The bus exhaled angrily and then moved slowly along the highway like an old cow.
Tianming Chen, who had just gone to his friend's wedding, was standing in the car. He didn't want to stand, but there was no room in the car.
Just now, he was forced to drink a little at the wine table. After the banquet ended, he was a little drunk and had to rush back to school. In the afternoon, the school had to hold a stupid teacher's meeting.
In the blink of an eye, three years had passed. It had been three years since Chen Tianming graduated from university and returned to the secondary school to be a teacher. He shouldn't have been a teacher in the first place. This job wasn't suitable for him. This was a glorious but poor profession. With his character, he wouldn't be able to do it.
If he didn't go back to the meeting now, he would definitely be severely criticized by the principal and even have his bonus deducted. Now, he was f * cking stupid. Everything had to be linked to the bonus.
"Driver, stop the car!" Chen Tianming clutched his stomach and screamed hysterically.
Perhaps because he had eaten too much just now, his stomach was hurting badly. This kind of pain wasn't the kind that required him to go to the hospital, but the kind that required him to go to the toilet. Chen Tianming's legs were tightly clamped together. He was afraid that if he was not careful, the things that were about to be driven out of his butt would really be driven out.
If the food that they ate at noon ran out now, the people in the car, including the driver, would definitely jump out of the window.
Therefore, for the safety of the people in the car and himself, Chen Tianming felt that he had to get out of the car immediately to solve the problem. Otherwise, his tall and glorious image would disappear.
"Driver, if you don't stop, I'll jump out of the car.”Tianming Chen shouted again.
The driver heard someone in the car say this and quickly stepped on the emergency brake. He stopped the car and opened the door. He turned his head and looked back, wanting to see who was crazy enough to get off in this remote place.
When Chen Tianming saw that the car had stopped, he held his stomach with one hand and his butt with the other as he rushed down. As he ran, he turned around and said," Driver, I need to go to the toilet. Give me five minutes. Five minutes will do."”
Chen Tianming didn't run for more than five seconds before the bus started on its way again, panting heavily.
"Damn it, you bastard who gave birth to a son.”Chen Tianming cursed.
However, he didn't have the time to scold the 18 generations of ancestors of the heartless driver. The most important thing now was to find a place to relieve himself.
Chen Tianming looked up and saw a large forest ten meters away from the road. It looked like a barren mountain and there should be no one there.
Without another word, Chen Tianming ran in and hid in a pile of grass with his head lowered. He took off his pants that he had long wanted to take off, spread his legs, and started…
" Oh, Brother Qiang..." A voice that sounded like that came from in front of Chen Tianming. Tianming Chen was no stranger to this voice. He had often watched certain movies in university, so he knew it like the back of his hand. The movements and sounds inside were like thunder in his ears.
He gently raised his head, stretched his neck, and looked forward. It turned out to be a man and a woman in their thirties in the small grass opposite.
'So it's a couple,' Chen Tianming thought to himself. There was no one in front of them or behind them, which was why they were so bold. However, they never expected that someone would get off the car halfway because of diarrhea.
Tianming Chen looked at the live broadcast in front of him and felt an itch in his heart. He wished that he was that Brother Qiang. But things didn't go as she wished, so she could only secretly cheer for Brother Qiang.
"F * ck, how can such an action have depth? You should have used that move!" Chen Tianming shouted again. Now, he was completely like a senior worker who was instructing others on the spot. How could he still remember that he was having diarrhea!
At this moment, a light yellow bug that looked like an ant, but not an ant at the same time, slowly crawled toward Tianming Chen.
Because Chen Tianming was watching the free live broadcast with great interest, he did not notice what was happening below. The bug was slowly crawling toward him.
Suddenly, the bug jumped up and bit down hard on Tianming Chen's lower body.
"Aiya." Tianming Chen cried out. He lowered his head and saw a yellow bug that looked like an ant biting his head, as if it was trying to suck something. His lower part was in so much pain that it felt like someone was going to cut it off. It was swollen and painful.
"There's someone." Brother Qiang suddenly jumped up and hurriedly grabbed the clothes beside him and put them on.
Third Sister also found her own clothes and hurriedly put them on.
Chen Tianming, who was already feeling extreme pain, did not care about how the couple fled in a sorry state. He quickly grabbed a tissue and wiped it a few times. Then, he lowered his head to see what was going on.
For some reason, Tianming Chen, who had lowered his head, felt a rush of blood in his head. All the blood in his body flowed like water. His eyes went black, and his legs went weak. He fainted on the ground.
After a long time, Chen Tianming slowly woke up. He saw that his pants had not been pulled up. Just as he was about to poop, the yellow bug had already turned its stomach and died beside him. There seemed to be no problem with the place where he had been bitten. There was not even a wound.
No way. There should be some blood or a small wound. If he wasn't naked, Chen Tianming would have thought it was a dream.
He quickly pulled up his pants. He looked at his watch. It was 3:30 pm. He had been unconscious for more than two hours. Oh no, he had a meeting at four o'clock. Tianming Chen didn't have time to think about what had happened just now. Why did the yellow bug die on its own and why was he fine?
He shook his still dizzy head, stood up straight, and staggered toward the road.
"Stop the car, stop the car." Tianming Chen had been standing by the road for almost half an hour, but he still hadn't seen the bus. Now, he could only wave his hand and call for a passing car to give him a ride. However, after waving his hand a few times, not a single car stopped.
These inhumane fellows, do I look like a bad person? He waved his hand and refused to stop the car. It seemed that he had to stop a taxi in the middle of the road. Chen Tianming thought as he walked to the middle. If he didn't attend the meeting, his bonus for full attendance this month would disappear like bubbles.
"There's a car coming.”Tianming Chen started waving his arms as he tried to walk over to the car in front of him.
However, the car bypassed Chen Tianming and drove past him. Before leaving, the driver said,"There are more and more lunatics these days. They run around without even zipping up.”
"You didn't zip up?" Chen Tianming looked at his pants. As expected, the zipper was really not zipped up. F * ck, he, who had not been exposed for more than 20 years, was actually exposed today and even showed it to a man. F * ck!
He lowered his head and tried to walk to the side of the road as he pulled. But now, he was a little dizzy. He wanted to return to his side of the road, but he lowered his head and walked to the opposite side of the road.
A large truck was speeding over. It did not expect Tianming Chen to turn back on the road. It could not stop in time, and the large truck crashed into Tianming Chen.
Tianming Chen was sent flying into the air by the truck like a giant bird spreading its wings. After staying in the air for about 0.1 seconds, he fell to the side of the road like a bird with wings. The place where he fell was a full 20 meters away from the truck.
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