”
He added in his heart,'This destiny is yours to begin with. At most, it will be returned to you.'”
"Mhm, thank you. Now, I will state my conditions. The first condition is that I want you to kill the Xiongnu Chanyu. Because when he led his troops to Nine Plains to rob, he encountered our village. He killed everyone in our village except for me and Xiu-Er. Sister Xiu-Er and I went to the mountain to catch butterflies that day, but I will never forget it.
The kind and simple villagers were brutally killed by the Xiongnu dogs one by one. They were not humans but dogs. They did not even deserve to be dogs. They were demons. They could strangle a child who was only a few months old without even blinking, cut open the stomach of the villagers with cold sabers, and even pick out their intestines. The ground was covered in blood, corpses, intestines, and internal organs. They were laughing crazily. I must kill them all. I want them to die ten times worse than the villagers.”
Hearing Lu Bu's words, I was completely enraged.""Don't worry, I'll definitely make them suffer a fate worse than death. These Xiongnu dogs have long annoyed me. How dare they treat us Han people like this. I will never let them off.”
"Alright, you're right. This way, the souls of the villagers could rest in peace.
Second, I want you to help me find Xiu-Er and take good care of her for the rest of her life. I want to love her more than I do. I want to make her happy. She's also a poor person. We've both been orphans for a long time. I promised her that I wouldn't leave her behind. I can't go back on my word. She was taken in by my good friend Pang Shu and is now in Jiuyuan County. I didn't have money and didn't want her to suffer with me, so I let her hide there for a while. It was even better that he had promised to pick her up the day after tomorrow. If he let go of Diao Chan, one of the four beauties, he would be struck by lightning.
"Alright, I will. I will love her more than you." "Yes, I think you will. The last condition is to become the strongest person in the world. I understand that only strength can protect myself and the people around me.”"Alright, you already have this strength. But I want to surpass you and become even more powerful than you in the future.”I said heroically.
"Good, very good, very good. I, Lu Bu, have finally found a soulmate today. If I don't die, I will definitely become your brother. Then I can leave without worry. Remember what you promised me. If you don't do anything well, I won't let you off even if I become a ghost.”"Hahahaha, I'm leaving. Good luck! I believe you. Goodbye!"
After Lu Bu finished speaking, I could no longer feel him. My tears fell unconsciously. He shouted at the sky,"Take care, I will help you fulfill your wish." I want to make your name a pride and make everyone tremble when they hear the name Lü Bu.
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