"Bastard, why did you make me come here?”A desperate cry, a desperate youth: "I do like the 2D world, but let me prepare before I come.”
"God, you didn't give me time to prepare such a small, delicious food. Alright, you bastard God, I shouldn't have begged you.”
"Merciful Bodhisattva Guanyin, if you are looking at your devout believers, please send a child to bring some wine and meat.”After a long time, nothing happened."I, I”
"Alright, the first two are useless. You only know that you are my true master.”He tapped his chest, forehead, left shoulder, and then right shoulder."Oh merciful God, the first two are scum and scum. I was lying to them just now. Only you are my Lord. Amen."
"Send down an angel and give me meat. Amen."
After a while, there was still no reaction. A lively vein had already popped up on the young man's forehead. What was this? Jesus, to think that you claimed to be the Lord. You deserved to be nailed to the cross.
Aha, just be thankful that Yours Truly wasn't born in your era. Otherwise, I would have chopped off that cross and made you wear a bra, lace neiku, and Hongfen outfit. I would have made those rays of light that saved you feel disgusted the moment they came down. Let's see if you dare to resurrect.
No matter how viciously he cursed those beliefs, it couldn't solve the most important matter of the sloppy youth. He was nowhere to be found. There were flowers, gardens, and pots all around him. In short, as long as there were flowers, fences, and pots, he had everything he needed.
It was indeed a good place for a date. If one was in a good mood, they could even have sex here. This was all in the future. This was a godforsaken place. First, there was no one. Second, there was no food. What was the use of so many flowers? Could they be eaten?
If it could be eaten, that youth would have pounced on it and eaten it up. How could it have been left until now?
Why, why did other people transmigrate to have cheats and a family? Even if they didn't enter, they wouldn't have to worry about food and clothing. Then why couldn't the damn lightning strike this young master to another place? What was going on with this flower field?
Now, he couldn't even eat. His clothes were torn a few days ago. Now, he was waiting for death. He hadn't eaten for three days. Bi Feng was already in despair.
Bi Feng was playing a game called Trolley Wolf a few nights ago. It was quite a game. Then, a bolt of lightning fell from the sky and brought him to this godforsaken place.
"Bastard, Trolley Wolf is just the beginning. At least let Yours Truly push the first girl. You unkind God, Bodhisattva, God, I believed in the wrong person.”
"To think that Yours Truly would burn an incense stick for each of you every year, yet you actually treat Yours Truly like this.”Bi Feng's mouth was full of lies that had no basis in fact.
She knew that she had come to the 2D world by chance a few days ago. In the flower field, a small butterfly suddenly appeared. That butterfly was beautiful. Pei pei pei, that kind of woman with a vicious heart, ah no, a demoness, how could she be considered beautiful?
"But it's indeed quite beautiful. Aiya, I'm about to die. Why do I still have time for this kind of thing? Shouldn't I be trying my best to think of a way to get out of this predicament now?”
After thinking for a while, Bi Feng lowered his head."As expected, I'm a high school student with a sperm in my brain. I'm hopeless. Is this how high school students are?”
"Bagaya Deer, move your feet away, dirty male, inferior human.”
"Nani, are you talking about humans or something else? You can't even speak clearly?”She turned around and realized…
It was empty. There was no one.
"You actually want to torture me with this strange sound before you die?”Bi Fengnei's face was full of pride." As expected, evil God, God, Guanyin, none of you are good."”
"…Aha, you are indeed a hypocritical human. I will never let you take Little Lulu away. Hurry up and leave." Along with the sound came a dark red cannonball.
"Ah, what's wrong?" He raised his head dejectedly.
He only heard…
"Spit." Bi Feng's perfect heavy burden hit his nose. and then
"Ah…Who is it? Come out for Yours Truly. Yours Truly is going to fill your stomach with 500 flasks of toilet water and teach you a lesson.”
"Move…your feet away from me, filthy human. Your smell makes me nauseous. I won't be able to drink water today.”The voice appeared again and complained," Humans are indeed filthy creatures. I really don't know how you can survive. Hurry up and draw your swords and commit suicide."”
This time, Bi Feng was quite clear that the voice came from under his feet. Moreover, the voice was moving and pleasant. Even without using his brain, he knew that it was definitely a super, super beauty. Then, he looked down.
A flower.
"Although I know that you are more beautiful than words, there is no need to belittle me like this. Even if I am down and out, I am not a flower that was stepped on by others, right?”He picked up the flower, and only a flower wheel was left. It was simply like a replica of Bi Feng.
The past was so beautiful. At that time, you had your beauty, and Yours Truly had Yours Truly's handsomeness. It's just a pity that things are different now. You've lost that touching petal of yours, and I'm no longer that youthful and beautiful Bi Feng.
A faint atmosphere of sympathy slowly spread.
“……。”
"Baka, humans are really strange creatures. They actually speak so many words that I don't understand. No matter what, human, let go of me.”
After a moment of silence, Bi Feng seemed to have woken up from a dream. His eyelids twitched as he said with a trembling voice,"Flower demon, two-dimensional flower demon."
Looking back with a smile, it was like first love, like a lifetime ago,"That's right, I'm a proud flower demon. Flower demons are the strongest.”Turning her head, the flower turned its head. "Lowly humans. You actually disobeyed my rules several times. Go to hell. Die a hundred times."
Then, three magic cannons flew past in a row, and Bi Feng's face was attacked again.
"Damn it, can you afford to compensate for my damaged face?”Touching his face in horror, Bi Feng cursed without holding back.
"Humans are indeed creatures with extremely low intelligence. You actually wasted my tongue three times and still didn't hear clearly? This is simply unforgivable." The furious voice of a young girl rang out.
"I'll say it one more time. Take your filthy arm off me, the honorable Flower Goblin.”
"Baka, if you let me go just like that, wouldn't Yours Truly lose face? Absolutely not, let's see what you can do to Yours Truly.”I smiled proudly at the flower goblin. I smiled proudly. I smiled proudly. I smiled and drank the wine to ask tonight…
"…Let go, you actually did such a thing to the future great flower demon, Miss Youxiang. Your crime is simply indescribable.”
"…I see. Fragrance in the wind? Flower demon, little flower demon, fragrant fragrance in the wind, little fragrance.”He read it a few times meaningfully.
"The great flower demon Feng Jian, Miss Youxiang, is now hoping that you will die.”Bi Feng's unmoved expression finally angered Feng Jian Youxiang.""Super Magic Cannon, fire!"
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